I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"Azhi, you are so bad."

You Zixiang looked so excited that he couldn't describe it. He tried his best to lower his voice and said, "I don't do my homework on purpose every time!"

"Yes, yes!"

Fujimiya Ori sat back on the chair and laughed proudly: "By the way, I don't plan to write today's homework at all, hahahahaha!"

"Oh, amazing!"

Like a little fan girl, Yu Prince Acura became inexplicably happy with Fujimiya Ori, while the students next to him looked at the two of them with indescribable expressions.

[How unlucky are the students who have these two weirdos as classmates]

Thinking like this, the poor fellows in Class B all looked heartbroken, because this unlucky guy was themselves! !

At this moment, a figure with a bandaged face appeared next to Fujimiya Ori and asked doubtfully.

"What are you two talking about?"

The third weird thing appeared.

Yukihira Furano's face was wrapped with a strange bandage. It was different from the ordinary bandages worn by Yu Prince Acura and Fujimiya Ori. It seemed to have a strange pattern on it. If you look closely, it seemed to have a cute and naive white pig on it.

"You are this?"

Fujimiya Ori looked at the bandage on Yukihira Furano's face and couldn't help but ask.

"Ah, I persuaded you!"

Prince Yu raised his hand high in the air and said, "Furano-san believes in the God of the White Piggy, so he is not willing to wear a white bandage anyway, because it means betrayal of the White Piggy, so I I was just thinking, can I combine the white pig and the bandage? So..."

"Dangdang!"

Prince Yu brought a white patterned bandage to Fujimiya Ori and said: "UOG Group specially made it. You can choose the customized pattern cotton bandage. There is even a wool version. In the coming cold winter, even It can be used as a warm arm guard!"

"Is it still possible?"

Fujimiya looked at the white bandage in Prince Yu's hand that had become a commodity with an expression of astonishment, then looked at Prince Yu's face, and immediately noticed something different.

[The bandage on Prince Yu's face is also patterned. It seems to be in the shape of complicated and bright butterflies and flowers. It is very beautiful! 】

And if you look closely, Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira Furano don't have their faces wrapped around them regardless of themselves, making it difficult to see, breathe and eat. Instead, they have wrapped most of their faces. Some parts of the skin are exposed, such as the area next to the beautiful eyes. The bandage around the mouth is also designed to be a mask-type bandage that can be pulled off, so that breathing and eating are not affected at all.

With such a bandage wrapped around the face, not only does it look unsightly, but it even gives a sense of coolness like a handsome female ninja. Obviously, although Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira Furano have bandages on their faces, the girls' preference for beauty makes them The shape and wrapping method of the bandages have been modified to suit them, completely changing the original Fujimiya Ori’s dull and weird bandage shape.

【This…】

Fujimiya looked blankly at the bandage styles on the faces of Prince Yu and Prince Yu, and then at the bandages on his own body. In comparison, the ordinary ones on his body looked extremely shabby, and he suddenly felt like his heart was broken.

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

[I’ve had a bandage on my brain for several years, but it’s not as good as two people who just had their brains bandaged]

[What age are you still wearing traditional bandages...]

"Damn it!"

Fujimiya bit her thumb and almost had the urge to vomit blood on the spot.

They were definitely incomparable, but Fujimiya Ori would not admit defeat. He gritted his teeth and refused to look in the direction of the two of them, secretly devaluing them in his heart.

Theater in the brain:

There is only a beam of light on the dark high platform, which shines in the center of the podium. In the center of the light, Fujimiya Ori, who is covered in bandages but wearing a military uniform, is facing countless bandaged people in different shapes below the stage. Fujimiya Ori spoke loudly, or in other words, brainwashed.

[This kind of patterned bandage made for beauty and practicality has betrayed the glory of God and the original intention of the bandage!It has become a blood-sucking insect used by shameless humans to earn profits from the bandage tribe! 】

[Today's young people in the bandage community no longer compete with whose beliefs are more pure, but with whose bandages are more novel and whose shape is more beautiful]

Fujimiya Ori, who was in military uniform on the stage, had sharp eyes and shouted fanatically: "This is depravity, this is shameful depravity, this is the erosion of our great bandage family by sinful humans! We must resist this behavior! Resist it! This kind of bandage! Only in this way can we maintain our undying faith in God forever!! Only in this way can the Bandage Clan and the Bandage Empire be forever great!!"

After a brief silence, countless excited cheers came from the audience.

"Yes! We must resist this kind of thing!"

"Patterned bandages are evil!"

"We should burn this bandage!"

"That's right! Burn them all!"

"We will also launch a war against humans because they use such despicable means to try to corrode us!"

"Make the Empire Great Again!"

"Make Fujimiya Ori great again!"

“Make Fujimiya Ori great again!!”

The fanatical shouts continued, and finally turned into "Make Fujimiya great again", and Fujimiya Ori in military uniform stood in the crowd like a newly born leader, enjoying the support and cheers of the bandaged people, and even There was also a girl named Fujimiya Ori who presented a bouquet with a pretty pink face, and the leader Fujimiya Ori accepted it gracefully and waved to the audience with high spirits, as if he was the leader of the new era.

"but…"

An untimely little voice sounded, and countless Fujimiyazhi stared at him with blood-red eyes, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour.

The soldier Fujimiya stared blankly in that direction. It was a little Fujimiya, who seemed to be only a few years old, not long after he had just put on the bandage. He held a volume of taboo sins tightly in his hand. The patterned bandage looked timidly at the crowd around him, but bravely said a word.

"Very handsome..."

The next moment, the fanatical crowd disappeared, the Fujimiya Empire, which was about to become great again, also collapsed, and even the world of the podium disappeared, leaving only a mouth on the podium that was still indestructible, stubbornly shouting: "Patterned bandage is evil!"

then…

"Give me a portion too."

Fujimiya Ori stretched out his hand to Prince Yu with an expressionless face: "I want indoor shoes with patterns."

Chapter 22 Bandage Man’s first make-up lesson

"Hey? Azhi, do you want it too? Indoor shoe pattern?"

Prince You's eyes shone brightly, and he asked doubtfully: "Is there such a thing?"

"I didn't expect that Fujimiya-kun would also wear a new type of bandage,"

Yukihira Furano fiddled with the bandage hanging by her ear with one hand. The snow-white color was like an extension of her hair. She said with a cute smile, "I thought you would definitely stick to your traditional way."

"Of course a plain bandage without patterns is the best, there's no doubt about it,"

For a moment, Fujimiya Ori felt as if her mouth did not belong to her, and she began to speak on her own: "But..."

Fujimiya Ori's eyes gradually narrowed as he thought of himself looking handsome wearing a new style of bandage.

[He is totally a super handsome bandage believer! 】

"Well, there's nothing wrong with a little change,"

Fujimiya Ori silently stuffed his hands into his pockets and said expressionlessly: "Occasionally, you have to change your image. Occasionally..."

Fujimiya's eyes narrowed slightly, and a self wrapped in a brand-new patterned bandage appeared in his mind. The white helmet-like bandage, coupled with the elegant indoor shoe pattern, revealed a pair of eyes like holy light. They were the perfect bandage believers following the new era. ah!

【Well...it doesn't seem to be bad】

……

"Hey, Azhi, you actually have to make up classes during the holiday,"

When Prince Yu heard what Fujimiyazhi said, his eyes widened in surprise, looking a little unbelievable, and said, "Is it true?"

Yukihira Furano also covered his mouth in surprise and couldn't help showing a weird expression.

[You, a person who "I never do my homework", actually take the initiative to make up classes during the holidays]

[As expected of a bandaged man, the logic of his behavior is completely incomprehensible to ordinary people]

"It's not something I want to make up for. Of course I don't want to study, but there is a guy with the worst character in the world who forces me to study."

Fujimiya crossed her legs and sat on a stool like an old man, with two beautiful bandage girls standing next to her. It looked like she had entered the stage of Fujimiya's empire after the invasion of the God of Bandages in advance. He showed an indignant look and said : "That man should be hung up in bandages and beaten hard."

"It can make A Zhi say he has a bad character,"

Prince Yu looked at Fujimiya Ori with some concern and distress, and comforted him: "That must be a very bad person."

Yukihira Furano also frowned and said venomously: "Yes, forcing people to study is simply torture. That person is simply full of evil."

Fujimiyazhi snapped her fingers with an expression of "You are right."

"Then what are you going to do, Zhiqin?"

Prince Yu changed his name to an intimate name, calling Fujimiya Ori as he called Yukihira Furano, and said: "Do you really want to make up for the class?"

"No idea,"

Fujimiya Ori spread his hands helplessly and said, "I can only go over and cause trouble. There is nothing we can do about it."

"This is indeed something Orichika can do~"

Prince You couldn't help but hold his stomach and burst into laughter: "Ah hahahaha, you are indeed Azhi, I recognize your evilness!"

[Evil, simply too evil]

[Not only did they steal the precious indoor shoes of other girls, but they even destroyed their study plans. Rounding them off is like ruining their lives, hahahahaha]

[Is there a more evil bandage man in the world than me?No! 】

Fujimiya Ori was intoxicated with his own evil, and his heart was full of expectations for tomorrow. Suddenly, he looked at the two girls beside him with some doubts, and said: "Speaking of which, how are your grades? "

"me?"

Prince You pointed at himself and said with a smile: "I don't know any math at all, and everything else is just so-so."

"I'm better at liberal arts, but in math, I'm almost at the bottom with Yu Zixiang."

Yukihira Furano pushed up the non-existent glasses and said with some regret: "Although it's a pity, the cold female math teacher with glasses and a plump and obscene figure doesn't really poke my sexual fetish. I still like lolita. The same liberal arts that can be bullied casually."

[What are you talking about? Why can’t I understand it?]

Fujimiya Ori's head was suddenly full of black questions, and he raised his head and said: "The results of you two are really poor."

"No~"

You Zixiang showed a somewhat unconvinced look and said, "What about you Zhiqin? You don't even do your homework every day, so your grades must be very bad!"

"My grades are extremely good,"

Fujimiyaori began to brag: "There is no need to take an exam for admission."

【Really not needed】

[Do I, a bandage believer, need to learn?Very redundant]

Fujimiya Ori smiled and looked out the window. The green branches flickered to block the morning light. White clouds dotted the blue sky. The summer breeze gently hit his body, bringing a refreshing coolness. .

This summer in Chiba, the temperature seems to be a bit low.

What a beautiful day.

……

The next day, a happy and beautiful Saturday, Fujimiya slowly came to the station. As expected, he saw a slender and beautiful girl standing under the license plate. It was Yuki, a Sobu high-ranking fifth. The second young lady.

[On a rare Saturday, I actually have to get up so early and come out to make up classes. Could it be said that I am now experiencing a painful life in the dream of a social animal? 】

Fujimiyazhi stretched out her hand to block the dazzling sunlight above her head, then swayed her body to Yukinoshita Yukino, tilted her head and looked at her without saying a word.

"You're a full 15 minutes late,"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at the watch on her wrist. Even the usually calm Yukino glared at Fujimiyaori angrily and said, "Please give me a suitable reason."

"Hmmmm~"

Fujimiya Ori put his hands on his hips, showing a proud face, and said: "Yes, I was late on purpose, just to make you wait a little longer!"

[Ah ha ha ha, evil, really too evil]

【Deserved it!This is my envoy’s revenge on you for asking me to make up lessons. Feel free to regret your rude behavior! ! 】

Fujimiya only felt that she had grown the little devil's horns and small black wings. Thinking of Yukinoshita Yukino's "defense-breaking look" that was about to show, Fujimiya looked at the girl in front of him eagerly and couldn't help but reveal her An expectant look.

"Humph~"

However, at this time, Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly and said: "I had already guessed that you would be like this, so I came more than ten minutes late. It was indeed true."

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

【You...you despicable villain! ! ! 】