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"Then how do you explain that they didn't call Tang Ping out during dinner?"

"Well... maybe Tang Ping loves the toilet too much and hasn't squatted enough?"

"But the dishes have been put away and the bowls have been washed."

The big yellow young man was speechless.

No matter how reluctant he was to admit it, he had to face this fact:

He was probably mistaken.

Baibai squatted in the tree for three hours.

In fact, Tang Ping was really not at the head teacher's house.

"Come down, Rhubarb, let's have some serious dinner."

"……Row."

The big yellow young man reluctantly got down from the tree.

As soon as he fell to the ground, he couldn't care about anything else and quickly released himself towards the roots of the tree.

After the release, he was so comfortable that he was shaking. He raised his feet and was about to leave with the peach young man when he turned his brows and felt a little unwilling.

"No, I have to confirm again."

"Still doing it?"

The peach young man looked at him in astonishment, and the big yellow young man strode into the building.

After a while, a red light came out.

"Yes, yes, really yes!

"I opened the door and overheard. Tang Ping was really at their house, but he wasn't squatting in a pit, he was sleeping!

"I asked, how is it possible that after squatting in the toilet for three hours, the toilet smells so good, even better than dinner?

"Gan, you squatted with me for three hours for nothing!"

Taozi young man cheered up:

“So he didn’t sleep well in the hotel last night and will catch up on his sleep in the afternoon when he comes back today?

"Wouldn't he wake up at night?"

"Indeed," the big yellow young man nodded seriously, "so I still have to climb the tree, but I can't miss any opportunity. Give me the remaining bread and water, and I will continue squatting."

As he spoke, he took the initiative to take the bread and mineral water from the hands of the peach young man, put them in his pocket to make sure there was no one around, and climbed up the tree like a monkey again.

The peach young man was stunned: "What about me?"

"You go to eat, and come over quickly to support me after you finish."

"okay."

So, at night, human surveillance continued.

大黄青年苦苦从18点等到了19点，从19点等到了21点，从21点等到了24点……

I waited until the lights were all turned off, my body was full of toads, my eyes were green, and I was in a panic.

Tang Ping didn't even wait for Tang Ping to appear in the living room for even a second.

What's going on? Is this person still sleeping?Can you sleep like this?

Or is it that Tang Ping woke up a long time ago, but is a homebody who only moves around in the room and never moves out of the door?

But even if you are a homebody, you still have to eat.

I didn’t see the head teacher and his wife bringing food to Tang Ping either.

The young man in Dahuang was puzzled.

Taozi young man yawned: "Dahuang, if it doesn't work, forget it. Maybe they installed surveillance outside the door and found you passing by, so they deliberately deceived you."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

The young man gritted his teeth.

Although my heart has already been shaken.

But there was just a breath in his lungs.

If he doesn't clear his breath, he won't even be able to sleep tonight!

If Tang Ping wasn't here, wouldn't he look like a clown squatting on the tree for a long time?

He would never admit such a thing!

"If I wait a little longer, he might still be sleeping. It's almost ten hours since he was able to sleep.

"But it's time to wake up, it's time to wake up - go to the north and stare to see if the light will turn on. If it turns on, it means someone is awake!"

The peach young man sighed and dragged his steps to the north.

He raised his lead-filled eyelids and took a look.

"what?"

He opened his eyes wide.

What else would happen if there wasn't light coming from the gap in the window that was covered with curtains?

Although the light is very weak, it is there!

Tang Ping is indeed here and awake!

"Dahuang Dahuang, Tang Ping is awake!"

"Okay!" The big yellow young man shouted excitedly.

He is indeed no clown.

I was just unlucky and waited at the wrong time!

"You continue to stare, and I will continue to stare. I still don't believe it tonight. Can't I still take a picture of Tang Ping?"

Shouldn't your purpose be to photograph Tang Ping bullying the class teacher... Young Tao Zi had doubts in his heart.

But after hearing the rhubarb young man's gritted teeth tone, he thought for a while and still didn't say anything.

That's okay, it probably won't take too long anyway.

Since Tang Ping was awake, he definitely had to leave the bedroom to go to the toilet.

Maybe he’ll be too hungry in the middle of the night and go out to find something to eat.

Wait and hold on.

then.

1 points, 2 points, 3 points...

The young man in Dahuang grabbed his mobile phone and his mentality was about to collapse.

What's going on, what's going on.

Don’t you usually like to go to the toilet the most?

Why have you been up for so long this time and haven't gone to the toilet yet?

"Do you still have to wait?" Peach Youth asked.

The big yellow young man gritted his yellow teeth and said: "Wait!"

4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock...

"Oh oh oh~"

I don't know who's unkilled rooster crows.

He woke up the big yellow young man whose brain had stopped functioning in the tree.

He shuddered violently, shook his head vigorously, and blinked his dry eyes.

A pair of triangular eyes were already covered with bloodshot eyes and turned red.

In the latter half of the night, he didn't wait until the lights in the living room came on.

But after a little excitement, I found out that it was not Tang Ping, but the head teacher or his wife who had woken up at night.

"Taozi, Taozi, are you still awake?"

"..."

"peach??!!"

"..."

The big yellow young man cursed lowly.

I knew I couldn't count on that skimmer.

At the truly critical moment, you have to rely on yourself!

His brain was as solid as cement that had stopped stirring, and his eyelids were as heavy as lead.

The big yellow young man reluctantly opened his eyelids with his fingers, used his remaining brain circuits to continue watching.

His cell phone was out of battery.

But at this point, it no longer matters whether or not to pat Tang Ping.

The young man in Dahuang is now full of eyes and only thinks of one thing:

Dad, please, let me see you here!

……12 o'clock.

18 points.

23 points.

Tang Ping woke up from his dream and stretched himself refreshed.

I opened my eyes and saw the orange night light on the bedside.

He felt warm.

How could I say that the head teacher and the teacher's wife were so considerate? Not only did they prepare hot milk to help him sleep before going to bed, in case he woke up at night and couldn't see clearly, they also prepared a night light.

He turned on the switch with a flick of the light, and the small bedroom was instantly filled with incandescent light.

After getting out of bed and going out, the head teacher was still awake and sitting in front of the sofa watching TV.

When he saw Tang Ping, he looked at the time and was surprised and sighing:

"You actually slept for 32 hours..."

"It's okay, that's a lot, not much." Tang Ping shook his head and smiled.

The head teacher shook his head, suppressing his incomprehension.

"While you were asleep, something perhaps interesting happened."

"what's up?"

"It seems like someone climbed up that tree—well, that tree—to see if you were in my house and stared at my house all day."

The head teacher pointed outside the balcony and said:

“As a result, I couldn’t hold on anymore and fell down. I suffered a minor fracture and was taken to the hospital by ambulance.

"When questioned in the hospital, he said this angrily and accused me in tears. You were pretending to be at my home even though you were not in my home. You lied to me and wanted to sue me and claim compensation from me."

After saying that, he spread his hands:

"Do you think it's interesting?"

Tang Ping: "..."

What kind of extremely retarded thing is this?

"Oh, by the way, he was also diagnosed with mild urethritis and cystitis, which seemed to be caused by holding in the urine too hard."

The head teacher sighed: