Candy Wizard and Travel

Thinking about it, Xidi took the piece of paper in front of her that might contain important clues or information, and started with a very straightforward exclamation:

“You damn profiteer who deserves a boot shoved into your ass!

Let me tell you, the hotel in front of your village is a shady one, and the food is very expensive and unpalatable. I'm suffering from vomiting and diarrhea, so I'm afraid I won't be able to get there in time.

My colleague from last time has already checked it out - he ate wild flame chili peppers and urgently needs a doctor to deal with the local problem - the devil in your village, if you can't deal with it, please soak the grass in water first, soak it to stink and then pour it into the house. You can restrict movement around you..."

Finally, there is a scrawled stroke that penetrates the back of the paper.

The whole text is full of power. It is not difficult to imagine how "hard" it was when writing it. It is full of flavor - in every sense.

Xi Di silently returned the letter and wiped her fingers without leaving a trace.

He did not believe that a person who repeatedly went in and out of the toilet, especially with very short intervals, had the luxury to wash his hands carefully every time he came out.

Now he roughly understood the situation. This demon was not the demon defined by him, the magician, but the kind defined by the Exorcist Guild, where most of the members were ordinary people.

It is not surprising that a word has multiple meanings, in different contexts, places and even at different times.

Just like chickens and chickens, ducks and ducks.

On this continent, in order to reflect the richness of history, people often use an ancient word, which seems more stylish.

Analyzing it based on the knowledge of the magic world, the demons here should be ordinary incubi, succubi and the like, capable of possessing... shadow demons?

Not necessarily. Demons are different from humans. They have no moral values. Especially demons who live in isolation. They don’t care about being alone. When they practice their crafts alone, they can find things to practice their crafts. They can’t do anything, do anything, or do anything. expected.

Xidi has seen dolphin hybrid demons, not to mention chickens, ducks, gooses, fish, etc. What kind of species are these in the village? Even if Natasha comes, she can't tell.

Anyway, it's not what he's looking for.

"Master Witch?"

"No, it's okay, I can handle this one."

It might be just a small matter. Xidi is not in a hurry to talk about remuneration. He is not some deceitful traveler who will turn some small things into a huge disaster to get money.

"I'm very grateful, Miss Witch! I will definitely introduce you to the handsome young man in the village afterward!"

"...Let's discuss the remuneration a little bit."

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It didn't take much to deal with the demon, well, the demon in the eyes of the villagers.

There are no special circumstances, no jokes about the priest and the little boy. This demon is a very ordinary fish-type demon that likes to possess good-looking girls and absorb their essence.

Astringent demon.

In fact, it is the bloodline of the Dream Demon that is causing trouble.

I wonder why I know it in so much detail...

"I said it all! I said it all! That's really it!"

A fuzzy gray shadow was held in Xi Di's hand, and a mouth grew out of a place about the size of a human head, repeating these words.

It didn't know much human language. After being taken out by Xi Di without mercy, it repeatedly repeated the phrases "Help", "Let me go", and "I know I was wrong", trying to portray itself as a wise and innocent person. High bastard fish devil.

Then when the other party was thinking, it breathed a sigh of relief and muttered in ancient language, Human beings today are really scary.

It's a pity that Xi Di understands ancient Chinese.

The white-haired traveler's eyes sharpened.

Being able to speak ancient Chinese means that one has a heritage, has gone to school, and is a big fish.

He immediately began a series of spiritual experiments.

Devils have no human rights, so it doesn't matter.

In less than 5 minutes, this hybrid of a dream demon and a mirror demon had everything explained.

It was an honest demon that had just grown up - compared to those around it, it had heard many stories about the human world from its uncle, and was filled with yearning, so it slipped out to play.

If its magic power were stronger and it could construct a face, it could be called "she".

It likes beautiful human girls, but it doesn’t know how to do anything and has no conditions to do anything, just like playing with dolls. After the possession experience, if it really has any bad effects... then only the incubus’ talent can come into play and let the possessed The young lady has had some healthy dreams and has been a little dehydrated these past few days.

Together with it, it opened the door to a new world. How could the little devil know this? He was addicted to the instinct of a dream demon, taking two puffs of essence every day, not much, and he was as happy as a god.

Because the girl was addicted to good things, her body gradually weakened, and she wanted to go home every day to dream. This young lady seemed to be a different person in the eyes of the villagers, and in the past years, demonic possession had occurred in this village... It was a mistake.

The evaluation is that if you reward yourself often, you will not grow up.

Xidi met a person during her travels who said that she had been cursed, and that she would blame the curse on herself when encountering bad luck. In fact, the curse was false.

The same goes for the people in the village. When they feel that there is a demon, they can throw any weird thing at its head.

In short, if this matter has nothing to do with the devil, Na Xi Di will definitely disagree, but if it does... it can be considered a CD seller. This situation has lasted only two years, and the young lady is already eighteen.

Now thinking about how to deal with it... I have a headache again.

Wait, did this little guy look confident before?

"You guys seem to be familiar with exorcists?"

"that……"

Xidi pinched it.

It made a "poof" sound and replied nervously, "I said it, I said it! We have an agreement with the exorcist. As long as no one is killed and everyone has a chat, we can leave."

"what?"

What about match-fixing?

After a detailed understanding, Xidi discovered that this type of demons and exorcists have formed a strange ecology. Most of the time, they come to the human world to play. The arrival of exorcists means that there is a big trouble, so hurry up. Run, otherwise it will attract the attention of magicians later - such as this time.

There are generally two ways for exorcists to exorcise demons. One is to persuade the exorcist with good words, and the reasonable person should leave; the other is to use unpleasant words to curse.

And this method will have two consequences. One is that the devil feels ashamed and leaves on his own; the other is that the devil becomes angry and chases the exorcist.

No matter which one, the problem is finally solved. Although it feels like a funny character, every exorcist has some ability. After taking the money, they will take care of the aftermath, whether it is the recovery of the invaded person or other aftermath. So far, a tacit understanding has been formed. They don't like to see each other, but they still rely on each other to make a living.

This business method has also been recognized by the association, and they really don't have the energy to deal with this kind of petty troubles.

Rather than being demons, it’s better to talk about the little goblins and other characters in the stories who play tricks on people. Those who really cause big things. The traces captured by the exorcists will be handed over directly to the association for processing. No big witch can have them. Lack of demon material.

Therefore, judging from the current situation, Xidi picked up the demon and threw it away. Even if the task was completed, it was rare to encounter such a rare little guy.

"I'm different from an exorcist, you know that, right?" He picked up the little devil and put it in front of his eyes, his pupils suddenly shrank into dragon-like vertical ones, "Is there any other valuable news? Don't lie to me. If it's of no use..."

"Dragon, dragon, dragon... dragon!" it screamed, "Don't eat me! I said! I said it all! If you ask me, tell me everything you know!"

Its reaction is a bit extreme, which is understandable. Even a character like Lucela is regarded as an evil dragon, and those who really cause trouble can be imagined. Now the evil dragon has become a fixed image in the story, as the little devil in the new era. , it was still listening to the story of the evil dragon a few years ago.

——Bad boys have to be fed to the dragon.

It began to miss its mother's arms. Although it was as precipitous as the witch in front of it and not as soft as the girl these days, its mother's arms were so reassuring!

Some of her conscience was uneasy, but in order to get the information, Xi Di hardened her heart and showed her white teeth with good hygiene.

"What I wanted to ask was about demons."

"us?"

"It's not you, I'm talking about the real devil."

He reiterated his pronunciation.

Only the new generation of demons dared to call themselves demons. Counting 300 years ago, the demons would have wanted to hang the genus and species on their heads when they went out, and resolutely draw a clear line with demons.

"Goose goose... devil?" It started shaking again.

"Correct."

"This... I know a little bit, really only a little bit. Can you please don't eat me? I'll go back and ask my mother and second uncle, they must know!"

It shook from a thin shadow into a ball and spoke carefully.

Xidi was a little surprised that it really knew, "Then tell me."

"Those old-timers... old things, most of them are sleeping. There are only two active recently. They are the famous devil scum. One is 'Dream' and the other is 'Businessman'. This is what our village chief drinks coffee with. I said it when I was drunk, I thought it was cool so I wrote it down..."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

The meaning is unclear... but it's a good thing to have clues. Thinking about the association's records, the more active one should be "Dream".

The same goes for Hameln.

……

According to the exorcist's handling standards, Xidi did not break the tacit understanding and let the little devil go.

Whether it dares to go out in the future is a question.

The little guy trembled and said that he would send him a letter if there was news in the future. Hidi left the address of the Royal Celestilia Unified Association, but he didn't have much expectations.

As usual, after receiving a commission, you have to clean up the mess for the devil. This job is not so much about expelling the devil as it is about restoring the environment.

The girl who had rewarded her for so many days felt a little weak, so Xidi prescribed some potions to replenish her energy.

When she went out and told the client that the devil had been driven away, the girl vaguely knew what had happened. She blushed and hesitated and said that she was bewitched by the devil. She blushed when she asked, and others were embarrassed to ask.

——Actually, I am still nostalgic for the little devil’s real dream.

Good kids don’t want to learn.

In the end, I got a bag of fresh fruits as reward. I didn’t ask for money and got some fresh ingredients.

Most travelers are like this. If they can eat well, they are better than [-]% of their peers, and if they can get money, they are better than [-]% of their peers.

feel good.

Xidi washed the beautiful red apple, took a bite, and shook it in the refreshing wind. When she flew out of the village, she saw a pale-faced man in black robes with a sword and horn medal on his chest.

Exorcist.

He silently raised the height so as not to affect his appetite.

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Due to health reasons, Xidi is currently on paid leave.

In fact, it doesn't count. After all, according to the requirements of the association, his workload in the past few years has been exceeded, and it is almost a dangerous crusade.

This kind of monster subjugation war that requires the mobilization of most magicians has always been a headache for the association. It was the norm before that most of the combat power was held back. But now, even among the experienced witches, there are many who have not received a call for more than a year. Any conscription goes to hunt monsters.

——It’s so leisurely, I feel like there are ants crawling on my body.

The witches who were used to being busy said so.

The good news is that the association can free up its hands to deal with matters in other areas. Private commissions have also appropriately screened some tasks and put them in to fill gaps in tasks, such as cleaning up wild beasts, searching for people, escorting valuables, wanted criminals...etc., etc. The department's expansion plan has been put on the table again. Recently, it feels like its presence has suddenly increased.

Therefore, no one has any objections to Xi Di's vacation, and the aggressive ones would like it to be longer. When they are busy, they complain all the time, but now that they are free, they are even more uncomfortable and pay attention to areas outside the association's influence.

I used to see monsters run faster than anyone else, but now I can run faster than anyone else.

……

"...that's the way it is."

The witch with a bloody bandage on her face said this while smoking.

"I roughly understand. I feel sorry for your injuries. I will take over the follow-up work. Please forgive me for asking for the specific situation."

"To put it simply, it is a mutated plant that changes from emitting magic power to absorbing magic power, gathering the magic power of a forest."

"That's really difficult to do."

Xidi carefully sorted out the information.

The witch in front of him is also senior, older than Sheila. She is lacking in magic talent, but has a lot of fighting experience. Now that she is injured like this, it can be seen that she is indeed a very troublesome monster.

The magic power of the monster remained on the wound, and they needed to rest for a few days to clean it before they could recover quickly. During this period, they could only lie down.

The other magicians pretended to be asleep, partly because they were unfamiliar with them, and partly because they didn't want to embarrass themselves in front of their juniors.

If it weren't for explaining the situation, this guy wouldn't have wanted to get up.

"Well, it was my carelessness this time. I didn't wait for others." The injured person smoked a whole cigarette in one breath and relied on drug stimulation to temporarily suppress the pain. "You have to be careful."