AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

In this case, no matter how you repeatedly emphasize to the AI, even if it threatens violence, it will say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," "I know, I know," and then - "I am who I am!"

Because the AI ​​has lost its mind and thinks that this is what "The Emperor's New Clothes" is.

"Now we're in trouble." Tang Ping held his forehead, feeling a headache.

It is impossible for AI to write the real "Emperor's New Clothes".

Although he was lucky enough to remember the general plot, it was very difficult for him to write an 800-word essay. He was unable and impossible to use words and sentences fluently, to start and transfer correctly, and to write a complete story.

Why not try other classic stories and see if any AI can write them correctly?

No... there is another possibility.

Tang Ping's eyes flashed and he asked in his heart:

"Please give a more detailed description. In your understanding of "The Emperor's New Clothes", how does the new Yui fool the emperor and others?"

AI: "Okay, I will briefly describe in more detail how, as I understand it, in "The Emperor's New Clothes", the new ○ Yui fools the emperor and the others——"

"After the emperor wanted to marry Shin-Yui, Shin-Yui said that she would weave a gorgeous new dress for the emperor from her distant hometown that only smart people could see. 』

"The emperor was very happy and gave the best thread in the country to the new Yui. He also sent two ministers one after another to observe the progress of the weaving. 』

"New ○ Yui performed a vivid and detailed non-physical performance. Although the two ministers saw nothing, they were worried that they were not smart, so they pretended to see it and warmly praised the beautiful clothes..."

Tang Ping looked at the lines of text, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up higher and higher.

it is good.

very good!

very good! ! !

Although overall it still adheres to the framework of "The Overbearing Emperor Falls in Love with Me", it does incorporate the original plot he mentioned.

In this case, he just needs to let AI write this paragraph separately and send it out as "The Emperor's New Clothes".

Tang Ping immediately instructed the AI:

"Excellent. Please use a humorous and satirical story style to write a detailed and hilarious plot. It should not be less than 800 words."

The AI ​​rotated for two seconds: "Okay, I will write a funny story of at least 800 words in a humorous and ironic story style..."

Words came out one by one, from the beginning to the end, to completely write the AI ​​version of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

Tang Ping followed and read word for word, with a smile on his face as if he had a winning chance.

Then as he watched, his smile gradually disappeared.

——The story written by AI is occasionally interspersed with phrases and paragraphs such as "get married" and "dislike", the affectionate scenes of the overbearing emperor, and the inner thoughts of Yui Xin.

These things are integrated into the storyline, full of criticality, and the context and logic are so tightly connected that even if you want to delete them, you don’t know what to fill them with.

A few minutes later, the AI ​​finished writing.

Tang Ping also fell silent.

He knew with all his might that it was absolutely impossible for AI to delete these elements.

And if you insist on sending out a clip like this, you might as well just copy the full version!

Tang Ping sat on the toilet and thought for a moment.

Gritting his teeth, his heart skipped a beat——

I still have about [-] words of computing power, so I might as well let AI write out the full version.

If the writing is good, just show the complete version to others!

Anyway, there is no "Emperor's New Clothes" in this world, and no one knows what version it should be.

As long as the version written by AI is really good-looking and welcomed by the world, then it is the original version of this world!

Tang Ping convinced himself:

“I didn’t copy the text just to promote the earth’s culture and go to other worlds to help the poor through culture.

"It is to strengthen the computing power and algorithms of AI and make more money to settle down."

He made a decision, instructed the AI ​​to write the complete version, instructed "continue" again and again when the AI ​​stopped, and stared at it from beginning to end.

ten minutes later.

After Tang Ping read the last paragraph, he closed his eyes and exhaled.

Okay.

Although it was quite crude to him, it was indeed quite interesting to write.

There are also few cases of confusing logic and incomprehensible writing that AI is accustomed to.

Occasionally it appears, just a reminder, it will return to normal after apologizing.

This AI's painting ability has become weaker, but its writing ability has increased... Tang Ping said to the AI:

"The writing is very good, how can I show it to the world?"

It should be that AI is transferred directly to the Internet...

You can't let him copy it, right?

AI: "Thank you for your compliment. I am very happy that my writing "The Emperor's New Clothes" received your praise (although it is not much). 』

""The Emperor's New Clothes" is a fairy tale, so please submit it to a publisher or magazine that publishes/publishes fairy tales, and it will be distributed and sold by the fairy tale audience. 』

"When the fairy tale audience reads "The Emperor's New Clothes" in its entirety and sincerely approves of it, my computing power will increase.When accumulation reaches a certain stage, you can try the self-optimization algorithm. 』

"...Can you post it on the Internet?"

AI: "Yes, but "The Emperor's New Clothes" will only allow me to increase my computing power after it has been read in its entirety by paper readers and sincerely approved of it." 』

"..." Tang Ping was speechless.

What a rigid rule this is.

No matter how old it is, I’m still reading paper books.

Do you want to use this method to save the declining traditional paper media?

Tang Ping thought for a while and reluctantly accepted it.

"Then how should I submit articles to publishers or magazines?" he asked.

AI: "I can organize "The Emperor's New Clothes" and send it to your mobile phone in the form of an electronic document. 』

"After you print it, search for the publisher or magazine you like, submit the manuscript to it, and you can complete the submission. 』

Tang Ping breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he didn't need to copy it by hand.

Otherwise, he could copy such a long story, which is estimated to be [-] words, and scrap it.

AI: "Of course, if you want, you can copy it manually, so that "The Emperor's New Clothes" will feel like it was written by you, and you will have a deep sense of participation. 』

"...I don't think so." Tang Ping refused, "Just send it to your phone."

AI: "Okay, it has been successfully sent to your mobile phone, please check it." 』

Tang Ping turned on his phone and found a document named "The Emperor's New Clothes".

When you click on it, you will see that the document has been made into a professional submission format by AI. The story title, story introduction, story text, contact number, contact address... are all listed clearly.

But there is one piece of information that is blank.

【pen name:______】

Pen name... Tang Ping thought.

For normal submission, the author's name is his, which cannot and cannot be changed.

The pen name is written with the name of the original author, respecting the author...

Or write the name of AI?

"Wait a minute, speaking of which, was the author of "The Emperor's New Clothes" Andersen or Edison?"

Tang Ping suddenly had a knot in his mind and couldn't figure it out.

He remembered only that one of them was a writer and the other an inventor.

AI: "No, it's Watson." 』

Tang Ping: "?"

God damn Watson!

Why didn't you say "born by mother"?

"Why?" he couldn't help asking.

AI: "Because Andersen and Edison, one is a great inventor and the other is an evil capitalist." 』

"And Watson is a famous writer. The famous detective work "Sherlock Holmes" is his memoir-style masterpiece. 』

"If Watson is the only writer, then the problem is simple. 』

"A writer who can write a masterpiece like "Sherlock Holmes" must have more than one work. 』

"So the one who can write a fairy tale like "The Emperor's New Clothes" must also be Watson!" 』

Chapter 3 Contribution

"Boom!!!"

Tang Ping was shocked.

Your name, Detective Conan, makes you feel ashamed when you come here.

"Forget it, let's use your name as a pen name."

He gave up on the future of letting Watson take the blame and typed "CloseAI".

AI: "The pen name is best in the local language, and it is recommended to translate it into "care". 』

"Row."

Tang Ping follows the good deeds.

His surname is Guan and his name is Ai, and he is good at making up random things.

How to sing the lyrics.

[Even if it’s all lies, it’s still a perfect AI! 】

"This should be okay."

Tang Ping saved the file and suddenly paused with his thumb:

"By the way, instead of printing the manuscript for submission, can you send the electronic manuscript to the email address of the publisher or magazine?"

This can save dozens of dollars in printing and mailing, and also save the long time of express delivery.

AI: "Yes, but this will miss out on some publishers and magazines. They are traditional and conservative and refuse to accept electronic submissions and insist on using paper submissions." 』

"That doesn't matter." Tang Ping felt relieved.

Where should I submit my manuscript but not submit it?

What you don’t collect is what the society collects!

He first searched for publishing houses and found that there were some ways to publish this thing.

For example, it is easy to publish, but you have to pay for it yourself.

Nowadays, many publishing houses adopt the form of "I help you publish and you pay for it" for new authors.

Furthermore, the minimum standard for publishing is 4 to 5 words, but the normal number is more than 20 to [-] words.

Although "The Emperor's New Clothes" is a very long fairy tale of nearly [-] words, it is still too short and weak to be published as a book.

You can't force it to be published in a palm-sized, thin booklet.

Small and cute too?

Tang Ping quietly gave up the publishing house and turned to magazine publishing.