"The little princess turned her head and looked around blankly. 』

"I didn't see the tadpoles. 』

"You mistook the toad for a frog. The toad's poison almost killed you."

"The frog-faced old doctor said:"

"Even if you want to catch tadpoles or frogs in the future, you must clearly understand that the skin of frogs is smooth, while the skin of toads is rough and pimpled. You must not catch the wrong one again."

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "..."

Although I had already read it once when AI was writing.

But after reading it again, I still feel that no matter which way you look at it, this fairy tale is too damn evil.

If you show it to children, I'm afraid parents will report it and say this is some kind of children's insole, right?

Fortunately, this is not a fairy tale for readers, just for show in the conference room.

Tang Ping raised his hands and rioted again!

The writers in the room were all attentive to see him once again write a plausible beginning.

People who knew Tang Ping beforehand immediately realized that this was similar to the "Snow White Trilogy".

But they haven't thought about it yet. What kind of fairy tale can Tang Ping write this time? Could it be that based on the previous one, it should be ten times more aggressive, and even deliberately leave a thin line in order to be nine times more humiliating?

I saw it in astonishment.

Tang Ping was thinking at a speed that he didn't even need to use his brain.

Wrote the second article which they almost couldn't keep up with the reading speed.

And the content of this second article...

What, what, what.

What is it all about?

All the writers in the audience were so shocked that they were dizzy, and the same thought came to their minds:

Is this fantasy and confusion, not madness?

Is this really something that anyone in their right mind could write? ?

Chapter 136 "The Frog Prince"? ? ? (four thousand words)

There was a buzz in the conference room, and writers from all walks of life were talking about it.

"Did you understand what he wrote?"

"I don't understand, I'm a little dizzy..."

"I understand. He wants children to distinguish between frogs and toads, so as not to catch them by mistake and get poisoned - I missed it when I was a child and my hands were rotten."

"It's a shame. How many children are there nowadays? It's still popular to catch tadpoles in the lake and raise frogs?"

"This is just the simplest and most straightforward meaning he expressed, and it is placed at the most important end."

"I think he also hides a hidden meaning of asking naughty children to do less evil, or asking parents to control naughty children. Do you think the little princess can let the frog...or the toad? In short, their family is ruined, and the father is crazy when he comes back from a business trip. ”

In the midst of the discussion, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes who claimed to be a fan of "Guan Ai" also held his hand against his mouth and murmured thoughtfully:

"Indeed, there is no reason to specifically write about Toad's father coming back from a business trip. If so, it can only mean what he is expressing.

“For example, the little princess is a metaphor for the domineering upper class, and the family of frogs and toads is a metaphor for the small citizens living in dire straits.

"The arrogant and lewd people of the upper class take pleasure in bullying ordinary people in every possible way. Ordinary people were harmed until their families were destroyed and they were unable to resist, but the little princess was poisoned in the end...

"I understand, the frog symbolizes the honest people who can only obey the people, and the toad symbolizes the bloody 'unruly people' who are risking their lives!

“The dandy didn’t know who was easy to bully. He bullied someone who fought back with his life. He capsized in the gutter and almost died!

"This makes sense. The crazy toad is haunting, the tadpole mistakenly recognized the little princess as its mother, and the frog-faced doctor...

"People of the upper class enjoy the most generous resources. Even if their vitality is severely damaged and half of their legs step into the earth, they can still be rescued by the 'underworld soul chasing'? So if you want to be beaten, just beat them to death?"

The freckled girl wearing glasses next to her shrank her neck when she heard him whispering to himself: "I'm so cool, I'm so moisturized."

The young man with a bamboo pole next to her glanced sideways at her:

"The story is about princesses, princes and kings. It's obviously from the feudal period. What are you thinking about?

"Also, when writing this version of 'Guan Ai', he may have compared himself to a toad, and Mr. Niu to a little princess. Mr. Niu wanted to tease him, but he picked on the wrong person."

"It actually has such a meaning?" Sai Dongzhuo exclaimed, "Oh my god, how could he come up with such a multi-layered story in just a few minutes?"

In the corner, Qiao Yinque stared blankly at the story displayed on the projector, and what came to mind was the plot of "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf".

The same.

The epilepsy is exactly the same.

It was a feeling of madness and confusion that she couldn't find even after racking her brains.

It will make every reader wonder whether the author is in a state of high spirits, or is a lunatic who writes crazy words.

Then I read it carefully, and I was surprised to find that this crazy author's writing is clear-cut and logical. At first glance, it looks crazy, but in fact it is full of cold rationality.

When Qiao Yinque read "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf", he wondered countless times whether it was written by Tang Ping himself. The style of this article was completely different from his previous articles.

She even specifically investigated whether it was a writer with a strange writing style who had a good relationship with Tang Ping and used Tang Ping's pen name to publish his works?

But now, she saw Tang Ping writing this new story in front of her, under the eyes of several writers in a huge conference room, as fast as if he was copying from a book.

In the past few days, Qiao Yinque had been harboring doubts that he could not let go. He fell to the ground and was shattered into pieces.

This was indeed written by Tang Ping.

And it was written at an extremely terrifying speed, as if there was no need to think at all.

Qiao Yinque couldn't understand it. She couldn't figure it out. How could any human being be able to do such an unreasonable thing?

Even in a chat group, you need to think about what you want to say and organize your language to express it clearly!

"Did you also write "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" at such a fast speed?"

Qiao Yinque thought absentmindedly, feeling a strong sense of exhaustion and powerlessness spreading in her heart.

She didn't notice, but someone did.

"Hey, why is Mr. Niu shaking?"

one writer asked curiously.

People who were listening nearby looked at the podium and saw Mr. Niu with a frog face next to Tang Ping.

For some reason, his body was shaking violently, his loose face was flushed red, and his small eyes were staring at Tang Ping as wide as possible, as if he wanted to punch Tang Ping head-on.

Just like someone in a noisy class suddenly noticed that the head teacher was here, the discussion in the conference room converged very quickly. Everyone was like toppled dominoes, spreading quickly from the first person to notice, focusing on Mr. Niu. body.

Tang Ping also noticed something strange about Mr. Niu.

Unlike other writers in the seat, he could clearly hear the old man with the frog face taking deep, rough and unsuppressed breaths.

"Senior Niu, what's wrong with you?" he asked.

Could it be that after seeing his new manuscript, I couldn't think of anything that could be improved for a while, and I was so angry that I was shaking all over?

Or is it that this old man is suffering from some disease, and his breathing is unsteady and his face is red-faced when he attacks?

When Mr. Niu heard Tang Ping's question, his body suddenly trembled.

He almost couldn't hold back the anger boiling in his heart, and regardless of the old artist's demeanor, he swung his arms and punched Tang Ping twice.

What's wrong, you ask me what's wrong?

You first write a "fairy tale" that directly insults me. You scold my father-in-law for being so prestigious, and scold me for thinking I'm elegant but actually being vulgar. You also say that I'm a bastard who forces you to be dirty regardless of your wishes. You have a bad reputation, and you are a troublesome person, and my purpose is to hurt you. In order to make me look like a human being, I will step you into a nightmare...

And what I want to do is obviously just to give you guidance and help you!

Then he said "it's too ugly", and wrote another one that was a little more restrained, but it implied that I was not even worthy of a frog, but only worthy of being a toad. Do you think I can't see it? ?

He has no respect for his elders, is arrogant and rude, speaks harshly, and does not know how to praise! ! !

Mr. Niu took a deep breath.

The chest is like a bellows, with sharp bulges and concavities.

I don’t know what he thinks, maybe he doesn’t pay attention at all.

But all the writers who stared at him had an absurd and irreverent idea in their hearts:

It looks like a humanoid frog.

Tang Ping thought so too.

He almost couldn't hold it back and let out a huff, suppressing a smile and puffing out his cheeks.

Mr. Niu's anger, which he had just suppressed, was rising again.

"Why are you laughing?" he asked coldly.

"I remembered something happy." Tang Ping replied with a tense expression.

"what's up?"

"I'm giving birth again."

"?"

Tang Ping touched the keyboard again.

The writer said he was going to give birth, what else could it mean?

Of course inspiration comes and it’s time to write!

Mr. Niu's heart skipped a beat. You've ridiculed me openly and implicitly in two articles, and you're going to do a third one again?

Brat, don't go too far!

But he failed to stop Tang Ping.

Because Tang Ping wrote too fast.

It only took a few seconds to write two paragraphs.

After more than ten seconds, the brief beginning took shape.

Mr. Niu held his breath.

Several writers exclaimed in low voices, “Are you coming again?!”

One after another, they figured out why Mr. Niu was so angry. Some people looked at the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, while others looked at Mr. Niu worriedly.

No matter what, Mr. Niu is an old man.

If Tang Ping really gave him a heart attack out of anger and sent him to the hospital for treatment, it would not be something that could be resolved easily!

Fortunately, this article is different from what everyone expected.

This is not a continuation of overt ridicule and implicit satire, but a further satirical book based on this to receive advice.

And the accident is a quite simple, warm and positive fairy tale...?

"A long time ago, there was a beautiful princess. Her favorite thing to do on weekdays was tossing golden balls by a pool near the palace. 』

"The golden ball was very heavy. It made a loud sound when it hit the ground, hit the tree, and floated in the water. "Bang bang bang bang bang duangduang" made the aboriginal frogs in the pond restless. 』

"Finally one day, the frog, who had been patient for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore. He sighed and jumped on the lotus leaf. 』

"Hey, princess, your days of throwing golden balls around to disturb people are over."

"The frog said to the princess and stretched out his front flippers:"

"Give me the golden ball."

"The princess stopped throwing the ball and looked back at it:"

""If you want it, get it yourself. You know the rules."

""I knew you would say that." The frog shook his head, charged up his flippers, and jumped towards the princess. 』

"Fierce fighting. 』

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