I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"How could it be? Haha, I trust you Tuanzi very much,"

Fujimiya Ori was a little nervous. From the corner of his eye, he saw Prince Yu walking over, so he immediately changed the subject and said, "It's just the right time for you to come to UOG. Are you still a virgin?"

Prince You praised: "???"

Don't you know if I am?

"Uh…"

Fujimiya's eyes trembled, knowing that he had just asked a stupid question, so he said: "It's just a joke."

Fujimiya then turned to Yuigahama Yui: "Look, Prince Yu and I asked the same question, so it's just a joke."

"I advise you to refrain from such nasty jokes."

Yuigahama Yui said: "If you say such a thing, a normal girl would be angry."

After Yuigahama Yui left, Fujimiya Ori was a little silent.

Do normal girls get angry...

Could it be that...the Bichi content among high school girls is not as high as I thought?

Isn’t it said that one-third of neon high school students have experienced it for the first time?How could there be less Bichi?

Fujimiya Ori was puzzled, but in fact this problem was easy to solve.

The figure of one-third is indeed correct, but it is indeed the average of all schools in Neon. However, Sobu High School where Fujimiya Ori is located is the key school with the highest deviation value in Chiba City, and all the students in it are A level that is more excellent and has self-control, so in return, you should cherish yourself more. There are only a small number of lovers, and naturally there are not many people who have become gods. It can even be said that they are only a handful.

Strictly speaking, Fujimiya Ori-san single-handedly increased the godhood rate of Sobu High School sophomores. It can only be said that he is worthy of being a bandage man whose responsibility is to spread evil.

But Fujimiyazhi definitely couldn't understand this kind of thing, so after thinking about it for a long time, he decided not to think about it.

Anyway, whether they are Zhen Bichi or not has nothing to do with him. Is it possible that the bandage man said that to them just to ridicule and slander them?

"Um…"

Fujimiya Ori was thinking about the little maid last night, her thoughts were a little strange, and something like white dough seemed to be flickering in her mind.

"The data is more accurate."

It is also a good thing.

……

What is it like to have a popular senior girlfriend?

Regarding this question, the bandaged man can only say: I am confused.

Pochi refers to the guitarist who ended the band, Kazuri Goto from Class C of the second year~

On an ordinary weekend with normal weather, no earthquakes, and no tsunamis, the center of the entire world, the supreme master of the evil world, and the great believer of the gods, the Bandage Man, is located at an intersection on the commercial street of Chiba City. , the purpose is to wait for girls.

As a result, after waiting for 10 minutes, Yamada Ryo arrived late.

"Ah, you came so early,"

Wearing a cool and handsome blue shirt on his upper body and a pair of sports shorts that exposed his white calves, Yamada Ryo walked through the crowd lightly. When he arrived in front of Fujimiya Ori who was waiting impatiently, he said: " Do you really want to date me?"

"I boil it!"

Fujimiya Ori was almost angry and cursed.

Ms. Hirano, who likes to drink black tea, has a famous saying: It is a social statement to agree to arrive 10 minutes early.

In the eyes of Fujimiya Ori, this sentence is a fallacy. He also has a famous saying: The protagonist is always the last to arrive.

The higher your status, the more you have to make your final appearance. The longer you make people wait, the more eye-catching your appearance will be.

Therefore, Fujimiya Ori has to arrive 10 minutes late every time, so as to maintain the reserve and nobility of a bandaged person.

As a result, Ryo Yamada was 10 minutes late, and this guy was 10 minutes late.

what happened?How dare you arrive later than me?

Are you more noble than the bandaged man?

So before the date even started, Fujimiya Ori, who had only said one sentence, started to get angry.

I lick, lick, lick~.jpg

Chapter 25 Going to be defiled

"Did you know you were two and ten minutes late?"

Fujimiyazhi glared at Yamada Ryo and said in a bad tone: "I have been waiting for a long time."

The character of the bandage man is like this. It is natural for him to be late and make everyone wait for him for 10 minutes. But if someone else makes him wait for 10 minutes, he cannot accept it. The essence is that his concept is different from ordinary people.

In his opinion, only people with noble status are qualified to wait, and the bandaged man is the noblest in the world, so he should be late and let others wait. This is what he should do, not others.

"Sorry sorry,"

Yamada Ryo waved his hand nonchalantly, yawned and said, "I stayed up late last night listening to rock music, so I got up late this morning."

"Um…"

Fujimiya looked dangerously at Yamada Ryo up and down, intending to say something vicious, but when he saw Yamada Ryo's exposed slender white calves under his loose sports shorts, his eyes gradually became wandering.

Original original original…

Forgive me~

"Uh-huh, forget it then."

Fujimiya raised her chin and generously forgave Yamada Ryo's offense: "Let's leave quickly."

"Wait a minute, you're dressed like this,"

Yamada Ryo stopped Fujimiya Ori who was about to leave, pointed to the bandages on his body and said: "Why are you still wearing a mummy suit? Didn't you agree not to do it today? I wouldn't be embarrassed if you were dressed like this."

"What's wrong with you when I'm wearing a bandage?"

Fujimiya glared at Ryo Yamada to express his dissatisfaction, and then explained: "Just find a place on the side of the road when we are almost there, and I can take off the bandage."

"Hmm...a little bit incomprehensible,"

Yamada Ryo tilted his head, and his sea-like blue hair fell on his shoulders: "You just put the bandage on at home, can't you just come out again?"

"You hopeless guy is so unreasonable,"

After hearing what Ryo Yamada said, Fujimiya suddenly looked like he had seen the winner of the Olympic Mental Retardation Competition. He grabbed one of the bandages on his body and said seriously: "If I go outside without a bandage, I will definitely be hurt. What if I What should I do if I get hurt? Who will protect me?"

Yamada Ryo: "..."

I really can't understand, who would hurt you?Do you think you are the Neon Prime Minister?Will you be assassinated if you walk outside?

"Forget it, whatever you want."

Yamada spread his hands and said, "As long as it doesn't affect my class reunion."

"In the end it's your fault,"

Yamada was relieved, but Fujimiya Ori was still dissatisfied and complained naggingly: "Didn't I agree before that I would find someone to dress me up? Where's Hongxia? Where's Kita? Where's the person who dressed me up? Why didn't he suddenly come? ?”

"Hongxia and Kita both said something happened!"

Yamada Ryo said helplessly: "I don't know what's going on, this is the only way."

"What about you? Don't you know how to dress up?"

Fujimiya looked at Yamada Ryo: "There is also Poch, isn't Poch good?"

Yamada Ryo raised his face expressionlessly: "To be honest, my aesthetics for boys have always been long hair, smoky clothes, naked bodies, ripped clothes, heavy metals, etc. It is best to have tattoos and earrings. If you can accept it, I don’t recommend it.”

Fujimiya Ori: "...Let's forget it."

"Pochi's aesthetic is similar to mine,"

Yamada Ryo explained: "Her aesthetics are more hippie-like, the kind of frivolous rock guitarist who likes to play with women. She is a little weirder than me. I just know that Bochi and I have different aesthetics from ordinary people. So as soon as Hongxia and Kita said they had something to do, I canceled the task of dressing you up. I didn’t want me to think about dressing up for a long time, but in the eyes of my classmates, my points would be deducted. "

"So it is,"

Fujimiya Ori nodded in sudden realization, looked at Yamada Ryo and said with emotion: "You two have really weird aesthetics, haha."

Yamada Ryo's face was expressionless: "You are the only one who has no right to say that I have weird aesthetics."

"Come on, get there early."

Yamada Ryo pushed Fujimiya Ori twice and urged: "It's a good idea to take the advantage."

"I know, I know..."

Fujimiya Ori was pushed away from the intersection.

And next to a streetlight not far from the intersection, three heads were arranged up and down, red, yellow, and pink from top to bottom.

"They're gone,"

Kita Ikuyo pulled down the loose high-collar coat that covered half of his face, and said in a stern tone: "Follow them!"

"Copy that, Sergeant Kita."

Ichichi Hongka, who was wearing a pair of eye-catching sunglasses, looked around her surroundings very vigilantly. Even though Kita Ikuyo was on top of her head, she still held her earphones and replied like an agent: "Continuing to track the target."

Goto Ichiri, who was pinned down by the two girls, was about to cry without tears: "Why am I here?"

"Does it even need to be said?"

Kita Ikuyo lowered his head and educated the crying Pochi solemnly: "When you do bad things, of course you have to form a team together. If you fight alone, you will definitely fail, okay?"

Goto Ichiri still had a grimace on his face: I mean, why would I show up here and do bad things with you?

"Remember why we came here,"

Kita Ikuyo stared with green eyes and said loudly to the two girls below him: "Protect Ryo-senpai."

"Hey hey~"

Hongxia nodded perfunctorily, her eyes brightening as she looked at the backs of Yamada Ryo and Fujimiya Ori in the distance.

It was probably yesterday afternoon that Ikuyo Kita approached Nijika, and then found countless reasons to punish poor Nijika-senpai. Anyway, he wanted to let Nijika follow him to follow Yamada Ryo and Fujimiya Ori no matter what. classmate reunion.

Kita's reasons are also very good: Fujimiya pretended to be Yamada Ryo's boyfriend in the past, so in order to prove this identity, he probably had to do some intimate behavior with Yamada Ryo, and Ryo is a kind of neutral person who is more open and generous. Girls are not as sensitive as ordinary girls to certain outrageous contact behaviors. This can be seen from her usual behavior of hooking up with Fujimiya Ori.

So under this premise, it is difficult to determine whether any accidents will happen. After all, who Fujimiyaori is, people who are familiar with him probably know in their hearts that he is not a normal person. He usually stares at girls in various positions. There is no concealment, and his mind is probably filled with all kinds of evil and astringent thoughts. It is simply a dream to expect this person to do nothing when he encounters something that can be taken advantage of. I am afraid that the bandage man will not just start licking Licking~

Therefore, in order to prevent the accidental occurrence of excessive intimacy between Yamada Ryo and Fujimiya Ori, and to prevent himself from being put on a green crown by the bandaged man without knowing it, Kita Ikuyo forcibly roped in Nijika-senpai and Pochi into the gang. This "vigorous" tracking operation was organized.

"Ugh…"

Hongxia yawned. She actually didn't think anything of Kita's worries. After all, no matter how close they were, could anything big happen?Ryo Yamada is just more open-minded and free-spirited, but not slow or cowardly like Porchi.

However, Hongxia still came with her. After all, she was bored on the weekends and had nothing to do to have fun. By the way, she could also participate in Yamada Ryo's gossip, and the somewhat crazy suitor from one of Yamada Ryo's junior high school classmates was also present. If If that guy does something after being stimulated, I can help him.

Archangel Hongxia is like this, she always wants to help her friends.

"Isn't it enough to have...Senior Hongxia?"

Goto Ichiri hesitated and said: "Why do you bring me with you? I am such a useless person... following you will only cause trouble."

"...Pochi, do you really think so?"

After hearing this, Kita Ikuyo was stunned for a moment. He looked at Goto Ichiri with strange eyes, paused and said, "I feel like you have been a little too close to Fujimiya-san recently? Could it be that you have only known him for such a short period of time?" After a while, you abandoned your closest band mates and friends and went to Ori Fujimiya's side. Don't forget that Ryo-san and I, Hongka-senpai are your most important partners. Remember the bond that ended the band! Pochi!”

"Well…"

Goto Ichiri was shocked by Kita Yuyo's loud shout, and suddenly felt that his whole body was on fire...well, he still couldn't burn it.

If it really ignites so easily, Porky will no longer be Porky.

But even if he wasn't enthusiastic, Poch was still a little moved.

Yes, after ending the bond of the band, when I was in the most difficult time, it was Liangsang and the others who accepted me and gave me my first friends. Now that they need me, of course I have to help them without hesitation.

"Okay… okay."

Pochi nodded gently: "I'll accompany you, let's go together."

"This is my partner, let's save Ryo-senpai together!"

Kita Ikuyo shed tears of emotion and hugged Pochi and cried.

Hong Xia on the side: "..."