Terra Hotline, crime simulator

Wei Yanwu looked at him with strange eyes, and after making sure he was not joking, he nodded.

"Very well, good night and bye."

"Please stay."

Just when Mikey had achieved his goal and was about to turn around and run away, Wei Yanwu stopped him.

"Is there anything you want to ask me, the reincarnator? Just ask.

, I have more experience and knowledge than that green-haired old lynx. "

[In fact, you are not as long as her. Nine reincarnations may sound very long, but the total is less than 500 years. Kelsey has lived for tens of thousands of years. ]

"........."

When the system said this, Mikey fell silent.

"Others' life experiences are of no use to me. Young man, in my eyes, your soul has been tortured by the roulette wheel of memory obsession, leaving you with nothing but madness and foolishness."

Wei Yanwu shook his head and continued:

"If you don't cause trouble, everything will be easy to talk about. I just hope that you take off the mask on your face. I don't want to see Longmen fall into panic again."

"Okay, okay, no problem."

Mikey replied perfunctorily.

Chapter 128 Needs a front row seat

In the past few days, Mikey and Longmen have reached a delicate balance. Although on the surface, the Guards Bureau still has a bounty on him, but at least secretly, the forces in the shadow of Longmen such as Coi Yi and the Rat King are still there. Will cause trouble for yourself.

After all, Chen Huijie is a cool and righteous girl, while Mikey is an evil scum in the eyes of her and even the entire Guard Bureau.

Therefore, the Guard Bureau is arresting Mikey, but Wei Yanwu turns a blind eye and closes one eye. In his eyes, Daryl probably enjoys this kind of life of an outlaw.

It is probably impossible to become a vigilante and obtain the Good Citizen Medal in a short period of time. If Lao Wei really does this, I am afraid that Chen Huijie will investigate the matter and get to the bottom of it, but the truth is terrible. When the time comes, we will know that Mikey is There will be more and more people in Daryl, and the entire Longmen will fall into the panic caused by the "payday gang".

And panic is contagious, spreading from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred, the memories of the Second World will sweep across the entire Terra from the Dragon Gate like a red tide. The cancer and terrorists that were once on this land will come back again, and that will be for everyone. Something that no national government wants to see.

So Wei Yanwu promised Mai Qi that as long as he did not disclose his identity, everything would be easy to discuss. As for the Good Citizen Medal, it would be issued for him naturally after the previous matters were suppressed.

.........

Today is a sunny day. The charity performance hosted by Siren Records finally started in the open square of Longmen Commercial Street. Originally, Mikey wanted to come with Lavinia, but she had not arrived at Longmen yet. , so this sweet plan was temporarily ruined.

"Damn, where did so many carbon-based mammals come from? I hate so many people, look at those smug furries... They actually grabbed the front row seats!"

Mikey has been very honest these days, at least he thinks so, but judging from the high-intensity patrols of the special inspection, Chen Huijie seems to have some objections to this lawless maniac. She should have seen her beloved After Chi Xiao took it back, there were neat rows of tooth marks left on it.

"Maybe I should do a cleansing of the subhuman race like the fifth Evil, starting with furry..."

Mikey grumbled and put on a giraffe mask. After gaining super vision, he could clearly see what was going on on the stage, but the music coming from it was pitifully small.

He arrived late in disguise, or he was unlucky. The square was already crowded with people, and Mikey was not very tall. All he could see at a glance were the heads and animal ears of various races.

Mikey had no doubt that if the original nuclear bomb had been dropped here, it would have caused greater fear than the one dropped at the Governor's Mansion.

[Ethnic cleansing, do you remember something about the fifth life? ]

"No, I guess. I know myself. In short, there are too many people here. It seems that it is time to put the 'Terra Population Clearance Plan' on the agenda."

Systematic doubts came from the mask, and Mikey answered casually. Then he stood on tiptoes, trying to see clearly the opening performance on the stage.

"They actually reserved a VIP seat for that penguin? How could such a small one occupy such a big seat?!"

[Because the emperor is a celebrity of Siren Records, today is the stewardess's first solo show, and the entire Penguin Logistics has VIP front row seats, oh, except for the bread man who is setting up a street stall to sell fake goods. ]

The system said, Mikey frowned, pushed past the few guys blocking the way, and came to the croissant stall.

"Brother, I can tell at a glance that you are not a local. Would you like some traditional amulets from the Yan Kingdom? Hehe, they are very useful in exorcising evil spirits and epidemics. There is also Miss Kong's signature on it... .”

Croissant happily introduced his goods to him. Mikey glanced down and found that they were all wooden bracelets and pendants. Then he frowned and took out an ID from his arms.

"Set up a street stall in the commercial street? You don't take our Longmen Guards Bureau seriously, do you?"

Croissant's smile froze on her face. She looked at Mikey's police card carefully. She didn't recognize this blond Luper. Could it be that he was new here?

Of course not, it was Mai Qi who forged it, but the stamp was stamped from Wei Yanwu's office. This fake certificate came in handy for the first time.

"It turns out to be Sir... By the way, how is Inspector Chen doing lately?"

Croissant laughed and tried to get close to Mikey.

"Both Sir Chen and Sir Xing have been having a headache recently due to a major case. You know there is an additional case in Longmen recently..."

Mikey followed her

The topic continued.

"A very despicable and cunning guy, sir. I deeply hate this. If you want me to provide any help, just ask. My companions seem to know the guy named Mikey. I can ask them about the guy named Mikey." Information about Mikey’s man.”

When Croissant said this, the corner of Mikey's mouth twitched. Fortunately, he disguised himself. In addition to dyeing his hair into Nisei's classic golden bun, he also dyed his tail into a rainbow color.

"Very good, very good. Then let me take care of your business. I want all these gadgets of yours, no matter how much they cost."

Mikey's eyes glanced in the direction of the stage. It seemed to be quiet for a while. It seemed that the show was about to take place, and he had to leave to grab a good seat.

"Sir, I'll give you a discount. It only costs [-] Longmen coins!"

Croissant's face lit up with joy, and he thought to himself, this new Sir is quite ready to hit the road.

"Oh? Then I will give you two choices. The first one is that I give you fifty and you sell me this pile of gadgets. The second one is that I will confiscate your pile of garbage and charge you 50 yuan garbage disposal fee, choose one.”

"Eh? Eh?!"

Then her smile froze on her face.

...........

In an alley of the commercial street, Mikey threw the wooden talismans of Croissant on the ground and gathered them together to form a small pile of firewood. He glanced at the crowd of fans outside to make sure there would be no one. After the seriously curious guy noticed him, Mikey lit them on fire.

Watching the flames gradually rise, he took out his phone and called the Longmen Fire Department:

"It's on fire! It's on fire! There's a fire alarm here in Longmen Commercial Street. We need a fire truck! The fire is very strong, so we'd better need a large-caliber fire water cannon!"

"Okay sir, please stay calm. We will be there soon to pay attention to the thick fog and fire. If it spreads, please..."

beep—

After hanging up the phone from an annoying squirrel, the system called again.

[Mikey, I have a bad feeling. What are you going to do? ! ]

"I need a front row seat now! No one can stop me from reaching for the stars!"

.........

Chapter 129: Mikey’s Road to Whitewash

"I want to become a Longmen anchor. I need to use live streaming to clear my identity. I want all the good citizens of Longmen to know that I was wrongly accused by the Guards Bureau!

Only in this way can I legitimately receive the Good Citizen Medal. "

Deep in the dark alley, Mikey dug out more plastic garbage from the nearby trash can and threw it into the fire. Looking at the twisted and dancing fire snakes, a cheerful smile appeared on his face.

[Don't worry about your good citizen medal. The fire is getting bigger and bigger. The Longmen Fire Department has arrived. As a qualified arsonist, you should flee the scene immediately. ]

The system reminded in the ear.

There were already spectators around who were attracted by the pungent black smoke. Mikey took out his ID and told them that there was no need to worry. This was just the daily burning of the bodies of criminals by the Longmen Guards Bureau.

But judging from the stunned expressions on their faces, almost no one believed Mikey's lies, but Mikey didn't care about it and took out his cell phone to blend in with the crowd.

In this hellish and miserable land, the gap between the upper and lower limits of people's living standards is surprisingly large. In some places, people can't even solve basic survival problems, and in some places, such as Longmen, the entertainment methods of the citizens here are actually Also included is access to city webcasts.

Switching to a rooster hood, Mikey gave his live broadcast room a nice name: "The Lost Sir's Journey to Dragon Gate".

Then he realized he was missing something.

A selfie stick, it’s really tiring to always hold up your phone.

Kacha-!

At this moment, he heard the sound of a camera pressing the shutter from behind. When he turned around, he found a pink-haired Zaraq girl holding a mobile phone towards him with an apologetic expression.

Oh, and she had exactly the selfie stick she needed.

"Hey, madam, you photographed someone you shouldn't have photographed. I am the police inspector of the Longmen Guards Bureau. I suspect that you are a spy sent by another country. You are finished!"

Mikey gave her a fierce look, although Miss Eureka could not see Mikey's expression hidden under the mask.

"Ah, sorry, sir, I am an anchor. You can call me Anchor U. I am not a spy. I am collecting material for my live broadcast in the evening."

Anchor U is dressed very fashionably, wearing brand-name headphones and a black and pink jacket. Her beautiful pink-blue eyes are full of apologies.

"Your feathered beast hood is really interesting. Officer, can I ask where you bought it from?"

But she misunderstood one thing. Not all Longmen police officers were easy to talk to, especially the latter who was a fake.

"Do you want it? I'll sell it to you in fifty dragon gate coins."

"Really?!"

"False! Now I want to confiscate your selfie stick on charges of obstructing the public affairs of the Longmen Police, peeping into other people's privacy, infringing on other people's portrait rights, and provoking quarrels and provoking troubles!"

Mikey slowly approached her.

Unika's face suddenly turned ugly, and she showed an awkward smile:

"Sir...that's not the case, oh

, By the way, I know Sister Xiong from the Guards Bureau. I once took a photo with her. Maybe we should discuss it? "

Eureka was making a final struggle, but Mikey’s voice raised a higher pitch:

"Just do as I'm told and hand over your selfie stick to me. Otherwise, I'll take off your shoes, take off your black and white stockings, and steal your chewing gum!"

"......what?"

Mikey took a step forward and forcibly held her selfie stick. Eureka was so frightened by her move that she let go and threw the selfie stick. She almost said in a pleading tone:

"Please, sir, I can't even afford to eat lately... I rely on this thing to eat. Give it back to me, otherwise..."

Speaking of this, Eureka mustered up the courage to glare at him unwillingly:

"I'm going to file a complaint against you!"

"...Complain? Who are you going to complain to? Haven't you heard of the term 'officials protect each other'?"

Without any explanation, Mikey grabbed her selfie stick and emptied the bubble gum from her pocket.

........

The concert was still going on, and Mikey had already heard the fire truck siren. After threatening to drive Eureka away, he fixed his cell phone.

Then he realized a problem. His live broadcast room was always open. The act of threatening Eureka had been live broadcast. At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room had seriously flooded the screen.

Door U: Sir, you are a newbie!What did you just do? !Why do you bully my anchor U like this? !

Little U's single commentator: Why didn't Sir take off her socks and shoes? !I'm willing to pay a high price to buy it!

Pure passerby: Jazz did a great job!I have long been disgusted by that anchor. He does a terrible job every day. He posts photos on live broadcasts and asks netizens to comment on this and that. I comment nm. Do you really think that the netizens are the judges of Dragon Gate?

Orange electric fan: Am I stuck?Where is the anchor?Why are there so many people?Is this an empty concert venue?

Exploding Longmen coins: Is the anchor really a police detective?How come I never see you at work?

.........

Mikey took a quick glance and saw that many of the barrages were related to the pink-haired Zalak just now.

This is not okay, this live broadcast is to clear my identity.

"Dear audience friends, as you can see, I am at an empty concert venue. I plan to go to the front row to pick a good seat, and then take a peek under the skirt of the stewardess. If I can't get it, I can only live broadcast it. There was a school shooting in Longmen, haha, just a joke."

Just after saying this, the barrage started again.

asdfj: It’s the stewardess!Anchor, hurry up and get to the front row!I want to see it up close!

User 2871: Why is black smoke coming out from behind the anchor? !Was there a fire?I thought I even heard the fire truck!

Your God’s Selection System: Is the anchor really joking?Why do I feel like you are really coming?Let me remind you, that little pink-haired mouse just now actually went to the police.

Your God's Choice system has been banned by the host.

........

This damn system actually pretended to be bad for him in the barrage. Mikey chewed gum, blew a bubble, kept smiling and continued: