I, Hikigaya, am just a light novelist.

"Hachiman, why didn't you lock the door? Did you prepare it in advance because you knew that I was coming? Huh? Are there guests?"

The petite and cute face of Yamada Fairy poked out from behind the door.

"Hachiman?"

Wu Geng Liuli looked a little unnatural.

On the sofa in the living room, Wu Geng Liuli and Yamada Fairy sat on each side with different expressions.

"Wugeng Liuli, my former neighbor and friend, is also a light novelist who just made his debut today."

"Yamada Fairy, the author of "The Dark Fairy of Explosion", my current neighbor."

Hikigaya Hachiman introduced the two of them respectively.

"Hey, are you a newcomer who has just debuted? Could it be this work called "Magical Girl Strange Tales"?"

The Yamada Fairy noticed the light novel on the table and reached out to take it.

Unexpectedly, Wu Geng Liuli also reached out and pressed it down, and said coldly: "Please don't touch other people's things without their permission."

Hasn't this been given to me?

Hikigaya Hachiman wanted to intervene, but after looking around, he wisely gave up.

"What are you doing? Don't you know me? I am a popular author with more than 200 million books in total! Originally, I was going to give you some advice..."

Miss Goblin immediately looked dissatisfied.

"I know you, the Yamada fairy who is often criticized for your writing skills on the Internet, right? You are really a lucky guy. If you didn't have such a good illustrator, you wouldn't have the results at all. In the final analysis, you are just flattering otakus. You're just an exhibitionist, you're not qualified to teach me."

Wu Geng Liuli made a plum blossom finger movement with her right hand on her chin, her eyes full of contempt.

This sentence can be said to be a critical blow, a sword and a fire, which completely poked at Miss Elf's weakness.

"Shut up, newcomer! You don't understand at all! The fact that I have been criticized for my writing style is just the world's misunderstanding of me. I just want to make it simple and convenient for more people to read! As for illustrators, not everyone Are there any? Everyone is fair! As for calling me a nymphomaniac, it is even more unreasonable! Being naked is the most holy existence in the world, do you understand?"

Yamada Fairy emphasized while stamping her feet angrily.

"don't know."

Wu Geng Liuli calmly shook her head.

"Hehehe..."

Yamada Fairy was so angry that he suddenly pressed his forehead and laughed wildly as if it turned black.

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes narrowed.

Could it be that Miss Goblin is going to use her last resort?

"Newcomer, I think you don't understand at all. How dare you deny me like this? You know, the author's sales volume is his combat power. You are just a scumbag with zero combat power, and my combat power is as high as more than 200 million! Low combat power People should respect people with high combat effectiveness, and even use honorifics! If there is a sales gap of more than one million, you can say anything to others, and the weak cannot refute!"

Yamada Fairy said impassionedly, raising his hand.

And this kind of argument, Hikigaya Hachiman named it - the law of fairies.

Hearing this, Wu Geng Liuli's expression also became a little embarrassed.

90 Teacher Eromanga who cannot be conquered

The words are rough but not rough. Although Miss Goblin often expresses very subjective opinions, this does not mean that what she says must be unreasonable.

Although readers' evaluations are important, they are not that important. Sales volume is the most important data for the author, where the strengths and weaknesses are clearly defined.

From this aspect alone, Wu Geng Liuli cannot refute this point of view, but she only needs to refute another point.

"If the sales volume is low, then the sales volume is high? What kind of fallacy are you talking about? Are you a primitive person? There is no such law in this world! For example, I can evaluate your work how I want to evaluate your work now. You There's nothing you can do about it."

She smiled contemptuously, spread her hands, and spoke mockingly.

"you you you……!"

Yamada Fairy was furious, but there was really nothing he could do.

You can't do it, can you?

There was no guarantee that she would be able to win.

"Hmph! Just like a stone, a tough-talking guy!"

She snorted and turned her cheek.

"It's time for you to stop."

Hikigaya Hachiman watched as the emotions between the two dropped to a safe level, and stepped forward to be a peacemaker.

"I will not argue with such a weakling. If you want me to remember it, you must first produce results that can be spoken."

The Yamada Fairy brushed her hair beside her ears.

"Ah."

Wu Geng Liuli sneered and did not respond.

'So, what's next? '

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at the expressions of the two girls and thought in his mind.

Just when he was about to say something to lighten the atmosphere, Wu Geng Liuli suddenly stood up.

"I'm going back."

"Well...I see."

He reacted.

Hikigaya Hachiman got up and walked to the door, as a gesture of friendship.

"You can go back, there is no need to continue sending me off."

The girl turned around and said.

He turned back to the living room.

"Okay, the idlers have left, Hachiman, let's start our conversation! We agreed before!"

Yamada Fairy clapped his hands and said.

Her expression had changed from gloomy to sunny, even more cheerful.

"What do you want to say? I don't remember making any special agreement with the goblin."

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes showed confusion.

"Hachiman, why did you forget so quickly? We had agreed before that I would meet Eromanga-sensei!"

Yamada Fairy pouted her little mouth, with a hint of coquettishness in her grievances.

"Oh, you mean that!"

Hikigaya Hachiman remembered it instantly.

"I have confirmed with Sagiri, and her answer is yes."

"I knew that my sincerity would definitely impress Teacher Eromanga. Sooner or later, she would understand that we are a match made in heaven! Finally, the day I have been waiting for is coming!"

Miss Goblin was ecstatic, clenched her hands into fists, and said excitedly.

You are happy too early!Isn't this opening the champagne in advance?

Hikigaya Hachiman saw that she was in high spirits and couldn't bear to tell the truth.

From Sagiri's answer, he could deduce Sagiri's general thoughts at that time. He probably wanted to take this opportunity to make it clear since the goblin was harassing her so tirelessly.

In addition, Miss Goblin asked him to ask why Sagiri didn't reply to Miss Goblin's words.

The reason is actually very simple, that is, Sagiri blocked the message.

It's so, so true.

Early May, Labor Day.

Hikigaya Hachiman had just finished writing the first half of the first volume of "Steins;Gate" and was preparing to contact Sagiri via video.

After remembering the agreement with the fairy lady, he came to visit.

"Aha……"

Yamada Fairy yawned as he opened the door.

"Goblin, you look very tired. Could it be that you stayed up late playing games?"

His eyes narrowed.

"Ahem...because there are holiday activities, so I'm a little late."

Yamada Fairy made a coughing gesture to hide his embarrassment.

"Goblin, your end is almost here."

He suddenly remembered a conversation he had had before and deduced the current situation of the goblin.

"Uh haha, it's okay, Hachiman, have you forgotten? I still have the 'Complete Manuscript Summoning' skill. I just need to refill the last one with magic power."

Yamada Fairy is still confident.

"Then you can do whatever you want."

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't say anything else to avoid appearing too nagging.

As a friend, he has done his best.

He also believed that Miss Goblin would be able to overcome the same deadline as before.

"So, Hachiman, what are you doing with me? Do you want to play games with me?"

Fairy Yamada smiled expectantly.

"No, I'm here to fulfill my previous agreement with you, goblin."

Hikigaya Hachiman squinted.

"Really!"

Yamada Fairy's eyes shone brightly as he thought not to do anything arrogant.

Inside the living room.

Hikigaya Hachiman set up his laptop and made a video call to Sagiri at the agreed time.

"How should I behave? I..."

Yamada Fairy was rubbing his hands next to him, muttering to himself.

"Good morning Sagiri."

"Good morning, Teacher Moonlight."

There is a picture in the video. The silver-haired Loli girl is wearing pink pajamas without an animated mask, showing her childish and cute face. When speaking, there is no noise from the previous voice changer.

After a long period of running-in, and after entering junior high school and meeting a friend named Megumi Kamino, she was able to show her true self.

Hikigaya Hachiman was also a little surprised by this.

Sagiri has finally grown up in a real sense!

At this moment, he seemed like an old father watching his children grow up.

No, he should be considered an older brother, right?

He's not that old yet.

"Teacher Eromanga!"

At this time, the Yamada Fairy couldn't hold back any longer, so she stepped forward and leaned directly against him.

At this distance, Hikigaya Hachiman could even smell a scent coming from the fairy.

Hmm, maybe it smells like shampoo?

"Who are you? Also, you are too close to Teacher Yuezi."

Sagiri frowned slightly and her eyes flashed.

"I am Yamada Fairy! Teacher Eromanga, please work with me! As long as we join forces, we can conquer this world!"