AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"Princess Potato tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. She probably instinctively felt the soybean that was ready to go, and subconsciously knew that she was being targeted. 』

"Her instinct is to save herself and prevent her body from falling asleep! 』

Tang Ping: "..."

Ah? ?

Can this also incorporate the plot of the original "The Princess and the Pea"?

Tang Ping was shocked!

""No matter what, the person who killed Princess Potato must be someone who is proficient in the water magic of 'Throwing Beans into Soldiers'."

"Princess Pea said, looking at the people gathered behind:"

"Only a very few people have mastered this water magic. They are extremely skilled in controlling it to wait until Princess Potato falls asleep and then turn it into a bean soldier, or to turn it into a bean soldier at regular intervals."

""The murderer controlled the little bean soldiers, got out of the mattress, climbed onto the bed, and pushed Princess Potato out of the bed in a circle, who was in a deep sleep."

"Then he took advantage of the blind spot on the bed where the maid couldn't see the height, and quickly got back under the bed from the other side, pretending that the deceased fell in his dream!"

"And this murderer is most likely a certain princess!"

""The murderer is among us!"

"The Princess and the Pea expressed her speculation. 』

『Causing fear and uproar among everyone. 』

"And Princess Bean couldn't help but exclaimed:"

""You're so fucking awesome. My name is Johnny, what's your name?"

"The Princess and the Pea softly uttered two words: "Shirley.""

"Princess Bean nodded, chewing and recalling this short and elegant name:"

""Ah, Shirley.""

Tang Ping: "?"

Wait a moment? !

He covered his head.

I felt a squirm in my mind, as if I remembered something.

Although Princess and the Pea is definitely not named in the original work.

But in "Johnny Bean 2", Bean is indeed called Johnny.

When he was performing his mission, he seemed to have actually met a woman named Shirley!

"..." Tang Ping put down his hand.

Then Shirley encountered a murder scene as soon as she walked over, and became a famous detective, right?

What about Conan, when will the Shinigami pupil join the set?

AI:

"When will the police come?" Princess Pea asked the maid. 』

"She has no intention of participating in what happens next.To find out the real culprit, you might as well leave it to the police. 』

"After all, she is just here to prove that she is the real princess of the Soybean Kingdom. There is no need to waste precious energy on such things. 』

"However, a maid replied: "Dear Princess Pea, I just called and asked, and the police said it is off duty now, and they are enjoying the pleasant and beautiful night time in accordance with the law."

""Rest is more important than a life-threatening case?" Princess Pea asked in disbelief. 』

"The maid replied:"

"I didn't think so, but I heard a faint sound from the police, like someone saying, 'I can't breathe.'"

"Some people next to me said, 'Release your knees, he is a white man, but he is too successful in tanning in the sun'..."

"The police said, 'Fuck, why do white people have dreadlocks?'"

"The person next to me said, "He's a rapper, Raper"..."

"After hearing this, Princess Pea was speechless. 』

Tang Ping: I am also speechless.

AI:

"It seems that the police are not planning to come here for a while. Even if they do come, they will only come after normal working hours." 』

"But just ignoring the murderer and continuing to sleep to recuperate is definitely impossible——"

"Princess and the Pea revealed the truth that the murderer is around. With her excellent reasoning ability, the murderer will definitely not let her survive tonight." 』

"In other words, if you want to survive, you must find the murderer before he kills her!" 』

"Princess Pea asked the maid if she knew who had information about the subjugated princesses and knew which of them had mastered the water magic of "spreading beans and making soldiers". 』

"The maid shook her head and didn't know, but Princess Bean coughed twice and took out a recorder, which recorded His Highness the Prince's second inquiry about the princesses who had perished. 』

"Everyone was very surprised and didn't understand why Princess Bean had this thing. 』

"Princess Bean reluctantly used the name of Her Majesty the Queen to evade the matter and let everyone focus on the murderer. 』

"Everyone distances themselves from the three subjugated princesses: Princess Cowdou, Princess Maodou, and Princess Hongdou. 』

"In the recording, they personally admitted that they can "spread the beans and make soldiers" with water magic! 』

"At this time, His Royal Highness had frequent urination due to drinking too much red wine at the dinner party. His kidney function was not good due to his age and he had to urinate urgently. He went to the toilet in the middle of the night and accidentally discovered the fact that a murder had occurred. 』

"He was wearing silk pajamas and made a video call to ask. 』

"Princess Cowpea quickly said: "Your Highness, you know me well. When I use Bean Soldiers, I can only use them to step on sour cowpeas. Therefore, my Bean Soldiers are all specialized and only have legs. If you don't believe it, look at it."

"She took out a few cowpeas she had with her and used water magic to scatter them. The cowpeas turned into a few white and tender little feet. The meat was so fragrant that people couldn't help but go back to their childhood and want to eat the feet. 』

"Princess Maodou said: "Your Highness, you know me well. I use the Bean Soldiers to produce the 'Edamame 33' tram, so my Bean Soldiers are also specialized and only have hands. If you don't believe it, look at it."

"She took out a few edamame she had with her and used water magic to scatter them. The edamame turned into several slender arms like mechanical arms. 』

"Princess Hongdou said: "Don't look at me, my bean soldiers are all to reward me, so they are like this."

"She took out a few red beans she had with her and used water magic to scatter them. The red beans turned into big tongues, thin tongues, pink tentacles, and spiral hands..."

"His Royal Highness said:"

""I can tell, you all have special skills.""

"But Princess Hongdou, I really want to know how the order for the bedding products I spent a lot of money on ended up in your company?"

"Princess Hongdou's expression froze. 』

"After a while, he laughed and said:"

""In this case, I will stop pretending and show my cards."

"Actually, I am not the subjugated princess of Soybean Kingdom, nor am I Princess Hongdou. The real Princess Hongdou has been killed by me a long time ago."

""And the real last subjugated princess of Soybean Country was Princess Potato, and now she has also been killed by me!"

"His Royal Highness was silent for two seconds: "But Princess Potato and Princess Broad Bean are friends, and there is only one true princess of the subjugated country."

"Princess Hongdou sneered:"

""Such a little cleverness can deceive you, an senile person like you. Who can't see that this is just a cover-up? Princess Broad Bean only obeys Princess Potato?"

""There is no need to rush to send people to kill me, I have no intention of going back alive."

"Your Majesty, our mission is completed!"

"After Princess Hongdou laughed, she bit the poison sac in her mouth and committed suicide. 』

"Princess Broad Bean: "...He is T (1), I am P (0), she plays the role of the man, and I follow the woman. I must be very attached to her, right?"

"Princess and Pea didn't understand much, but she vaguely understood something, and her heart was shocked. 』

Tang Ping: I was also shocked.

Chapter 88 "Fantasy·Princess and the Pea" Zombie Crisis! (four thousand words)

Tang Ping's scalp was numb.

Could this be written in a fairy tale?

Are you sure you won't be severely reported by parents for writing such nonsense?

"Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" tells the story of the Big Bad Wolf tricking Little Red Riding Hood into sucking magic leaves. This shocking plot is outrageous enough, but fortunately the intention is to fight against poison and can be explained smoothly.

As a result, this time in the new "Princess and the Pea", these weird and unnecessary things were written on a supporting role, which is difficult to explain in any case.

"Don't popularize this kind of useless adult sex knowledge to children!"

Tang Ping said to AI in his heart:

"Also get rid of rewards and so on - at least change it so that parents can just smile and find a way to give their children a reasonable explanation!"

AI: "I'm very sorry. I will correct it immediately." 』

After a moment.

After repeated corrections and iterations by Tang Ping.

The AI's statement about Princess Hongdou's self-rewarding is implicitly "a person is afraid of being alone when sleeping at night, so he sends out a group of bean soldiers to accompany him to sleep".

The scattered little bean soldiers have also become several parts, which can be combined into a large, big-tongued, Q-version cute little person... similar to a big-tongued monster?

As for what TP is, it is also vaguely stated as "In a friendship, Princess Potato has a strong personality and likes to take the lead, while Princess Broad Bean has a weak personality and is used to being passive"...

Tang Ping finally took a long breath.

Fortunately, AI has not gone too far in this regard.

The current version can barely be regarded as good. Parents will smile knowingly as adults after watching it, and children will also have a set of childlike logic after watching it.

"Okay, keep writing."

AI:

"Okay, I'll continue writing:"

"Looking at the fallen body of Princess Hongdou, many of the subjugated princesses screamed again. 』

"They couldn't believe that there was actually an undercover killer among them, and after the killer completed his goal, he committed suicide like a dead soldier! 』

"His Majesty the King of the Great Rice Country is too cruel. He just doesn't want the Prince of King Kong to marry the subjugated princess of the Soybean Country, so he kills her in such a painful way!" 』

"Princess Pea stepped forward, carefully inspected the body, frowned and said:"

""It's cyanide. I smell a faint bitter almond smell."

"Princess Bean raised her eyebrows and said:"

""In detective works, cyanide is often used to poison victims, but its toxicity is not outstanding."

"I never thought that in reality, a killer would actually use it to commit suicide."

"The Princess and the Pea said:"

"Maybe it's because almonds are a kind of nut, and her ancestors belong to the Zhenghuang Banner almond family in the nut country."

""I heard that the Xingxin family is a family of professional killers who specialize in poisoning. They have turned Xingxin City into a poison capital."

"The waste venom was discharged into the river without purification, causing serious damage to Xihong City downstream and frequent protests."

"After Princess Pea finished speaking, she stood up and patted the dust on her knees, looked at His Highness the Prince who was on the video call, and asked:"

"My dear Prince, I have no intention of doubting you, but is this also part of your plan?"

"The prince was stunned: "Why do you ask that?"

"The Princess and the Pea said:"

""There are only us and the maid here. The head maid has not been seen, let alone the housekeeper and security guards. It seems that they have evacuated in advance."

"Have you anticipated this situation and deliberately left it empty inside?"

"His Royal Highness was silent for a moment and nodded slowly:"