AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

Even if you tell a cold joke, there will be no response.

Tang Ping seemed to have really fallen asleep.

The head teacher was silent for a while and left with a complicated mood.

"It's good to be young, just fall asleep."

During the night, the head teacher secretly entered the house several times to confirm that Tang Ping had not escaped during the night.

During the day, my wife quietly entered the house several times to make sure he didn't sneak away.

At lunch, the head teacher and the teacher’s wife discussed while eating:

"He has been sleeping for a long time and he still hasn't woken up?"

"No, I kept listening carefully and didn't wake up even once."

"I can really sleep..."

It's almost time for dinner.

As Tang Ping suddenly opened his eyes, a light shone in his eyes, he stretched his body and let out a comfortable groan.

The teacher’s wife excitedly sent a message to the class teacher:

"Wake up, wake up, finally wake up!

"I really slept until dinner was almost over, almost 16 hours!"

In the school, the head teacher who heard the teacher's wife's report opened Tang Ping's text message from last night again and fell silent after looking at the content.

I'm really just tired, so I need to take a long nap.

"What is he doing now?"

"I'm in a daze, but I seem to be watching something, and I'm concentrating on it," said the teacher's wife. "While watching, I laugh from time to time, which is a bit strange..."

"Are there any other abnormalities?"

"Probably not? But after he concentrated on the air, he picked up his mobile phone, as if he was contacting someone."

"Maybe it's his parents. It's okay. It should be safe. Maybe I misunderstood."

The head teacher put down his cell phone. In the small office, a heart that had been tense for a long time finally felt relieved.

A false alarm!

Then anger instinctively arose in his heart.

"You brat, don't even think about squatting in the toilet to avoid getting fucked. You almost scared me to the point where you were ready to take the blame and resign. I'll catch you every day!"

in the room.

Tang Ping once again upgraded and optimized the AI ​​of the writing module to produce a new epic fairy tale masterpiece——

"Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies (Full Version!)"

Send to editor-in-chief Yaoyao.

The instructor secretly deducted my grades while I was sleeping soundly: "Editor Yaoyao, when I've finished writing, I'll send it to you and see how it goes." 』

Editor-in-Chief of Peace Dove Yaoyao: "Great, Teacher Guan Ai is so amazing, she deserves to be a Teacher Guan Ai!" 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "...?" 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "? ? ? 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Why is it a new version?" ? ! ! 』

Chapter 50 "Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies" (not available)

In the Pigeon of Peace magazine, as soon as Yan Yao received the news from Tang Ping, she quickly opened four snack boxes and prepared to taste the full version of "Snow White".

Frankly speaking, this is her personal favorite among the fairy tales created by Tang Ping.

But when she opened the submission document, she was confused for a moment by the topic she faced.

"Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies"?

What is this, a new version?

It must be a typo, I'm not sure, look down.

After reading this, Yan Yao felt numb.

The opening is very different from the previous two chapters, with the consistent "new queen-magic mirror-killing Snow White".

But after entering the forest, Snow White's adventures are completely different from the first two.

She didn't run away with the life-saving killer, nor was she rescued by animal friends and dwarfs. Instead, she went to live in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests, picked up gourd seeds, watered and fertilized them, and grew seven gourds.

The seven gourds called Snow White mother every day, and the new queen found out that she was not dead yet, so she immediately sent someone to capture her.

I saw that the gourds turned into human shapes one by one, each with their own magical powers, and each was eager to save her mother.

Then the calabash boys rescued their mothers and sent them one by one.

This went back and forth, twists and turns, and again and again. Snow White was successfully rescued midway, but she was soon captured by the new queen...

In the end, the seven gourd babies merged into one and became the gourd King Kong. He defeated the evil new queen and suppressed her in his body. Then he kissed Snow White who was suspended from death. The two of them took over the country together and lived a happy life. Life.

Yan Yao couldn't understand it, but she was greatly shocked. After reading it, her mind went blank and she couldn't move, as if her virginity had been taken away.

——This time, Snow White turned into a copper-smelting P!

Gourd Little King Kong is just a child, or a combination of the seven children you raised with your shit!

Stop it, you can't do this! ! !

Yan Yao blushed all the way from her neck to her ears. She clenched her mouse tightly and cursed in her mind:

"Shameless, really shameless! Simply shameless!"

She was typing with extremely complicated emotions.

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Teacher Guan Ai... In what mental state did you write this version?" 』

The instructor took advantage of my deep sleep and secretly deducted my grade points: "Huh?"What's wrong? Isn't this version normal? 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "The gourd little King Kong who was raised by Snow White gave a passionate kiss to Snow White who was suspended from death and comatose. Whether it is based on affection for his mother or his love for his wife, there is a big problem!" 』

My instructor secretly deducted my grades while I was sleeping soundly: "I don't quite understand..."

The instructor secretly deducted my grades while I was sleeping soundly: "But those who have maternal love for their children see family affection, while those who have incorrect feelings for their children see love." 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "If it is affection for the mother, what child would kiss his mother deeply on the mouth?"If it is love for your wife, how can you turn your mother into your wife! 』

Editor-in-Chief of Peace Pigeon Yaoyao: "The former is already incredible and suspects that family ethics and morals are poorly educated, while the latter makes people deeply feel that family ethics are distorted and morally corrupt, and suspects that the author is mentally ill!" 』

The instructor secretly deducted my grades while I was sleeping soundly: "Well... you are right!" 』

The instructor secretly deducted my grade points while I was sleeping soundly: "It's okay, if this one doesn't work, then it won't work. I'll write another complete version of "Snow White." 』

In the guest bedroom, Tang Ping scratched his head after sending the message.

Although the plot was written by AI, he only deliberately provided an outline reference for "Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies" because he felt that "I thought of it anyway, and if I don't write it, I won't write it."

But to be fair, isn't it normal for children who are only a few years old or even just born to have an Oedipus complex?

Little boys tend to have an Oedipus complex, and little girls tend to have an Electra complex. This is what scientists say.

In the story, they just had a kiss and lived a happy life together. As for such a big reaction...

Chat a few more words and end the conversation.

Because "Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies" is already very long, and I had to rush through it in one day, it was incredible that I could write so much.

If there is a full version again, people may doubt whether it is the real reincarnation of the tentacle monster.

Tang Ping decided not to send the complete first edition of "Snow White" to Yan Yao yet, and it would not be too late to wait until the deadline tomorrow.

Soon, the next day, he sent "Snow White (full version)".

Thanks to the optimization and upgrade of AI, not only a complete version was written, but the original plot was also expanded and improved to some extent.

His identity as a life-saving killer turned into the prince of a subjugated king. He used to be good at walking, fishing, cooking and playing games. After his parents died, he gradually calmed down and became mature and cold-hearted.

Two clips that may be reported by parents have also been modified to a certain extent, from the straightforward "I like big breasts" to the implicit "I saw the phantom of my mother in Snow White, so I felt pity and couldn't do anything." …

After Yan Yao finished watching the full version, although she was triggered by PTSD from "Mother", she still recalled yesterday when she was made red-faced by "Snow White and the Seven Calabash Babies".

But it still received strong praise.

She asked the painter to hurry up and add an illustration for the climax of the plot, and printed it in a time limit.

Although there are still five days until the release, we are already looking forward to what kind of reader feedback we will receive after the 4th issue of "Dove of Peace" is released on April 15.

But before the 15th.

We have to wait until April 4th is celebrated as a courage test first.

Walking street.

Inside the tea shop.

Tang Ping was carrying a backpack and sitting on a white plastic chair waiting.

Around him, some girls cast curious glances from time to time, and some quietly raised their mobile phones to take pictures, lowering their heads and not knowing what they were typing.

Tang Ping guessed that they might be praising him for being handsome.

In order to ensure that he appeared in the best possible spirit, he not only chose a simple and beautiful outfit today, but also asked a makeup artist to help him put on light, natural makeup.

He used to be a straight man and thought that men who had nothing to do with makeup were so effeminate.

Until one time, his sissy roommate forced him to put on makeup. It only took about ten minutes to put on a very simple and unobtrusive light makeup, but it took his already delicate appearance to a new level. On the way to the school cafeteria, I was asked for my contact information several times.

Tang Ping finally realized that wearing light makeup at critical moments can effectively and significantly increase the benefits of both sexes.

"Young handsome boy, are you alone?" A girl walked up to Tang Ping and asked with a smile while holding milk tea.

Tang Ping glanced at her in surprise and looked at the empty seats on the left and right:

"Can't you see them both?"

The girl's smile froze: "Huh?"

Chapter 51 Big brother smokes...

The girl left without saying a word. Before she left, she looked at Tang Ping with a very strange look.

Tang Ping drank Yangzhi nectar, played with his mobile phone, and looked outside the door from time to time to confirm whether anyone was coming.

He drinks poplar nectar not because he thinks it tastes particularly delicious, nor because he likes this sip alone.

But because the process of making Yangzhi Manna is complicated, and the labor cost is higher for the same selling price, it feels like a capitalist exploiting and making money.

"Wow……"

A small exclamation suddenly sounded in the store.

Tang Ping felt something in his heart and looked up at the door.

A small, aloof girl wearing a white-blue snowflake-style Lolita skirt, and a sunny boy with a bald head who couldn't hide his stalwart figure in casual clothes walked in from the left and right.

They stood side by side, and the difference in body size was extremely obvious. For a moment, Tang Ping was reminded of the ending of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" randomly compiled by AI, and almost thought that the work was reflected in reality.

Fortunately, the bald head shining brightly in the sun and the cheerful smile hanging on the sunny boy's face didn't look like a Berserker at all.

"This way." Tang Ping waved.

At the door, Yan Yao's eyes lit up, and a bright smile bloomed on her cold and pretty face.

She agreed, picked up her small bag and walked briskly towards Tang Ping.

As I walked and watched, I was surprised:

The real teacher Guan Ai is so much more handsome than the ID card!

Next to him, the president Song Ze's eyes lit up. He raised his feet a few steps and came first. He overtook Yan Yao in an instant and stepped in front of Tang Ping.

His feet were up and down, and his hands were not idle. He reached into his left trouser pocket and took out a pack of soft cigarettes. He bent down and handed it to Tang Ping respectfully:

"Big brother smokes!"