Terra Hotline, crime simulator

"She just has a cold. She probably caught a cold while kicking the quilt last night. Blah blah blah... give her the cheapest number. If that doesn't work, use what your rogue hospital is best at, organ trading. Live smuggling and the like, in short, I leave this furry to you, goodbye!"

After that, Mikey quickly fled the hospital, leaving behind a confused nurse and a group of stunned Originium patients.

........

"The first good thing I did today was to help the wild animals who have been injured.

Furry, system, can you help me remember how many merit points I can earn in Longmen?Next time, I want to hear a 'ding' in my head and then be prompted to add three to my merit. "

Mikey hummed a pleasant tune while wandering around Longmenxia City and talking to the system.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for finding the way to survive in the ninth life, which is to be a heartless freshman. Maybe I will change the name to the "nascent system" in the future. ]

"...Why are your qualities so poor? What turned you into this? Are you furry?"

[You stupid*!I really can’t imagine what Mai Yi, who was once in the ups and downs of Terra, would feel when she sees her current ninth reincarnation! ]

"Aha, why are you yelling so loudly? Wait, what is that in front of you, a candy store?! I should go get some candy to reward myself! Hang up."

Oh, the system in this rebellious stage really needs training, but Mikey was in a good mood today and didn't want to argue with her anymore. After hanging up the phone, Mikey rushed into the Rat King's candy store like a gust of wind.

When you step into the store, a sweet aroma hits your nostrils, making people salivate. There are all kinds of candies displayed in the store, and the colorful candy jars are arranged neatly, which makes people dazzled.There are candies in pink, blue, yellow and other colors.

The boss was a kind old man wearing a white fur coat. He put down the tea and newspapers in his hands and stared at the young man with a smile, who looked like a child and looked at the candy with his eyes shining.

"Haha, young man, welcome to my candy store. I believe the candies here will definitely satisfy you."

The Rat King had a kind smile on his face, and he could tell that Mikey was really interested in the candy.

"The money I have... is not enough. Can I try it? Please!"

Mikey's eyes were filled with longing as he begged the Rat King.

"Of course, you can try whatever you want, except for those..."

Before the Rat King finished speaking, Mikey opened a can of chocolate, then quickly peeled it open and stuffed it into his mouth.

The charitable smile on the Mouse King's face froze, and he was too embarrassed to say "Except for those unopened candy gift boxes and cans".

"Grandpa, you are such a good person, just like me. Well, there are toffee hazelnut candies imported from Victoria?! And coffee candies from Colombia!? Chili candies from Ursus?! Three hundred gantry coins a piece A jar of tea sugar?!”

Mikey's eyes were fixed on those expensive gift boxes of candies, and his hands were not idle. Under the Rat King's horrified gaze, he quickly opened them one by one, then took apart one of each and stuffed it into his mouth, just like eating a buffet. That way.

By the time the Rat King reacted, the ground was already covered with icing.

"Wait a minute, young man, you are too arrogant..."

The Rat King's eyelids twitched a few times. He had never seen such a shameless young man.

"Thank you, grandpa, hiccup~~ I'm full. If you eat sweets, it will be bad for your teeth. Goodbye!"

When Mikey left, he put a handful of assorted candies in his pocket.

"Dad, I'm back."

By coincidence, Lin Yuxia also walked in at this time, and she met Mikey. Then under Lin Yuxia's shocked eyes, Mikey grabbed the hem of her skirt and wiped the candy crumbs from her mouth.

"I originally wanted to wipe my mouth with the curtain, but grandpa, your curtain is too dirty. Oh, madam, thank you for the hospitality."

Chapter 1 The correct method of use for young girls

Mikey wiped his mouth very slowly and gracefully, like a Victorian gentleman after tasting a luxurious meal, which was indeed the case. After all, the cruel Sir Daryl was a victorian yellow flag before he became cruel.

In Lin Yuxia's eyes, the other party's movements were very smooth and skillful. By the time she reacted, Mikey had already stepped out of the candy store with one foot.

"Wait! Stop! Dad! Who is this guy?!"

She was wearing a black knee-length skirt today. When Mikey used his right hand to pass between her legs, he also wiped her black stockings. Lin Yuxia, who had a pale face, felt that she was being watched on the spot. Empty.

"What, you're not convinced?!"

Mikey turned around and gave her a ferocious look.Skirt six "玖④⑨三'⑥一③五

"you you you....."

Lin Yuxia's face turned from pale to green, and finally turned red and warm. Finally, a crystal clear glass sword appeared in her hand, and she said in a deep voice

"No matter who you are, what you are doing now has crossed the line. Give me a reason to let you go, otherwise..."

"Ahem, young man, as the saying goes, nothing can be done without rules. What you did really violated the rules of Longmen."

If Mikey's previous behavior was just plain shameless in the eyes of the Rat King, what he did just now was pure provocation.

The air seemed to freeze, and the sound of wind and sand echoed all around. Mikey turned around and shrugged and answered.

"Okay, sorry, my bad, I will greet you in advance next time."

"Do you want to listen to what you are saying... Is it too late to beg for mercy now?"

As soon as Lin Yuxia finished speaking, the glass sword in her hand streaked through the surrounding shadows like a shooting star. A white light flashed, trying to give Mikey a little

The small dragon gate was shocked, but it stopped three centimeters away from the opponent's front door.

Looking at Mikey's lazy but calm eyes, she suddenly realized that if she stabbed him, something bad might happen, those memories that were forgotten and burned by the scorching sun.

Her hand holding the sword was not as steady as before, it was trembling slightly, her pupils were infinitely dilated, her breathing became rapid, huge mushroom clouds, dazzling lights, loud tinnitus, and some doomsday scenes flashed in front of her.

"Yuxia, please step aside first. It seems that our Longmen has underestimated this young man and is not treating guests well..."

The Rat King was also keenly aware that something was wrong with the problem. He felt a faint sense of crisis lingering in his heart, which he had not experienced in many years.

The sound of wind and sand in the alley became louder and louder. The Rat King squinted his eyes, and a seemingly thin but actually indestructible shield of fine sand enveloped him.

Lin Yuxia took the opportunity to take a step away from Mikey. Different from his father's Origin Stone skills, she held the sword in her backhand and stood it upright behind her, with crystal-like glazed walls emerging around her.

"Haha, it seems that things can no longer be hidden at this point, so maybe you should get to know me again..."

Seeing the father and daughter looking like they were facing a formidable enemy, Mikey lowered his head and looked at them with squinted eyes. He made a gurgling sound in his throat and at the same time slowly stretched his hand towards the shoulder bag he carried.

As Mikey slowly pulled out the mask from the bag, the atmosphere at the scene dropped to freezing point.

"Da da——! I am Terra Sunshine Rainbow Pony, and you are Nene Nene, Nene Nene Nene~~"

Mikey was not stupid enough to take out Daryl's mask and immediately became a five-star wanted criminal in Longmen. They may have recalled something, and the next thing they remembered was that a nuclear explosion in Longmen was inevitable, but at least not now.

Putting the white unicorn mask on his head, Mikey danced excitedly and sang happy songs. The Mouse King and Lin Yuxia across from him suddenly had their brains shut down, and all the previous sense of crisis suddenly disappeared. Without a trace.

"Dad...is he some mental patient who escaped from a mental hospital?"

"...Well, it's possible. Maybe this will explain what he did. Later you can ask Inspector Chen to find out if any patients have escaped from Longmen Mental Hospital."

Just when the Rat King and Lin Yuxia looked at each other, and finally came to the conclusion that Mikey was a mental patient, a large number of 11-year-old lolita gathered nearby at some point, including Feilin and Pelo. Look at their clothes. , should be nearby residents.

Where did these young girls come from?Why are they here?Why didn't I find it?

"Big Brother~~"

While the Rat King and Lin Yuxia were deep in thought about this issue, a little film girl's eyes flashed with hope and she slowly approached Mikey who was dancing awkwardly.

Then he grabbed him by the collar.

“Wuhu—take off!”

Then Mikey regarded the little film girl as a baseball and threw it at Lin Yuxia.

"Danger!"

Fortunately, Lin Yuxia had quick eyes and quick hands, and she was able to catch this poor little guy.

But it wasn't over yet. Mikey grabbed another little girl from Perlo and threw her at the Rat King like a cannonball. Any young girl that came close to him became his throwing objects.

"I'm the butter pitcher! Haha!"

The Rat King and Lin Yuxia had no choice but to use their hands to catch the young girls who were thrown away. After they rescued the young girls, they would automatically return to Mikey and become the latter's "ammunition" again.

Mikey and the girls had a great time playing

"That's enough! It's time to end this farce!"

With his old age, the Rat King's physical fitness could no longer keep up, and his beard was already trembling with anger. When he wanted to give Mikey some color, he saw the mask on the other person's face change slightly. The next second, Mikey disappeared.Monthly fee (group 69:493) 6135

The eyes of those young girls also regained clarity, and they began to think about why they were here.

"Yuxia, please notify the major gangs to check this guy's background. I feel that he is not just a psychopath."

The Rat King stared at the place where Mikey disappeared and said to Lin Yuxia next to him.

......

"Well, you played with the little girl in the slums, helped the weird old man exercise, and did two more good things. Wow, Mikey, you are really good."

At this moment, Mikey was far away from the Rat King's candy store. He was walking with a sense of satisfaction on a street in the lower city where there were few people, talking to himself. Among the merchants on both sides of the street, some pairs of eyes were staring at him. Looking at himself with good intentions.

"Hahaha! Come on, you're just a little closer to killing me!"

"I think highly of you. A bunch of losers who couldn't survive in Syracuse are still a bunch of losers in Longmen..."

A familiar and extremely arrogant voice came from the end of the street. Mikey stopped, the smile on his face disappeared without a trace, turned around and walked back.

[how?What are you running for?After doing so many good things, why not help Lapland clean up the "garbage"? ]

Chapter 121: Fear of Beast-Eared Mothers

"I don't want to be with that crazy white-haired girl

Let’s explore the philosophical theories of Syracuse!

What kind of boring family system, what kind of old-fashioned Gray Hall laws, or what kind of old-fashioned legal reforms, I don't care at all now! "

Mikey may be innocent and kind, but he is not a fool. The shock that Richard I caused to Lapland, who was still the eldest daughter of the Saluzzo family, was no less than that of Lafayette in the Qing Dynasty when he saw the trains and automobiles of the Western powers. wheel.

If Lapland saw him here, he would probably get entangled with her again and play some life-and-death games that Mikey didn't want to play.

As for why Lapland appeared here, he had already guessed something.

According to Lavinia's letter, the city of New Volsini is developing steadily and for the better. Lapland and Texas, who once regarded their hometown as a quagmire that trapped them, wanted to escape from there. Don't dwell on the past.

However, any new changes will face new challenges. The huge waves set off by Mike Richard have been suppressed, but the ambitions of various families are beginning to stir, and the balance of Syracuse begins to decline. , and the games played by the wolf masters also surfaced.

But those things will happen after a long time, and Mikey doesn't care much. Of course, if Lavinia needs his help then, he will definitely take action.

So Texas returned to Longmen, stayed with Penguin Logistics, and returned to daily life, and Lapland?The bloody masterpieces and tragedies she caused with Richard's fans in Syracuse destined her to be liquidated in an orderly manner after she disappeared.

I guess coming to Longmen with Texas is partly to avoid the limelight, and partly because I want to see what the ideal life that Texas cares about most is like.

[She is a beast-eared girl!Don't you like the beast-eared girl the most? ]

The second message sent by the system made Mikey stop again. He stared at the screen of his phone and couldn't help but think about this issue.

Yes, haven't I always liked the beast-eared girl the most?But now, seeing the trouble in Lapland, I want to run away. Why on earth is this happening?

Is it because the second version of me has had enough of playing with women, or is it...

Thinking of this, Mikey couldn't help but turn his eyes to the thorn ring on the ring finger of his left hand.

"Damn it, I suspect there must be a listening device on this ring, haha, a woman's conspiracy..."

On the other side of the street, the battle had come to an end. Lapland shook the blood on the sword blade, looked at the gang members on the ground who kept wailing, and said with a crooked corner of his mouth:

"You should be grateful for the rules of Longmen. Here you can abandon the so-called family dignity as much as you want and continue to live without worrying about being made into a mille-feuille at night."

Since Ms. Sicily compromised with Mr. Mackey, some small families have noticed that the recent rhythm of Syracuse is developing in a direction that is not conducive to the family, so they have extended their influence to cities in other countries.

.........

Lapland shook her ears. Inexplicably, she felt a little bored. Although the recent conflicts between Penguin Logistics and gangsters have escalated due to matters regarding territory and goods, this kind of fight is still just a small fight in her eyes. Petty level.

The red-haired Sakota even loaded his gun with rubber bullets, but Texas seemed to enjoy this "comfortable" life. Lapland himself wanted to integrate into the life of Penguin Logistics like her, but Every time she attends a Penguin Logistics party, the "party massacres" that happened in the past always come to mind.

She shook her head, discarding all unrealistic thoughts, and looked to the other end of the street, looking past the few telephone poles and passers-by. Her eyes lit up, and she saw a familiar figure from behind.Monthly fee (group 69:493) 6135

Luper wearing a baseball jacket and jeans is a rare sight at Longmen.

"Lapland, it's time to evacuate. We found the robbed goods, eh? Lapland?"

At this moment, Texas and Angel Angel walked out of the building behind them holding a stack of foam boxes. Texas noticed that Lapland was looking into the distance, seemingly stunned.

Then the next second, Lapland rushed out like a white arrow.

"Hey! Where are you going?"

Texas tilted her head. She had never been able to understand Lapland's approach, but the capable angel next to her showed an extremely surprised expression:

"Oh! Texas, look! It's that guy! It's the guy who stole a bunch of etched bullets from me! After I came back because of this incident, I was scolded by the bishop of the Justice Institute. I owe you I kindly treat him to pizza, but no, I have to ask him for an explanation!"

After saying that, the capable angel dropped the goods in his hands, rode on a small donkey next to him and chased after him.

"Richard? Why is he here? Trouble..."