Candy Wizard and Travel
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Lily Ling showed an unspeakable expression, and rubbed her face after a moment.
"Don't explain."
"If you don't explain, you will be embarrassed. Speaking of which, when I watched a TV show before, some comedians told cold jokes, but no one in the audience liked them. It was a silent scene, and I almost wanted to change the channel."
"Yes, from this point of view, he is really amazing. But you have to know that what is more embarrassing than no one laughing is that the artist explains the joke seriously. After the explanation, no matter whether anyone laughs or not, it is very bad. Right? Thinking about everyone looking at the stage with numb expressions... I can't stand it."
Xidi scratched her cheek, "So you just smile and cooperate?"
"I don't, I want to see Hidi's embarrassment."
Lily Ling held the tea cup and narrowed her eyes slightly.
At this time, the sound of keys came from the entrance.
"I'm backdesuno——"
A voice without any wisdom said this.
The little evil god came in with his wet tail, took out a towel at the door, prepared to wipe himself, and looked up.
"Lily Bell is here too. What's good? She's smiling so happily."
"No, no."
When the girl spoke up, Xidi answered on her behalf, then covered her mouth and laughed softly.
Lily Ling felt restless for the first time.
……
Medusa seemed to still be paying attention to Sandwich-chan's joke about "inviting all her friends to a party" two days ago. Not only did she greet the little evil god, but she also chatted with Xi Di and Lily Ling from time to time.
Mainly to share the scenery of the devil world.
But it was easy to guess her thoughts. What she meant in her words was to call her if something happened. Even if she borrowed a hell dog from her teacher's house to travel, she would come over.
"Is this kid a little twisted?"
"It's all the little evil god's fault."
"It can't be said that it's all...[-]%?"
Xidi and Lily Ling briefly exchanged opinions.
They were preparing lunch. The little evil god rarely did something serious today. He went out to help contact customers on a rainy day. Well, he collected the profits in advance and used them to play games and win gashapons, let's not mention it for now.
She doesn't like to go out on rainy days, because the snake's tail on her lower body will be stained with mud and sewage soaked in various garbage, which makes her a little disgusting.
But for money, some small sacrifices are okay.
And it's rare that I feel pretty good when I do something unexpected like housework.
"Xidi, can you peel the apple for me, cut it into pieces, insert toothpicks and bring it over?"
"Okay, my knife skills are very good. Even tough ingredients like snake meat can be handled very well. Do you want to try it out?"
"Sorry I got a little complacent."
She grabbed the apple, rubbed it on the sofa twice, and started eating.
Xidi noticed Lily Ling's strange expression.
"what happened?"
"It's weird to eat apples with the skin on."
"Don't you eat the skin?"
"?"
……
For lunch, there was beef stew from Yuri Suzu's ideal menu, and the main dish was fried pork cutlet rice. Because the little evil god forgot the pork he bought before, he used it when it was freshest and fried it.
The aroma of fried food,
I used to worry about my body shape, but now I beat the sandbag for an hour every day, and my weight remains within the normal fluctuation range.
"I'm gonna start now."
While Lily Ling was talking, the little evil god had already started eating.
She is from the Demon Realm, she will say it when she thinks of it, but she will ignore it if she doesn't think of it.
Xidi sat down quietly and handed over the knife Lily Ling asked for.
"Thank you."
She thanked her softly and took it. Instead of rushing to do it, she gently scooped out her portion of potato and beef stew with a spoon, blowing on it until the soup was no longer so hot.
Then, the table knife cuts across the pork chops cut into strips, making a crisp "click" sound.
The sound made all three of them narrow their eyes in satisfaction.
"The pork chops are fried really well."
"What a pleasant sound."
"Don't drop the trash to the ground."
Cut it into bite-sized pieces, then pour the beef stew juice over the pork chop and rice just like curry rice.
Potatoes are rich in starch, which is insoluble in water. When heated to a certain temperature, it will gelatinize into a gel. Long-term cooking makes the soup thick and layered. The soup with minced potatoes and shredded meat slowly flows and penetrates. The gaps between the rice feel heavy when picked up with a spoon.
Precisely because of the thickness, the outer shell of the pork chop will not be softened for a while. This opportunity will not be too long. Lily Bell also cuts the pork chop into small pieces, which accelerates the softening, so you need to hurry up.
At this point, when you take one bite, you will find the multiple harmonies of large pieces of beef, braised minced meat, crushed potatoes, crispy outer and juicy pork chops and soft glutinous rice.
With the food in front of me, I have no intention of talking.
After lunch, the little evil god rubbed his belly.
"Am I fat?"
She lay on the sofa, holding her tail, trying to confirm with her hands whether she was heavy.
This behavior left Lily Ling speechless.
"Do you have a scale at home?"
"Yes, there is, but you..."
Xidi looked at her fat snake tail. Even if it was coiled up, it would have a diameter of more than one meter. It was really difficult to weigh it on an ordinary scale.
"Can I help?"
Baihe Ling took small steps to digest food in the living room. She didn't mind doing something to help her digestion at this time.
She pulled out the hatchet.
"Use this, break it into several sections and put them in a basin for easy weighing."
"What a joke! Only an idiot would do that. I just had lunch. If it leaks out, it will be wasted."
"Is this what you care about?"
Xidi poked her head out of the kitchen and said, "The wallpaper has just been pasted. Do not let it get wet. Be careful."
"That's what you care about!"
This kind of thing that sounds very scary is considered a little joke after dinner for Lily Ling.
Generally speaking, the house would be very peaceful before and after meals. After being beaten and dismembered many times, the memory of "Don't seek death when eating happily" should be engraved in the bones of the little evil god.
After washing the dishes, Xidi looked at Lily Ling walking around in the living room, thought for a while and followed her.
Start playing for two.
"Tattoo."
The steps of the two of them were not big, so there was no need to worry about bumping into each other. At the same time, they kept a relatively comfortable distance. When Xidi raised her eyes, she could see the other's calf wrapped in black knee-high socks.
The indoor space was so big that the two of them literally walked around in circles.
They stopped after a while because it was really weird and they felt a little dizzy and felt like vomiting.
"It feels weird..."
"It's better to take a rest."
Now it starts to rain again outside the window.
Xidi sat up straight, took out the remote control and handed it to Lily Ling.
"See a movie?"
"Ah."
There will be no outsiders today.
The little evil god came over, wrapped himself around Xi Di skillfully, put on the quilt and started to sleep. I don't know why, but she always slept soundly at this time.
This is a pet.
Lily Ling picked through the discs and finally pulled out one about meteorological disasters. She really liked the scene where everyone was chatting around the fireplace burning books in the library.
This kind of weather is just right.
……
"Lunchbox bento?... It's incredible to eat in class. People in the Demon Realm let you go home to eat. What about you, Xiaojia?"
Vinay opens her lunch box.
Rice balls, boiled carrots and broccoli, the most anticipated are four pieces of barbecued pork and two open octopus sausages, the presentation is childlike.
"Heavenly people go to the cafeteria together."
Gabriel didn't feel anything new. Maybe he was used to sneaking snacks in class, so eating after class didn't taste that good.
"Oh, the barbecued pork looks good. Can you give me a piece? I'll trade it with you."
"Come on, I don't want to eat a sandwich...Wait a minute, could it be——"
"Humph."
Gabriel proudly took out the lunch box from his bag, because it was so big that it couldn't even fit into the hole in the table.
"Could it be that, Qiang, Xidi did it?"
She said it didn't take long, but when she was confused in the early morning, she heard a noise before her sister got up.
The results were unexpectedly rich.
The double-layer lunch box, when opened, is full of meat and vegetables. The upper layer is broccoli, scrambled eggs with cucumber, fried shrimp tempura, and beef balls. The lower layer is rice garnished with dried plums in the center, and cherry tomatoes and strawberries are placed in the corners. Waiting for fruit.
The color transition is extremely harmonious, from green to red, yellow, and white, corresponding to the four seasons of the year. At first glance, it looks like a painting.
Most people can't tell the difference between clothes that cost [-] yen and clothes that cost [-] yen, but everyone can tell the difference between a [-] yen bento and a [-] yen bento in the supermarket. Most of the time, food is always so intuitive.
This portion was obviously not meant for one person, and Xidi told Gabriel to share it with a friend.
Wei Nai closed her eyes, a little envious, but couldn't show it.
"You already have these, why do you worry about my civilian food?"
"It tastes better if you eat it instead. I can't finish it. Try yours."
"I really can't help you..."
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On the screen, a sheet of snow covered the earth.
After watching the movie, Lily Ling reluctantly got out of the bed, put on her eye mask, socks, and umbrella to go out.
She said she wanted to visit the place where she worked. She had always been taken care of and it was only right to visit after the typhoon.
"By the way, there's this, can I take a photo? A distant relative likes these things, and I want to show them to her."
She pointed at the doll wearing rococo-style clothing on the table in the living room. It was a character from a popular work in the past few years. Even she, who didn't watch animation very much, recognized it.
What matters is not the characters, but the puppets.
Before going to college, there were not many people she could talk to. The relatives she knew praised her for her beauty and politeness, but there was always an inexplicable disconnect when talking.
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