I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Yukihira Furano kept smiling: "It's no accident."

Fujimiyazhi stood up and walked out.

"What are you doing?"

Yukihira Furano grabbed him: "Where do you want to go?!"

Fujimiya Ori pushed out like a cow: "I'm going to steal someone else's bathroom to take a bath."

"You use your own bathroom!"

Yukihira Furano grabbed Fujimiyaori's arm with both hands, leaned back and pulled him hard.

"Eyyyyyy!"

The mysophobic bandage man turned his head angrily: "I don't want to use a bathroom that is used twice in one night!"

"I'm the only one who can use it now,"

Yukihira Furano comforted him: "Prince Yu hasn't come back yet."

"Don't want any!!"

Fujimiya Ori said angrily.

Yukihira Furano was a little dissatisfied: "Prince Yu and I are both beautiful girls. If the bathroom we both used at the same time was placed in a school, I don't know how many people would be willing to pay for the tiles in it and buy it home to lick. You What's there to be unhappy about?"

"Huh? Beautiful girl?"

Fujimiya raised his eyebrows and looked around: "Where is it? Why can't I see it?!"

"You guys burn our indoor shoes every day and you still don't admit that we are beautiful girls?!"

"It's ridiculous. There are so many girls whose indoor shoes have been burned by me. Do I have to admit them all? Hahahaha!"

……

The two kept arguing, and it took a long time before they stopped. One of them sat at the far end of the sofa and was sulking. They both hugged their shoulders and said nothing, as if they were paying no attention to the other.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

That's probably what happened, showing that he was even angrier.

I don’t know how long it took, and I don’t know who got the idea first.

Hey, why not remove the shower in the bandage monster's bathroom and replace it with Yukihira and Yuji's bathroom, so they can wash it?

So the two reconciled.

"Na? I said...I noticed it before,"

Yukihira and Fujimiya sat down together on the sofa, poked Fujimiya's arm and said, "Why don't you wear a bandage?"

"Why do I wear a bandage in the house,"

Fujimiya did not say that she took off the bandage outside today, but said confidently: "How shameless! Can't I enjoy the bandage after wearing it for a day?!"

"Yes, yes..."

Yukihira Furano nodded obediently. She was convinced by Fujimiya Ori. No matter what she said, she could anger him.

Is it because of an overly proud personality?Or is it because you are too sensitive inside?

Probably both.

Yukihira Furano looked at Fujimiya Ori's profile, leaned over and rubbed Fujimiya Ori's shoulder with his chin.

"Easy!"

Fujimiyazhi suddenly felt a chill all over her body, and even her hair stood on end. She hurriedly avoided her body and said in panic: "You, you... what are you going to do?!"

"You are really beautiful,"

Yukihira Furano looked at Fujimiya Ori's face and praised: "If you use this face to post on the website of escort girls, I guarantee that your phone will be blown up."

"Huh? Hahahaha,"

Fujimiya Ori was stunned for a moment, then immediately raised his head and smiled triumphantly: "It's a matter of course!"

"But forget it,"

Fujimiya Ori thought for a while and said: "The bandage is my true body, and the escort must be my true body."

Xueping nodded: "Yeah."

Although I didn't understand what he said at all, I agreed and that was it, otherwise the bandaged man would be furious, because he is a monster who gets angry when refuted.

"Speaking of which, how long will it take for Prince Yu to come back?"

Fujimiyazhi said doubtfully: "You have been back for so long."

"I do not know,"

Yukihira Furano stroked the wet silver hair at her earlobe and said, "She left early when I was still at the foot of the mountain. I stayed at the foot of the mountain for a long time before going back."

"Huh? Is there anything at the foot of the mountain?"

Fujimiya Ori asked curiously. The school bus from Sobu High School went directly into the mountainous area, so no one knew what was under the other side of the mountain.

"A bear's cave," Yukihira said.

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

Yukihira Furano described the scene he saw: "It was about four meters long and five meters wide. It exuded the stench and fishy smell of bear excrement. It was very easy to distinguish. The adult bears seemed not to be inside, but unfortunately there were no young bears either. , otherwise I can catch it and give it to you to play with."

"...I'd better forget it,"

Fujimiya Ori said weakly: "I don't want to play with bears."

Especially the wild bears you captured don’t want to play with them at all.

Yukihira Furano said, "Would you like to come with us when we leave? I'll note the location."

"I'm not going!"

Fujimiyazhi stretched out his hand and loudly refused.

"Can't even a wild bear attract you?"

Yukihira Furano admired it: "This thing is very rare in neon nowadays, even Prince Yu is interested in it."

"What's so good about a bear,"

Fujimiya Ori said disdainfully: "If there are wild mummies, I would be very interested."

Yukihira Furano said expressionlessly: "Probably there is no such thing."

Where can I find a mummy for you on Neon? Go to Egypt! !

Yukihira Furano imagined what would happen if he, Prince Yu and Mr. Fujimiya went to Egypt to see the pyramids.

Places of Interest Good Friday.

It would be too miserable for the messenger who has been mummified for thousands of years to be humiliated by Fujimiya Ori.

"Looking at the dilapidated and withered mummy in front of him, Fujimiyazhi's face flushed, he gently caressed and hugged her, and then..."

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Wow wow wow wow, so excited!

"you…"

Yukihira was trembling all over because of his fantasy scene, and his face was slightly red with a subtle hint of excitement. He suppressed the excitement in his heart, looked at Fujimiya Ori and whispered: "If you accidentally make a mistake, I will also stand firmly on your side, so feel free to make mistakes!"

"Ok?"

Fujimiya Ori didn't quite understand Yukihira's reaction, but he still answered in his own style: "You have been with me for so long, but you still don't understand me."

Xueping frowned: "I don't understand you anymore."

"One world truth!"

Fujimiyazhi raised his hands above his head with a pious and holy expression: "I created it."

Yukihira Furano looked at him silently.

"That is…"

Fujimiya Ori put down his hands, sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, and said arrogantly and proudly: "Uncle Ori, I will not make mistakes. You are the only ones who make mistakes~"

Xueping: "..."

Chapter 28 Bathroom Invasion and the Troubles of Nobles

Boom~

The world is shaking and the road is shaking.

A new law is born.

"Bandage people can't be wrong, you are the only ones who are wrong~"

"': Fujinomiya Bandage Emperor Zhi Ruri said, please remember it in your daily notes, regard it as the truth, and worship it.

"..."

Yukihira Furano was silent for a moment, stood up and left: "Go to bed."

"Hey hey?"

Fujimiya Ori looked at Yukihira Furano dissatisfied, and the girl walked away quickly without looking back.

"Humph~"

When Fujimiya Ori saw that she didn't look back even after calling Yukihira, she immediately became proud, stood up and walked towards her room.

Take a shower first and then go to bed.

Fujimiya entered the bathroom in his room, took out the shower with difficulty, and then reached for his toiletries, shower gel and other things.

Stretching his hand into the shower gel, Fujimiya stopped and fell into deep thought.

My bathroom has been used by someone. In order to maintain the purity of the bandaged man's holy body, it must not be used again, so I have to take a bath in Yukihira or Yu Prince's bathroom.

Yukihira Furano had lost his temper just now and now he had gone in and locked the door. Instead of taking a bath in her bathroom, he had no choice but to take a bath in Yu Prince's bathroom.

So here comes the question...

"You've already gone to Prince Yu's bathroom to take a bath,"

Fujimiya Ori looked silently at the shower gel and shampoo in his hands.

Shower gel: sold in supermarkets for 299 yen.

Shampoo: bought at a street stall: 150 yen

Toothpaste: Free with purchase of shower gel.

They are all bargains among bargains, and you can tell at a glance what kind of hard life the bandaged people lead.

Fujimiya Ori felt the gap between rich and poor people, and his eyes gradually lost their luster and became terrifyingly hollow.

The shower gel and shampoo in Prince Yu's bathroom must be very high-end...

【I’m afraid it’s 10000 yen! 】

From the poor outlook of the miserable bandaged man, one can only imagine this kind of price.

"Already went to her bathroom to take a shower..."

Fujimiya Ori was caught in endless thoughts and confusion. He looked at the tatters in his hands and thought, "Why do I still use such garbage-like things?"

"Whoosh~"

A few rags were thrown back into the plastic basket of toiletries.

"Ahahahaha~"

Fujimiya only took a toothbrush and walked over cheerfully: "I use her towels."

Prince You must have a new, unopened towel that will not contaminate the body of the bandaged person, and...

It must be very high-end, very expensive, and very comfortable to wipe without scratching my body!