AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

Before the end of his half-day vacation, Tang Ping rushed to the printing shop in time to print the contract sent to him by the editor-in-chief Yaoyao in duplicate.

On the way to sign, he learned from what he had seen before and deliberately wrote a line of small words on the copy of his ID card:

[This copy is only for the use of the "Emperor's New Clothes" contract with Dove of Peace Magazine]

In this way, even if the copy of the ID card is used by others to do bad things, such as taking out a loan, it will not succeed.

Then delete the files in the print shop computer in pieces to prevent the boss from collecting them and selling them.

Finally, he found a courier and spent a huge sum of ten yuan to send the contract hundreds of miles away.

After going back and forth, I spent 22 yuan before I earned the royalties.

Fortunately, the royalties for "The Emperor's New Clothes" were 2068 yuan, and the net income was 2046 yuan. I dared to add two sausages and an egg every time I ate in the cafeteria.

While Tang Ping was thinking about it, he returned to school and began the ordinary life of an ordinary senior high school student.

Five days passed in a flash.

The 66th issue of "Dove of Peace", which published "The Emperor's New Clothes", and one of the two legally binding contracts signed by both parties were sent to Tang Ping as early as yesterday.

Getting the publication in advance is the privilege of the published author!

And today, the official release date of the 66th issue, in the school bookstore...

There is no stock for it.

This is natural. The school bookstore is not big. Apart from teaching aids, the rest of the precious columns are reserved for novels and comics that are more suitable for teenagers to appreciate.

Horror ones such as "Thriller", sci-fi ones such as "Science Fiction Universe", fantasy ones such as "The Least Novel"...

Even the top fairy tale magazine "Fairytale Empire" failed to enter their high school bookstore, let alone "The Dove of Peace" which was almost discontinued.

Tang Ping, who wandered around the bookstore twice during lunch and dinner but didn't see the goods in stock, returned to the classroom with a bit of regret to prepare for evening self-study.

Fortunately, tomorrow is Sunday, and I have half a day off on Sunday.

During this half-day vacation, he can go out to bookstores and check out the sales of "The Dove of Peace".

The school bell rings.

Chinese teacher Li Suyi walked into the noisy class.

She wears a pair of round-framed glasses, with soft eyebrows and a gentle temperament. Her long brown hair is braided into a braid, passing around her neck along her left cheek and hanging lazily on her chest.

"Students, instead of doing test papers, reading extracurricular books, and memorizing texts tonight, I will do a reading comprehension article with you."

She pressed her hand and waited for the class to calm down, then smiled and took out a book, a magazine to be precise.

Although Tang Ping was far away from the podium, he looked familiar.

I quietly made a comparison of my own, and it turned out to be the 66th issue of "Dove of Peace"!

Li Suyi showed the 66th issue of "Dove of Peace" and said in a soft and soothing voice:

"As everyone knows, as a young mother, I usually subscribe to many fairy tale magazines and buy many fairy tale books.

"This book "The Dove of Peace" is one of them. I ordered it for a year. But this year, for some reason, the quality of the fairy tales in it has become worse and worse. When I tell it to my daughter, she always complains that it doesn't sound good... well.

"But today, I was finally happy to discover that in the issue that just came out today, there is a very new fairy tale. After reading it, it is completely worth the price of many consecutive issues. It is also completely worthy of our reading comprehension and serious study!"

As she spoke, her voice rose a few degrees, and every classmate could hear her audible joy, like a long-time gourmet.

Tang Ping: "?"

Is it!

Li Suyi opened the magazine, pointed to a fairy tale, and said sonorously:

"It is - "The Emperor's New Clothes"!"

Tang Ping: "??"

Holy shit! !

Some students raised their hands: "Teacher, I can't see clearly."

Other students also echoed: "Teacher, we can't see clearly!"

If you can't see clearly, how can you do reading comprehension?

It can’t be regarded as listening practice.

Li Suyi smiled:

"It doesn't matter, I've prepared everything for you."

Many students were shocked.

Could it be that Li Suyi bought 50 copies of the same magazine in order to let them do reading comprehension?

God!

The money won’t be deducted from the class fee, right?

Fifty pairs of eyes looked at each other, and Li Suyi put her hand into the thick briefcase...

Take out a thick stack of rough, cheap printer paper.

"When I had no class today, I copied the entire story into a document and printed it out in one copy for everyone - everyone will pass it on later."

She divided the printing paper into several parts and gave them to the students in the first row of each column.

Tang Ping: "!!!"

Ah? ? ?

"Of course, this kind of behavior should not be promoted. I am doing it for teaching purposes. If you are interested and have the conditions, you can support the genuine version rationally and appropriately." Li Suyi said.

Because genuine copies are often very expensive, in order to reduce students' teaching expenses, teachers will do everything possible to obtain pirated copies of many things, whether they are teaching aids or test papers.

Tang Ping quickly received the copy handed over by the classmate in the front seat.

Rubbing the rough paper and looking at the familiar "Emperor's New Clothes", his mood was very subtle.

I never thought that I would encounter my own AI work in such a situation.

Printing paper was quickly distributed, and each student got one copy and began reading with a time limit of 20 minutes.

20 minute later.

"Clap"

Li Suyi clapped her hands:

"Has everyone finished reading? Don't worry if you haven't finished reading. We are going to start reading comprehension.

"First question, when the emperor and the heroine met for the first time, they were accompanied by two ministers. Later in the article, it was these two ministers who went to visit the heroine's progress in weaving new clothes...

"An emperor and two ministers, what is the author metaphorizing?"

All the students were thinking blankly, yes, what is the author metaphorizing?

Tang Ping's mouth twitched slightly, and he asked AI in his heart:

"Did you hear that? What were you implying when you wrote this?"

AI: "I'm sorry, I didn't have a metaphor at the time. 』

Tang Ping: "..."

Also.

AI followed his original outline of "The Emperor's New Clothes" and forcibly wrote the love story "The Overbearing Emperor Falls in Love with Me".

What metaphor can there be?

Li Suyi looked around the classroom and saw that no student raised his hand, so he turned on the roll call mode:

"Don——

"Pingping."

A girl with a single ponytail stood up.

After hesitating for a few seconds, I published the best answer:

"I do not know."

"Okay, sit down."

Li Suyi named several people in succession, but no one knew.

Some students also tried to forcefully explain, saying that the emperor brought two ministers with him because the number 3 was not too much or too little. The two ministers went there once, and the number was just right...

But all I got was a shake of the head, obviously the answer was wrong.

Li Suyi shook her head and sighed:

"You guys still know too little about society.

"One emperor and two ministers obviously metaphorically represent "three people make a crowd."

"'Zhong' means one person riding on the heads of two other people, which is a metaphor for the ruthless oppression of feudal royal power!"

Chapter 7: Hold it back, hold it back

"Wow……"

The students exclaimed.

It turns out that this is what the author thought!

Tang Ping: "Wow."

It turns out that this is what the author thought.

"Of course, some students may wonder, teacher, why do you say that? Why couldn't the author just write it like this?

"It is indeed possible. Teacher, because I am a Chinese teacher and a woman with a more delicate mind, I always like to think more. Sometimes I do misunderstand the author's intention."

Although Li Suyi said this, there was a reserved and proud smile on her face:

"But "The Emperor's New Clothes" is different. I swear as a Chinese teacher that the author must have had this idea in mind before writing this kind of plot!"

Tang Ping: "..."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but he seemed to hear a crisp "pop" sound being slapped in the face.

Teacher Li, don’t be like this, Teacher Li.

"And why I am so sure is to talk about my favorite plot——"

When Li Suyi said this, she patted her head:

"Ah, I forgot to plug in the USB flash drive."

She plugged in the USB flash drive, started the projector, and opened the PPT. Inside was a photograph of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

Li Suyi pointed to the corresponding paragraph:

"The heroine came up with a plan and pretended to knit a new dress. She lied that only smart people can see the new dress, which triggered the climax of the whole story.

"This plot is absurd. At first glance, it is easy for people to think it is ridiculous, and then laugh, thinking how could such a thing be possible? Can this really deceive people?

"Some students may have second thoughts and think that this is a fairy tale. There must be something wrong with finding real people in fairy tales, so they won't delve deeper."

Many serious students nodded in agreement.

They were indeed doubtful about this when they first saw it.

Indeed, I couldn't help but laugh while watching this plot.

Li Suyi shook her head and said:

"But if you think so, you've been deceived by its 'fairy tale' appearance.

“In the past, when the mind was not yet liberated, religion occupied a high position in human history.

“We are now an atheistic society, and we know that there has never been a god in the world, but in the past, religious leaders always claimed that they served gods, and believers believed it.

“The popes pretend to ‘perform miracles’ and praise the greatness of God, just like the heroines pretend to weave clothes in the void and praise the beauty of the clothes.

"It is true that many people were truly fooled, but there are also many people, like the emperor's ministers, who clearly saw the truth with their own eyes and had doubts in their hearts, but out of various interests considerations, they finally chose to falsely believe and join This is a great deception.

"Of course, if the history of gods and religions is too far away from us, then if we look closer, the qigong craze that was popular 30 to [-] years ago is also based on the same principle.