AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"What we are going to tell you today is a light-hearted and interesting story that happened in the police academy training of a young cottontail rabbit who wanted to become a police officer in this thieves' animal city. 』

"Look, this cottontail rabbit is called Little Rabbit, and the instructor in charge of pursuit training at the police academy is called Old Turtle." 』

"It is said that when cracking down on illegal and criminal activities in Animal City, Old Turtle has the highest arrest rate among the current police officers. 』

"Children, you must remember that being able to catch criminals is not a matter of ability, but being able to catch criminals and come back alive is a matter of ability."

"Old Turtle said kindly to Little Rabbit and other reserve police officers:"

"Among them, the chase battle with criminals is an extremely critical focus."

"Many of my comrades lost their lives chasing criminals."

"Some of them have gone through many difficulties and have caught up with the most vicious criminals. However, during the arrest process, fierce physical conflicts occurred and they unfortunately lost their lives in the conflict."

""Some of them fell into the vicious tricks of criminals while they were still on the road of pursuit, and unfortunately lost their lives."

""This is what I want to train you, but it is useless to talk more. Broken bones are the best teaching tools. Today I will give you a simple test. If you suffer and shed tears, it will replace the blood shed in the future. ”』

"And whoever can arrest me can gain my approval."

"Wearing the holographic helmet, a simulated chase battle began in the cyber network. Little Rabbit and other reserve police officers acted as pursuers, and Old Turtle acted as escaped criminals, competing fiercely on a realistic city map. 』

"During the thrilling pursuit, the cunning old turtle relied on his rich experience and in-depth understanding of criminals to constantly eliminate reserve police officers. 』

"The little rabbit is the only one who wants to be a police officer but is a vegetarian. He bears the ardent hope of other rabbit holes in the whole town and must not lose. 』

"It avoided many difficulties and dangers, escaped many traps, and chased the old turtle with difficulty. 』

"In a blink of an eye, only the little rabbit and another little fox were left as police officers. 』

"The countdown is approaching, the old turtle is about to escape, but the little rabbit is stuck on the road during the evening rush hour. 』

"At the last moment, Xiaotuji realized that if he continued like this, he would also fail. 』

"It gritted its teeth and made a bold and crazy decision. 』

""The sidewalks are quite spacious, so drive!""

"Amidst the exclamations of the eliminated police officers, Little Rabbit drove the car onto the sidewalk and rushed towards the old turtle desperately. 』

"Facing the red-eyed little rabbit, the old turtle chuckled and didn't panic. He didn't even run away. 』

"It stopped in place, watching the little rabbit rush across the sidewalk, and shouted to it, "Stop! You are under arrest!"

"Then "Bang!""

"While passing through the intersection, Xiao Hu Ni's car hit Man Huai with another car that was also running rampant on the sidewalk. 』

"The car accident was tragic, and the last two reserve police officers were eliminated at the same time. 』

"End the simulated chase and take off the holographic helmet. 』

"The old turtle asked the reserve police officers with a smile:"

"What did you learn from this chase?"

"Each animal reserve police officer has his or her own explanation.Some say you need to be familiar with the terrain first, and some say you need to know how to unite..."

"The little rabbit said nothing and glared at the little fox. If the two cars hadn't collided in the end, it would have almost caught the old turtle! 』

"What you said is very good, and I also want to tell Little Tuji and Little Fox Ni."

"Old Turtle said to Little Rabbit and Little Foxy in a sincere and sincere way:"

""You two, listen well——""

""There are thousands of roads, safety comes first.""

"Irregular driving makes loved ones cry."

""do you understand?""

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "Uh-huh..."

It feels like a god... convulsions.

However, it does seem quite appropriate to bring in the background of the Zootopia.

The admissions office teacher's questioning voice sounded outside the toilet door again.

Teacher from Yingda University: "Tang Ping, how long do you have to squat? I also had a few drinks and felt a little relieved."

Teacher Rong Da: "If you want to go to the toilet, why are you urging him to do it? Go down and find a public toilet by yourself."

The Yingda teacher was furious: "Do you know how difficult it is for me to have a bowel movement? I'm afraid that when I go down to find a public toilet, it will be gone, as if it had never been there!"

Teacher Rong Da: "Then why are you shouting at me so loudly?"

Female teacher from Tajik University: "If you want to use the toilet, you can borrow it from next door."

Yingda teacher: "It makes sense - classmate Tang Ping, you must not come out before I come back. Let's compete to see who can stay in the trap longer!"

The footsteps thumped away, but as soon as they reached the door, they suddenly stopped.

"Who are you?" Teacher Yingda asked hesitantly.

"Hello, I'm from the admissions office of the university. I just heard that classmate Tang Ping said he was admitted to the university. I immediately rushed over to welcome the new students."

Tang Ping, three teachers, and people eating melons: "..."

what?

Teacher Rong Da: "Is there a possibility that he said he wanted to go to the toilet?"

Teacher of Shangda University: "No problem. The toilets in our upper school are very well built. Classmate Tang Ping is very discerning. When he goes to the toilet, he always calls for the one to go to Shangda University."

Faced with the teacher who pretended to be stupid and stunned, there was nothing the others could do.

Everyone is like this, what else can be done?

Obey him.

"No, I really have to go. See you later!" Teacher Yingda stepped out of the door.

Tang Ping thought for a while.

Let’s continue playing AI, folks.

"If I asked you to rewrite it, would you still have a new version?"

AI: "Hello, yes. 』

"Then let's watch another one. It's almost time to finish watching. It's time to be sneaky and prepare to escape."

AI:

"Okay, I will rewrite "The Tortoise and the Hare" again, I hope this time you will be satisfied:"

"...The sales of the love action blockbuster production company in Zootopia are sluggish day by day. The company executive Yangtuo asked the strongest male actor Wugui if there was any way to improve it. 』

"The male actor Wugui thought for a while and said to the company executive Yangtuo:"

""Let's make the next movie where a hundred female rabbits chase me. If they catch me, I'll have a hey, hey, hey with them."

""But before chasing me, I have to run a certain distance first and not be caught by them too easily."

"The company executive Yangtuo thought this stunt was good, so he filmed it. 』

"The audience heard that their company was going to shoot such a film, and they were very excited about it. Many animals voluntarily signed up to work for free on the crew just to watch the filming scene for the first time. 』

"But during the actual shooting, they discovered a strange problem——"

"No matter how hard a hundred rabbits chase them, they can only get infinitely close to the tortoise, but they can't catch the slow tortoise..."

Chapter 149 Gu, kill me ([-] words)

"...Zeno's turtle?"

Tang Ping remembered that story.

When I was in school, my teacher once said that if a tortoise races against a Greek hero, the tortoise will run first and the Greek hero will chase after him.

Then every time the Greek hero caught up to the turtle's previous position, the turtle crawled forward a little further.

Infinitely subdivided, the Greek hero could never catch up to the tortoise.

If I remember correctly, this story seemed to have been told by a physics teacher or a math teacher.

And this turtle, together with Schrödinger's cat, Laplace's demon, Maxwell's demon, Pavlov's dog...

He is as famous as many other well-known theoretical creatures.

Tang Ping banged his head. He still vaguely remembered that in a neon high school movie called Frozen Eels that he had watched before, the male protagonist used this kind of... Internet celebrity-level knowledge to show off.

Passers-by exclaimed, "Oh my god, a high school student actually knows this!"

Tang Ping looked at the story generated by AI. A hundred female rabbits could not catch up with the male tortoise no matter how hard they chased. The audience who came with high expectations found that they had been deceived. There was no "hey hey hey" plot they were looking forward to... …

The story ends.

Did the co-author make this plate of dumplings with a hundred women chasing one man just to get jealous of this bite of Zeno's tortoise?

"Appraised as rotten."

AI: "I'm very sorry that I didn't satisfy you..."

Before it was finished, Tang Ping turned off the AI.

He pressed the flush button, stood up with the roar of the water, and took out the rope that he had forgotten about half a month ago and had never put back.

Bind quickly and step out of the window.

"Goodbye, brothers."

Rappelling!

Tang Ping is falling in a straight line at a constant speed of 0.5 meters per second. It is known that the distance from the ground is 7.5 meters, and the falling speed of the cherry blossoms is 5 centimeters per second. I want to ask if it is better to go to the bakery shop to buy rose cakes or cherry blossom cakes. Is the meat pie delicious?

The answer to this question is not yet known, because Tang Ping has not yet thought about whether the pancakes taste better with spicy soup, egg drop rice wine, or soy milk.

But soon, when Tang Pingsuo descended to the second floor and saw a man in the bathroom on the second floor with his back to the window and his butt sticking out, his head buried in the toilet and groaning, this question suddenly no longer needed an answer.

"I am super, Teacher Yingda!"

"Well, who called me?"

Teacher Yingda raised his head and looked back out the window in surprise.

He had just borrowed the toilet from his neighbor, but someone happened to be using the toilet next door, so he had to move back one floor and borrow the toilet from a kind person on the second floor.

After going to the toilet for a long time, he felt very ceremonial and was appreciating it - to be precise, he was appraising it!How is your bowel movement this time:

The color is bright yellow or dark brown or jet black, the softness and hardness are very soft or relatively soft or hard, the weight is large or small, the shape is long or fecal, and the odor is pungent or ordinary odor that represents intestinal bacterial imbalance. …

Don’t underestimate these parameters, they all have scientific significance!He is very full of the rigorous scientific research spirit of a man of science and engineering!It is to adjust the state of the gastrointestinal tract and ensure smooth bowel movement and physical and mental comfort next time!

As he was studying and analyzing the results with gusto, he suddenly heard someone calling his name outside the window.

It's really strange. I'm on the second floor. Why can't I hear shouting from outside the window? It should be from the door...

Teacher Yingda suddenly saw Tang Ping holding on to the rope outside the window with a shocked look on his face, as if he had seen Tang Ping secretly eating shit.

His expression and heart suddenly stopped.

"Wait, it's not what you think, I didn't eat-"

"Whoosh!"

Tang Ping let go at the speed of light and accelerated to the first floor.

Untie the rope and run away.

"stop!"

A teacher from Yingda University shouted from the window:

"Tang Ping, listen to my explanation, I didn't eat-"

However, Tang Ping ignored it.

He kept running, whipping faster and faster, causing people to flip over and run away from the reins.

He rushed out of the community and disappeared.