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He walked out the door with a still unfinished look on his face.

I smoked six yuan and earned five yuan back. Rounding it off, it’s about the same as buying tons of adrenaline and dopamine for one yuan.

I'm pretty lucky today, I'll try again next time.

Gu Jia bought a cone and a sausage. He found a bench outside, sat down and ate one bite at a time. After eating, he wiped his mouth with the paper towel he bought for [-] cents and picked it up comfortably. "Windmill Rider".

If you are caught stealing something, you should find it out. He read Tang Ping - no, the story of "Care" first, and then threatened the little cub and the little baby:

"You don't want me to spoil the story later, do you?"

Isn't this easy to handle?

Then while the two little guys were being manipulated, they went to wash their mouths. After listening to the story, the little guys wanted to settle old scores and freshen their breath. There was no evidence to prove it.

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"Let me see what I wrote this time..."Pinocchio: Pinocchio"?"

The most prominent title of the book on the cover is this line.

There is also the author's name below, "Guan Yuan".

Gu Jia glanced and saw nothing wrong.

He stared at the cover image. The protagonist this time seemed to be a monkey puppet?

This monkey puppet has a strange nose, and a log stick stretches straight forward, as if it is shooting.

"Is this what the official promotion says, a special protagonist that has never been seen before?"

Gu Jia took out the gift from this journal——

A very cute monkey puppet keychain.

The joints are movable, and it's clearly designed carefully at first glance, unlike those shoddy products.

But where the nose should be, it turned into a hole.

Gu Jia played with it for a while and put it in his pocket.

Tear off the plastic wrap, open the catalog, follow the title of the book to the pen name, and follow the pen name to find the page number.

Just as he was about to turn to the corresponding page, he said "Huh?" and pointed back with his index finger.

What's going on with these two little words?

Guan... love?

Gu Jia took a closer look, squeezed his eyes and frowned to make sure he saw it correctly.

Guan Yuan, what does it mean?

I used five strokes for typesetting, but I was lazy and made a typo. As a result, because the handwriting was too small and I didn't check it carefully, I didn't find this typo?

"Hmm~" Gu Jia retracted his neck and loosened his eyelids.

This is very possible.

It can only be said that "Windmill Rider" is worthy of being an unknown little magazine that just opened.

Even this extremely basic little problem can be committed by the most famous writer in the world.

I don’t know if it will arouse the dissatisfaction of "Guan Ai", gradually intensify the conflict between the two parties, and eventually cause "Guan Ai" to abandon the pen in anger, and this first full-length fairy tale will be cut in half...

Or "Windmill Riders" apologizes repeatedly, and the red bean paste is a private Marseille dad?

Various scenes came to mind, Gu Jia turned to the corresponding page number and started reading.

In the first time, the spiritual root and fertility source flowed out, and the fetus became a monkey.

The story mainly tells that a monkey puppet was born due to the felling of lumberjacks, and it believed that it was human but not human.

Its strangeness is also revealed at this moment. Once it is objectively lied, the nose will become longer.

"Huh? This lie is not based on subjective opinions, but on objective facts?

"Then if this monkey puppet is allowed to tackle scientific problems, won't it be long before it becomes clear what to do and what not to do, and the level of science and technology advances by leaps and bounds?

"If it takes an exam, will it at least be able to get all the multiple-choice questions right?"

Gu Jia thought about something and took out the keychain.

The nose will grow longer if it lies objectively, and the accompanying product is a monkey puppet without a nose.

At the same time, on the cover of the journal, the length of the monkey puppet’s nose is astonishing.

Does this mean that after the monkey puppet was born, he kept lying and his nose grew longer and longer, but because of something, he repented and stopped lying, and the nose disappeared at the end of the story?

Gu Jia looked down.

The monkey puppet helped the child to take down the balloon. He asked for a seal but was denied. He was mercilessly expelled by the hunter and left hungry and thirsty in the wild.

It plucked up the courage to return to the village, went into a house to feast, and suddenly heard a question: "Who is there?" and the sound of the door opening——

A ferocious old man, armed with an ax and a lantern, broke into the room and saw the monkey puppet that was choked on the spot.

The unfinished bread in the monkey puppet's hand also fell to the table with a clatter.

Gu Jia was reading enthusiastically. When he saw that one page was finished, he turned to the next page.

[If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next episode. 】

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So out of context?

Wait, that’s it?

Gu Jia couldn't believe it.

He flipped back and forth for a few pages, but the next story was so bland and completely incompatible with the interesting "Pinocchio". The tail of "Pinocchio" is so exciting again.

Gu Jia had to accept the fact.

"Isn't this too short? It just started and then disappeared?"

In the past, when I read the works of "Care" and "The Dove of Peace", I wanted to fill up half the magazine!

Even "Fairy Tale Empire" is quite long.

This "Windmill Rider" is too disgusting. In order to extend the life of a full-length fairy tale as much as possible for the magazine, only a small amount of the plot was released, and it was deliberately stuck until the monkey puppet was discovered. Who can read it?

No, it’s not necessarily that “Windmill Riders” was stuck on Sosou. It could also be that “Guan Ai” didn’t give many manuscripts. After all, among the two parties’ status, “Guan Ai” was the one with the upper hand.

"Although it feels a bit interesting, it doesn't seem to be that interesting... In a word, it's just not fun."

Gu Jia turned back to the beginning of the story.

Lying will make your nose grow longer. In the first episode, there is already a plot where the monkey puppet uses the nose to grow longer to help others.

There must be a scene later in the story where the monkey puppet makes its nose extremely long, but I don’t know if it was to help others or if it lost its original intention and did bad things.

The monkey puppet is asking for a title from humans. It seems that as long as it is recognized by humans, it can transform from a monkey puppet into a human being. By then, the story should also come to an end.

As the first chapter, there is the protagonist, the protagonist's special characteristics, the protagonist's goal, a few small incidents, and the hook left at the end of the chapter.

This "Pinocchio Chapter [-]" is undoubtedly well written.

But precisely because of this, Gu Jiacai became increasingly uncomfortable.

The writing was quite good, but it ended abruptly. Isn't it the same as foreplay being interrupted when someone at home suddenly stopped in the middle of it?

He could already imagine the scene when his wife told the little baby a bedtime story at night, and all four of them couldn't fall asleep after telling it...

Just like half a month ago, Li Suyi had just finished telling "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf". The family of four was tossing and turning, each thinking:

The scene where the baby wants Little Red Riding Hood to be eaten;

The little cub thought how powerful his father was at killing the big bad wolf instantly with a hammer and a knife;

Li Suyi thought how pitiful Little Red Riding Hood was, and how to answer the little baby's questions;

Gu Jia thought about what mankind strives for, how long it will take for that dream to be realized, what has been lost for development in reality, when will the big bad wolf come back next time, and what new dangers will it bring...

"Well, luckily it's summer vacation, and I don't plan to sign them up for cram school classes right away.

"Go back, it's time to prepare your threats. The cones and grilled sausages are so delicious. Well, I'll bear the pain and dig into the coffers to buy two sticks and eat them with a dip!"

Gu Jia got up, and after satisfying himself for a while, he rode the monthly shared bicycle home.

"Dad, you are finally back!"

The little baby came running over, wanting to be hugged and kissed.

After a kiss, he frowned:

"Yeah, Dad, you stole the ice cream!"

"What?" The little kid opened his mouth exaggeratedly, leaned in and took a deep breath, "And he ate grilled sausage! Dad, why don't you bring one for me too?"

Because daddy doesn’t have the treacherous son like you to grab the last braised chicken wing from me.

Gu Jia had already made a plan along the way, smiled slightly, and talked about it.

“Baby, you don’t want your mother to know that you secretly used her lipstick, right?

"Sir, you don't want your mother to know about the formulas you wrote on your shoes for the final exam, right?"

Easy to do, just suck on the mouth and rinse.

At night, when Li Suyi returned home, she vaguely felt that something was wrong in this harmonious home.

But she didn't think much about it. After dinner, she went into the bedroom as usual and put her daughter to sleep.

Li Suyi opened "Windmill Riders". Under the soft light, she didn't notice the difference between "care" and "love" at all, and softly told the story of "Pinocchio".

When it comes to the outsider, turn the page.

[Decomposition next time]

"Mom, where are you down there?" The little baby asked eagerly, nestled in the quilt.

Before Li Suyi could answer, Gu Jia's voice came from beside her:

"It's gone down there."

"It's gone down there." Li Suyi nodded.

I feel strange in my heart that the content this time is only so small.

Although it is sufficient length for a long series, for her who is used to the long length of "care", it is really short and weak.

"Oh, I'll go to bed then. Good night, mom." The little baby closed his eyes.

"Huh?" Li Suyi asked in confusion: "Don't you have anything to ask today?"

She had guessed several things her daughter might ask and was mentally prepared.

"No, no." The little baby shook his head.

"People who lie will have their noses grow longer."

"Um...no, I'm going to bed. Good night, mom!" The little baby covered his nose and retracted his head into the quilt.

"Then I'll go to the bathroom and sleep." The little boy sniffed and walked out of the room.

Li Suyi frowned.

It feels like things are not simple.

"Is there something you are hiding from me?"

"How could that be possible?" Gu Jia touched his nose and smiled before he finished speaking.

The little baby put his head out and opened his eyes: "Brother cheated on the exam!"

The little boy turned around and said, "She used your lipstick!"

"I..." Gu Jia was about to explain, but his smile froze.

Ah, no, why didn't you attack me? Why did you start an internal attack?

Don't let brothers and sisters fight against each other!

Seeing Li Suyi looking at her suspiciously, Gu Jia quickly said:

"I didn't use lipstick, I was really cheating!"