AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

That kind of "wtf" shock that goes deep into the soul.

Didn’t you even get the feeling of grassiness when you saw the e-sports Princess and the Pea?

AI: "I'm sorry that my writing did not satisfy you..."

"I don't mean to blame you, let me think about it..."

Tang Ping thought.

Could it be that my request this time was too detailed? The life and death of the male and female princesses should start from the first meeting. The prince should have more complex and in-depth follow-up plots. The same goes for the queen...

These requirements were fed to AI and asked to be written out in detail. The key reason why it actually listened to it this time.

Each of these requirements takes up a lot of space. AI wants to write out all the effects, but the result is that the key points are everywhere, but it seems that there is no key point?

The more Tang Ping thought about it, the more likely it seemed!

He said to AI:

"Why don't you try to speed up the pace? Just keep it at the normal level before."

AI:

"Okay, I will speed up the narrative rhythm and proceed in a faster normal mode:"

"The Princess and the Pea was at the entrance of the villa in the lake, fighting to protect everyone in the villa. 』

"As the number of zombies rushing over increased, she released ice pea shooters, double burst pea shooters, triple burst pea shooters..."

"But the number of beans is limited after all. In the end, she failed to guard the villa and watched the zombies rush into the villa door and bite the maid and fake princess. 』

"It seemed like I was back to that day again, when my young self was hiding in the dark room, watching her friends, family and servants being killed one after another through a crack, and the king who went out to attract attention in order to save her, but was killed in front of her. Father, trembling helplessly. 』

""In the end, I still can't do anything...""

"And Princess Bean frowned, feeling very strange. 』

"According to Princess Pea, poison and control magic should work together to achieve the control effect. 』

"But no matter what, the amount of control is too much, far beyond the reach of a dozen or so water magicians. 』

"And some zombies that should have been cold for a long time, such as those who were kicked into the water, are still flopping around now. 』

"Isn't this manipulative magic? 』

"On the other hand, after the prince returned to the palace, he faced some concerned condolences from Her Majesty the Queen. After hesitation, he asked the queen more worriedly, are you not afraid of this mysterious offensive? 』

"The queen denied it with a calm smile and asked him to go back and rest. 』

"The prince left peacefully. Not long after he left, he suddenly remembered something and hurried back to talk to the queen again. 』

"But as soon as he reached the door and before he could push it open, he suddenly heard the vague voice of the Queen, who seemed to be talking to someone. 』

""The real princess of the Soybean Kingdom who just came out of seclusion, you said that you have mastered the invincible new water magic of spreading beans and turning them into soldiers." "

"Then if Lu comes prepared, spreads beans and explodes the army, swallows up the big rice country, and then fights against our Vajra Kingdom, even our country may be in danger of being destroyed."

"But if we pretend to screen the princess of the Soybean Kingdom and deceive her who is eager to become famous, we can then use the newly developed T-virus to transform the entire Raccoon City into zombies, pouring fire into the river and attacking them unprepared."

""The villa in the lake is in the city center. Even if she achieves great feats, I'm afraid she won't be able to get out of this hell on earth. If she fails to succeed, she will suffer from hatred on the spot!"

"Mysterious man: "I say, the Queen is pleased.""

"When the prince heard this, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning. 』

"The one who caused the entire Raccoon City to fall was actually his most respected Queen Mother? ! 』

"But why, isn't the queen the most honest and caring person? Why would she ruthlessly sacrifice a city of people who loved her so much in order to kill a princess of the Soybean Kingdom?" 』

"He left in a hurry as if running away and went back to the bedroom to breathe heavily. 』

"In the end, I don't know what complicated emotions I had, but I tremblingly dialed Princess Bean's phone number. After the call was answered, I told Princess Bean the truth. 』

"Maybe it's to reduce the guilt in my heart. 』

"Anyway, Princess Bean and the others will die without a burial place. 』

"It's better to let them die and understand." 』

"Princess Johnny, who was running away with the Princess and the Pea, was shocked when he learned about this, and then he was filled with rage. 』

"He slapped Princess Pea to wake up the lost fighting spirit. After explaining the reason, he said:"

""It's time to wake up, princess.""

""Let's go together and burn the King Kong Palace to ashes!"

Tang Ping: "Uh..."

Suddenly my broken body turns into fire?

AI:

"Before dawn, the King Kong Kingdom's palace is facing a nightmare. 』

"Guards are always killed suddenly in the dark. The murderer can't be found, but contact is lost one by one. 』

"The prince couldn't help but get out of bed and go to the toilet to relieve his bladder. 』

"I was just relaxing my brain, and after shaking it for a few times, I was just pulling it up when I was suddenly intercepted by the Princess and the Pea. 』

"Seeing the two men who had entered the palace alive and had cut themselves off, the prince was shocked. He thought he had gone to heaven due to a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. 』

"He was even more shocked to learn that the two of them really fought their way out of the mountain of corpses and were now looking for revenge on Her Majesty the Queen and asked him to lead the way. 』

"He instinctively refused, but under the words of the Princess and the Pea, he thought of the queen becoming cruel and strange, thought of his dream of governing the country and loving the people, and thought of the warmth of the knife on his neck. 』

"Finally, I gritted my teeth and agreed to lead the way as the kidnapped person. 』

"Soon, they came to the Queen. 』

"Facing the prince who came to find him, the queen was quite surprised and disappointed. She didn't expect that her son would betray her. 』

"The prince cried sadly: "Mom, I didn't expect that I was just shivering while going to the toilet, and they suddenly stopped me!"

"But when faced with Princess Pea and Johnny Bean who came to seek their lives, the Queen did not panic or panic. 』

""Princess Pea, if you are fully prepared and the torrent of bean soldiers push you all the way, I may be desperate and waiting to be killed."

"But your mistake is that you are eager to take revenge on me, dragging your extremely tired body and coming to me unprepared!"

"The queen clapped her hands, and several extremely powerful zombie monsters were released. 』

"They don't care about anyone else and attack Princess and the Pea like crazy. 』

""This is a masterpiece of the T virus, an outstanding exchange result between our country and the big rice countries." "

"They were much stronger than ordinary zombies. Princess Pea tried her best and finally killed them." 』

"But the Queen just clapped her hands and released several more equally ferocious zombie monsters. 』

"She said to the prince: "It's not too late to come back to me now."

"Faced with Princess and the Pea who is in a tough battle again, and Johnny Bean who reluctantly helps. 』

"The prince hesitated, but unconsciously walked towards the queen. 』

"But just when Princess Pea thought he was going to side with the evil, the prince suddenly rushed forward, grabbed the queen's neck, and asked hoarsely:"

"Mom, I have always had a question, why am I so old but you are still as young as you were more than ten years ago?"

"The queen hissed in reply: "Because I pulled out the sword in the stone, became the destined queen, and stopped aging forever."

"The prince said: "That is just a legend you fabricated in order to control the people's hearts."

"The queen didn't answer, she couldn't breathe. 』

""Let me answer it." A strange voice was very similar to the one who said "The Queen's opinion." A mysterious man came to the stage. 』

"Princess Pea's eyes suddenly widened in disbelief: "Father?!"

"He is actually the king of Soybean Country who was supposed to be dead!" 』

"The King of Soybean Country smiled and said:"

"For thousands of years, the Kingdom of Fire has been passionate and good at aggressiveness, while the Kingdom of Water has been gentle and good at nurturing."

"As a human being with a short life span, who doesn't long for immortality?"

"As the king of a country, isn't it normal for Her Majesty the Queen to seek immortality and get my help?"

"Shouldn't you be dead?" Princess Pea asked emotionally.Died in front of her! 』

"The King of Soybean Country laughed:"

""That's just a substitute." "

"I have long been tired of being a king on the surface, so I want to get away and concentrate on studying the art of immortality."

"In this way, I win over the kings of the two countries. Although I am not the king of a certain country on the surface, secretly, I am the king of kings!"

""You don't have to worry about national affairs at all, you don't have to worry about the pros and cons of people's livelihood, you can only enjoy rights without taking on obligations. It's wonderful, isn't it?"

"After he finished speaking, he turned to Princess and the Pea and said:"

"Ah, Shirley, actually I have been paying attention to you secretly."

""I watched you suffer in exile, watched you hone yourself, watched you come out of seclusion with great achievements in magic, deliberately arranged a 'prince's marriage proposal', and deliberately let this 60-year-old old lady who has not yet become a king hear that I and I Her conversation conveys the truth to you."』

"Shirley, my daughter, I am very happy that you have grown up so far, and I am also very happy that we finally met and recognized each other again."

"The Soybean King smiled and opened his arms, his voice low and loving:"

""Come here, let me hug you.""

"Princess Pea walked over subconsciously. 』

"But just when Johnny Bean thought she was about to betray him, she suddenly stopped. 』

"Father, you also knew that the entire Raccoon City turned into a zombie city, right?"

""It's not the knowledge, it's my promotion." King Soybean said, full of approval, "I want to see your current strength, and the facts have proved that I am very satisfied."

"The Princess and the Pea was silent. 』

"After a moment, he drew a short sword and pointed it at King Soybean:"

""Father.""

""I want to rebel against you, who has always been gorgeous and loving in my mind.""

"The Soybean King smiled and shook his head: "You are exhausted."

"The prince let go of his hand. 』

"Let go of my mother who has died. 』

"The final battle is about to begin. 』

"The great battle was earth-shattering. 』

"The king released countless zombie monsters, and even turned the queen into a terrifying zombie monster. 』

"It turns out that immortality is not a good thing at all, it is just a trap for desire. 』

"But in the end, he was defeated by Princess Pea who opened fire and took out the Split Peashooter, Gatling Peashooter... and fell in front of her. 』

"But the situation on Princess and the Pea's side is also at stake. 』

"Kill him quickly!" shouted Johnny Bean. 』

"The Princess and the Pea ignored her father's frantic pleas for mercy and picked up an ax that fell from the wall. 』

"Her mind once again recalled the helpless scene when the palace was breached that day and her father was stabbed to death in front of her in order to lure away the pursuers. She could only cover her mouth tightly and burst into tears. 』

""Goodbye, father.""

""And my cowardice.""

"She struck it down with an axe." 』

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "..."

so what.

What is it all about?