Done!I'm surrounded by yanderes!

"Go home, I don't want to go." I angrily refused this kind offer.

"It's really spiritual. There are always things that people can't handle. Just let the master take a look and it will be fine." My mother cried while driving the car in fear. She had never driven to the mountains.

"..." I looked at my mother's tears and painfully regretted why I was like this.

Is it me? I am really abnormal.

He held his head in pain, but there was nothing he could do.

After a while, my mother's car drove into the mountain forest and drove awkwardly until it reached a small temple.

With great resistance in my heart, my mother and I walked into the ruined temple behind the ancient mountain gate.

There was only a handsome little Taoist priest in the temple, sweeping the floor.

"Is Master Qingwei here?" Mom asked the little Taoist priest politely.

"Master Qingwei went to collect medicine." The little Taoist priest shook his head with a clear voice.

Only then did I realize that she was actually a little girl.

"Then how long will it take to come back? I made an appointment with him to come today." Mom was still very respectful.

"No need, I can come too." The little Taoist priest patted his chest proudly.

"But we are here to burn incense and ask for the blessings of Bodhisattva. It seems that you are not a member of the teaching, little master." My mother still communicated with the little Taoist priest very politely.

"Then wait." The little Taoist priest put down his broom.

After a while, he easily put on a monk's robe and put his hair into a hat.

"Donor, you've been waiting for a long time. Let the poor nun take you in." The little Taoist priest deliberately lowered his voice three times in an artificial way.

"You are obviously the little Taoist priest just now, your hair is exposed." I quickly pulled my mother to prevent her from being deceived by this liar.

"Donor, the three religions here are integrated into one. That's it. Now one bank can handle all the banking services of UnionPay." The little Taoist priest quickly grabbed my hand.

"It seems to make sense, no, it makes sense." I still held my mother's hand and started to leave.

"When you enter a temple, you have to burn incense from the temple." Even so, my mother still saluted devoutly and had no intention of leaving.

"Donor, you are all here." The little Taoist priest quickly clasped his hands together and saluted us.

Mom spoke, and I had no choice but to follow her into the temple extremely unhappy.

Come on, it's the most outrageous spell I've ever heard.

My mother first knelt down and burned incense devoutly, then stood up and introduced my situation to the little Taoist priest.

"My son has always worked hard and is very good, but he has encountered various calamities recently. He has many inner demons. Does the master have any way to resolve calamities?" My mother knelt in front of the Bodhisattva statue, bowed, and explained to the little Taoist priest next to her. .

"How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Are you single? How many apartments do you have at home? How much do you earn per month at work? I look pretty good." The little Taoist priest looked at me.

"Are you here for a fortune teller or a blind date?" I saw that this liar didn't even bother to act.

"At the very least, if you give me money, you should perform a set of tricks or something." I deliberately made her angry.

"We in the Qingwei Sect, ah no, we Buddhists pay attention to cause and effect. The more we understand, the more effective our judgments will be." The little Taoist started talking nonsense seriously.

"Mom, the prayers are over, let's go." I pulled my mother to get up, so as not to be deceived by the liar again.

"Waiting, Master, let me do the math for you." Mom still refused to get up.

"Donor, I think your son's heart ailment really needs to be treated properly. It's best to find a place with beautiful scenery and let him rest for a while." The little Taoist shook his head and began to analyze.

"What you Che Zululu said makes sense." When the little Taoist priest asked me to rest quietly, I was too lazy to talk to her.

"It just so happens that my place is a treasure land of Feng Shui. It is the most suitable place to recuperate for such a person. The room fee is 700 for you a week, plus the 500 for the incense I burned just now. If you are destined to be with me, I will give you a discount of 1000. I will pick you up in a week. He is guaranteed to be alive and well, and the food will be delicious."

I was shocked after hearing this. Are today's liars so blatant?

"Thank you, Master!" My mother seemed to have found a savior and worshiped the statue.

I was even more surprised. Could you have been fooled?

"Scan the QR code or pay in cash?" The little Taoist priest took out his mobile phone.

"Damn it, the roof of this ruined temple on the mountain is almost gone. Is there still wifi?" I took a look.

Chapter 69 Taoist Ahi

"Do you believe in God?" The little Taoist priest sat down cross-legged and glanced at me.

"I am a firm materialist. If my mother hadn't believed in this, I wouldn't have come." After my mother left, I had to stay in this ruined temple with this little Taoist priest.

"What do you see me like?"

"A handsome little Taoist priest."

"Interesting, my name is Ah Hei. Can I ask you three questions?"

"Your name is too casual. Let me tell you first. I will never believe you idiots."

"Do you think spirit is an advanced form of matter?" The little Taoist priest raised his hand in a gesture.

"..." I was a little confused as to why this guy said such weird things.

"Do you think that in addition to the material things that people can feel, do you think there are non-material things driving the world?" The little Taoist priest raised his hand and made a two-digit sign.

"..." This kind of question immediately silenced the question. I had never thought about these things.

"Do you think that if you know the properties and development laws of all matter in the world, you can finally understand the entire world?" The little Taoist priest raised his hand and made a three sign.

"The movements of three... bodies are unpredictable?" I didn't know how to answer, so I had to be smart.

"So Tao gives birth to one, which gives birth to two, which gives birth to three, and which gives birth to all things. Because starting from three, the particles moving with each other enter a state of chaos and can no longer be predicted, so they have escaped their own fate." Little Taoist Hey shook his head and explained.

"Damn it, you can talk about this too." I listened to the little Taoist priest Awei's serious nonsense.

“You don’t believe in God because it is impossible for people to know the true God, and all people need is an omniscient and omnipotent nanny.

It is never gods who erect statues of gods, but humans.

The more people look into the idols they have erected, the more foolish they will feel. "The little Taoist priest Awei pointed at the statues one by one.

"Then what evidence do you have to prove the existence of God?" I looked at Awei in front of me, feeling that the more nonsense she talked, the more I wanted to refute her.

"Just like people can't imagine colors that they can't see out of thin air."

"But people can use color cards. Just adjust the RGB color chart and you'll know."

“What if someone deliberately hides the colors on the color chart?”

"How can this be. "

"What about this Tiffany blue? This color is not found on industrial color cards around the world, but this color appears openly." The little Taoist held his Tiffany jewelry box and kept playing with it in front of my eyes. .

"Okay, okay, I know you have Tiffany."

"Another example is the blackest black in the world, Vanta Black. It has also been bought by someone, so it won't be on the color card." Ah Wei took his mobile phone to search for me.

"But these are all capitalist behaviors. Could it be that God is also a capitalist?" I couldn't understand.

"God doesn't care about this. God just took away his weak past and made his godhead disappear from the world."

"Can you make it simpler?" I was confused.

"If Newton became the god of gravity, then the first thing he would do is hide the existence of gravity. Then when Cavendish was doing research, he would never be able to calculate the gravitational constant G. This would ensure that he would always be the only one. Is it difficult to understand the godhead of a gravity god?"

"But what does this have to do with whether there is a god?"

“The gap between the world we know and the reality is because of God.”

"Real?" When I heard these two words, my heart was shocked.

"Do you have the awareness to know the true nature of the world?

A person with this realization will give up all hope. "

The little Taoist priest looked into my eyes with interest.

"..." I don't know how to answer.

"Actually, your pain is because you are too weak to face the truth, and you are unable to resist if you encounter it."

"Then what should I do?"

"It seems that you are very interested. This is the headquarters of the Qingwei Sect with the longest history, and I am the successor of the ancient cultivation method."

"Then what should I call you?"

"You can call me leader, or master."

"Then may I ask, Master, how many people are there in our sect?"

"Hey, founding a sect is just my hobby, and educating people is my real job. At the same time, I am indifferent to fame and wealth, and I hate others trying to gain fame. Master Taiyi and I are basically brothers. How can I tell others everywhere?" The Taoist priest took out a manual.

"Master, your list of disciples of the Qingwei Sect was clearly printed in square fonts, or on A4 paper, so be careful." I suddenly regretted that I almost believed the little Taoist priest's words.

"I usually practice martial arts with my eyes shining brightly, and I am often secretly photographed when I get angry and fight, so I have left some evidence. Am I going to show it to anyone casually?" The little Taoist priest took out a printed photo.

"Master, this is just a selfie. There is also the word "Qing Yan" below. You clearly didn't turn off the flash of your phone with laser eyes."

"How about it? What do you want to learn?" the little Taoist priest asked, patting his chest.

"What can I learn?" I was speechless.

"Ziwei Thunder Technique! Learn this trick to kill enemies from thousands of miles away. Anyone who is hit will have all his internal organs broken, and will die on the way to the hospital. The fee for practicing it is [-] in three days." The little Taoist priest took out an electric baton and demonstrated it on the spot.

"Be careful, that one seems to be leaking electricity."

"The Vajra is indestructible! It comes from the Vajra Protector in the Buddhist world. After training, the whole body is as hard as iron, invulnerable to swords and guns, and is invulnerable to water and fire. It costs [-] to train in five days." The little Taoist gathered his energy to split the bricks, and the palms of his hands turned red.

"Do you want a band-aid? You seem to be bleeding."

"Tathagata Palm! Originated from Zhou Xingchi in Kung Fu, that palm technique that falls from the sky was originally just a fantasy, but after my improvement, it has become a sure-kill palm technique. It costs one thousand five hundred and seven days. Practice it.”

"Then I guess I won't be able to practice it."

"Ultra Ray, the giant of light's sure-kill move that once killed countless monsters that invaded the earth, is popular among many teenagers, but I can tell you, Ultraman ------ does not exist. There is no Ultra in the world. Man, that is just to deceive children, I won’t say that you don’t know, but don’t worry, children should not be deceived, and seeking truth from facts is the purpose of our Qingwei sect.”

"I actually..."

"Let me make it clear first that the most important thing when I accept a disciple is to see if he has potential. Even if you are willing to learn, I may not be willing to teach."

"Then I'll go first."

"Hey, no, we had a good chat just now, and you were very happy to hear it." Ah Hei pulled me.

"I think the price is too expensive."

"The price is negotiable. I already earn very little. Maybe if you have potential, I won't charge you a dime."

"I still don't think so well."

"How about you experience it for two days first and then pay?"

"Then how's the experience?"

"Let's go practice." Ah Wei rode out a cool little motorcycle from behind the house.

"Aren't you living in a geomantic treasure land and practicing hard day and night?"

"It's so cold in the mountains at night. How can I stay here? You must be sick."

"Where are we going then?"

"The internet cafe at the foot of the mountain."

Chapter 70 Cultivation in Internet Cafe

Ahwei took me all the way from the mountain road to the Internet cafe in the small town on his motorcycle.

There are not many people who come to surf the Internet. There are all kinds of people, including young workers from nearby small factories, children from nearby schools, and even nearby farmers passing by with hoes to play for a while.

"Why are there so many people coming to the Internet cafe here?" As soon as I opened the door, there was the smell of foot odor and the choking smoke.

"Practice is divided into entering the world and transcending the world. You must choose a place where there are people." Awei explained seriously.

"Then this crowd must be too smelly." I couldn't help but cover my nose.

Ah Hei also smelled it, and sure enough it smelled bad.

"Old Li Tou, can you please put your shoes on? I'll know you're coming by the smell." Ah Hei called out loudly.