AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"Some people say that the assassination of Princess Tequila and Princess Subjugated was successful. Because Country A did not invade Country B later, King A must have died. 』

"Some people say that the assassination of Princess Tequila and Princess Subjugation failed. Although Country A did not invade Country B later, it was just that they were dead, and King A no longer had a claim of invasion. 』

"No matter what, Country A and Country B remain at peace. 』

"In order to appreciate their contribution to peace, people regard peas as a symbol of peace. 』

"The round peas and wrinkled peas have become symbols of the Agave Princess and the Subjugated Princess respectively. 』

"They are respectfully called the Princess and the Pea, but there is some controversy over whether Princess Agave should be called the Princess and the Pea, or whether she should be called the "Prince of the Pea." 』

"Oh, by the way, some people said that although Princess Tequila and Princess Suoguo failed in their assassination, they did not die and took advantage of the chaos to escape. 』

"He has seen a King Kong Barbie and a small girl growing large areas of round peas and wrinkled peas in a secluded countryside..."

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "..."

After the screening contest, the style of painting changed so quickly.

But it matches the political drama at the beginning.

Some kind of echo between the beginning and the end?

"Let's just leave it like this for now, hurry up and send it to my mobile phone."

Tang Ping rushed out of the door.

He's so silly, really.

Obviously, you can follow Yan Yao and the two of them and wait for the AI ​​to finish writing "The Princess and the Pea" before jumping out.

But I stayed at home for so long, waiting for AI to finish writing before going out.

Hope there is still time!

……

the other side.

Time goes back to when Yan Yao and his wife just left Tang Ping's house.

Qiao Yinque quickly caught up with Yan Yao, whose short legs were walking faster and faster.

"You really left like this?"

"Ah."

"Do you really want to give up on him?"

"Ah."

“What about ‘The Dove of Peace’?”

"as usual."

"Didn't you say that if he runs away with another magazine, you must bring him back?"

"Except Fairy Tale Empire."

"Then how are you going to explain to Old Chen Xiaopang and the others, especially President Song Ze, when you go back? Isn't he still running around to set up a stage for Tang Ping? You made his efforts for so long suddenly go to waste?"

"..."

"Yan Yao."

Qiao Yinque strode to Yan Yao and stopped her.

"Calm down."

Yan Yao lowered her head: "I'm calm."

"No, you are acting impulsively because you think you are calm, which is emotional and irrational.

"Sister Yaoyao, you can't influence your-" just because you like him.

"I don't like him!" Yan Yao interrupted.

"Don't like it?" Qiao Yinque held Yan Yao's cheek, "Here, look into my eyes and say it again."

She has been with Yan Yao for nearly two years, and she has never seen this short sister show such a side to other men!

Not to mention tapping Tang Ping's lips with his fingers to signal him to stop talking, and lying to the unruly editor on the phone that she was his girlfriend!

Yan Yao's eyes wandered for a moment, then she looked at her firmly: "I don't like it."

"To be honest, you don't like Tang Ping emotionally between men and women."

"I don't like Teacher Guan from the emotional point of view of men and women."

"Then do you have a crush on him?"

"..." Yan Yao fell silent.

After five or six seconds, he whispered:

“If a person is humorous, cheerful, handsome, talented, and occasionally sweet-tongued, he will still care about you.

“Although his personality is a bit sullen and he would like to change his internet name to some obscene or even vulgar homophonic memes, he never makes people uncomfortable in real communication and always remains polite and restrained.

"After getting to know him more deeply, you will find that he is obviously a young boy who has never even had his first love. He is very shy when it comes to adult topics, and his inner background is very pure.

“The kind of mesmerizing internet names that sound homophonic to meme are probably just a small outlet for people to vent after being restless in adolescence, thinking that no one will notice.

“Even though he was tempted by many other people, he didn’t leave, he still followed you and even if you drove him away, he always wanted to come back to you.

"...Do you have a bad impression of him?"

Chapter 82: Are you okay? Do you want to get a double blow? (four thousand words)

At night when the street lights were not very bright, Qiao Yinque listened to Yan Yao's narration in a low voice, and gradually sketched in his mind an image of a sunny boy and a loyal golden retriever dog with the sun behind him, a cheerful and refreshing smile.

She instinctively used the writer's unique ability to associate, imagining her encounter with such an almost perfect warm man on a slope with Tyndall light under the setting sun, imagining the two of them sitting in a cafe looking out the window and chatting and laughing at the passers-by. , imagine yourself smiling evilly and telling a dirty joke, making the other party blush...

This made her heart beat.

Until Nuan Nan's blurred face suddenly took on the appearance of Tang Ping.

It was also a special edition that repeatedly played with her feelings on the night of April 4th.

Ping!

The beautiful fantasy was shattered into pieces of glass in an instant.

Qiao Yinque immediately clenched his hands into fists.

hard.

Fist hard!

This is not a warm man at all, this is a bad thing that plays with people's hearts!

Before Tang Ping exposed Lushan's true face and played with her feelings unscrupulously, he behaved exactly as Yan Yao said!

Qiao Yinque tightened her voice and said emotionlessly:

"Ah, it sounds wonderful. It's really hard not to like it.

"But if it's a man named Tang Mingping, I can only say that it doesn't matter whether he is male or female, transgender or transsexual, intersex or asexual, Volva shopping bag or armed helicopter...

"My favorable opinion of him will only be minus 99 unless he develops a domestic 7nm lithography machine."

Yan Yao asked in confusion: "What exactly did he do to you? Why do you hate him so much?"

"Maybe it's the part after he fell out with me."

Qiao Yinque didn't want to go into details.

She looked around and felt that standing on the street talking was not a problem.

He took Yan Yao's little hand and led her to sit on a slightly dim garden bench.

Then he slowly asked:

"So, you have a crush on him, but it's not yet at the level of boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Yan Yao shook her head: "I regard him as my younger brother."

Qiao Yinque laughed at that time:

"Really? I don't believe it!"

younger brother?

Which brother?

The kind of young brothers who claim to recognize each other as brother and sister, sister and brother, but secretly develop a relationship between men and women...?

Yan Yao looked at Qiao Yinque, whose smile was full of teasing.

The expression on her face became serious.

"Teacher Little Sparrow, there is a seven-year age difference between me and him."

She said:

"He is now 18 years old and in his prime. I am already 25 years old and I am starting to worry about the day when crow's feet will appear in the corners of my eyes.

“By the time he was 25 and in his prime, I was already 32 years old, with sagging skin and wrinkles on my face showing when I smiled.

"By the time he reaches maturity at the age of 32, I will be 40 years old, out of shape, and entering menopause with a bad temper..."

"So what?" Qiao Yinque asked nonchalantly, "Maybe you two can be together in the future. He is young now and you are not old either. Why can't we fall in love with each other?"

"That's irresponsible."

"What's so irresponsible? If you have feelings, get along. If you don't, break up. Enjoy the moment and the sweetness of love. Isn't this the best?"

Qiao Yinque said.

At this moment, she has "I understand my sister so well" written all over her face, as if she is an emotional master who is carefully teaching confused students.

Although she has been single since birth.

"Think about it, you are so worried because you are afraid that the age difference will cause misalignment in the future.

"But the probability that two people fall in love for a lifetime is very, very low. If you don't believe it, you can check the divorce rate.

"If you suppress your heart out of fear of delaying him, in the future when both of you reach middle age, you will regret not leaving a sweet memory.

"When we met again, there was a woman with a steel-faced yellow face and a bald man with a big belly. Their filters were broken, and they looked at each other in silence. They bought two cups of coffee and chatted for a while. AA paid the bill and they went back to their respective houses...

"Okay? Not good! Very bad!"

Qiao Yinque talked eloquently.

Yan Yao listened silently.

Clenching his fists, he shook his head and retorted:

"You say that because you are only 20 years old and have no feelings about the age difference.

"At the age of seven, when I was preparing for an internship at the age of 20, he was just a 13-year-old kid who was learning the Pythagorean theorem and talking about the extremely embarrassing second grade copywriting!"

Qiao Yinque said "Ah" and was stunned for a while.

Why do you feel so empathetic all of a sudden?

And she immediately thought that when the little kid grows up, she will become an old aunt, and said with a smile:

"Ouch, why are you so unfamiliar? You used to hug Auntie and never let go..."

And if the genders are reversed, the newly grown girl and the bald, fat-bellied boy...

hiss--

Qiao Yinque shuddered violently.

This is no longer unimaginable. This is illegal and a crime. You must call the police immediately and strike hard! ! !

"So I said, I treat him as a younger brother."

Yan Yao didn't know that Qiao Yinque's heart had turned a few crazy corners. She thought to herself and said:

"If I were your age, I might be tempted and take action. At that time, I was very good at acting coquettishly and cutely in front of the camera.