AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"Uh-huh, it feels a bit forced." 』

"I also agree that Xiongjiujiu has a third meaning, but you can only judge it as over-understanding." 』

"Brothers are a little unconvinced.In this way, I asked the official author what to say @Down's Onion News. 』

"Down Syndrome Onion News: I testify that it is true! (Pushing glasses.jpg)』

"I'm super, high imitation!" 』

"..."

Ah, the platform ID was occupied first.

Tang Ping only registered "Tang Syndrome Onion News" on the public opinion social platform and did not register on the Two-dimensional video platform.

He clicked on the account with the same name and confirmed that the other person was an ordinary netizen having fun, not a marketing account that imitated the same style and pretended to be a bad money person, so he stopped paying attention.

I heard that many interactive websites like to do one thing, which is to register the online names of some famous people, and then trick them into joining by saying, "If you come to our platform, we will steal the online name back to you."

Tang Ping returned to the chat software and typed a reply.

Brother, if you're thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "I've finished reading..."

Yu Hu Bing Xin: "How about it? Did he over-interpret it, or did he hit it accurately?" (Smirking.jpg)』

Brother, if you're thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "Everything I say will become evidence in court, so I have the right to remain silent." 』

Yuhu Bingxin: "It is common to be over-interpreted from angles that were not thought of when writing - it is the fate of a writer to be misunderstood." 』

Brother, if you are thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "The method of provoking generals is of no use to me." 』

Yu Hu Bing Xin: "Okay, okay, you are really awesome." (Thumbs up.jpg)』

Yu Hu Bing Xin: "Speaking of which, although I am ashamed, I suddenly want to ask." 』

Yuhu Bingxin: "My original interpretation of "The Emperor's New Clothes" said that "three people make a crowd"..."

Yuhu Bingxin: "Am I thinking too much, or is that really what you wrote?" 』

Well this...

Tang Ping recalled his subtle inner emotions when he first listened to teacher Li Suyi's explanation in the Chinese evening self-study class and learned about the various theories of over-interpretation.

I miss it so much, I was very surprised at that time.

He typed a reply sincerely.

Brother, if you're thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "Golden answer: I don't know.jpg"

Yuhu Bingxin: "...I'll just assume that's what you wrote." (Laughing and crying.jpg)』

Yuhu Bingxin: "I feel a little disappointed when I think about it. I can no longer explain it in self-study in the evening."We can no longer use a false shot to point Tang Pingping on fire. 』

You can let her go. Every time teachers from all walks of life use me as a backstop, she almost cries.

Yu Hu Bing Xin: "Now the first person to interpret your work is no longer me, but the male chirp." 』

Sniff... Why do I seem to smell a faint smell of rice vinegar?

Forgot to close the lid on the rice vinegar in the kitchen?

Yuhu Bingxin: "When you go to college in the future, you may also be told your story by the teacher in college classes." 』

That shouldn't be the case. I majored in journalism, so maybe they used what I did as a news case.

Yu Hu Bing Xin: "Okay, let's not say so much. I'm going to bed. You should go to bed early too."Going to bed late is not good for the skin. Staying up late will cause dark circles under the eyes, breakouts of acne, and the skin will become brown and oily and lose its luster..."

Brother, if you're thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "Copy that, thank you Teacher Li for your concern!" ! ! 』

Yuhu Bingxin: "If you go to bed late and get up early, lack of sleep will also lead to bad temper."Well, that's good to know, good night. 』

Brother, if you're thirsty, don't squat in front of me: "Good night, Teacher Li!" (Cat sleeping on its back.jpg)』

End the conversation.

Tang Ping put down his phone.

Turn off the night light and close your eyes.

...I didn't sleep for a long time.

"Damn, I usually go to bed too late, but I rarely go to bed early and I can't sleep at all."

Tang Ping turned on the night light and picked up the phone again.

After a brief brushing, there was nothing interesting.

I surf the Internet intensively every day, and I know most of the things I need to know the second time.

Let’s continue to read the reviews of “The Little Mermaid” and “Pinocchio”. There is no new trend in the current trend, and it’s still the same old story, which makes me a little tired of watching it too much.

It's rare to look bored, just take a look at the private message...

Hey, wait a minute.

Tang Ping stopped swiping his fingers meaninglessly.

What does this "invitation to the ship music party" mean?

Study carefully and think calmly.

see through:

"The one who cheated the high seas and got rid of his waist."

This "digital collection unique work"...

"A fool."

This "I am Nobel, I am actually not dead, I am 50 and I will award you the Nobel Prize for Literature"...

"Cheating for fried chicken."

This "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been so idle and hyped you up, I really didn't know you were so powerful with weapons, I hope you will forgive me this time"...

"Huh?" Tang Ping asked lightly.

What is this?

Look carefully.

It seems possible that it turned out that one day the public opinion of "The Little Mermaid" turned from criticizing "How to write a black fish protagonist?" to "Hurry up and translate this and send it to foreigners, I like to watch this!"... The culprit?

Tang Ping clicked on the other party's account and checked it carefully.

This culprit has made a lot of remarks that are provoking war, trolling, arrogant, and retarded.

From time to time, there will be splashes of water or dung on the vast ocean of the Internet.

No personal information can be seen except that the gender of the account is male.

But he sent a private message to apologize and packed weapons...

Tang Ping touched the back of his head.

This somewhat puzzled him.

What did you do?

Posted two pieces of fake news?

Or is there any righteous person who helped find the mastermind behind the scenes and gave him a small lesson?

Or is it simply someone doing the opposite and trying to attract his attention in this way?

Tang Ping thought about it and found it difficult to understand.

Simply ask the person involved.

Down syndrome onion news: "What's wrong?" 』

I thought it would take some time to get a reply, but I didn't expect that within half a minute of asking, I got an immediate answer.

Rabbit, Leopard and Cat: "I'm sorry, I've stopped. I only did it for fun. Please don't make my photo and address public!" ! ! 』

Down Syndrome Onion News: "Look at your sincerity. 』

Rabbit, cat and cat: "Huh?" 』

Down's Onion News: "It's common sense to show chicken breasts when apologizing." 』

Rabbit, leopard and cat: "?" ? ? 』

silence.

There was silence for several minutes.

Just when Tang Ping thought that the other party was so shocked by him that he gave up.

The other party sent a photo.

A man wearing a hood and a windbreaker stood embarrassedly in front of the camera.

In his hand he held two chicken breasts that were not yet frozen.

Rabbit, cat and cat: "Is this okay?"Just bought it from Aunt Zhang downstairs. 』

Tang Ping: "..."

Hey, you really exposed your chicken breast.

Where did this cute little student come from? It has the beauty of a thimble.

Down Syndrome Onion News: "Yes.Can you tell me now why you chose me? 』

Rabbit, leopard and cat: "Because I just happened to read your story..."

Down Syndrome Onion News: "A happy person?" 』

Rabbit, leopard and cat: "Yeah. 』

Down Syndrome Onion News: "Then why did you take the initiative to apologize to me?" 』

Rabbit, leopard and cat: "Ah, did I understand it wrong and shouldn't I apologize?" 』

Rabbit, Leopard, and Cat: "I thought you drew a picture of my paper figure but didn't point it out, so you were hinting to me to apologize to you in private." 』

Tang Ping raised his eyebrows.

How could it be such a misunderstanding?

He enlarged the photo and looked at it again and again.

In this photo, although the whole body is wrapped in a large windbreaker and the face is covered with a hood, a lot of information is still revealed in the background.

For example, the mastermind behind the scenes is a homebody who likes playing glue and playing games.

The headphones I wear are pink cat-ear headphones, and the mouse I use is a pink gaming mouse. There are many robot girls on it, and the figures are also beautiful girls.

On the bright computer screen, there are many difficult single-player games displayed, which can barely be recognized at the highest level.

Combining this information, it can be inferred that:

The man behind the scenes is obviously a tough guy with a girl's heart.

——Which serious woman uses pink computer accessories?Everyone complains that the product designers are too straight, the colors are too Barbie-like, and they don’t understand female aesthetics at all.

Only a strong man who smells the roses will cheer:

"Pink and tender, my girly heart is going to explode!"

"So, maybe in the picture I sent out before, there was a nerdy girl wearing cat-ear headphones playing games and figurines. He had a guilty conscience and thought I was alluding to him, mistakenly thinking that I had brought him a weapon?"

Tang Ping pulled out the "Tirpitz" picture and reviewed it in disbelief.

He would never have imagined that such a coincidence could happen in the world.

"In this case, is it possible that he is not a man but a woman?

“It’s also possible that he’s biologically male but psychologically female.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter whether they are men or women, they have nothing to do with me."

Tang Ping closed the picture and returned to the private message.

Down syndrome onion news: "(88.88 yuan red envelope)"

Rabbit, leopard and cat: "?" ! 』