I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Damn bandage man!

"I will not be responsible."

Fujimiya stared at Prince Yu with squinting eyes, pretending to be stupid and said: "I fainted last night and lost my memory. As you know, my memory has always been bad."

As Fujimiya Ori spoke, his mouth squinted and his eyes squinted, revealing a dull look. At the age of 16, he could easily pretend to be Alzheimer's.

When not needed, Fujimiya Ori is the most powerful brain in the world, taunting fools wantonly; when needed, Fujimiya Ori is a bandage man with polio, Alzheimer's disease and Alzheimer's disease.

Yu Zixiang smiled. She had already guessed this reaction. She could only say that Fujimiya Ori was like this, a nickel among flakes.

Prince Yu praised the song and pointed to the top of his head. Fujimiya Ori looked over and his expression suddenly froze.

Which normal hotel puts surveillance cameras in the bedrooms?

"Abaaaba~"

Fujimiya's eyes squinted, and there seemed to be drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. Yes, it seemed that he was really going to become a fool.

The fact that Fujimiya Ori, the most arrogant person in the world, could react in such a shameful manner is enough to prove that he is completely confused now, his thoughts are messy, and his behavior has also become messy.

"Alright, alright."

You Zixiang waved his hands in disgust and said, "Let's deal with the scene first."

"Oh."

Fujimiya Ori showed a look of reassurance. Prince Yu's reaction was still the familiar Prince Yu from the past, so he could feel a little calmer.

!.'. "It's all your fault anyway, you must be responsible."

Prince Yu put on his clothes secretly under the quilt. Feeling the slight pain between his legs, he couldn't help but frown slightly and complained to Fujimiya Oridao: "I told you that the bottle can't be opened, but you just didn't listen. , now it has become like this.”

"I uh..."

Fujimiya Ori first looked at Prince Yu with wide eyes, as if he wanted to refute, then his fair face turned slightly red, he slowly lowered his head, and whispered stubbornly: "You are the only ones who are wrong."

This is the second law of bandages.

Bandage people can't make mistakes, only others are wrong.

By the way, the first law of bandages is: open it...see the bandage god and leave satisfied.

"Stop popularizing science..."

You Zixiang looked at him expressionlessly: "Hurry up and clean up."

Fujimiyazhi put on her clothes and stood up. She hid in the corner of the room and glanced at the silver-haired girl who was still sleeping on the bed. She couldn't help but ask, "What should I do with Yukihira?"

"How do I know?"

Prince Yu said in distress that what troubled her most now was what to do with Yukihira Furano.

In fact, I am fine no matter what, but if Furano is sad because of this, it will be a big trouble. After all, in the final analysis, I still have a crush on Fujimiya Ori, and even confessed it in private, and it is okay to have a relationship, but Yuki If it's flat...

What does she think of A Zhi?

If she is angry...

A look of confusion appeared on You Zixiang's face.

If it were anyone else, it would actually be fine.

Yamada Ryo can probably solve it with a pile of money, Goto Baki probably doesn't even need to solve it, and everyone else has their own solution. The Yuji family can provide everything, and Fujimiya Ori's appearance can also make the girl originally interested. Losing your virginity, which was said to be difficult to face, becomes a little easier to accept.

But it was Yukihira, his friend.

Her questioning and disappointment were a bit too much for Prince Yu to handle.

……

"Well…"

Just when Prince Yu was confused, Yukihira Furano suddenly woke up with a "嘤咛" sound.

And within a few seconds after waking up, she remembered what happened last night.

And then...everything became different.

All the images and sounds that happened next became blurry in Fujimiyaori's eyes, as if covered with a layer of fog. Nothing could be seen or heard clearly.

A fierce quarrel suddenly broke out between Yukihira and Yu Prince, and it was a real fight with real swords and guns, almost a physical quarrel.

He couldn't see the two of them arguing and couldn't hear anything.

Inexplicably, the quarrel between the two girls turned into a strange "buzzing" sound in his ears, which was like a swarm of insects flying out of a honeycomb, and like the friction of thousands of ants crawling through a burrow. , which made Fujimiya Ori feel extremely painful.

It was like the arias of thousands of saints. They screamed loudly and prayed devoutly. The white holy light flashed and then dispersed.

"Why? It's obviously me..."

"you this…"

"Why are you so proud of your family if you have money?"

"you!"

Yukihira's questioning became more and more harsh. At first, Yujizi retorted in a low voice, but then his voice and emotions became more intense. Yukihira Furano slapped the table angrily, while Yujizi praised and argued loudly with a red face. What.

"what?"

Fujimiyazhi's eyes became increasingly hollow. He no longer wanted to hear anything. The current situation had gradually developed into a world that was extremely unfamiliar to the bandaged man. He could no longer be as invincible as before and could only hide in his own room. The shell was tightly closed in the cave and did not dare to look outside.

I am a fiddler crab, I am a South Pacific anemone, I am a clownfish~

Fujimiya Ori stood there blankly, standing in the corner of the room, imagining that he was a variety of cowardly sea creatures, and the two dark figures in front of him were arguing louder and louder, but he still didn't know anything. Can't hear anything, just an angry hum!

Don't quarrel.

Fujimiya Ori whispered in his heart, but nothing came out of his mouth.

Fujimiya Ori couldn't hear what the two people were arguing, but he knew that Yukihira must be angry with him because of last night's disaster, while Yu Zixiang was arguing on his behalf.

Do not be angry…

Fujimiya Ori thought in his heart, but still couldn't say anything. He just stood there with his head down and said nothing, but found that a figure broke through the "water mist" in front of him and walked out, standing in front of him.

Yukihira Furano stood opposite Fujimiya Ori, looking at him with burning eyes.

"Ori Fujimiya."

Yukihira called out his name.

"what?"

Fujimiyazhi raised his head in confusion, his eyes as empty as a black sliver taken from the night sky and stuffed into his eye sockets.

"What do you think of me?"

Yukihira Furano looked at Fujimiya Ori, his delicate face full of seriousness.

"what…"

Fujimiya Ori tilted her head in confusion: "I don't know..."

He doesn't know anything now, he just wants to go back to Bandage Star.

Yukihira Furano's body trembled. She glanced at Fujimiya Ori in shame, then turned around and walked out of the room without hesitation.

"what…"

Fujimiyazhi raised his head, looked at her leaving back with a confused expression, opened his mouth and made a slight sound.

He raised his hand slightly, then slowly lowered it, his eyelids drooped, and his expression slowly became gloomy.

do not go…

Such a voice appeared in Fujimiyaori's heart and disappeared.

"boom!"

Yukihira Furano slammed the door shut, Fujimiya Ori's sight was separated from the room, and the white girl disappeared.

Fujimiya Ori's pupils trembled violently with the sound of the door closing, and then calmed down.

"Really!"

Prince Yu praised standing next to him angrily, with a blush on his pretty face: "Really, what is this guy Yukihira talking about?!"

Prince Yu kept talking about Yukihira's words without saying a word about Fujimiya Ori.

And Fujimiya Ori's expression became increasingly gloomy.

"Sorry…"

Fujimiyaori said suddenly.

"Hey?"

Prince You was stunned for a moment, and turned his head blankly to look at the bandaged man next to him, unable to believe what he just heard.

"Make Xue Ping angry..."

Fujimiya Ori lowered her head and said with her voice as soft as a wisp of wind: "It's all my fault..."

"I am so sorry."

……

From today on, Bandage Man becomes a fallible being.

……

The ultimate mission of the Ministry of Service: Defeat the Bandage Man?

Mission progress; 65%?

Chapter 33 The Bad Bandage Man

The Bandage God said: People will be people, weirdos will be weirdos.

People are good, weirdos are bad, that's just the way it is.

……

The center of the universe, the greatest mummy in the world, and the bandaged man who will surely carry the glory of his life, sat in a place on the river bank, staring blankly at the water.

The clear and calm river reflected his terrifying and ferocious face. After being bandaged, Fujimiya Ori, who always mocked others as Quasimodo, was the person most like Quasimodo in the world.

Quasimodo is ugly and stupid, Fujimiya Ori thinks so, so he always looks at the people around him this way, because in his eyes, not only do they look inferior to him, but they also behave with a kind of stupidity. Kindness makes people laugh.

I'm not Quasimodo, I'm not ugly, and I'm bad.

"Ugh…"

Fujimiya Ori sighed facing the river. The students behind him turned a blind eye to him, seeming to treat him as a non-existent person.

This is how everything should be. If there were no Yukihira Furano and Yu Prince, then I should have been a "non-existent person" in the class from the moment I entered school. This is the identity that fits the bandage person - aloof. ghost.

But now, everything is different.

"Bandage card~"

Fujimiya Ori murmured to himself facing the river: "I am not pure anymore. Because of some accidents, I lost the holy body of the pure bandage man."

There was no fluctuation in the river surface, everything was as usual.

"But even though I lost the pure body of the bandaged man,"

Fujimiyazhi raised his head and said seriously: "But my heart is still as noble, so I must still be a pure bandage person, right?"

He stared at the river, thought for a moment, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said, "If you don't respond, I'll take it as your acquiescence~"

There will definitely be no response anyway.

"Definitely not!"

Fujimiya Ori almost jumped up, the bandages on his body stood up in fear, and he almost fell into the river.

"Huh? Why not?"

A girl's coquettish voice.

"If it doesn't work, it just won't work. It's hard to get out~"

The sounds behind him gradually faded away. Fujimiya Ori turned behind him expressionlessly and saw a student couple who were making love to each other gradually walking away.