"Help!" The goddess' tears and snot flew out together.
"I'm here to save you."
Today's crusade (2/5) mission failed. 】
[November 2017, 10]
I wrote a very serious apology yesterday. Levida should forgive me.
"Boom."
For today's feeding, there was only a bowl of disgusting bullfrog rice at the door.
Could it be that my apology yesterday was not sincere enough?
Got it, let Levida vent her anger by killing frogs like crazy.
[The goddess used the money from killing frogs to exchange for new equipment.
[Hellless Horseman Tales-Celty Suit]
The cat-shaped helmet and tight leather jacket should be the armor of some kind of knight in a different world kingdom.
Extremely high degree of agility and excellent waterproof properties.
But for ordinary attacks, you can only defend your head.
It doesn't seem to be used against humans.
The strange thing is that there has always been a legend about this set of knight defense equipment.
The original owner was cute and brainless.
Attack +25, Speed +10
Water attribute defense +10, special attack against frogs +10.
With the blessing of new equipment, today's crusade against the goddess frog was a great success.
Today’s crusade (5/5)
Wild elite frogs appear.
"Crap."
The goddess fell. 】
[November 2017, 10]
Today's feeding is still disgusting bullfrog rice.
But Levida seems to have forgiven me,
As expected, she was relieved by letting her kill the frog.
He also wore Selti's tight leather jacket, which showed a completely different feeling from wearing jeans normally.
It’s just that the motorcycle helmet I’m wearing is a little too big and too dangerous for me.
Because she couldn't see the road clearly and bumped into the door.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud. She took off her helmet and kicked me back to the bed.
[November 2017, 10]
I finally woke up. Is it possible to increase output by wearing cos clothing?
This time I was dizzy for much longer than the previous two times, and I didn’t even have time to update the book.
I haven't eaten well for two days in a row. Levida seems a little worried about me today.
The potato beef brisket that I liked before was specially prepared for me.
And after taking a bite, you can tell that it is not the kind of beef that is on sale at the supermarket before.
"I'm sorry, I took advantage last time." Levida was wearing Sister Sai's tight leather jacket, but took off her helmet to one side.
"How should I put it? After all, I am eating and drinking for free." Although I don't know if being imprisoned is considered to be eating and drinking for free.
"Um...actually, your rent has already been paid."
"Then don't be so frugal."
"I'm sorry, because I feel very happy when I think about cooking for you. I feel that buying discounted products is like what a wife would do, so I can't help it..."
"I just couldn't help but let me be Splatoon for a day."
"sorry Sorry."
"Wait, what does being like a wife mean?"
"Ah, no, I didn't say that." Levida denied with a blush.
"What a strange guy." I didn't want to dwell on him.
"Do you think I look good in this outfit?" Levida turned sideways and struck a pose.
"How should I put it, Sister Sai's soul is missing." I looked at her, almost like the perfect figure that Sister Sai had in the animation, perfectly outlined by the tight leather jacket.
"What is missing? A huge weapon?" Levida knelt down again, put her hands behind her, and made a standard pose.The zipper of the leather jacket in front of him was pulled down a lot by the huge elastic force.
"It's a helmet, otherwise wouldn't you look more like Catwoman?" I quickly put on Levida's helmet.
"It tastes right."
"Idiot, big idiot, do you think Levida is not good-looking?" Levida slammed the door angrily.
"No." Before I could explain, she had already rushed out.
After a while she came back,
"The most important thing about Sister Sai is the faceless psychedelic feeling, isn't it..." Before I could finish my explanation, I understood why Levida came back.
It turned out that she just felt that it was not enough to relieve her anger, so she ran back for a run-up, flew up and gave me a kick.
[November 2017, 10]
When I woke up, my head was a little buzzing.
What I fed today was Malatang, which was unexpectedly delicious.
It's fragrant and spicy, and it makes my mouth water.
"Tell me, why did you dove for two days in a row?" Levida looked at me angrily.
"..."
"Aren't you going to take risks with me and not be happy at all?"
"..."
"Please speak."
"Give me your motorcycle helmet."
"?"
"?"
"What do you want to say?"
"Why pigeon, don't you know better than me?"
"why?"
"Kicked to the point of fainting."
"No way."
"if not."
"I've been working hard to hold back my strength."
"..."
"?"
"Since the female hero is so skilled in martial arts, why did she need a fruit knife in the first place?"
"I'm afraid you won't obey."
"Then when can I go out for a walk?"
"No, you can only belong to me."
"Then someone is looking for me?" I breathed out hot breath while eating spicy hotpot.
"Yes, I declined the calls for you, and answered the messages for you." Levida smiled happily.
"How could you do this?" I suddenly became a little angry. Levida didn't take care of my privacy at all.
"Isn't it natural for me to help you refuse other people's invitations?"
"Don't go too far. You don't have...that power at all."
Before I could say the last four words, Levida held up my phone and showed it to me.
"When will you come lol." - Brother Zhang's avatar.
"I'm busy having a baby with my wife." - My avatar.
"You don't even know who he is, so you just respond like this?"
"Uh-huh."
Levita opened another person,
"Your class is going to have a party recently, will you come to join?" - The avatar of the university class teacher.
"I'm busy having a baby with my wife." - My avatar.
"Your position has been accepted. When will you come for an interview?" HR's avatar.
"I'm busy having a baby with my wife." - My avatar.
"Is this how you all respond?"
I seemed to see a huge social death storm sweeping through my life.
Chapter 9 Unexpected
[November 2017, 10]
I was so angry yesterday that I didn't even want to quarrel and refused to communicate with Levida directly.
Kicked her out of the room and sulked alone.
No matter how much I think about it, I can't understand that someone can do this kind of thing on their own.
You don’t want to eat even if you feed it, and I won’t even take a bite of your food even if you starve to death.
[The goddess and the hero had a fight, and the hero decided not to forgive this fool. 】
[November 2017, 10]
Levida knocked on the door again, but it wasn't time to feed me yet. It seemed that she wanted to apologize to me.
My stomach keeps growling, but I won't give in easily.
I really can't accept another person maliciously hacking into my phone, looking through all my privacy, and sending those weird words to all my friends.
But he looked at me as if nothing was wrong.
No, I would rather lie down on the bed without drinking water and ignore her.
I would rather starve to death than eat a bite of her food.
[The goddess was captured by the villain. After thinking about it for a while, the hero realized that there was no way for him to continue on the next path alone, so he decided to recruit new partners and hold a farewell party to celebrate that the oil bottle was finally gone. 】
[November 2017, 10]
Levida took the key and forced the door open and came in.
I haven't had a good meal for a long time, and I really don't have the energy to lose my temper with her.
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