Candy Wizard and Travel

"Wait a minute! In fact, all of this is-"

"Don't tell me ridiculous lies, little evil god. If you admit it obediently, I only make ten cuts. My technique is not as skilled as that of practitioners. If I cut too much, the blade will break."

"No, no, no! It's not me! It's Medusa! And Hidi! Yes, the two of them colluded to do bad things!"

"clang--"

The knife flashed.

The mosaic-marked severed finger fell to the ground.

Lily Ling's body glowed with a dark aura. She held the sword she had just received, her blood vibrated, and a few drops of blood fell on the plain tatami, bright and dazzling.

"You made a mistake - no, for me, you made a great choice. Come on, our research topic today is the possibility of snake meat sashimi!"

"Ah ah ah ah!"

"Hey hey hey hey..."

Screams, cutting sounds, and wild laughter all together create this blood-soaked scene.

Medusa covered her mouth, so scared that she wanted to vomit.

Even among demons, there are not many who are so insane and cruel.

Upon seeing this, Xidi greeted her and walked outside, consciously closing the door and not disturbing Lily Ling.

"Has the little evil god always been so...brave?"

He found a relatively subtle word.

"That's how it was thousands of years ago...ah!"

Medusa was still retching, when a pile of donated blood was splashed on the paper door, making her scream again.

Listening to the screams behind him, based on Xidi's limited understanding of Japanese sashimi, the process of decomposing the ingredients would probably take a while.

He silently went to the kitchen and started processing the ingredients he brought back at noon.

……

Lily Ling rarely comes back at noon, and usually her lunch is the bento prepared by the little evil god in the morning.

Lunch is boiled pork slices, mapo tofu and a pile of cold fungus, and drinks are ice milk and sweetened ice wheat tea.

Midway through, Baihe Ling was about to add a couple's lung slices, but Xidi refused because she was not good at handling internal organs.

That kind of thing is definitely weird.

Because there are no classes today, the place where she works has temporarily arranged a vacation, and she has nothing to do on the weekend. Baihe Ling is in a good mood.

So the attack was more severe.

After the strenuous exercise, Xidi handed over the slightly cold drink that had been left indoors for a while. After she drank it slowly, her appetite recovered.

Medusa endured nausea and played the game "Little Evil God Simulation Puzzle 160 Pieces". The current progress is 40 yuan. I'm still not sure where I spelled it wrong. Under the personal guidance of Sandwich Sauce, who has rich experience in dismembering corpses, I slowly became proficient. Get up, successfully assemble the main body before the meal is ready, and then use all-purpose glue to stick the skin.

Because she was in a good mood, Lily Ling let her go to the table to eat.

"It's leaking!"

"Don't be afraid, little evil god! I'll give you all-purpose glue——"

"Hahahaha... so interesting."

Lily Ling laughed so hard that tears came down her face and she took a mouthful of food.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

This time it really comes out.

"Why... is it so spicy..."

"I saw imported peppers in a specialty store this morning. They are native varieties from Sichuan and Chongqing, China. The drying techniques are also very professional."

Xidi's tolerance for spicy food is pretty good. He saw Xiao Xie Shen making twice-cooked pork a few days ago, and Bai He Ling also liked it, so he thought they liked Sichuan food.

Sure enough, authentic Mapo Tofu, is it still too early for this country with strawberry flavored Mapo Tofu?

He handed the iced milk to Lily Ling, who calmed down slightly, but there were still tears in the corners of his eyes.

The screaming little evil god couldn't help laughing when he saw Lily Ling's miserable condition.

"you--"

"Eat time, meal time."

Xidi quickly stopped.

He had no doubt that Baihe Ling could poke his hand into the injured part of the little evil god. If he did this, he would really not want to eat.

Lily Ling's food is always so exciting.

-------------Chapter Dividing Line---------------

"It's so spicy..."

"Leave it to me. I'll rinse out the oil from the sandwich sauce so that the taste will be lighter."

"The tofu is so hot."

"Let me give Sandwich-chan a blowjob."

"Aww, Medusa, you are so kind. We will be good friends for life."

"Hmm! Little Evil God is in a pinch lately, isn't he? This is my card..."

Lily Ling eats very slowly, partly because of the spiciness, but just like the plasma tablets she likes, the numbing spiciness becomes a little addictive after a long time, and she no longer needs to take a sip of ice milk.

The main reason for eating slowly was that he was busy observing the two demons who were stuck together opposite him, trying to understand the limits of the cripple.

Her expression was very emotional.

Xi Di's expression was similar to hers, and he remembered some things he learned from Sheila in the association.

[Boy, do you know?The best people in the world who are good at choosing partners are scumbag men and scumbag girls. 】

【Is there such a thing? 】

[Of course, do you know why?Because the targets of their scumbags have always been good men and good women.

No matter how bad it is, if you have been a scum for a long time, you will be very sensitive to the feelings of the same kind. As long as you avoid those people, you can find people who live a good life... But there is a small chance that you will meet scum with better acting skills than them. This is a small probability event. If you encounter it, it can be considered a good thing. Lock it up and don't come out to harm others. 】

[I see, but why are you telling me this? 】

【Because you seem to be a good man. 】

Thinking about it now, it is unknown whether his good uncle took the opportunity to give the teacher eye drops.

Xi Di quietly discussed with Lily Ling the issue of finding friends.

"really."

The female college student nodded.

"It feels like this kind of loser is always good at finding people who can take care of them. In human terms, is it a 'PUA'? With such a bad person's way of communicating, people with normal personalities can't stand it for a long time, so they screen out people who can take care of them. Be patient, and then continue to carry out high-intensity mental pollution.”

"Like spending a lot of money to have a child?"

No normal person would step into this pit, and the target group would be filtered out directly.

She already believes this, what else can she do?

Lily Ling looked at the doting Medusa across from her.

"This kid has a physique that will attract scum at first glance. With the little evil god here, it can be considered...sigh."

Compared to being defrauded of money and sex in the future, at least the little evil god only defrauded money, right?And with her watching, he couldn't deceive much.

"I'm a little concerned. They've been getting along like this for thousands of years. Medusa has always been so spoiled by the little evil god. So, could Sandwich-chan's current personality be related to her?"

"That's hard to say."

Lily Ling was caught in the thought of "Which came first, the useless person or the useless person-making machine?", and the unconscious Hidi followed suit.

Which came first, the cripple, or the one who raised others to be cripples first?This is a question worth pondering.

The meal was eaten a little slowly, as most of them didn't waste food. Lily Ling still rubbed her belly and finished the meal.

"Little Evil God, go wash the dishes."

"Yes~"

Although he is a pachinko loser, when he is at home, the little evil spirit still has life in his eyes, and he is now in a happy mood to reunite with his good friends (ATM). Later, he will have money to spend, and he can also do housework. Nothing.

"Does Medusa want to stay for dinner?"

"that……"

As soon as the little evil god left, Medusa became a little more reserved. She would never forget what she had just done.

He glanced at Xi Di.

She bowed her head.

"If you don't bother me."

"Well, Sandwich-chan was summoned here, and she needs to find the spell recorded in the second volume of the Magic Book before she can go back. It will take a long time. You are her friend. If possible, I hope we can also become friends."

Miss Lily Bell stretched out her hand.

There is a dark and decadent aura surrounding her, which is reminiscent of a quiet night. It is too gloomy for normal people, but too kind for monsters.

The moment Medusa saw Lily Bell, she remembered their teacher, Ms. Persephone, when they were in Demon Realm Elementary School.

"I also want to be friends with humans, but I have been unable to do so because of my abilities. If Miss Lily Bell doesn't mind..."

"Of course, just call me Lily Bell."

"Yes, Lily Bell," Medusa smiled shyly and turned her head, "And Mr. Hidi, I was really offended just now, I'm sorry."

Xidi smiled and shook her head, "It's okay. You and the little evil god haven't seen each other for a long time. I can understand your emotions. Just call me by my name, just like Lily Bell. I'm not a local, so I don't care about that."

"Yes, Xidi, and Lily Ling, I have two good friends."

"You are welcome here at any time. I have a little evil god at home and it is a little narrower. Xi Di's side will be more spacious and there will be more things to play with."

"That's it."

Medusa blinked her deep purple eyes and looked at Xi Di next to her.

The two of them have a very good relationship. I heard from Little Evil God that they just met each other not long ago.

"Just in time, I just moved here and I'm going to entertain everyone at home the day after tomorrow. Is Medusa free that day?"

"Yes, I will definitely come!"

"A familiar angel will come over when the time comes. Is there any problem with Medusa?"

"Angel? It's okay. I'm not a creature like the Shadow Demon. As long as the holy light isn't particularly strong, it'll be fine."

"Then I think you may need to pay attention to another demon..."

……

"That's it, remember to come on the weekend."

"Of course, Mr. Hidi."

"It's so troublesome..."

The two friends here also agreed. Although a certain lazy angel looked lazy, he didn't refuse directly, which was an agreement.

"Has your computer been installed at home?"

"The network line is still missing. I need to contact my servant. I'll leave it to Gabriel to assemble the computer."

"Believe in my skills. Although I haven't used it before, I have seen it on video websites."

"Isn't this just talk on paper?"

Vinay expresses concern.

"Should we hire professionals?"

"It's okay, I believe in Gabriel, but if it doesn't work, I still have the magic of backtracking."