"Aha! You mean the chainsaw man! I..."
Denjiko's eyes widened. It was rare for anyone to notice her presence. When she was about to say something in excitement, she heard a sharp voice coming from the podium: "Denjiko!"
"Su...Mr. Su Tang."
Denjiko stiffened for a moment, then straightened up immediately and finished his work, looking serious and meticulous.
"I told you, don't call me Mr. Su Tang now, call me teacher."
"Yes, sir."
"you……"
Su Tang stood on the podium, rubbing his eyebrows helplessly.
He glanced at the clock at the back of the classroom. It was already 08:30. Although it was just the beginning of nightlife in Tokyo, which was still in summer, he didn't want Denjiko to stay up late.
So he said: "We will go back in another hour. Hurry and finish writing the questions I just left, and I will show them to you."
"Right away." Denjiko replied happily with her head buried, but in fact she had already put on a mask of pain on her face.
It was embarrassing. She obviously just bent down to pick up a piece of eraser when Mr. Su Tang was talking, but when she raised her head, she couldn't understand anything.
very strange.
Looking at the twisted and crawling figures spread out in front of him, Denjiko sighed.
She turned sideways again, paying attention to Su Tang's movements while saying to Lesai: "Old girl... Lesai, what happened to the teacher demon you mentioned before? Wasn't it eliminated by the police?"
"After all, it's just a rumor." Lesai stopped the pen in her hand and shook her head: "But I heard that it seems to be true, but the teacher demon was deliberately released by the First Academy."
"Deliberately?" Denjiko had a look of interest in his eyes.
She felt that going to school was great. The feeling of whispering under the teacher's nose was really stimulating and exciting, especially when the teacher was her Mr. Su Tang. This gave her a sense of... um... betrayal?
"That's right. It's said that the teacher demon won't hurt anyone, but if you are touched by it, you will be dragged over to do the questions..."
"Hard pull over to do the questions!"
Denjiko shivered, and in surprise he accidentally raised the volume by three points.
broken.
There was a thud in her heart, and she raised her head cautiously, and sure enough she saw Su Tang's expressionless face.
"Hehe... Hehe, we... um, we are discussing a problem."
Denjiko made his final struggle in a low voice.
Su Tang remained expressionless.
As someone who came from school days, of course he knew what Denjiko was thinking at this moment. He just felt that the teacher couldn't see him lying on the table and whispering.But in fact, standing on this podium, teachers can see everything below clearly.
What's more, Su Tangna's enhanced eyesight.
Su Tang stepped off the podium, and with every step he took, Dian Zizi's heart trembled.
Until Su Tang walked next to her.
"Let me take a look at the questions you did."
Facing Su Tang's extended hand, Dian Zizi handed the question paper to Su Tang without even breathing, and hesitantly said: "Well, I haven't finished it yet..."
"..."
Su Tang lowered his head and looked at the paper in his hand with only one question written on it. The veins on his forehead began to protrude outward.
He always felt that he had a good mentality, but in teaching, he really couldn't control his mentality.
2+4=24!
6 Ah.
Look, is this an answer that anyone can come up with?
Even if I were counting my fingers, I wouldn't write down such an outrageous number.
"You can practice more when you get home." Su Tang said with a dark face: "At least I have to finish two books of oral arithmetic test cards before I can teach you the next stage."
"Oh..." Denjiko responded honestly, but then he raised his head and said angrily: "That's not fair, the old woman is talking too, why don't you let her practice too."
"Because they have finished their work." Su Tang sighed, picked up the paper full of questions on Lesai's desk, and said helplessly: "You started talking to others without knowing anything, and in the end you I didn’t write the title, but everything they wrote is correct.”
"I clearly wrote a sentence saying..." Denjiko muttered in a low voice, then suddenly realized, turned to look at Lesser, wide-eyed and said: "Old woman, you deliberately misunderstood me!"
Damn it, I fell into this guy's trap again.
Denjizi punished the old woman severely in his heart to do a hundred squats.
Then he had to return to reality and meet Su Tang's scrutinizing gaze.
"Forget it, let's take a break after class first."
Rubbing his forehead, Su Tang began to wonder if his education method was wrong.
Think of Master Kong's teaching of students in accordance with their aptitude, or the master in "Kung Fu Panda".
Maybe... the second son is not stupid, but just lacks enough motivation like Po?
With this in mind, Su Tang found an empty seat next to the wall and sat down.
There is a book on this desk with the name of the book owner written on the cover.
"Mitaka Chao."
Su Tang took a look and found that this was actually a very boring encyclopedia of knowledge.Sure enough, the first school is the first school, and any student can chew such a hard book.
"Teacher, Denjiko. Have you ever heard the story about the country mouse and the city mouse?"
Denjiko was looking around curiously at every corner of the classroom when he suddenly heard Lesse's voice.She turned her head and asked in confusion: "Rat? What rat?"
"That's a story from "Aesop's Fables." Su Tang raised his head, answered Denjizi's question, then turned to look at Lesse and asked, "Why did you suddenly think of this?"
Lesai didn't answer him immediately.
She looked out the window. It was dark outside and the moonlight was like water.
Then he spoke softly: "The mice in the country are poor, but they are happy, free, and don't have to worry; while the mice in the city, although they are rich and well-fed, live in fear every day. If you were given a choice, which one would you choose?" "
"Of course I choose the city rat." Denjiko said without hesitation: "It's heaven to eat well and drink well."
"Well..." Lesai nodded silently and said nothing.
She looked at Su Tang again.
"Well. If I had to choose, I would probably choose the country mouse." Su Tang closed the book, shook his head and said, "But actually I don't want to choose either."
"Don't want to choose either one?" Lesai repeated this sentence.
"Yes. Why do you have to be a mouse?" Su Tang puzzled: "This story inherently divides people into two categories, but reality is not so black and white. If you have the ability, why don't you try To live in the city without being a rat and become a real human being."
"Of course, the premise is that you have the ability. At least you need some skills." Su Tang touched his chin and said: "Otherwise, I'm afraid it's better to be alone."
"Able... capable..."
Lesai chewed the word in her mouth.
"Well, to put it simply, you have the means to resist them, or to become them." Su Tang thought for a moment, smiled and said metaphorically: "For example, it's like Jerry in "Tom and Jerry", even though he is a mouse, he You can mingle with cats, ha.”
"I seem to understand a little bit." Lei Sai's eyes gradually glowed, and then she closed her eyes and relaxed her breathing: "No rush, no rush, there is still time, let me think about it again."
"Why are you struggling with this problem?" Su Tang said a little confused: "Do you think you are the rat in the city now? Do you usually feel unsafe subconsciously? Have you lost your sense of direction?"
This is actually part of the "big city disease", which usually occurs in first-tier cities in the fast-paced economic era.
Before time travel, he treated most of these patients, but now in 1997, things are a little better.
"Hmm..." Lesai nodded slowly.
"Then you must have not relaxed for a long time." Su Tang said with a smile: "Maybe you can find time to go to the countryside to see the scenery, swim and climb mountains, etc. It will make you feel much better."
"Teacher, will you go with me?" Lesai looked at Su Tang with a look of expectancy.
"I'm going too! I'm going too!"
Denjiko shouted, waving his hands.
Su Tang glanced at the second son of Dian, then at Lei Sai, thought for a moment and smiled: "That's fine. Outdoor practice is also an important part of teaching. When the time is right, I will take you to play, oh no, to study. .”
"Well, as for what is the right time... let's wait until you, Lesse, have finished learning trigonometric functions, and you have finished learning the linear equation of one variable for electron subons."
"Okay, no problem!" Lesai's eyebrows were curved, and her green pupils were full of smiles.
"Me too." Denjiko immediately agreed.
"Okay, then we..."
Su Tang nodded. He felt that he had probably found the right direction in teaching.But just when he wanted to get up and talk more, the world in front of him suddenly became blurry.
Denjiko and Lesse were both missing.
This is……
Su Tang frowned and saw a... demon suddenly appeared on the podium in front of the classroom?
The shape is roughly similar to a stick figure, the size of an ordinary person, and the lines of the body, torso and arms are replaced by thick chalk.
As for the head...it looks very much like Koro-sensei's face in "Assassination Classroom".
Overall, it wasn't particularly scary, at least it was much better than the previous demons Su Tang encountered.
"Oh, human, are you here to challenge my teacher, the devil, too?!"
"challenge?"
"Haha! I didn't leave after school in the evening and stayed in the classroom just to challenge me to improve myself!" The teacher demon seemed to have become accustomed to this kind of behavior. It said: "Because my ability is based on the test taker. There are ten questions for the highest academic level. Only by answering them all correctly can you escape from this illusion."
"Since you were holding math problems just now, let's do a math challenge tonight! Haha, let's start!"
After Teacher Demon finished speaking, Su Tang found that a test paper appeared on his desk.
He groaned in his heart.
Wait, highest degree...mathematics?
He looked down and saw that the ten questions were indeed full of strange symbols. He could barely recognize α and β...
Scratching his head, Su Tang sighed.
Although he did learn advanced mathematics, it was a compulsory course. He still only remembers the Law of Luo Bidu. Anyway, Luo Bidu's law is over, but he knows nothing about the mathematics studied by graduate students!
I can’t understand the question, what should I do?
simple.
Su Tang stood up and walked towards the teacher demon, the green color gradually spreading on his arms.
On the other side, in Lesse's fantasy world.
"Haha, let me see your highest degree of education... um, no?"
The teacher devil stuck his shell, scratched his head with chalk, thought for a moment and said: "Then let's do addition and subtraction within ten! Now please listen to the question, 5+5=?"
Lei Sai sighed. She was having a great time communicating with Su Tang, but she didn't expect that this thing would suddenly interfere with her.
Tilting her head, she said casually:
"10"
"Congratulations on your correct answer! Please listen to the question again, 2+3=?"
"9"
"That's the wrong answer! If you answer ten questions incorrectly, you will be trapped in the illusion until dawn."
"8"
"I haven't given the question yet!"
"7"
……
Su Tang flicked his wrist, looked at the gradually fading scene around him, and transformed his arm into a human form again.
At this moment, his body was shaken.
No, the whole building seemed to be shaken!
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