Terra Hotline, crime simulator

"Don't move... Ino... you stepped on a landmine... Put me down, don't move..."

"Damn it! Damn it! Why is it at this time!! This damn W!!"

Ino gently put down Sasha, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he cursed in a low voice without listening.

This is a loose-launched mine deployed by W to prevent picket raids. As long as the foot is removed, it will, obviously - Boom!

"Sasha has to think of a way. This madman must not be here."

Save us! ! "

"Let's see...my phantom crossbowmen once defused W's mines...but failed..."

Sasha lowered his head and began to check the mines under Ino's feet.

"So, let's get this game started! I'm going to start counting!"

Mikey looked at the two big white birds and lizards staring at him, cheered, and then turned his back.

"one two three......!"

He suddenly turned around. The big white bird (Eno) remained standing motionless, while the lizard man (Sasha) squatted down. After seeing that he was looking at the two of them, the lizard man raised his head, his eyes full of confusion. .

Mikey aimed at his head and pulled the trigger.

Boom-! !

The Lizardmen exploded and turned into a bunch of colorful balloons flying into the air.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you actually acted in front of my eyes. You really don't take me seriously."

clap clap-

The balloon burst, and the red fragments flew to Mikey's shoulder. He smelled a smell of rust and said to Oberly next to him:

"Did you smell anything strange?"

Aubrey shook his head. He took out a cigarette from his pants pocket and lit it, then took a puff. Suddenly, the smell of smoke floated into Mikey's nostrils, and his eyes became scarleter. The smell of smoke dissipated all the The strange smell, Zhutou said:

"Richard, the balloons at this amusement park are really fucking inferior. Let's go play whack-a-mole later!"

"sounds good!"

Mikey turned back and continued counting.

The big white bird let out a fierce cry at this time. It flapped its wings, but its feet did not move anyway.

"one two three......!"

Mikey turned around and saw the big white bird flying towards him with a strange cry, as if it wanted to peck him, but as soon as it took a step, it turned into fireworks and balloons.

"Wow! I got these balloons as gifts too!!"

Mikey happily held a blood-red balloon and continued to visit his amusement park.

Chapter 213 Smashing the Mole

Why were regular Ursus troops dispatched this time instead of pickets? !

Moreover, they were dispatched in an organized and premeditated manner. I wonder if Big Daddy and his shield guards can evacuate safely. Who did we provoke?

They killed all my men and we were just a bunch of infected!Why do they do this!

Misha, my sister...I will definitely find you!

"He's there! Don't let him escape! The inner guard said that no one wearing a mask can be spared!"

Shattered Bones, who was fleeing at high speed in the snow, was forced into a frozen lake by Ursus airborne troops. Shattered Bones turned back and glanced at the warlocks who were getting closer and closer. He saw the purple magic balls in their hands shining brightly.

was cornered.

He gritted his teeth, took out his weapon, a hanging howitzer with an ice breaker, and aimed a shot at the ice, blasting a spider web-like crack on the ice and exposing several ice holes. He chose one of them to jump. Go down.

Shattered Bones hid under the icy lake surface, enduring the biting cold. After a while, he heard noisy footsteps on the shore.

"Did any of you see the guy in the gas mask?"

"It seems he jumped!"

"*Usus expletive* He will definitely come up! Wait for him!"

Shattered Bones held his breath. He kept thinking about his sister Misha's face. After 5 minutes, he felt difficulty breathing. He popped his head out from under the ice. His pursuers had left.

Just as he was gathering strength and preparing to climb out of the ice, an ecstatic voice came from above his head:

"After searching for so long, I finally found the whack-a-mole machine! Wuhu!"

.......

"So, what are you going to use to whack a mole? We don't have a hammer here, no, no, no, Mikey, you can't use me to whack a mole, I'm here to whack Luper!"

Seeing Mikey set his sights on himself, Mr. Crowbar strongly refused, but fortunately, he has many friends. The Walrus (Earl) stood up and said:

"Richard! Don't forget me, do you still remember how we fucked that white-haired bunny-eared girl? With an ice pick!!"

Earl handed the ice ax hanging on his waist to Mikey, who let go of the balloon in his hand, looking eager to try.

"...What a pity. There is only one gopher here. If there were two, I could invite you to play together. Alas, if I had known, I would have called Amiya over. Didn't she keep mumbling about going swimming? Paradise? And Lavinia...I kind of miss the time when I played with her on the Ferris wheel in Syracuse."

"It's okay Richard, we can bring some gifts for the beast-eared girls."

Jack (Snake) appeared behind him, he patted his shoulder, pointed into the distance and said:

"Hey, Richard, let's go roping together later!"

[Jack (Snake) Mask Ability: Any object thrown can easily kill the target. ]

.......

The cold brought by everything in front of me was even more biting than the lake water. The broken bones were propped up on the ice half a meter deep with their hands. There were several such "islands" floating on the surrounding lake, and the one covered in blood The man was standing on one of the floats

Island, holding a sharp ice ax in hand.

This is not the key, the key is that he is also holding a human head balloon in his hand, which is connected by the head and spine.

Shattered Bones recognized it. It was Mephisto's head. Seeing him with a look of horror on his face, it was hard to imagine what he had gone through.

He had no time to think about how others would die, because Mikey had already raised the ice ax high towards him.

.........

"I really rarely hit a gopher with an ice pick because I'm afraid the sharp pick will gouge the gopher's head and spread it all over the floor like peanut butter."

Mikey hit the gopher on the head with good control, and with a loud bang, the gopher wearing a gas mask was hit so hard that stars appeared in his eyes, and he immediately got back into the hole.

It took a while before he emerged again, wet all over and breathing heavily.

"Ha, this mechanical gopher is really lifelike."

Mikey exclaimed.

"After all, we paid for the tickets."

Mikey continued to swing the ice pick at him. This time, the gopher dodged and dived back into the hole, not showing up for a while.

"Strange, is this gopher machine broken? Can I get a refund? Where is the staff?! Where is the staff?!"

Mikey muttered loudly, and soon, a man wearing a bat hood came over. Nigel bowed to Mikey and said:

"Sorry sir, let me see what's going on with this gopher."

The bat stuck his head into the hole, then withdrew again, and said:

"This gopher misses his sister. After all, it turns out that this gopher machine has two gophers. However, I have comforted him."

As soon as he finished speaking, the gopher popped out of the hole again, this time much faster than before, and Mikey began to have a great time:

"Okay, okay! Faster! Faster! This is whack-a-mole!"

.......

"Damn it! Why do I suddenly lose my bearings! No, I'm going to die here!"

Broken Bones, who was attacked by Mikey for the first time and dived back into the water, wanted to swim away, but unexpectedly, Mikey put his head into the water. He looked back and saw this guy's mask in the water, and wanted to stay away from him. But I had to get close. I wanted to dive, but I had to go up.

The more Broken Bones tries to get away from Mikey, the closer he gets.

And every time he came out of the water, the ice pick would land on his head.

Each time, the time interval between the broken bones diving back to the surface became longer, until finally, he felt that his skull was cracked, the cold lake water poured into his brain, and his vision became dark.

"Misha..."

He muttered to himself, and eventually the lake gradually turned red and his body floated on the surface.

.........

"...It's not fun, it's not fun at all. Who owns this amusement park? There's only one gopher in the gopher machine!"

Seeing the gopher crawling at the entrance of the hole as if it was dead, Mikey looked unhappy.

"Integrate the amusement park. The name is Talluela. What should we play next?"

Rick (Fox) stood up at this time and said: "Richard, how about we go play shooting balloons! My marksmanship is very accurate!"

But Jack (the snake) retorted:

"Richard, don't play such a violent game anymore. Let's go play ring-hooking. I heard that even if you don't hit the ring, there will be popcorn as a prize!"

Tallulah...Integrated Movement...?

Damn...I always feel like something is wrong.

Mikey frowned, lit up a stone powder cigarette, took a long puff and said:

"Aha! It's really strange. Why isn't there free Ursus Darieba? I have to ask Black Snake to send me some vodka to compensate me."

Chapter 114 Which version of the story do you want to hear? (end of volume))

"Punch hard, Mikey, we will definitely get the highest score this time!"

After going around in the playground, Mikey finally came to the boxing ergometer. Looking at the black sandbag as big as a balloon, Mikey got into a boxing stance.

Tony (Tiger) patted him on the shoulder from behind and gave him a thumbs up to encourage him.

Bang-!

The sandbag seemed to have been hit by a large-caliber firearm bullet. The speed displayed on the tester soared until it reached a full score of 2000.

"Wuhu! Let us cheer for Mikey together!"

"Mikey! Mikey! Mikey!"

Tony, Aubrey, Rick, Jack, and Rasmus appeared behind him. Mikey couldn't see the expressions behind the animal masks. They must be proud of themselves.

He wanted to smoke a cigarette, but there were no Originium cigarettes in his pocket. Suddenly, he felt pain in his right fist, as if what he had just hit was not a soft leather sandbag, but a hard stone.

A gust of cold wind blew, the cheering sounds behind him gradually faded away, and the scene in front of Mikey gradually became clearer.

"How could this happen...? God, so many people died...?"

Mikey looked around him as if he had just woken up from a dream. The abyss-like country polluted everything he looked at, and the mangled corpses of the inner guards were everywhere.

There is blood, already in the snow

The coagulated blood in them was seeped out from the bodies of the Patriot shield guards. Whether they were shield guards or internal guards, they all died miserably, as if they had been violently torn apart by something.

And in front of him was the kneeling patriot. Even if Bodrokas was kneeling, he was still a head taller than Mikey. At this moment, Wendigo stared at him with his red pupils that were about to bleed. Mikey, half of his exposed skull had been cracked.

Mikey's fist was still dripping with blood, with fragments of Originium crystal stuck on it.

"Reincarnation... You, finally, woke up... Look what you... did..."

The Wendigo uttered these words in a hoarse voice.

"This is the ugliest Christmas reindeer I've ever seen..."

Mikey muttered, and then he passed out.

........

abyss.

When Mikey woke up again, he was already sitting at the old conference table. Unlike the last time when the lights were bright, this time it was very dark, and the only light source was the flickering light bulb above his head.

He sat there, motionless, his eyes scanning the shadow corners, waiting for his past self to answer him.

But no one answered him.