I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

The smile on Prince Yu's face gradually disappeared, and he said expressionlessly: "I remember Azhi, you said before that you like people with flat chests."

"Eh…"

Fujimiya Ori was stunned: "Yes, I said that."

Yukihira immediately raised his chest and raised his head, standing straight with the honor guard.

"Then why are you staring at Pochi?"

Prince You curled his lips, a little bit tasteful.

"I wonder how she hid it,"

Fujimiya looked at Prince Yu and said sternly: "When I watched movies about ancient women dressing up as women, they would wrap their breasts with bandages. I was wondering if she did the same thing."

"..."

Prince You praised: "That one uses a bra wrap, okay?"

"That's the bandage."

Fujimiya said firmly, then looked at Prince Yu and said, "There is also the thing you made a mistake just now."

Prince You was confused: "What happened?"

"Although I prefer a flatter chest,"

Fujimiyazhi raised his head, and the light shone on his pure face: "But I don't hate big breasts either."

The confident look on Yukihira Furano's face disappeared instantly.

Prince You: "..."

Doesn’t that mean that everyone who comes comes is welcome?What a scumbag.

Chapter 49 Bandage guy, let’s have another glass of tequila

Anyone who comes with a bandage will not refuse to pinch it ~

"Uh huh huh~ Uh-huh!"

Fujimiya Ori was feeling triumphant when suddenly he felt a pain in the back of his neck, and he fell softly. His eyes went dark and he lost consciousness. He didn't know anything next.

Yukihira Furano appeared from behind him like a strange and bloodthirsty predator mantis, with a strange red light in his eyes. He looked at Yu Prince and Pochi with a smile: "Are you done buying? Let's leave after buying."

Prince You: "...Okay."

Pochi fell without saying a word.

……

"Well…"

Fujimiya Ori woke up faintly and felt a sharp pain in the back of his head. He opened his eyes in confusion and found that he was no longer in the clothing store just now.

“UOG…”

Fujimiya Ori's face was full of confusion as he had just woken up from a dream. He noticed Prince Yu sitting next to him on a chair playing with his mobile phone, and subconsciously murmured something.

"Ah, Azhi, you're awake."

Prince You put down his phone in surprise.

"Strange, why did I suddenly fall asleep."

Fujimiyazhi said in confusion, and then covered the back of his head in pain: "It hurts. Why does my head hurt so much?"

"...I don't know, it probably hit me while I was sleeping."

You Zixiang's expression froze and he said calmly: "I must have been too sleepy to fall asleep suddenly. I'll be fine after taking a rest."

"Too."

Fujimiya Ori couldn't remember what happened, so he nodded casually, looked around, and found that this was actually an image design store. He couldn't help but wonder: "What are you doing here?"

"Cut Pochi's hair."

Prince You praised her and said as he should: "Her long hair covers her eyes. I can't stand it anymore."

"Well, I can't bear it anymore."

Fujimiya Ori was stunned for a moment and nodded. He couldn't stand Bochi's gloomy hairstyle anymore.

"Just say yes."

Prince You raised his head proudly: "We tried to persuade her for a long time before she could get her hair cut. She almost escaped into the sewer before."

"Uh huh huh~ I'll go take a look."

Fujimiya felt that Prince Yu was useless. If he were to say a word, Pochi would have had his hair cut, so he stood up and walked towards Ichiri Goto, intending to see how she was doing.

Goto Kazuri was sitting on the sofa at this time. The hairdresser had completely covered her neck and body, leaving only one head exposed. It looked a bit funny, but the hairdresser seemed to have gone to prepare something and was not here.

"Porchi, isn't this?"

Fujimiyazhi said hello, carelessly picked up a chair and sat next to her: "What are you doing here?"

Goto Kazuri sitting in front of the hairdressing mirror: "??"

Fujimiyazhi vaguely realized that he seemed to have said something stupid, but the bandaged man would not recognize it, and continued chatting with Pochi as if nothing had happened: "Your hair should have been cut a long time ago, it is too long."

You can't tell it at ordinary times, but now Porchi's hair has just been washed, and it is so long that it can cover half of his face. This has surpassed the gloomy type and reached the level of Miss Sadako.

"Why didn't you think about getting scissors before?"

Fujimiyazhi stretched out his hand and rubbed Pochi's hair. The natural movement gave Pochi a strange sense of déjà vu as if he was petting a dog's head.

"before…"

Goto hesitated for a moment, but his voice was still as low as before, and he was silent.

In fact, I just didn’t say it.

After all, the reason why he didn't go to the barber shop was because he was too afraid to come into contact with people, so he was too embarrassed to come out for a haircut. This time, Fujimiya Ori came out with him, which gave Poch a little courage and finally he was able to cut his hair. Got a haircut.

But after sitting on the chairs, Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira sat in the back, leaving themselves alone with the barber. Pochi was almost scared to death just now, but fortunately the barber went to prepare things now, Fujimiya Oriya came over, and Gotou Ichiri breathed a sigh of relief.

Although the bandage man is scary, strangers are also scary. In contrast, although the bandage man bullies people, he is still an acquaintance, so he is better...probably, haha.

"Fujimiya-san..."

Goto Ichiri looked at the length of Fujimiyaori's hair and felt that the gloomy attribute of the bandaged man was not much better than his own, so he asked cautiously: "Why don't you cut it?"

Appeared, honorific.

Fujimiya Ori likes this about Pochi and maintains sufficient respect for the bandaged man.

"No,"

Fujimiya shook her head and hugged her shoulders indifferently; "I'm afraid that a hairstylist with insufficient skills will ruin my great image."

To be able to say something like this in a barber shop... In a sense, Fujimiya-san is really awesome.

If only I could have one hundred percent of his courage.

Goto Ichiri sighed in his heart, feeling that this day would never happen in his life.

At this time, Edward Scissorhands... ah no, it was the barber who came over and happened to see the bandaged man sitting next to Porky.

It can only be said that he is worthy of being a barber shop owner who can occupy a shop on the main street of Kyoto. He is indeed at the forefront of world fashion. Seeing the dignified appearance of the bandaged man, he was just stunned for a moment and followed Fujimiya as if nothing had happened. Ori greeted: "Hello, are you Goto's friend?"

Fujimiyazhi glanced at him and turned away.

Don't strike up conversations with random people.

"Your friend is quite afraid of strangers."

The barber was a little embarrassed and said something to Pochi. As a result, Pochi was immediately frightened when he saw a stranger. He lowered his head without saying a word and was busy shaking and generating electricity.

The barber had no choice but to cut Pochi's hair silently.

And Fujimiya Ori sat there looking up at the bandaged man in boredom and looking out the window, while Goto Ichiri was still working tirelessly for the human power generation industry. Everything seemed calm and peaceful. However, after a while, the barber couldn't bear it anymore.

"Guest, can you please stop moving?"

The barber said to Goto Kazuri: "Why are you moving like this? You can't cut it."

Fujimiya looked over in confusion and was speechless. At this moment, Gotou Ichiri's body was shaking slightly, and after the barber finished speaking, not only did the shaking not stop, but it became more violent.

"Hey, Pochi, stop shaking."

Fujimiya Ori said a few words, and Pochi also tried hard to control his body, but it was ineffective. Little Pochi felt the stranger's breath, his face turned pale, and the sound of teeth smacking kept coming out, and his body was even more... It was shaking violently like chaff in a sieve.

"I am sorry,"

Fujimiya looked at the barber and lied as if he was breathing: "This child has suffered from Parkinson's disease since he was a child, and he can't control his body shaking."

The expression on the barber's face froze. Did he get Parkinson's disease in high school?

"Just watch and cut it."

Fujimiya Ori said: "Cut the hair shorter, and the rest doesn't need to be too complicated."

"Ok."

The barber nodded awkwardly and raised his haircut again.

"..."

Goto Isato looked at Fujimiya Ori with moved eyes.

Fujimiya Ori ignored her.

……

After a long time, the hairdresser's movements gradually slowed down, and Gotou's hair also became shorter. Her delicate and beautiful face finally came to light, completely breaking away from the stereotype of a gloomy girl.

"what…"

Goto Kazuri looked at the mirror in front of him in disbelief and surprise. It was hard to imagine that the girl in the mirror who looked nothing like a transparent girl was actually him.

"gone."

When Fujimiya saw that Bochi seemed to have finished cutting, he planned to leave. He looked back at Goto Ichiri, thought for a moment, and waved Yukihira and Yu Prince over.

"what happened?"

Prince Yu jumped up to Fujimiya Ori.

"UOG, take your wallet and follow me."

The Bandage Emperor began to give orders: "Xue Ping, take a look at Pochi here. After cutting it, gather over there at the supermarket. Don't let this idiot get lost."

"Ok."

Yukihira Furano nodded and sat down on the chair where Fujimiya Ori had been.

"Prince You, let's go."

Fujimiya Ori left the barber shop at the lead, and Prince Yu jumped out to follow.

The nearby supermarket is located underground in the department store. It is a super large high-end supermarket.

The people from the Weird Association plan to buy some food here and hold a party in the house.

"This, this, this, this, this..."

Fujimiya Ori pushed the cart expressionlessly while strolling through the many shelves of the supermarket. With Yu Prince Acura as his financial reserve, Fujimiya Ori suddenly awakened to the sin of greed and transformed into a red-eyed bandage man, just like stocking up before the rebirth of the zombie crisis. He takes whatever he sees, and he always takes some weird things.

Canned fruit, throw it in; tuna eyes, sounds fun, take that bag; fried pasta, take it away... Weird-flavored Pepsi, curry-flavored lemonade, whatever is weird, I thought it would be open tonight It's a prank party.

"Guhehehehehehe~"

Fujimiya Ori let out a weird and terrifying laugh, and put a bottle of mustard-flavored beer into the trolley with evil intentions.

Originally, there was no Pochi in tonight's party, but now that she is included, don't even think about running away.

Invite you to drink~

Fujimiya thought, and then put two more bottles of mustard-flavored beer and Korean hot sauce-flavored beer into the trolley with an expressionless expression.

Unlike the bandaged man who takes all kinds of dark snacks, Prince Yu will take some pragmatic things, such as potato chips, chocolate bars, beef jerky, etc., which are all things that normal people are willing to eat. Obviously, this girl is serious about partying. .

The two of them were busy shopping. Yukihira Furano came over with Pochi who had had his hair cut, and the four of them went shopping together.

Yukihira Furano, like Fujimiya Ori, only focuses on weird things, such as maggot-flavored gummies and slime-flavored drinks, which are more flavorful than Bandage Man.