Terra Hotline, crime simulator

"Just because we shaved her hair off?! This is so stingy!"

"Where's Wei Yanwu?! What does Wei Yanwu think?!"

"Who the hell cares about this?! Let's set a fire! Let's break the rules and burn everything!"

"There's a lost little purple bunny! Beast Ears! We love Beast Ears! Let's get her in the car! Join the Joker's carnival!"

"Oh~~This little mouse who wants to leave the dragon gate seems to be confused and seems to be crazy! How about we put a smile on her face??"

"Why is she crazy?!"

"Because the big rat was killed by us!"

"Why do we have to kill the big rat?!"

"Because he's crazy too!!"

"Why is the big mouse crazy too?!"

"Because as soon as he saw us trying to make the little mouse smile, he went crazy and wanted to attack us!"

"Let's keep going! The party never stops!"

Mikey and the clown had a great time at Gantry, no less than the last time he visited the amusement park in Ursus. Mr. Crowbar and the others might be fake, but the clown might be real.

Finally, the clown chariot stopped in front of the bar on Sunset End Avenue. The car was already full of passengers. Lin Yuxia, who was lying in the back row shivering with her eyes dazed, hugging herself tightly. A snow pheasant, a Xiao tied to the front of the car as a mascot.

"I like you, but I'm going to kill you."

The clown said this to Mikey when he walked into the bar.

"Two clowns walked into the bar."

Mikey took out a dagger and cut his finger, and used the blood to paint a smile on his face.

"But only one comes out."

The clown pulled out a club with spikes on it.

"I like this plot."

Mikey pulled out Mr. Crowbar.

There is no one in the Emperor's bar anymore. Everything is in a mess. Penguin Logistics has gone to nowhere. This will be a battlefield for two people.

"To be honest, I want to play with you for a while longer, but there is no way. The linkage plot can only have three chapters."

Mikey said with some regret.

"Hey! I haven't used the idea of ​​breaking the fourth wall yet, and you stole my thunder!"

The clown said excitedly, and then the crowbar and the bat collided for an instant.

.........

When Mikey walked out of the bar covered in blood, he found that the street outside was no longer the same as when he came. He was standing in the same room where he was looking for laughter.

Everything in the room was intact, old and covered with dust, as if the damage I had done to it had never happened, and everything was just a dream.

Mikey picked up a pair of trump cards from the table, blew the dust off them, and stuffed them into his coat as a souvenir.

He checked the time and saw that only 3 minutes had passed. It was time to leave. Amiya and Huang were still waiting for him.

[I feel like you've changed, Mikey. ]

"Well, I left the remaining madness in my reincarnation there. From now on, I want to be a normal and good person."

he said confidently.

...........

Chapter 233 Mikey suffers from depression

"Sorry, Amiya, Huang, I kept you waiting for so long, okay, ignore the blood on my mouth and the suspicious green liquid on my body, and don't touch it unless you want to laugh all day long. "

When Mikey appeared next to Amiya and Huang again, both of them could feel a change in his temperament.

Amiya couldn't explain why, but she always felt that Mikey was smiling when he spoke, maybe because Mikey covered his face with a hood.

"Doctor, what did you do just now?"

Amiya asked.

"I'm a good person. Of course I do good things. I help the old lady cross the road and help the little girl in the slums find her Puxi. Oh no, cats or something like that. Come on, touch the head and increase your favorability."

Mikey touched Amiya's head gently, and then touched Huang's head who was confused. Amiya raised her head and looked at him suspiciously:

"Really? Doctor, please leave

I've been looking at you for three minutes and I already assumed you were going to do something stupid. In terms of your mental state, I thought you just fell in love with a woman and took her ether and tape to tie her back to Rhode Island as a souvenir. . "

"Amiya, I'm going to kill you. Also, isn't this the meaning of Rhode Island's existence?"

The smile on Mikey's face disappeared instantly. He lifted the rabbit ears on Amiya's head. Amiya screamed in pain, then let go the next second, and said to himself:

"Okay, okay, calm down, Mikey. You are the good guy Mikey now, not the evil Mikey before. You have to take your time in everything."

"Doctor, if your schizophrenia is severe and you fantasize about non-existent friends, Dr. Kelsey has some drugs that can treat mental illness, or you can knock yourself unconscious and lie in a sarcophagus, or you can simply Just put the muzzle of the gun in your mouth."

"Amiya, why did your mouth become so poisonous? Who did you learn it from? W?"

"I'm just stating the truth."

"I changed my mind. I'm still going to kill you. I'm going to eat spicy rabbit heads tonight."

"Okay, you two, stop arguing, doctor, Amiya, let's get on the road quickly, Mr. Governor Wei is still waiting for us."

Huang couldn't help but interrupt the conversation between the two.

............

The person responsible for receiving the doctor and his party was Chen Huijie and the others from the Guards Bureau.

"Superintendent Chen, we meet again."

"Good morning, Miss Amiya."

After greeting her warmly, Chen Huijie gave Amiya a hug, and Mikey asked unfair questions.

"Hey, Chen Huijie, this isn't fair. You always give Amiya a hug when you greet her. Why don't you give Dr. Ben a hug?"

Chen Huijie looked at him coldly:

"Go away... uh, I mean, forget it, I don't want to say polite words to a scum like you, please stay three meters away from me."

"Oh, your words are so cruel, Chen."

Mikey frowned, and Amiya next to him coughed:

"Superintendent Chen, Mikey is our doctor from Rhode Island. This time he came to meet with Governor Wei to trade the rights to use the Anti-Origin Stone generator, and he was the one who brought the Anti-Origin Stone generator. "

After the words fell, Chen Huijie, Shi Huaiya, and Xing Xiong looked at each other in astonishment, because they could not imagine that this man who had committed such a heinous crime could be the savior of all patients with ore disease.

While the other party was in shock, Mai Qi put his hand on Chen Huijie's shoulder:

"The thing I regret most in my life is not having a good relationship with you. You are my operators. I failed to do my duty as a doctor... I know you all hate me... .Woo woo woo...”

At the end of the sentence, Mikey lay directly on Chen's shoulder and sobbed:

"I'm really a failed protagonist. Those popular characters, Penguin Logistics, Nian Ling Xi, Rhine Life, they all don't welcome me, I mess up everything every time...I also often let down those People who love me."

"Well, if Doctor wants to cry, let's go home and cry. It's really embarrassing for you to cry here!"

Amiya couldn't help but pull the corner of Mikey's clothes and whispered.

"I'm just reflecting on myself. Chen Huijie, can you give this poor guy a hug?"

Mikey twitched his nose and said to Chen Huijie. The latter didn't know what to do or what he was talking about for a while, so he had to take out a hand and pat his back, and then hugged him awkwardly. .

"Actually, I have always suffered from depression. Hugs are the best medicine. Guys, let us celebrate that nothing has happened recently. Longmen is as peaceful as before."

Mikey wiped his nose and tears on Chen Huijie's police uniform, let go of Chen Huijie, and returned to a happy smile on his face, but Chen Huijie's face turned green.

"A few days ago it was my grandfather's funeral..."

Shi Huaiya reminded him somewhat unpleasantly that although Mikey admitted his mistake very politely, she still felt a little unhappy about Mikey.

Mikey turned to Shi Huaiya and said sincerely:

"Look, I just said nothing happened, little tiger, I'm sorry last time I wore a rocket pack and flew at your dead grandfather's funeral, I hope you don't take it to heart, and if you have any objections, don't I speak out, as I said before, I have depression.”

"You have a fucking depression! *Dragon Men swear* You..."

"Okay, Miss, don't talk to this kind of person, let's give him some time..."

Even though Xing Xiong stopped Shi Huaiya, Mikey said to Xing Xiong again:

"Thank you for your understanding, Ms. Green Haired Unicorn, you stand up like a double door refrigerator, you remind me of a pack animal I once had...well, you should understand Am I complimenting you?"

"Come up quickly! Doctor!"

Huang couldn't stand it anymore. If this continues, sooner or later the doctor will provoke everyone in the Guards Bureau.

"I haven't said hello to your Director Nine yet. By the way, is she still in Longmen? Has she gone to Victoria?"

Mikey still had many questions, but Amiya and Huang directly held Mikey and pulled him into the teleportation

ladder.

"Governor Wei is inside, doctor. Remember what Dr. Kelsey told you. Just go through the motions. Dr. Kelsey has already discussed those important matters with him."

After pushing the doctor to Wei Yanwu's office, Amiya and Huang couldn't help but wipe the sweat from their foreheads.

"It seems that letting the doctor represent Rhode Island in diplomacy is a wrong choice, Amiya."

Huang said helplessly.

"The doctor is crazy. This is not his fault alone, but I think one day he will get better after coming into contact with all kinds of people."

Before Amiya finished speaking, the sound of two elephant hunting shots came from the office, followed by Mikey's scream:

"Damn furry!! Did you kill Governor Wei?!"

Then came Wei Yanwu’s scream:

"...Ah!!...I am Wei Yanwu!!"

"...Sorry, I have depression."

Chapter 234 Change and Unchanging

"I'm sorry, Governor Wei, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry I couldn't give you a good time...I mean, I didn't mean it, again."

Mikey apologized to Wei Yanwu with some regret.

"I understand, I understand, Doctor... from Rhode Island, these are just minor injuries, haha."

Wei Yanwu rubbed his arm that had just been injured by a hunting elephant and said through gritted teeth.

"Oh, actually, I was also a Yanguo person once, and I also had a dragon named McDull. Well, in general, this is all your fault. You should write your name on the sign and hang it on your On your neck, so I won’t accidentally hurt you.”

It has to be said that the physical fitness and reaction ability of the Terran people are really incredible, let alone a top Furui like Wei Yanwu. The elephant hunting bullet scratched his fur, leaving a wisp of blood and a scar.

"I understand, I understand, it's all my fault."

Wei Yanwu just obeyed him. After all, Maiqi was a heavyweight in the Dragon Gate. Looking at the entire Terra, he was also quite explosive. The name of the Reincarnator could not be said to be very pleasant, but it was definitely considered to be hated by people and dogs.

If possible, Wei Yanwu would never want to deal with him, but the combined titles of the other party would allow the entire Terran kingdoms to form a team to create a world-class dungeon to defeat him. The Terranomics Crime Master and Dragon Gate Destroyer alone , Furui and the Furui-controlled killer had to be taken seriously by Wei Yanwu.

The content of the conversation between Mai Qi and Wei Yanwu was nothing more than some issues regarding the long-term strategic cooperation between Rhode Island and Longmen on the treatment of Originium Disease.

Of course, to be precise, it was Wei Yanwu who said that Mikey was listening, or in other words, he fell asleep again.

"...Mr. Maiqi, there is so much to talk about. Is there anything you are dissatisfied with Longmen recently?"

Mikey opened his eyes drowsily, and Wei Yanwu had a pipe in his mouth and smoked, with a flattering tone in his tone.

One year, maybe two years ago, Wei Yanwu was still sure that he could control the Samsara, but the cost was heavy losses for the Longmen side and the end of the Yan Kingdom.

But things are different now. When the Black Emperor destroyed Ursus and the Yan Kingdom, it was almost at the same time, and it only took less than three days. The omnipotent Kelsi used that memory to ruthlessly destroy He beat Wei Yanwu.

Thanks to Old Lynx for your silent efforts behind Mikey’s back.

Wei Yanwu now only feels that he is walking on thin ice, and Mikey is like a powder keg. If he is not careful, the entire Longmen will be blown up again.

"Uh... Chen Huijie didn't say hello to me when I first came here and was very rude to me. Is this how you teach your niece?"

Mikey narrowed his eyes and asked in a bad tone.