I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

But one day...

Chapter 13 Swimming lessons

Another peaceful and meaningless day.

"I am leaving."

Fujimiya said hello to Yukinoshita Harano and walked towards the gate.

"Xiao Zhi,"

Yukinoshita Harano sat on the bed, her eyes narrowed slightly and she said to Fujimiya Ori with a little tiredness: "Don't you need me to see you off?"

"Do not."

Fujimiya Ori coldly and arrogantly reached out his hand and refused. Even for the woman who slept with him last night, the bandaged man didn't have any feelings at all.

Jie Jie Jie.

Fujimiya Ori left, and Yukinoshita Yono watched him leave. It wasn't until the figure completely disappeared that he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the album and looked at the few photos inside. The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he couldn't help it. Zhu showed a smile.

The time of the photo was when the sky was slightly bright. Fujimiya Ori was still sleeping with her eyes closed, and Haruno was also lying on the bed with his head on her collarbone, with a reddish smile on her face. It was snowing this morning. After Shimo Harano got up, she secretly took a photo of the two of them while Fujimiya Ori was still sleeping.

"Save it for the fatal blow to Yukino."

Yukinoshita Harano put away her mobile phone, stretched and then turned and walked towards the manor. She got up too early today and she needed to go back to catch up on her sleep.

……

"Hey, people are so densely packed like ants~"

Fujimiya Ori also felt good about himself today. He stood on a viaduct on the way to school, looking down at the traffic and people during the morning rush hour under the bridge. The arrogance on his face was simply unbearable.

How great the Bandage Man is, I feel like I can’t describe it in words~ If I had to say it, I can only describe it in the form of a fairy tale.

For example…

In the ancient times before the heaven and the earth were formed, the universe was boundless and chaotic, like a round egg. In the very center of the universe, the first life was born.

"I was born!"

Fujimiya Ori jumped out from the center of chaos, and looked at the world around him triumphantly, only to find that there was darkness in front of him. In a rage, he took out an ax and split the entire universe, and the world was born.

Not long after the birth of the world, Fujimiya Ori inexplicably turned into a human body with a snake's tail. He looked at the desolate and lifeless world, so he used the soil on the ground to create countless people according to his own shadow and the reflection in the river. Then he breathed on them, and these people came to life, dancing and dancing around Fujimiya Ori.

Then not long after, the sky suddenly collapsed, and all living creatures in the world fell into dire straits. The kind-hearted Fujinomiya couldn't bear it, so he killed all the monsters and ghosts who took advantage of the chaos, refined the five-color stone, and flew to the top of the North Sea. I happened to see a huge turtle in the North Sea.

Fujimiyaori exclaimed: "Turtle, what a big turtle."

So the giant turtle suffered great misfortune. Fujimiya Ori chopped off its limbs and used them to repair the four pillars supporting the sky. Then it flew to the cracks in the sky and repaired the sky with refined five-color stones. The sky was repaired and the earth was filled. , the black dragon water demon, the evil birds and beasts also disappeared, and the earth returned to peace and tranquility.

These two are the myths that happened in the bandage universe - Fujimiya Ori created the world, and Fujimiya Ori made men to mend the sky. After that, there are other myths such as Fujimiya Ori tasting a hundred herbs, Fujimiya Ori making characters, and Fujimiya Ori controlling water. The rest There are many, many more…

So there should be no problem for Fujimiya Ori to say that he is the greatest in the world.

"Hmmmm~"

Fujimiya Ori was in a good mood as she was thinking about it. She happened to see Pochi shivering walking on the roadside. Fujimiya Ori, who was in a good mood, rarely took the initiative to say hello to people: "Hey~ Pochi, isn't this?"

Goto Ichiri's body trembled slightly, and he turned his head again and again. Sure enough, he saw a familiar white figure, and he barely showed a smile: "Good morning, Fujimiya-san."

"Huh? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Fujimiya smiled at her: "My hair is messy and there are dark circles under my eyes."

"Well...I didn't sleep well,"

Goto Ichiri felt a little embarrassed, covered his blushing face, glanced at Fujimiya Ori, and couldn't help but asked softly: "Fujimiya-kun, did I hear that you are going to be Ryo-san's boyfriend?"

"Huh? How did you know? Oh, Hong Xia should have told you,"

Fujimiyazhi glanced at Pochi, asked himself a question, and then nodded: "That's probably what he means."

"Eh…"

Goto Ichiri looked at Fujimiya Ori's appearance, and seemed to be hesitant to speak. She felt that Fujimiya Ori was not a suitable boyfriend, even if he was pretending to be, it was too easy to cause trouble.

However, her eyes misunderstood Fujimiya Ori. After all, Bandage Man is the most confident and proud existence in the world, so when he saw Pochi's hesitant expression, he immediately patted her shoulder: "Are you jealous? Don’t worry, I won’t give you less love, hahahahahahaha!”

After saying that, Fujimiya Ori looked up to the sky and laughed.

"??"

Goto tilted his head, his face full of black question marks.

When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.

But she still didn't dare to say anything. After all, she was just pitiful and humble Pochi, and she couldn't afford to offend the main protagonist, Bandage Man.

So the way to school was so peaceful. Fujimiya Ori and Pochi arrived at Sobu High together and then separated.

……

After separating from Pochi, Fujimiyazhi arrived at the class and was studying in the morning. As soon as Fujimiyazhi sat down on the chair, he learned from Prince Yu that there was a swimming class this morning.

"Eh…"

Fujimiya frowned slightly, his expression a little ugly.

As we all know, the bandages on a bandaged mummy cannot be removed, and they cannot be exposed to water, so for Fujimiyaori, swimming lessons are actually internship lessons.

However, Fujimiya Ori is still very willing to go, after all, you can see girls wearing swimsuits.

It would be great if that beautiful girl from Lihua Hall was also from Class B. If that Oppai put on a swimsuit...it would be like a depth charge, and I'm afraid it wouldn't be able to float on the water.

tsk tsk~

Thinking like this, Fujimiya Ori quickly passed through the first two classes in the morning in a daze and came to the third period of swimming class.

……

In the school swimming pool, students from Class B of the first year were laughing and playing, and from time to time there was the sound of laughter and splashing.

Hot summer is a good time for swimming.

The swimming class teacher looked at the youthful students in the swimming pool with a smile on his face. Then he saw a figure sitting on the edge of the swimming pool and couldn't help but frown.

There, sitting in that place, was a dumbfounded mummy.

"This Fujimiya Ori..."

The swimming teacher looked at the mummy sitting there helplessly. This guy had been saying things like "I can't go into the water, the bandages will get wet" since the first swimming class. Later, he even found the school to react, and finally because Due to Fujimiya's personal mental problems, the school granted him the right to sit in on swimming lessons, which means he can listen to swimming lessons without going into the water, and then watch others swim, which is the so-called cloud swimming.

The swimming teacher is paralyzed. Anyone who sees a mummy sitting next to his swimming class will not feel comfortable, but the school has already agreed, and he is just sitting on the edge of the swimming pool and watching the swimming students in a daze, so It doesn't have much impact.

"This child..."

The swimming teacher looked at Fujimiya Ori. The mummy was staring blankly at the students in the swimming pool, seeming a little envious.

Seeing him like this, the swimming teacher felt a little emotional.

This child is also quite pitiful. It must be because of something that happened in the past that caused him to be afraid of water, so he didn't dare to go into the water.

It's obvious at first glance that everyone likes swimming, otherwise why would they keep staring at the swimming pool.

"Pity."

The swimming teacher, who was over forty years old, shook his head, moved to another place with some sadness, and ignored Fujimiya Ori.

Fujimiya Ori looked at the swimming pool: Oh!Oppai floated up, so powerful, oh~ that one is so powerful too.

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Swimming lessons are indeed the best, hahaha.

Fujimiya looked around, and his slimy gaze gradually fell on Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira, who were splashing water on each other and having fun together not far away, and his eyes gradually became hollow.

I've noticed before that Yu Prince's breasts are actually a bit exaggerated. Although they can't be compared with the big breasts of Likado Aya, they are not bad at all compared to Porchi, and they must be very comfortable to hold.

In comparison, Xue Ping next to me is...

Fujimiya Ori's eyes turned to Yukihira Furano next to Prince Yu, and his eyes gradually became disgusted.

Although the snow-like skin and blood-red eyes are also very attractive, but...

Where are the breasts?Where did the breasts go?Where did it go!

"Eh…"

Fujimiya sighed, feeling that Yukihira's figure could not be saved by secondary growth, so she thought of Yamada Ryo, who had a slightly better figure than her.

It's a little better, but actually it's not much better. If we rank the four members of the band in order of size, it's probably Porchi > Nijika > Ryo Yamada = Kita.

After all that, Pochi is much more powerful.

"It's like watching Porky swim,"

Fujimiya Ori sat on the edge of the swimming pool, holding her chin and sighing: "I really don't know what it would be like for her to die through the water~"

It must be scary...

A lick?A lick?A lick?

"Hey!"

Fujimiya was having wonderful thoughts when suddenly a handful of water was poured over from the side. Fujimiya was splashed all over her head and face, and she was stunned.

Is...who is it?Who dares to humiliate the great bandage man!

Fujimiya looked fiercely in the direction where she was splashed, and saw Yuigahama Yui standing in the water with her hands on her waist, looking at Fujimiya dissatisfied.

"Can you stop staring at the girls in the class all the time?"

Yuigahama Yui lowered her voice and said righteously: "And the eyes are so...dirty. If word gets out, it will have an impact on the reputation of the service department and Class B."

"Uh…"

Fujimiya glanced at her inexplicably, and then quickly slammed his hand against the water. The splash of water immediately hit Yuigahama Yui's face, and the arrogant girl instantly turned into an embarrassed drowned rat.

Chapter 14 The Glorious Deeds of the Bandage Man

"Hahahahahaha!"

Fujimiya Ori looked at the embarrassed Yuigahama Yui and was immediately overjoyed. She held her stomach and raised her head to the sky and let out a sharp laugh: "Duango, look at your stupid look, it's so funny!"

"Fujimiyaori...you guy! Damn it,"

Yuigahama Yui wiped the water on her face and looked at Fujimiya Oriichi with gritted teeth. From the look in her eyes, she seemed to want to bite Fujimiya Oriichi into fish-flavored shreds of meat.

In fact, he was very angry. After all, he was severely rejected by Fujimiya Ori yesterday. Today was a swimming class, and I saw him secretly observing the girls in the class with "obscene" eyes, so I couldn't help but splash water on him. , but was actually counterattacked.

"Huh? I just saw you having so much fun in the water,"

Fujimiya stopped laughing, propped up her chin and looked at Yuigahama Yui: "So have you thought of a solution?"

"Well…"

Yuigahama Yui's face sank and she lowered her head in despair.

"Tsk, tsk, I'm just saying that your brain is hopeless. It's impossible to expect you to come up with a solution on your own."

Fujimiya shook her head and looked at Yuigahama Yui up and down with pitiful eyes.

Hmm...it seemed like there was no up or down, and I kept staring at the dead water.

"What are you proud of?"

Seeing Fujimiya Ori's appearance, Yuigahama Yui took advantage of the situation and used a provocation: "Is there anything you can do? Your grades are obviously worse than mine. I don't believe you can come up with a way to prevent Koyuki from participating in the election."

"Huh?! Tuanzi!"

Hearing Dango's words, Fujimiya Ori suddenly became angry and felt that he had been humiliated.For the bandage man, the success rate of provoking the general method has always been [-]%, because he simply cannot stand the humiliation of others, and as a husband, the bandage man has no idea what the provoking method is, so he is basically fooled as soon as he uses it.

"Tuanzi, you are an idiot yourself, but others are not. I am not as stupid as you."

Fujimiyazhi angrily rebuked, and before Yuigahama Yui could continue to provoke him, he hurriedly told all his methods like pouring beans into a bamboo tube.

Method one is to knock on the sap.

This is a classic method. If anyone is disobedient, give her a stick and she will become obedient immediately.

"Is your name Yukinoshita?"