I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Fujimiya Ori didn't think he was a trustworthy person, but he wanted to see other people's jokes, so he leaned lazily on the most comfortable position on the table, waiting for the mortals to perform ridiculous performances for the bandaged man.

"Please tell me, Tobe-san."

Yukinoshita Yukino looked helplessly at Fujimiya Ori, whose eyes were full of smiles. This guy's eyes seemed to be saying, "Come on, try your best to please me with your funny life~" Yes, he is really a bad person. guy.

"Actually..."

Tobe Sho hesitated and told everything about his love for the fujoshi Ebina Himirai, his classmate, and how he wanted the service club to help him formulate a plan to confess his love to Ebina during the school trip, and then bowed to everyone in the service club. Bowed at 90 degrees and said sincerely: "Please, everyone."

After listening to Tobe Sho's narration, everyone in the service department was a little surprised, especially Yuigahama Yui, who was stunned. She was with Miura and Ebina every day, but she didn't know that Tobe Sho liked Ebina. This makes Tuanzi, who claims to be a beauty from all over the world, a little frustrated.

"this matter…"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked a little hesitant. If it was something else, it would be fine, but confessing is a matter for both men and women. If you blindly make a plan only considering one party, the success rate is not known, maybe it is just for the other party. No trouble, it's better to gather some information first.

For example...

"Tobe-san, you have a crush on Ebina-san,"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Tobe Sho seriously and asked: "What is the reason?"

"Is this something you can say? Saying it in front of so many people is a bit..."

Tobe Sho's eyes were a little evasive when facing Yukino. Yukinoshita's dazzling beauty made him dare not look directly. In fact, it was not just Yukino, but other girls in the service department, Yuigahama Yui, Nakano Yotsuba, And Ichiri Goto, who is not a beautiful girl? If it were a more introverted boy here, he would probably stutter when talking. After all, most boys can't hide their inferiority complex when facing excellent beautiful girls.

There is also the world's number one bandage monster that makes people feel so inferior that they die on the spot.

Tobe Sho hesitated and said a lot of things such as "I thought Ebina was cute when we were getting along, and then I fell in love with him." Anyway, it was quite boring to get attracted by sex, and the two became one after a long time, ordinary. A high school student has a crush.

"Then what do you think are your personal strengths?"

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded and said seriously: "Can it help in the confession of the school trip, or can it gain favor from Ebina-san?"

"..."

Tobe Xiang fell into deep thought. It seemed that Yukinoshita Yukino's question stopped him. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly realized: "Am I Hayama-kun's friend?"

Yukinoshita Yukino was suddenly rude and had the idea of ​​giving up on this person.

It's really a sad thing that a person's friend status can be used as his advantage.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Fujimiya Ori remained calm beside her, but in fact, her heart was numb from laughter, and her stomach ached.

High EQ: So powerful!

Low emotional intelligence: What a shame.

Bagada, there is Baga here, come and see, there is a stupid clown here, I am laughing so hard, hahaha!

Let me just say you have circus talent! !

……

Then, Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui asked Tobe Sho a bunch of questions, and Tobe Sho also answered them, while Fujimiya looked on coldly, gradually becoming impatient.

It's such a troublesome thing to deal with, and the Bandage Monster still needs help.

"It's very simple~a little thing."

A smug voice suddenly sounded. Fujimiya Ori, who was sitting on a chair with her legs crossed, gave herself a thumbs up and said proudly: "It's too easy for girls to confess their feelings. As long as..."

"No no no no…"

Tobe Sho shook his head and explained: "It's me, I want to express my love to Ebina."

"Huh? Really?"

Fujimiya Ori scratched his head and realized that he had misunderstood, but there was no way, he did not have the consciousness of "confessing to others" in his self, only others pouring love into him.

"Then I don't know what to do?"

Fujimiyazhi spread his hands and sat back very honestly. He only knew how to get others to express their feelings to him. He only needed continuous bullying and pua, plus some obscure abuse and orders, to successfully tame humans into dogs and gods. It’s all done in this way. Even though natural and man-made disasters rain down on the crowd, ordinary people will still become loyal dogs because of some small favors.

"Hey, don't be like this. Fujimiya-kun, please tell me more. Everyone knows that you are a lover."

Fujimiya retreated, but Sho Tobe did not intend to let Fujimiya go. Instead, he leaned over and said excitedly: "Please teach me a little bit of the method!"

"Ok?"

Yukinoshita Yukino's expression on the side was slightly stagnant, showing a slightly puzzled look, while Yuigahama Yui's expression suddenly froze.

Yukinoshita Yukino has never been interested in the gossip spread in school, and has no friends in the class. Naturally, she doesn't know about Fujimiya Ori, but everyone else knows about it.

Nakano Yotsuba showed a slightly strange look and glanced at Fujimiya Ori secretly. Only Pochi still had a fearful look on his face. He huddled in the corner and looked out timidly. The sudden appearance of several strangers frightened him. .

"Love Saint? Me! Hahahahaha!"

Fujimiya Ori was stunned at first, and then became a little happy. He quite liked this title, and it seemed that he was very powerful.

"Okay, then there's no way."

Fujimiyazhi stood up and raised his head high like a proud dragon: "Your commission will be accepted by me, Fujimiyazhi, on behalf of the service department."

Yukino Yukino: "..."

Therefore, the Service Department inexplicably accepted Tobe Sho's confession plan and added one more mission for the school trip.

……

However, Fujimiya Ori, who took over a mysterious mission for the service department without permission, later...

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Do you have any plans regarding Tobe-san?"

"Huh? Isn't that a commission from the Service Department?"

Fujimiya Ori looked confused: "What does it have to do with me?"

The bandage is like this. When you cause trouble, you slap your butt and leave. This is highly consistent with the behavior of a dandy man who lets the woman get pregnant and puts on pants and runs away.

"Let Goto Kazuri work for me. This is a training for her. It's time to...experience her."

Fujimiya Ori left behind a few words that made Pochi-chan burst into tears, and left calmly, leaving several people in the service department stunned.

……

Fujimiya Ori happily walked out of the clubroom, followed Tobe Sho and Hayama Hayato and planned to go back to Class B, but he saw a strange girl suddenly appeared next to Hayama Hayato.

"Ah! Isn't this Iroha-chan?"

Before she could speak, Sho Tobe's loud and exaggerated voice rang out: "Why are you suddenly in the second year of high school? It's unexpected! Is something wrong?"

"Ah, good afternoon, Tobe-senpai, I'm here to talk to Hayama-senpai about football club matters~"

"Hayama-mae~senior~"

A girl named Isshiki jumped up and down in front of Hayama Hayato. Her voice was just right and charming, and she jumped like a lark on a branch. She sounded like an idol who debuted somewhere.

However, what is interesting is that this Isshiki's appearance is also idol-level, and her cuteness is the type that girls will hate, but she can make boys play around.

Yes, she is the cute school girl that every high school boy fantasizes about. She looks cute and pretty. She will call you "senpai" in a cute voice. She will give you a subtle squeezing feeling when she hugs your arm and act coquettishly. When she is injured during the game, He rushed over to show concern with tears in his eyes. I am afraid every boy has fantasized about this kind of cute school girl.

The Isshiki in front of me is such a school girl, which symbolizes the embodiment of a certain "cute" existence in the hearts of high school boys, and cuteness...is justice.

The so-called justice means being strong, doing whatever you want, and...beautiful~

Do you have any comments?

The bandaged man who claims to be the most beautiful in the world says so, so he always says that he is absolutely righteous, because this is the truth.

"Hmmmm~"

Fujimiya Ori glanced at Ishiroha who was talking to Hayama Hayato about football club affairs. This school girl seemed to be a freshman in high school in the new semester. She seemed to have the same green pool attributes as Yuigahama Yui.

Fujimiya Ori has always looked down on others. This Ishiroha is "just" to ordinary boys, but compared with the absolutely "just" Bandage Man, she is "evil".

All in all, you can’t compare to me~

So Fujimiya proudly walked past several people with her head raised. Ishiroha had originally focused all her attention on Hayama Hayato, but the corner of her eye accidentally glanced at Fujimiya next to her and noticed something unusual. Curiously, After taking one look, he was immediately frightened and turned pale: "Ahhhhh!"

"Ok?"

Fujimiya looked over with cold eyes, showing a twisted expression: "What are you looking at?!"

"Yahahahah!"

Ishiroha's body trembled, thinking that he had encountered a perverted murderer, why was he dressed like this in school.

"Hahaha, don't be like this Fujimiya, this is the new school girl, Ishiroha from Class A, Grade [-],"

Hayama Hayato quickly came to the conclusion and introduced: "This is Fujimiya Ori, who is in the same class as me. He has a bit of... a penchant for dressing up in strange clothes, but he is quite a nice person."

After hearing Hayama's words, Ishiroha breathed a sigh of relief, barely managed to calm down, and glanced at Fujimiya Ori in shock, but still couldn't believe that this was actually a student from Sobu High School.

"Hello senior,"

Ishiroha's eyes fell on Fujimiya Ori's school uniform, and he could vaguely see the pale bandage through the seams of the clothes. He was immediately horrified, but he still forced a smile and said: "I am an A in the first year of high school..."

However, Fujimiya Ori ignored her, but turned his arrogant eyes to Hayama, frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

After saying that, he ignored the others and left, leaving an embarrassed Hayama Hayato behind.

"He..."

Ye Shan was a little confused and could only say: "My personality is a bit weird."

Ishiroha nodded silently.

Can this also be called "a bit" strange?

"Iroha~ I advise you not to mess with him."

Tobe Sho who was on the side finally found a chance to speak. Just now, Fujimiya Ori looked like he was looking for trouble, but Tobe Sho didn't say a word. After all, it is well known that Fujimiya's mental instability is something that no one dares to do. Never mind his business, only Hayama Hayato dared to say a few words to smooth things over, and the tragedy of Sagami Minami was still vivid in his mind.

"I didn't mess with him,"

Ishiroha watched Fujimiya Ori leave and then showed some dissatisfaction: "He obviously scared people."

"Oh~ Although the truth is like this, it can't be like this..."

……

Time skipped briefly, and a meaningless school trip for the bandaged man began, with the destination being Kyoto.

"Kyoto."

Fujimiya Ori thought about Reina and followed everyone off the plane.

Although it was his first time to fly, the bandaged man didn’t suffer from airsickness or fear of flying. He was so capable!

……

Then the bandage man’s trip to Kyoto begins.

Chapter 41 Bandage Man, Awaken!

Kyoto, located in the Kansai region in the center of the Japanese archipelago, is a famous historical city. Famous attractions include Fushimi Inamura Taisha Shrine, Nijo Castle, Sensoji Temple, and the Skytree, the tallest tower in the world... Anyway, there are many places to go~

"Hmm~"

Fujimiya Ori looked at Yuigahama Yui who was holding a travel brochure with an excited face. She leaned her head over and took a look at the map. She suddenly lost interest and asked casually: "Is there a bandage temple, or a mummy altar, or Pyramids or something?”

"no!"

Yuigahama Yui said angrily, please don't let a historical city like Kyoto get the atmosphere of a cult. Let me go to Egypt with the pyramids!

"I don't want to see any of that."

Fujimiya Ori's body softened and he slumped on the chair: "It's better to return home early."

"Asakusa Temple! Sensoji Temple!"

Yuigahama Yui looked at him in disbelief: "Don't you have any desire to go when you hear this name?"

"Short-sighted dumpling~"

Fujimiya covered her mouth and laughed at Yuigahama Yui: "Not to mention that I have no interest in these famous scenic spots, even if you go now, you will only be squeezed in by the crowds. I squeezed in, and all I could see was countless moving heads of people, and there was also a bad smell. I tried to stand on tiptoe, but I could only touch the corners of the wooden door of the temple. What was the point of going to a place like this? I’m afraid I can’t even take a few photos that can be sent to LINE, so you might as well take pictures of me.”

As he spoke, Fujimiya posed in several photo poses, which combined with his stiff, bandaged face would make people poke their eyes out.

Yubihama Yui: "..."

"Why don't we go?"

Yuigahama Yui turned to look at Yukino and said seriously: "I think what he said makes sense."