Terra Hotline, crime simulator

"But teacher, I don't have a driver's license, and I'm not very good at driving."

Mikey threw the car keys to the confused Sonia, then turned and walked into a small alley not far away.

"It's very simple to operate this car. It's a fool's errand. Just ignite it and step on the accelerator."

A moment later, Sonia saw through the windshield that Mikey was running towards the car with a large number of boxes, followed by a large number of angry Ussans with machetes behind him.

"Catch this hooded man! He snatched all today's goods! That's the purest batch!"

"Cut off his hand!"

"...!"

But they were destined to be unable to catch up with Mikey. Mikey opened the door of the passenger seat, sat on it, and patted Sonia's dumb head:

"Why are you still standing there! Drive quickly!"

"Teacher! Who are they?? Did you steal their things?"

Sonia stepped on the accelerator directly, the off-road vehicle's engine roared, and several crossbow arrows were fired at the door. The group of red-eyed Ussians wanted to stop the off-road vehicle with their bodies, but Sonia blocked them all. Bump away.

"Local gangster, I'm lucky today. This is the purest Source Stone powder!! Hurry up! Go around the city center."

Mikey couldn't wait to tear open the carton, took out a small bag of golden white powder, and poured it into his hood.

Sure enough, there is a basis for using the Pure Source Stone to restore sanity in the game.

"Oh!! Hiss--this is so fucking good! I feel refreshed now! Oh!! God!! Hey! Sonia, do you know the difference between Luper's bed calls and Pelo's bed calls? !”

Sonia, who was driving: "w(Д)w!!"

"I'm telling you! Luper is like this... Harder, harder, oh my God, it feels so good, oooooooooo!"

And Pelo is like this... woo woo, woof... be gentle... now grab my neck and push these... to my chest!

Open the roof!Let the wind blow in! !

This Source Stone powder is the purest I have ever smoked. Do you want some? ! "

Sonia shook her head wildly, but Mikey didn't force it. Then he took out a bottle of liquor from nowhere and stuffed it into Sonia's arms:

"Then try this! The Ursus version of depth charges, I bet you will be hungover until the morning after drinking this!"

"But!! Teacher!! Didn't you say!! I'm underage!! I can't drink!!"

The wind was so strong that Sonia's voice sounded intermittent. Mikey opened another bag of Originium powder and poured it into his mouth, and then simply opened the wine bottle for Sonia.

"Speed ​​up! Sonia! You can do it!!"

Hearing what Mikey said, Sonia felt her adrenaline surge. She drank a large bottle of wine in one gulp, and her face changed.

Got to be red.

"*Suka BuLei!!*"

Little Bear also became interested. After all, General Dong is not a good girl. She usually only restrains herself in front of Teacher Malvo.

But now, Mr. Malvo is no longer Mr. Malvo, he is Mikey.

"Good! Good! That's it!!"

"Teacher!! There's a police car behind us!! We're chasing them!!"

The speed of the car was getting faster and faster. After running through three red lights and knocking over a fire pump, a siren sounded from behind.

Mikey leaned half of his body out of the car, switched to Mark (Bear)'s mask, picked up two submachine guns and fired randomly into the sky:

"Turn up the car music as loud as possible!! Just drive! Leave it to the teacher to deal with it!!"

Hearing Mikey tell her the truth, Sonia was about to release her foot from the accelerator and stepped back on it. She drove faster and faster, leaving black tire marks on the ground every time she turned and drifted.

The suspension of the off-road vehicle was good. No matter how hard Sonia drove, there would be no big bumps. The policemen behind started to use crossbows to fight back. The sirens sounded more and more, and Mikey simply retracted his body.

"Teacher!! There are ground thorns in front!! Those policemen have arranged ground thorns!!"

But Sonia was still a novice driver, and after the car finally made a sharp turn, she became at a loss when faced with the trap set by the military and police.

"Turn!! Sonia!! Turn!!"

bump--!

After the final 180-degree turn, the off-road vehicle hit the guardrail and raised the hood.

Mikey did not wear a seat belt, and his head left a huge spider web crack on the windshield. After fastening the seat belt, Sonia was only slightly bumped. She looked at Mike with a serious expression. Strange, the latter wiped the blood on his hood, smiled and comforted:

"Ahem...it's okay, Sonia. I have purchased insurance for this car, and my driver's license has expired long ago. But don't worry, my fiancée is a lawyer. She will definitely not let you stay in high school. File it down!"

Chapter 192 Dr. Mackey has something to say

"Sorry, doctor, I didn't take your mental state into consideration. I shouldn't have let you out of my sight."

"Yes, Amiya, this is all your fault, you didn't take care of me."

After the car accident, Mikey and Sonia were taken to the police station by the military police. There, a worried Amiya was waiting for him. It seemed that the commotion he and Sonia made was quite big. , Amiya and Lavinia have noticed it and ambushed themselves at the police station in advance.

Mikey was sitting in the interrogation room. The wound on his head had just been simply bandaged. A female high school student next to him looked a little restless. After all, she was currently charged with including but not limited to: drunk driving and driving without a license. , taking drugs, assaulting the police, speeding...

But Mikey looked a little more familiar with the road, crossing his legs and humming a tune, looking extremely leisurely.

Amiya, who was sitting outside the interrogation room, twitched her ears. After a moment, she straightened them up again, with a mature determination on her face:

"Doctor, the current situation in Rhode Island is not optimistic. You can't continue to fool around. We must return to Rhode Island at dawn. If you have any personal matters, please tell Dr. Kelsey first. She will definitely I understand you.”

Mikey looked impatient:

"Amiya, when did you respect Kelsey? I still remember that you were often sick when you were a child. At that time, supplies were scarce in Kazdale. Even then, I would bring some candies to visit you and play chess with you. remember?"

Thinking of her childhood events, Amiya pursed her lips:

"But I later found out that those candies were brought by Dr. Kelsey from Victoria, and doctor, you would eat most of them secretly every time, and you would also cheat when you played chess with me..."

"....Okay, Amiya, let's change the topic. Oh, this classmate Sonia was once one of my students. You are the same age."

Mikey patted Sonia on the shoulder and changed the topic.

"Miss Sonia, I'm sorry, doctor, he has led you down the wrong path, but it doesn't matter, our lawyer is negotiating with the police."

"It's nothing. At least Mr. Mikey is much better now than before. Amiya, are you also his student? I always feel that you are his guardian."

Sonia blinked at Amiya, this little adult-like Custer girl made her feel at ease.

"Guardian? Haha, that's right. After all, it's me who handles the doctor's work when he's not around. Looking at his appearance, I guess I'll have to care about his daily routine in the future..."

"Teacher, you actually hire child labor??"

Before Amiya could finish her words, Sonia stared at Mikey in disbelief.

"It's okay. If I don't pay you, it's not considered employment. Why, you want to come too? When you graduate from high school and can't go to college, welcome to my island to enjoy the blessings."

While the three of them were chatting, the door of the interrogation room was opened. A rough Ursus military policeman glared at Mikey fiercely, and then said in a muffled voice:

"Okay, you two can go. That lawyer has already paid your bail. You should be lucky that no one is suing you."

police

After walking away, there was the sound of high-heeled shoes thumping. A stern-faced Lavinia walked in and ran straight to Mikey. Without saying a word, she kicked him to the ground and sat on him. Her orange-green pupils were cold. Staring at him coldly.

Sonia and Amiya, who were next to them, noticed that the atmosphere around them was a bit tense. To describe it in one sentence, it was like going to a friend's house and seeing her friend's mother beating her friend.

"...Miss Lavinia, please... be gentle...Doctor, his body has not fully recovered..."

"It's okay, I know what's on my mind."

Miss Judge said coldly.

"...We haven't tried it in such a public place yet, Nia...try it harder, oh...!"

Mikey gasped as he held her hand around his neck.

"*Syracuse expletive*!! You were taking drugs and racing with a female high school student. Do you know how high your criminal record would be if it weren't for me?!"

"...I just helped her complete the coming-of-age ceremony. Do you remember what the coming-of-age ceremony in Syracuse was? It was to go to prison for a while...ahem..."

"Okay, let go of my teacher. I'm not saying he's bewitching you, he's doing it voluntarily."

Sonia couldn't stand it anymore, so she stood up and said with courage, and then a look from Lavinia made her shrink back:

"You're a little girl with no hair at all. Have you finished your homework? Don't get involved in my and Mikey's family affairs, and be careful that I tell your parents what happened tonight."

Housework?Housework? !Housework? ! !

These three words magnified infinitely in Sonia's mind. Once, he and Teacher Malvo were in the same family, but now she felt that she was inexplicably excluded.

"When you return to Rhodes Island, you can tell me all the bad things you did in Ursus during the year. I'll let you go now."

........

Mikey reluctantly sent Sonia away and gave her an offer from Rhode Island. Then, Lavinia handcuffed Mikey and led him, and the three of them went to the city gate to meet Ace and Scout. Convergence.

"Did that old man let you go?!"

Mikey asked, looking at the two elite operators who also suffered minor injuries.

"Doctor, the old man you are talking about is the famous Hippogriff General, Herague."

Ace wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said.

"I know."

Mikey answered immediately.

Did you know that you still messed with him? !

ace mentally complained.

"We showed our origins, and General Hera let us go for Kelsi's sake, and hoped to visit her another day...Doctor, you still haven't changed at all."

Through his sunglasses, Scout took a deep look at Mikey. In his eyes, Mikey was still the same evil spirit who treated operators like chess pieces and could be discarded at any time.

"I haven't changed? Are you referring to the fact that I put a lot of tomato sauce in the borscht when we ate at night? I just personally prefer jam. By the way, are tomatoes a fruit?"

Mikey scratched his head and replied.

scout: "......."

ace: "......."

Seeing Mikey's unruly look, Lavinia hit him on the head hard, and the latter let out a wail.

"Okay, I believe the doctor must have made his own judgment at the time. Now that the task is completed, let's send the doctor back first."

........

They arrived at Rhode Island the next morning. To Mikey's surprise, the Rhode Island was parked in Ursus. As soon as they entered Class A, they found that the operators were neatly divided into two groups to greet them. Own.

"Good morning everyone, we have brought the doctor back!"

Amiya smiled and greeted everyone. The operators looked at the new leader and whispered.

Mikey glanced around and saw that there were many acquaintances in the crowd, including the Knight, who always looked serious and upright. Next to her was the expressionless Shining, and floating in the air not far away, with a curious and friendly look on his face. Angelina looked at herself, and Instructor Dubin straightened up and led the preparation team to report to her.

Kelsey is not here, probably still busy in the operating room. .

"Good morning, everyone, I believe that many operators here think of me, especially those old operators who used to be at the Tower of Babel. I am very satisfied with your loyalty.

Of course, there are many new Rhode Island operators who have heard of my name. I would like to extend my strong welcome to you. Maybe our bond is not full now, but one day it will be full. "

Mikey greeted the operators with a smile, and Lavinia breathed a sigh of relief. She was afraid that Mikey would do something big again.

"But I'll put the ugly words first. After I come back, Rhode Island will have the biggest ironclad rule."

Mikey's tone was serious, and his sharp eyes swept over the faces of every operator present. They swallowed and pretended to be attentive. It seemed that this new leader was not easy to mess with. He looked better than Kyle. Hope is even scarier.

“I don’t care if you are gay, straight, bisexual, pansexual, androphilic, gynophilic, bisexual, androgynous, demisexual, monosexual, or asexual; I don’t care what you have. No partner, no friends.

I only have one sentence, and everyone pricks up their ears

Listen to me, Duo:

When you come to my island, you all must like Dr. Me! ! !White river dolphin is prohibited here! !There is no CP party! ! !You all must be polysexual! ! !Otherwise, prepare to be fired by me! ! "

Chapter 193 Kelsey, want one?

If you don't like the leader, you will be fired.

This requirement in Terra is really... too simple and dispensable, especially for a group of homeless infected people.

After the words fell, the operators looked at each other with strange expressions. The new leader's request seemed a bit strange, and Lavinia and Amiya, who were standing next to Mikey, doubted for a moment whether their ears had heard correctly. .