I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Why don't you make a date at school?

Fujimiya Ori was a little confused. As he walked, he told the three girls about pretending to be Yamada Ryo's girlfriend and bringing Dango Yotsuba over to discuss the details of the role.

"Are you going to pretend to be Ryo-senpai's boyfriend?!"

From the first sentence Fujimiya Ori said, Yuigahama Yui's eyes were already staring straight in her eyes, and her face was full of disbelief: "Is it true? This kind of thing..."

No...what kind of vision are you looking for this person?

Yuigahama Yui really wants to scream: There are thousands of students at Sobu High School, Ryo-senpai, you just pick the biggest trap?

"Well…"

Nakano Yotsuba was also extremely surprised. He looked at Fujimiya Ori and saw nothing in him that was suitable for acting.

"Uh huh huh,"

Fujimiya Ori didn't realize that he had been deeply looked down upon by the two girls, and he was still boasting proudly: "That guy Ryo still has a vision, and he found that I am the most suitable person to do this, ah Ha ha ha ha!"

"...Hey, it turns out that Senior Sister Liang has encountered this kind of thing before,"

Yuigahama Yui paused for a moment, ignoring Fujimiya Ori's daily nonsense. She seemed to be feeling a little emotional in her heart, but she thought about Yamada Ryo's handsome and delicate cold face, and couldn't help but nodded: "But Ryo-senpai does have this kind of charm."

"Yes Yes,"

Nakano Yotsuba on the side also nodded excitedly: "She is beautiful, slender and elegant, and her bass is at a professional level. She even has many fans on some personal music websites. I always go to those sports There are many people in the club who are fans of Senior Liang, and I think she is really handsome and attractive."

"I also think... I have seen a video of her playing bass posted online by Ji Lai. She is sitting on a chair by the window with her guitar in her arms, playing calmly and gracefully. She feels like a noble lady who cannot tell the difference between male and female. Here~"

The two girls were discussing Ryo Yamada in a somewhat infatuated manner, as if they had reached the topic of conversation, while Goto Ichiri next to him gradually shrank in size as he listened.

Obviously I can also play the guitar... Woohoo.

On the side, Fujimiya Ori has already turned into an angry flame mummy, and his eyes seem to be burning when looking at Yuigahama.

Obviously the most admirable person in the world is right next to you, but you two... ahhhhh!I am so angry!

[You two have no vision, Bichi! ! 】

Fujimiya Ori endured it for a while, and then endured it for a while. Seeing that Yotsuba and the two were still chatting enthusiastically about Yamada Ryo, he finally couldn't bear it anymore. He swayed his body without leaving any trace and used a very skilled porcelain-touching technique. , then knocked Siye next to him into his arms.

In an instant, Fujimiya felt that he had bumped into something soft, with a faint orange aroma.

"what…"

Nakano Yotsuba paused for a moment after being hit, and couldn't help but look at Fujimiya Ori.

"Don't you have eyes when you walk? Ah!"

Fujimiya Ori jumped onto the big bluestone aside, looking down at Nakano Yotsuba and Tenko with squinting eyes, not forgetting that the villain should complain first.

"It's obviously you who bumped into me, okay?"

Yuigahama Yui looked up at the triumphant bandaged man angrily, wanting to go up and pull him off.

"It's okay, Yui."

The little angel Siye quickly smoothed things over and said, "It was just an accident."

"Yes, it's your fault."

Hearing this, Fujimiya Ori said confidently.

Even Siye was stunned at this moment: "Huh? What's wrong between us?"

"I don't care~"

Fujimiya curled his lips, spread his hands like a rogue, and said with disgust: "Anyway, global warming, the melting of glaciers, the outbreak of the Third World War, and the miserable howling of ewes in the middle of the night are all your fault."

Yubihama Yui: "..."

"What? Are you not convinced?"

Fujimiya Ori saw Yuigahama Yui's reaction, so she bent down, shook her head and put her bandaged face in front of the girl: "Hit me, idiot?"

"you…"

Yuigahama Yui gritted her teeth and stretched out her hand. As soon as she raised her hand, Fujimiya retracted her head at an extremely fast speed and looked at Yuigahama Yui in disbelief: "You really want to hit me. Ah, you are crazy!"

"Obviously you said it yourself!"

Yuigahama Yui said frantically, and Yotsuba helplessly held her forehead, looking like she didn't know what to say.

Goto Ichiri looked at the three of them from the side, silent as usual, but seeing the way Fujimiyaori and the others kept arguing, gradually, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and her usually pale face Suddenly there was a subtle smile.

;.! It doesn’t feel bad…

……

There is a solid basis for the Bandage Man to be much greater than ordinary humans.

For example, ordinary people have to do homework, but people with bandages don't have to do it at all; ordinary people have to study in class, but people with bandages can just have an empty mind.

When many high school students are calculating the start date, recalling the fear of being dominated by homework, and lamenting "What? The vacation is already over?!" "What? There are still so many summer homework to do?", the bandage man can continue as before. Lying on the sofa drinking Coke.

All he gained was the happiness of not doing homework, but what he lost was... well, he lost nothing.

This is the great thing about Bandage Man, needless to say.

"Ahaha, ahaha."

Fujimiya looked at Yuigahama and Yotsuba next to her. The two of them had been talking about homework every night since just now. After all, they were not in the same class. They had different teachers, so the amount of homework every day was naturally different. After a period of detailed and objective comparison from multiple angles, I finally concluded that Class B seems to have more homework.

Fujimiya Ori wanted to laugh when he heard this topic. After all, let alone homework, he didn't even have textbooks, and he used them all to light fires as ignition materials when making sacrifices.

The role of knowledge, when sacrificing indoor shoes, sacrifice some knowledge by the way.

"that…"

Goto Ichiri sat next to Fujimiya Ori, holding the menu of the cafe in his hand and looking at it for a long time, then he raised his head and said to the waiter next to him: "Please bring me a latte, a latte will be fine."

"Ok."

The waiter nodded with a smile, then looked at the strangely dressed young man next to him, paused for a moment, then managed to maintain a smile and said: "Excuse me... this guest, what would you like to drink?"

"Americano, no sugar."

Fujimiya ordered a cup of foreign coffee, and then thanked the waiter elegantly: "Thank you~"

The waiter frowned and left.

The four of them had been at the coffee shop for a while, but Ryo Yamada hadn't arrived yet, and sent a message saying that he would have to wait for a while, so the four of them ordered a cup of coffee first.

Yuigahama and Yotsuba are still talking about homework, and it has extended from the usual homework of various subjects to how to complete the homework of the last winter vacation.

"I, I...I wrote a lot at the beginning of the winter vacation,"

Yuigahama Yui blushed and said hesitantly: "I thought it was okay later, and then I just went to play. It wasn't until the last few days of the vacation that I realized that there was still a lot of homework left to do, so I stayed up late to make up for it."

"Me too,"

Nakano Yotsuba was also a little embarrassed and said: "There are too many left at the end and I am really dissatisfied...I also copied a little bit from May."

"Ha ha."

Fujimiya was immediately happy when he heard it. What's the difference between writing your grades carefully and writing them randomly? Copying May's results is the same as writing them by yourself.

"I also secretly copied some of Xiaoxue's."

When Yuigahama Yui saw her best friend blowing herself up, she was embarrassed to tell the truth: "When there was a study meeting at your house, I watched it secretly while Koyuki was resting. I felt really guilty."

Fujimiya Ori nodded beside him, feeling guilty~

"When Teacher Yukino came to tutor us at the beginning, our five sisters still wrote a lot,"

Nakano Yotsuba scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "But after I wrote a lot, I started to feel lazy again. I couldn't help it, my control ability was too poor, hahaha."

"I also…"

While the two were chatting, three familiar figures suddenly appeared at the door of the coffee shop. They were beautiful girls with three primary colors: red, yellow and blue.

"Oh, this way."

Fujimiya Ori waved to them.

Chapter 8 She has always liked you

"You came very early."

Yamada Ryo waved his hand casually and walked over with Kita Ikuyo and Hongka.

As soon as Hongxia and Kita sat down, Yuigahama and Yotsuba stopped chatting immediately, and the four little angels immediately started posting. All the angels finally gathered together to form a mahjong table.

There is also the Great Demon King Fujimiya Ori-sama.

"It was you who came too late."

Fujimiya Ori sat at the window, leaning on the table with his elbows and looking lazy. Pochi sat next to him, with a low eyebrow and a submissive look. Compared with the wanton bandage man, he immediately looked like a submissive one. maid.

"is it?"

Yamada Ryo sat opposite Fujimiya Ori, touched the table with his fingers lightly, and said nonchalantly: "It's a little late, it doesn't matter."

Fujimiya Ori shook his head: "It's better to talk about things quickly, I'm in a hurry to make a sacrifice."

Sacrifice is an important matter and cannot be delayed.

"Ok."

Yamada Ryo nodded, then clapped his hands and said, "Uh-huh, we are gathered here today actually for a class reunion of mine next week. I think everyone should know what is going on, so I won't stop I repeat, because Fujimiya and I have some unusual personal common sense, so please give me more ideas, Yamada Ryo is very grateful."

Hongxia and others quickly waved their hands and kept saying "No trouble, no trouble", but Fujimiya Ori had a dark face.

Who do you think is abnormal?

Yamada Ryo stretched out his hand, indicating that everyone could speak freely, so Yuigahama Yui and the others began to study the details of Fujimiya Ori pretending to be her boyfriend at the class reunion, such as how to pretend to be a couple and the degree of intimacy. Or some of the tone of speech, etc., each one of them seemed to make perfect sense.

Fujimiya Ori thought that the four of them together couldn't make up half a boyfriend, but what he said was quite reasonable.

But after all, they were four little angels. Although they lacked experience, they still passed the test in terms of common sense. Although everything the angels said was something Fujimiya loved to hear, he still reluctantly wrote it down.

"Oh, that's right, Senior Ryo,"

Yuigahama Yui suddenly remembered what it was and looked at Yamada Ryo: "Ryo-senpai, have you ever had a boyfriend before?"

"I…"

Yamada Ryo looked stunned for a moment, with a faint trace of blush appearing on his face, and said calmly: "Yes, what's wrong?"

There comes a lie.

Fujimiya Ori recognized it almost instantly, because this tough-talking look was so familiar, and it was what the bandage man was best at.

Moreover, Ichichi Hongka on the side also covered her mouth and looked very surprised. Kita Ikuyo looked at Yamada Ryo in disbelief, his eyes becoming hollow and lifeless.

"As expected of Senior Ryo,"

Yuigahama Yui looked at Yamada Ryo with some envy and admiration, and said: "I really don't know what kind of boyfriend you are looking for, senior?"

"He,"

The corner of Yamada Ryo's mouth twitched slightly, and he thought hard and said: "He is a very unique person, and he is very rich, and he is good-looking... and there is..."

Fujimiya Ori looked at Yamada Ryo's speechless look, trying hard to keep a straight face, and smiled in his heart: What you said is basically your rational type.

"What is it?"

Yuigahama Yui came over with her eyes wide open, Hongxia also looked at Yamada Ryo with curiosity on her face, and even the timid Pochi raised his head slightly, his cute little baby-fat face stared blankly. Opposite, except for the hopeless Kita Ikuyo, several girls looked extremely expectant, which perfectly explained girls' preference for gossip.

Of course, Fujimiya Ori has no interest in knowing other people's affairs. Bandage people are noble, proud, and out of vulgar taste.

Fujimiya sneered and took a sip of coffee, and listened carefully to what Ryo Yamada had to say: Although he had no interest in gossip, he was very interested in embarrassing others. When he saw how embarrassed others were, Fujimiya Gong Zhi felt that his face was getting hot with excitement.

"that is…"

Yamada Ryo held it in for a long time before he finally said, "I guess he's an otaku."

"Hey, what a surprise."

Yuigahama Yui said with some surprise: "I thought that according to Ryo-senpai's character, he would definitely find someone who likes to have fun and go out and go crazy."

Fujimiya Ori took a leisurely sip of coffee and looked at the people on the table very elegantly.

Fortunately, Bandage Man is not a homebody at all, otherwise he would have multiple people to like him~ It would be really troublesome, what should I do if he is too popular?

"No, I have indulged myself very much,"