Every day I lay there in a daze until dawn, with a splitting headache and wounds still oozing blood.

I couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep.

[November 2017, 9]

Today, I made an appointment with Tingzi, a friend I grew up with who lives in this city, to go to the river for a drink together.

She, the unlucky one, was also broken up in love, so she was fine.

We sat by the river and watched the stars while drinking cans of beer.

"How should I get revenge on the heartless scumbag?" She looked at me with drunken eyes,

"Getting better?" I thought for a while.

"But I'm already too cute." She smiled, and then cried again.

"But even though he's so nice, he doesn't like me either."

"Then you pretend to be a better person than him, love you so much, and piss him off to death." After much thought, I came up with such a bad idea.

"But no one can be better than him." She cried so loudly.

As if I was the heartless scumbag.

After a while, Tingzai got tired of crying and fell asleep next to me.

The breeze at night is blowing, and the autumn mood is strong.

On such a beautiful night, I was watching the stars and the moon with a man, and I couldn’t explain how I felt.

Not far away, a girl with black hair and straight hair, as gentle as the moon, wearing a JK, sat not far from us.

She looked sad and did nothing and said nothing,

I just sat there without playing with my phone or waiting for anyone.

Just sit.

The alcohol slowly got to my head, and the more I looked at her, the more I felt that this girl with long black hair and straight hair was so beautiful, she looked like she had stepped out of an anime.

If she could be my girlfriend, she would definitely make this blind guy Xiaoying angry to death. I was thinking wildly, but I didn't dare to say hello.

So I took out my phone and quietly took a photo of her, the moonlight, and the sparkling river.

She seemed to notice it and turned her head to look at me.

Even though he didn't drink, his face was redder than mine.

Her beautiful and shy profile at that moment almost made me take my delusion seriously.

After I got home, I looked at her photo over and over again.

Then I deliberately wrote a pure love novel, all the descriptions were about her, and then I pretended to be in love with her every day.

I know Xiaoying will see it early,

So I deliberately slapped the girl, and then posted a friend circle that was only visible to Xiaoying.

"Finally I met a girl who truly loves me, and I will be with you for the rest of my life."

Xiaoying will definitely be pissed off, huh.

[November 2017, 9]

Today I wrote that I live with a long, straight black girl, and I deliberately shared it on my circle of friends. Everyone thought it was my favorite book.

Only Xiaoying can see through it at a glance. The author is myself.

Hehe, I want to piss her off.

[November 2017, 10]

I spent several days in a daze, not knowing how I got here.

I turned on my phone, and no one liked or commented on the book or Moments.

It turns out that Xiaoying has completely given up on me.

[November 2017, 10]

Xiaoying sent me a message. She wanted to come and take a look at my recent life. She had something to tell me.

I panicked all of a sudden. Where could I find a long, black, straight dick to pretend to be my girlfriend?

[November 2017, 10]

Xiaoying knocked on the door, so I had to turn on the water in the bathroom.

If she asked, I would pretend I was going to take a shower, and if she didn't ask, I would pretend someone was taking a shower.

Teacups for two, towels for two, toothbrushes for two, slippers for two, all pretended to be two people living together.

He also deliberately threw an unused box on the bedside so that she could see it.

I must be so angry at Xiaoying.

If you want to get back together, go ahead and eat your shit.

I opened the door, but Xiaoying held up her mobile phone.

"This is the dissatisfied ex-boyfriend I told you about."

I immediately realized that Xiaoying was using me to defraud traffic.

"Quick, quick, look at his current girlfriend."

"It's not like someone is really blind."

"Damn it, it's so bad. Was the host a blind monk in the national server before?"

Xiaoying entered the door and continued to communicate with the barrage.

"Yeah, couple slippers are scheming, but the woman is brand new, so I knew he would do this kind of thing." Xiaoying laughed and joked with the barrage.

"It can't really be that funny."

"Is there such a guy who deceives himself?"

Xiaoying entered the bedroom again,

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I bought a box of these things on purpose. Who are you trying to fool?"

"Hahaha, the anchor has seen through it."

"Cowardly man, let the anchor scold you like this."

"It's funny to think that the anchor has such an ex-boyfriend."

Xiaoying heard the sound of water in the bathroom.

"I guess he wanted to pretend to be his girlfriend and take a shower inside, so that I could quit."

"Anchor, open the door quickly."

"Hahahaha, let's see if there really is such a man."

"It's so funny, host, how did you find such a weird ex-boyfriend?"

I followed Xiaoying blankly,

Xiaoying is really too familiar with me.

If a slipper was placed in the wrong direction, she could guess that it had not been worn.

Xiaoying reached out to open the door.

"That's enough, I give up." I don't want to face this anymore.

"If you leave me, you can't even live a good life. Why do you do these childish things?"

"I..."

"Bah." Xiaoying opened the bathroom door.

At this moment, I really hope that God can give me something, so that a girl with long black hair and straight hair will appear in my bathroom to prove to me that I am not dreaming and that I am really living a good life.

Instead of losing face in front of her and 10,000+ viewers.

"Hee, tell me, what have you done to make you unable to live without me?"

"I just bought the shoes, the toothbrush comes in a set, I opened the water, the long black straight penis...it's me." I really couldn't bear to be embarrassed like this, but I really had no choice.

"Thank you for sending me the headline of the live broadcast, which has been watched by millions of people."

"as long as you are happy."

"Thank you for the gift, brother."

I desperately wish I was just a piece of air.

"Dong dong dong." Suddenly someone knocked on the door.

Maybe the agent came to collect the rent.

Xiaoying rushed to open the door, trying to find out if there was anything embarrassing about me.

As soon as the door opened,

That night, the girl with long black hair and straight penis stood at the door.

"What's wrong, brother, are there any guests today?"

"This is impossible." Xiaoying stayed in place.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Brother, where did you take my slippers?" The long, straight black girl opened the shoe cabinet skillfully.

"Where did you find the actors? I don't believe it!" Xiaoying asked me angrily.

The mobile phone interface of the live broadcast fills the screen,

"Anchor clown."

I stared blankly at the laughing girl with long black hair,

I took off my own shoes and wore the couple slippers I bought.

Just like what I write in my novel every day,

He came over gently, held my hand and said,

"I like my brother the most. Come on and cook for others."

Out of the corner of his eye, he also spotted the box of toys next to the bed.

"It's so embarrassing. How can we just show others the things we use?"

Chapter 4 Girl’s Love

[November 2017, 10]

After Xiaoying was angry and left, the girl's originally smiling face suddenly turned cold.

I lowered my head and didn't dare to express my anger, and I didn't dare to come forward and talk to him.

The girl turned around, opened the door, and changed out of the carefully prepared pair of couple's slippers.

The black silk socks slipped into her little leather shoes, and she knocked gently against the shoe cabinet twice. Everything was so natural.

Until the moment she went out, I didn't dare to confirm whether she was real.

Could it be that I hired the actors myself without even knowing it? !

I looked at her leaving figure, thought quickly, and asked loudly.

"What's your name?" Even if it's just a name.

"Bang." She closed the door and left, as if she had never been there before.

I sat blankly at the door,

Where did she come from?

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