AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

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In a small rental room with many express boxes piled up and many model figurines on display, a petite girl wearing pink cat-ear headphones, a baby face with a jellyfish head, and maybe less than 1.5 meters tall, with her legs curled up and her little feet bare, Sit in front of the colorful gaming table and sit on the soft and comfortable ergonomic chair.

She paid attention to this new news and after reading the "Second Spoiler" posted by Tang Ping, her red mouth opened slightly and she let out a confused "Huh?"

"this……

“Maybe I’m just being sentimental.

"Is this a 'caring' response to me?"

Otherwise, why publish fake news about "Pinocchio" instead of fake news about "The Little Mermaid"?

The rabbit, cat, and cat scratched the jellyfish's head, and the already slightly messy hair swayed between the slender fingers, becoming more layered and unclear.

She couldn't be considered a fan of "Guan Ai". She just wanted to see what kind of writing skills this so-called genius young fairy tale writer who had been in the limelight recently had, so she bought a few books after the holiday and read them briefly.

She bought two magazines with the July 7 issue and had them delivered to her door.

The Rabbit, the Cat, and the Cat first watched "Pinocchio" and thought it was okay, but not as impressive as the "caring" that was praised online. So after writing the analysis, he put "The Little Mermaid" aside for the time being and played games first.

It wasn't until I won several MVP games in a row that I got tired of carrying games, so I took a break to relax my tense spirit.

Specific relaxation methods include but are not limited to:

Go to the game discussion forum and post "8060 turns on DLSS7.0 and the frame rate explodes on 7090TI";

Go to the model discussion forum and post "Why are water-mouth pliers so expensive to buy for hundreds of yuan? I use surgical scissors that have been discarded by the hospital and the effect is still very good";

Go to the story forum and post "This person is the murderer" (actually not, it's another one)...

Comments that are easily scolded.

Also look at the compliments others give you when you occasionally behave yourself.

"Yeah, just treat it like a 'care' person who saw my post and wrote this outrageous fake spoiler to respond to me."

The rabbit, cat, and cat nodded, raising the corners of their mouths proudly.

Take off your headphones and put on your sandals.

Picking up the magazine "Dove of Peace", she ran into the toilet, sat down, and read.

The bedroom is for playing games, the dining table is for playing glue, and the balcony is for spray painting. They are all colorful.

Only the toilet is the study room where people can calm down and read.

The rabbit, cat, and cat hummed a cheerful rhyme in a low voice, and first took a look at the cover of "The Little Mermaid."

The camera looks upward from the depths of the sea. The dark figure of the mermaid floats in the sea and disappears into foam. Above, the setting sun, distorted by the ripples of the sea, hangs on the top of the sail of a dark ship.

Against the light, the dark shadow of the mermaid reaches out toward the ship, or perhaps the setting sun.

There are several human heads on the deck looking down. On one of them, black ripples circle like a crown.

The overall picture is lonely and sad.

"It seems to be a sad story, with a dark tone. The little mermaid pursues love but fails, and turns into bubbles and dies miserably...

"Assuming that 'Care' is really as fond of satirical insinuations as they say, maybe it is trying to tell the story of a gold digger who doesn't end well?"

When the cat was surfing the Internet, he deliberately ignored all the information about "The Little Mermaid".

Even if some information inevitably comes to her eyes, as a person who likes to mislead others and enjoy making others believe false information, she will ignore it indifferently and not believe every word.

After all, there are many people like her online.

She opened "The Dove of Peace."

Read The Little Mermaid.

Chapter 156: The Bizarre Public Opinion of "Black Mermaid" ([-] words)

ten minutes later.

The cat looked up, slightly shocked as if a thimble had flicked a mouthful of ash from the Raycus 5 e-cigarette, and he began to doubt his life.

How does an e-cigarette eject ash?

How could someone write a fairy tale like this?

After you have written like this, is it really appropriate to submit it to a fairy tale magazine?

She touched her phone out of habit, but didn't touch it.

He hurriedly got up, returned to the bedroom, sat down on the ergonomic chair, turned on the computer and looked up related topics.

"Did "Guan Ai" take the wrong medicine?Is this a fairy tale? 』

"The previous article "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" was already outrageous, but this one is even more outrageous.Little Red Riding Hood is still a lovable heroine, but the Black Fish makes people not even want to look at it! 』

"The artist did his best and tried his best to make the black mermaid very cute. I have to say that I reluctantly continued to look at it...but I still feel so sick that I'm going to vomit, are you kidding me!" 』

"Bad review, this is the first time I give a negative review to this writer's fairy tale. I am suffering from literary youth disease and writing this crap. Are you worthy of us? RNM, refund your money!" 』

"Now playing: "Li Ge", "Turtle" and "Three-Legged Sweater""

"I'm quite puzzled. "Pinocchio" was written so steadily and well. How did "The Little Mermaid" turn out like this?Because one is the first one and one needs to be careful, and the other has been written many times and has the disease happen casually? 』

"I can't necessarily say that Pinocchio is very good. I can only say that it is stable and good. It has the beauty of "Snow White" with mature techniques."The Little Mermaid" made me deeply feel the madness of "Little Red Riding Hood" and other eccentric works, but it made me tired and unlovable. 』

"No, isn't this fairy tale a god within a god?Have you seen the ending? This ending is an invincible twist, let me tell you!My brain exploded and my cortex spiraled into the sky! 』

"This is the first time I have seen someone dare to write a fairy tale like this. "Care" is too bold. He is getting bolder and bolder, as if he is exploring the limits of what fairy tales can write. 』

"Indeed, this ending shocked me no less than "Little Red Riding Hood".However, my personal analysis is that "Little Red Riding Hood" is full of high energy in the middle and late stages, while "Blackfish" only reveals the truth at the end. Overall, I like "Little Red Riding Hood" more. 』

"If you take away the ending, it's just a trashy fairy tale that's vulgar and incompetent. It's a waste of wood when printed."But with the ending, I’m blown away!I want to see it adapted and released in the West now! 』

"The ending is pretty good, but is this a fairy tale? I'd like to ask?"It's not even an insole fairy tale! 』

"Who said that the whole black mermaid is unprecedented, it doesn't have insoles, who insoles?" 』

"It's so rare. It's the first time I've seen such a heated debate about "Guan Ai"'s work. In the past, the positive reviews generally outweighed the negative reviews - except when the plagiarism scandal first came out. 』

"Speaking of which, there was plagiarism again this time, which is also historical. "Xugong in the North of the City" tells that Zou Ji asked a mirror with an evil spirit every day who was the most beautiful in the world, and the evil mirror always said he was the most beautiful.Until one day, the demon mirror suddenly said that Xu Gong in the north of the city was the most beautiful..."

"Copying "Snow White", right?If we continue like this, "Care" will really become a source of inspiration for other writers.But now I'm curious, can anyone copy "The Little Mermaid"? 』

"How can you copy this thing? There is a triangular trade slave trade in the west, but we don't have it here."Is it possible to write about Kunlun Slave?Then don't go to sea. 』

"I read that article after hearing about it. The plot is completely different from "Snow White", but they both use the core of the "Magic Mirror Beauty Pageant".It's not plagiarism. I can only say that I drew on the theme of "Snow White" and wrote a version that is more in line with the reading constitution of the children of the motherland. 』

"I don't care, I'm just waiting for someone to do reading comprehension." @ a male chirp. 』

"..."

Browse through the relevant discussion forums on several social platforms.

The rabbit, cat, and cat held their foreheads.

My body temperature feels good and I have no fever.

So why is there an illusion that a group of people think "The Little Mermaid" is well written?

To be fair, the writing is pretty good.

But as a fairy tale, it doesn’t work!

It can't be that "fairy tale" means "things said by children", right?

The rabbit, cat, and cat found the rating post and took a look. There were five-star positive reviews to one-star negative reviews, showing a "C" arrangement.

It shows that the evaluation is indeed divided seriously. The good ones feel particularly good, while the bad ones feel particularly bad.

But generally speaking, there are many more people who think it is bad than those who think it is good.

"No, I cannot sit idly by as a righteous person."

The rabbit, cat, and cat put on the headphones, picked up two-liter bottles of Coke, and thought about solutions.

But for a moment, her eyes lit up, she put down the big Coke bottle, took a long "ha~" breath with satisfaction, put on a sinister smile, and quickly typed on the keyboard to write the copy.

Title: "If "care" were a Westerner, would you give "The Little Mermaid" a different evaluation? 』

Content: "I have seen a lot of people say that "The Little Mermaid" is not well written. One of the main bad points is that it writes about the triangular trade period in the West.So if "Guan Ai" were a Western writer, would you give this fairy tale a five-star rating? 』

After it was sent out, rabbits, leopards, and cats were everywhere.

It didn’t take long for netizens to reply one after another.

"Hey, I am super. If he were a Western writer, then this fairy tale might win a literary award. 』

"Literary Award?block!Shot 18 times in the back and committed suicide! 』

"Hiss...this idea is interesting.All joking aside, if it was written by a Western writer, it would be a classic among classics. I would buy three copies, one for personal use, one for collection, and one for missionary use! 』

"You have reminded me. I will translate this fairy tale into English and try it out on the Internet to see how black and white readers react. 』

"If I know that this is written by a Western writer, then I must already know what its content is, and I will be mentally prepared to read it with the mentality of having fun and studying literature. It will really make me stand tall."But I watched it unprepared and clueless. 』

"..."

"Um……"

The rabbit, leopard, and cat scratched the jellyfish's head and got a rough idea of ​​the situation.

She tapped the keyboard again and wrote new copy.

Title: "Banana people, haters of the Kuomintang, will they hate the fairy tale "The Little Mermaid"? 』

Content: ""The Little Mermaid" satirizes the black triangle trade and reveals the dark history of their white father. Will this poke their lungs and make them jump out of their skin and curse "The Little Mermaid"? 』

Again, go around and invite others to answer.

But it’s time to have some snacks.

Replies from netizens sprouted like mushrooms after a rain.

"Hey, don't say it, really don't say it, maybe it's really possible! 』

"The case has been solved. I'm still wondering why some people still think it's poorly written even after watching the ending. It turns out to be Banana Man!"Banana Man: "You are not allowed to talk about my father!" (Laugh and cry.jpgLaugh and cry.jpgLaugh and cry.jpg)』

"A topic of war?"Are you saying that those who don't like "The Little Mermaid" are all gods? 』

"That's not true. If you want to break the defense, it should be a black man. Banana people can't break the defense." 』

"I can't answer you this question right now. So, I'm going to read this fairy tale to an old black girl, and I'll answer you after she replies." 』

"--I'm back!She was very happy at first, saying that she was touched that there were yellow people willing to write stories with black protagonists.I broke my guard when I saw the ending, called me racist, and wanted to hit me, but luckily I ran fast. 』

"It's so funny. I also went to find a banana man. He said that yellow people are boring, incompetent, and have sexual intercourse."I lied to him and said it was written by a well-known white writer and translated it into English for him as the "original text". He immediately changed his mind and said that it is so great for someone to bravely face up to history and ruthlessly expose the scars of history..."

"real or fake?Then I will also try to find a Runren pet. Brothers, wait for my good news. 』

"..."

Look at the public opinion that is gradually going awry.

The rabbit, leopard, and cat said, "Umm, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um."

She roughly understood the situation.

Then what happens next——

She took out a tissue, wiped her shiny mouth, and started writing copy again.

Title: "Could "The Little Mermaid" be given to him by a "caring" Western friend? 』

Content: "Guan Ai's English proficiency has improved rapidly within a few months. There are many rumors that he made several Western friends in order to practice English. "The Little Mermaid" obviously has Western characteristics. It is said that some of his Western friends also have writers, so is there a possibility that this fairy tale was given to him by Western friends. Because it is suspected of racial discrimination in the West, it cannot be distributed, so he gave it to him. Let him publish it in China? 』

Netizens who came one after another:

『?Why are there so many topics about "The Little Mermaid" so popular? 』

"This is unlikely. There are rumors and rumors, but there is no evidence at all. How do you know that he has a friend who is a Western writer, and why did a friend give it to him? 』

"I think it's possible. "Guan Ai" has written only Western fairy tales so far. As a native of the motherland, why doesn't he write even one of his own fairy tales?Look at "His Majesty's Hua Shang" and "Xugong in the North of the City". Plagiarism and borrowing should be put aside. Others have done a good job in localization! 』

“You mean, these fairy tales were actually given to him by Western friends?So what does this friend want?Are the daisies fresh and tender? 』

"Not necessarily all of them were given as gifts, but the time when Guan Ai was engaged in creation was highly consistent with the time when English was developing by leaps and bounds. There is a high probability that he did find a Western writer friend at that time to communicate and discuss together. 』

"Don't be embarrassed, "Cinderella" is obviously meant to make fun of civil engineering. Don't you know that civil engineering majors now call civil engineering girls Cinderella? 』

"But "Cinderella" also found a foreign prince, and didn't we talk about "The Black Prince's Love Story" yesterday?Speaking of "caring" fairy tales, there are many plots about black people. I think maybe a white writer who discriminates against black people talked to him and led him astray. 』