Saint?Just a bad woman

She pointed to the long queue of ticket windows and asked: "Do you want to watch a theatrical performance on land? Theater performances are also an integral part of land culture. You probably haven't formed a complete performance system under the sea yet, right?"

Hailuo knew nothing about this.

"If you like it... I have no objection. It just so happens that I also need to learn more and understand some things on land. I am interested in everything."

There were many words that she heard for the first time today and had never heard of before. The culture of the countries on land was also more colorful than she imagined, which was very different from the wild places described by the indigenous people under the sea.

Their history books record that "more than [-]% of the land area is covered by desert, with collapsed ruins everywhere. Fires burn from night to sunrise, and there is black scorched earth everywhere. The corpses of monsters and humans are turned into charcoal. Selfish land people They fought endlessly against each other, the sky was dyed gray-black by wolf smoke, the rivers and fields and ditches were dyed red with the color of blood, and the air was filled with the smell of blood that could not be dissipated."

Other books record that the people on land are humanoid monsters that eat raw meat and drink blood. They eat raw meat and even the meat of the same kind. Their behavior is extremely barbaric, no different from prehistoric humans.

When they finally arrived on land, Hailuo realized how narrow-minded and ignorant the writers of those history books were. They used their own one-sided imagination to define the vast world above them, this fertile land, and it turned out to be a big joke.

When the undersea envoys came to land, they were immediately deeply shocked by what they saw.Towering buildings, gorgeous palaces, orderly streets, row upon row of shops...

The development of land has never stagnated, but the underwater countries that have been disconnected from the land for a long time and have almost no communication have become more and more backward. Regardless of technology or culture, many fields have been overtaken by the land.

Many years ago, the development level of land and sea was almost the same. No one could have imagined that it would be so different now.The historian who came with her was so angry that she went back overnight to think about how to revise the article she had just published and the newly published history book.

Hero praised Partington's architecture more than once.The grand theater in front of her looked like a gorgeous palace, located in the center of the capital's secondary business circle.

There is a transparent glass dome on the top floor of the theater, and there is a part on the dome that can be opened and closed at any time to facilitate light shielding and light transmission.The structure of the theater is similar to that of the palace, and their designer is the same person, so it is understandable that they will look familiar.

Santa Karina did not intend to crowd in with the common people partying in front of the ticket window to buy tickets, because she had resisted the invasion of the monster wave before, and she got to know the current director of the theater - a young woman who is quite talented and knowledgeable. .

Every time there was a new play, the dean would ask someone to send some tickets to Santa Karina.

She just happened to bring the ticket with her when she went out today. She showed it directly to the person at the entrance, and the two of them entered the theater hall without any suspense.

Hero showed high interest in the play he was about to watch, and it was an unprecedented experience to watch a play with many people in the theater.The two tickets corresponded to special seats in the independent stands. Staff in work clothes had prepared sofas and coffee tables in advance, brewed a pot of black tea for them, and also prepared high-end refreshments.

Even if St. Karina didn't say anything, the staff knew that she was the famous saint, the hero who defended Partington, a popular person in front of the current emperor, and a person who could not be ignored under any circumstances.

After preparing the necessary items, the staff respectfully exited the stand box and closed the door.Santa Karina picked up one of the delicate pastries and took a bite.

"The Harris family's pastries still taste as good as ever, and the taste hasn't changed after all these years."

She missed the first time she ate it.

213. Theater and stickers

"Do you want to eat? Hailuo."

Santa Karina looked at Hero and picked up a piece of Harris's ice cream.

It was about to be thrown into the mouth of Hero who opened his mouth with a "Ah~".

"Hmm...it tastes good."

Making chewing sounds and feeling the ice cream melting in his mouth, Hailuo was in a good mood.

They say that you should eat ice cream when you have a headache or feel depressed, and Hailuo thinks this is right.

"Want another piece?"

Seeing that feeding heroin was like feeding a hamster, Santa Karina had the idea of ​​​​taking another piece.

Sometimes, the joy of eating is not only eating alone, but also sharing it with others.

"Um……"

Hailuo nodded slightly and chose another piece.

This time, she was not only eating ice cream, but also wrapped a little spirit snake around Santa Karina's finger.

When the other party pulled out again, it was already wet.

There is no problem with this. The moist thing is the liquid after the ice cream melts. Because of its high sugar content, it sticks to Santa Karina's fingers.

The first theatrical performance "The Founding Emperor" ended and the second theater also began.

It is a "Female Consort" that is in line with the style of the Lorian Empire and has a very high role for Lily.

The plot takes place in a country called Dayan, where unlike the Lorian Empire where female emperors rule, the emperors are usually men.

"Female Consort" is a legendary costume drama. Sun Pingxia (female) and Zhou Yuan (female) have been in love since childhood. Before they were born, the parents of the Sun family and the parents of the Zhou family decided to get engaged, regardless of whether Whether a son or a daughter is born to the two families in the future, they must be engaged and get married in the future.

At the beginning, when I saw that both families had daughters, I had no intention of breaking off the engagement. Instead, I allowed the two childhood sweethearts to live alone.

Later, the Sun family declined, and Sun Pingxia's mother also died one after another.

As a result, the attitude of the Zhou family began to change. The parents of the Zhou family disliked the poor and loved the rich, so they forced Zhou Yuan to break off the engagement.

In desperation, between filial piety and love, between being a wealthy daughter and wandering around the world, Zhou Yuan, the daughter of the Zhou family, chose filial piety and the identity of a wealthy daughter.

As a result, Sun Pingxia was forced to disguise herself as a man and go to Beijing to look for her brother Sun Shaoying. She also took a fake name and took the exam in the name of her brother Sun Shaoying.

Unexpectedly, he won the first prize and was recruited as the consort.

On the wedding night, Sun Pingxia told the princess his true feelings.As a result, the princess was also a crook, but she liked the young lady of the Sun family even more. She insisted on making her the consort and even begged the emperor.

At the beginning, the emperor was naturally furious. He wanted to punish Sun Pingxia for deceiving the emperor, cut off the head of the consort who was the new champion, and bring harm to the three clans.

However, it happened that the emperor of the Great Yan Kingdom was a daughter-slave, so under the princess's coquettishness and bullying, Jun Wu's joke became just a joke and should not be taken seriously.

Therefore, the emperor was forced to dote on his daughter, so he had to pardon Sun Pingxia's crime of deceiving the emperor, and ordered Sun Pingxia to dress up as a man, continue to bear his brother's name and the title of number one scholar, and marry the princess.

On that day, the wedding was extremely luxurious on Shili Red Street.

On their wedding night, the princess and the consort took each other's red pills.From then on, in the court, the princess was the princess and the consort was the consort.At home, the princess is the prince and the consort is the princess.Make a great story.

"You humans are really good at it."

Hero looked intently.

"This is a great shot."

"As long as you like it."

She used to like theater very much, but now she is just reviewing the past and learning new things, and her interest has faded a lot.

She was just watching Hailuo and enjoying the date.

The content is flesh-and-blood, but each script is not long, so a third scene will be arranged.

But in this third scene, Santa Karina is really not interested in watching it anymore. She would rather stick with Hero.

"Do you want to go somewhere else?"

"No...I'm going to be here."

"But I'm a little bored just sitting there. I've seen all this, why not do something interesting?"

"What do you want to do?"

Hero looked at Santa Karina doubtfully.

She didn't know what the other person was thinking, but she was willing to satisfy her as much as possible.

"Let me give you a massage. It's a very comfortable thing to enjoy while watching a drama."

"Okay, then you can press whatever you want."

Hailuo accidentally said the words tiger and wolf.

Then, she paid the price for this casualness.One hand followed her female advantage, all the way down, and penetrated into an indescribable place.

Then, squeezing gently and repeatedly, Santa Karina began to perform hand exercises and massage Hero.

During this period, Hailuo's face turned red and he looked like he couldn't stand the social death, and the third drama came on stage.

It is also the drama program of Yan State, the very beginning of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Three Brothers in Taoyuan".

The Three Brothers in Taoyuan is the first story in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".Speaking of Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, people will always think of their early years in the peach garden behind Zhang Fei Village in Zhuo County, where they prepared black oxen and white horses as sacrifices to heaven and earth.

Burn incense and worship again, and swear: "I remember Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Although they have different surnames, as brothers, they will work together to rescue the poor and help the people in danger. They will report to the country and live in peace. I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I just want to be born in the same year. He died on the same day of the same month. The emperor, the emperor, and the queen of earth, have learned from this fact that if you are treacherous and ungrateful, you will be killed by both heaven and man!" After swearing, he worshiped Liu Bei as his brother, Guan Yu as his second, and Zhang Fei as his younger brother.

People have been telling this story, and people have imitated it again and again by burning incense and forming a bond of friendship.

It's just that this Guan Yu is a woman, and she is also a beautiful, straight black girl with so many female advantages that she carries a ball on her chest.Holding the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand, he looks so majestic.

This Zhang Fei is also a woman, a little loli, with pink hair, but is born with strange powers and infinite supernatural powers.An ax and a hammer that neither adult could hold, waved like toys in her hands.

That Liu Bei is also a woman.She looks like a wealthy lady, but her body is very strong, and her body lines also look like she has hidden muscles.

It's the kind of muscle that's built for fitness, not a physique with fat shoulders and a thick waist.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the government was corrupt, coupled with successive years of famine, the people's lives were very difficult.

Liu Bei intended to save the people, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were willing to work with Liu Bei to do something together.The three fell in love and chose a peach garden behind Zhangfeizhuang.At this time, the peach blossoms were in full bloom and the scenery was beautiful. Zhang Fei prepared a green cow and a white horse as a sacrifice, burned incense and worshiped, and the oath was completed; the three of them recognized themselves as sisters according to their age.Liu Bei was the elder sister, Guan Yu was the second, and Zhang Fei was the younger sister.This is the famous "Taoyuan Stake" in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

The folk saying of "the sworn brotherhood in the Taoyuan" is the most widely circulated and far-reaching story without any historical data. The first chapter of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" uses the epilogue "Three sworn brothers at the banquet of Taoyuan heroes" to show the true love of the three sisters Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei who are not related by blood.However, what Santa Karina and Hero are doing is completely immersing themselves in water.

214. Keep dating

As expected of a bad woman, even the theater can unlock a new movable CG.

Gradually, Hailuo couldn't even read the script anymore. Her attention was elsewhere, in this room.

"Santa Karina... This is not good, in case someone sees it..."

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is much longer than other scripts and will last until evening.

"What's wrong? I'll cook you some food. Food made with the Holy Sword has the effect of being blessed by God."

Santa Karina smiled slightly, her smile was silent.

She didn't take off Hailuo's clothes, she just moved a small triangular piece of fabric slightly.

She took out her holy sword and started making seafood porridge.

Seafood porridge is quite simple, the ingredients are available.Prepare 10 shrimps, cooking wine, corn kernels, green vegetables, diced carrots, mushrooms, rice, pepper, and green onions.

Then, peel and devein the shrimps, keep the shrimp heads for later use, add a little pepper and 1 spoon of cooking wine to the shrimps, mix well and marinate.

Heat oil in a pot, add green onions and stir-fry until fragrant, add shrimp heads and stir-fry until red oil comes out, remove shrimp heads and green onions, add diced carrots and shiitake mushroom slices, stir-fry until soft.

Add 3 large bowls of water to boil, add washed rice, and cook for 20 minutes. When the rice is cooked, add corn kernels and green vegetables, and continue to cook the shrimp until thickened. Take out of the pot, add a little salt, and pepper and mix well. .

"Bury the holy sword in the seafood porridge, and the rest will be smoother."

So, before the Holy Sword had a layer of crystal clearness, the continuous tearing pain lingered in an indescribable place, layer by layer.

It was an extremely weird, incomprehensible pain.Hailuo was confused - where exactly was the injury causing him to be like this? His body was bound by strands of tearing feeling, unable to move.

My mind was dizzy, and my body was equally weak. Only that burst of pain with the thrust was the most obvious.

It is an opportunity to wake yourself up.

"Santa Karina...seafood porridge, isn't it ready yet? The portion of this Holy Sword thing is too big. I can't eat it. It hurts..."

Hailuo opened her sore eyes, a little anxious to understand her situation.

Compared to the food made with her fingers, the energy contained in the holy sword was too huge for her to bear.

However, she only saw a girl with long white hair and blue eyes looking at her with a smile.There was no warmth in that smile, it was just playfulness and joy.

"Eat slowly, don't be in a hurry, you will eat it completely. As for porridge, you just have to swallow it slowly."

This time Santa Karina planned to make her a beauty porridge.

食材需要准备糯米60g、梗米30g、山药150g、豆浆600毫升，清水200毫升、冰糖、枸杞适量。

Santa Karina planned to put five wolfberries in the shape of a small petal.

Then, she mixed the glutinous rice and stem rice, washed it, added water, and soaked it for a few hours in advance.

After the soy milk is made, sift it to make it more fine. Peel and cut the yam into pieces, wash it, steam it in a pot and crush it into a puree.

Finally, put the glutinous rice and stem rice into the pot, add soy milk and 200 ml of water, bring to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer until the rice is soft and tender (about half an hour). Add yam paste, then add rock sugar to taste and cook for 10 minutes. Sprinkle before taking out of the pot. Some soaked wolfberries are ready to eat.

The Meiling porridge made in this way is thick and white in color, and the holy sword is easier to lubricate.

As a result, the waist is moving forward and backward regularly, and the left shoulder is carrying a slender, pale leg that does not look like a land woman.Moreover, that leg seemed to grow on his body.

Um?what happened?

Hero moved his numb toes, and the toes of the leg that Santa Karina carried on her shoulders also moved.

"Why, after drinking a little, you seem to wake up a lot?"

Santa Karina's movement speed became faster and faster, and the angle changed from time to time. The playful smile on her face became deeper and deeper, as if she was staring at something she loved and was excited about possessing it.

This familiar face seems to have been seen somewhere.