I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Brain...my brain hurts so much, it feels like it's going to explode.

Yamada Ryo covered his blue head, leaned over and lowered his head, without saying a word.

"what happened to you?"

Fujimiya Ori asked pretending to be concerned.

"Don't talk to me, you irresponsible scoundrel."

Yamada Ryo's feeble voice came: "From now on, I will pretend that I don't know you outside."

"Hey, I've tolerated you for a long time."

Fujimiyazhi rose up, revealing the original ferocious face of the bandaged man: "I keep saying strange things, why should I be responsible? Ah! Am I not at a disadvantage?"

"what?"

Yamada Ryo's brows jumped, a little confused.

"Obviously she took advantage, so she should be responsible for giving me money to spend,"

Fujimiya Ori said confidently: "Otherwise, I will be judged in the future."

"you are great."

Yamada Ryo sighed from the bottom of his heart. The eyes he looked at Fujimiya Ori finally turned into looking at a non-human being. He shook his head and leaned back, saying: "So, how are you going to treat Prince Yu? Have you? I advise you not to do this. I'm afraid that you will be arrested by the Yuji family and sent to prison, or sent to some biological laboratory. I heard that their family's company has this industry, right in Osaka. In the suburbs on the other side, there is news every day that people can be heard screaming in the ravine all night long, and it has almost become an urban legend."

"It won't be a big deal if I dump him."

Fujimiya Ori thought for a moment and said honestly: "Let's take it into the harem."

"Huh? Harem,"

Ryo Yamada was probably shocked more times today than she had been in the first half of her life combined. Her pink lips were slightly open for a while, and Ryo Yamada looked at Fujimiya Ori with sideways eyes, and said with a strange tone: "Yo yo yo~ It's so amazing, Fujimiya-sama, Now that you have a harem, you don’t really think of yourself as an emperor~"

Fujimiya frowned and became angry: "I am the emperor."

Yamada Ryo was a little surprised by Fujimiya Ori's answer. He was silent for a moment and said: "Fujimiya, chuunibyou is a disease that affects sophomores in junior high school. You are now in the second year of high school and you have repeated too many grades. I advise you to stay the same." Graduate early.”

"Well…"

Fujimiya Ori was speechless by Yamada Ryo's complaints, and could only glare at Yamada Ryo to express his dissatisfaction.

"Besides, she is the eldest daughter of Prince Yu's family, okay?"

Yamada Ryo raised his wine glass and imitated the elegant posture of a noble lady, and said yearningly: "How could you accept such a thing? If you dare to mention it, you will definitely be..."

As Yamada Ryo spoke, he suddenly fell silent.

It doesn’t seem like he definitely won’t be able to accept it…

Because I seemed to have already had a threesome before, and Fujimiya Ori has been living a very comfortable life so far. He is still inseparable from Yu Prince and Yukihira every day, living a parasitic life of reaching out for clothes and opening his mouth for food.

This situation...could it be said?

"Are you serious?"

Yamada Ryo stared into Fujimiya Ori's eyes, a little unbelievable.

"Hmmmm~"

Fujimiya Ori returned to his triumphant state, raised his head and looked down at Yamada Ryo arrogantly: "Is there any need to say it?"

"...Seriously, in a way, you are really special."

Yamada Ryo gave Fujimiya Ori a thumbs up and praised him sincerely, and then his expression finally became calm.

After all, she is a rock girl. Ordinary high school students are much more open-minded in terms of ideas. Moreover, Yamada Ryo is more mature than her peers because she has always been poor and has to eat grass. Therefore, in her opinion, starting a harem is not a It's so hard to accept. After all, there are a large number of successful people in society who have multiple dating partners, and the higher they are, the more common this kind of thing is. Even Yamada Ryo's own father actually...

So for Yamada Ryo, what really makes it difficult for her to understand is the identity of Yu Prince Acura. No, she is rich, beautiful and has a good figure. Suitors can pile up from here to the moon, but she comes to enter the harem. Yamada Ryo said he couldn't understand.

"...Hmph."

However, after a brief surprise, Liangsang, who is very receptive, calmed down and became a little more interested in this matter. After all, Liangsang pursues "people without character are better off dead". For a high school student harem, There's obviously something unique going on, so naturally there's a bit of interest.

"It's quite interesting,"

Yamada Ryo showed an interesting smile to Fujimiya Ori and asked curiously: "When did you start thinking about starting a harem?"

"From birth."

Fujimiya Ori proudly said, a born bandage person!The born emperor of the earth!

Yamada Ryo nodded, it turned out to be birth.

A purely natural and pollution-free man with congenital dandruff. There are very few creatures with such evil nature.

"Does Prince Yu really agree?"

Yamada Ryo continued to collect the information he had received for the first time in his life, his eyes slightly bright and he said: "I still don't believe it."

Hearing this, Fujimiya Ori showed a reserved look: "She should be happy. If she is qualified to enter the harem, she should wake up laughing when she sleeps. Hey hey."

"..."

Yamada Ryo: "...You actually said that, then it would be fine no matter what."

Yamada Ryo thought for a moment and asked a rather sensitive question, but one that she especially wanted to know: "Apart from Prince Yu and Yukihira, who else is in your harem?"

Yamada Ryo really wanted to know this question. After all, it was so curious. Yamada Ryo speculated in his mind about possible people, such as Fujimiya Ori, a member of the service department, who was in the same class with him and had very big breasts. The older girl seems to be named Yuigahama Yui, and she has short orange hair, a very energetic and cute athletic girl with big breasts. She is also a member of the service club, and her name is Yotsuba.

The last one is Yukinoshita Yukino, who is very famous among the White Five... She doesn't think so. His temperament is too aloof and cold, and his person seems to be more old-fashioned and serious. I'm afraid there is no way to get along with Fujimiya Ori.

:'', who else is left...

Yamada Ryo thought of many people in her mind, all of whom she saw in school who had some contact with Fujimiya Ori: the second-year junior high school loli Kotori Yurikka who lived above Fujimiya Ori, and occasionally met him The weak maid Yoshino Koiwai, and even Nakano Yotsuba's four sisters, Ryo Yamada, who were all together, went through it in their minds to decide on the candidate.

however…

Fujimiya looked at Ryo Yamada up and down, and said without thinking: "Isn't that you?"

Yamada Ryo: "..."

"you…"

In a brief moment, Yamada Ryo turned red and gritted his teeth and said: "You...you are dreaming!"

Help, the dandruff man actually set his sights on me? !

"Uh huh huh, you can be happy now,"

Fujimiya Ori's moon-white face was full of pity: "This is God's choice."

Everything is the opinion of the God of Bandages (crossed out) and the man with the bandages.

Anyway, I am a three-good believer of the Bandage God. What’s wrong with collecting a little bit of the harem in the name of God?If you rule the world in the future, you still need to build a harem~

I lick, lick, lick~

"you…"

Yamada Ryo finally couldn't maintain his composure. He glared at Fujimiya Ori with his yellow eyes for a long time, then put on a look of disdain and said seriously: "I advise you not to have any ideas about me. That is impossible. If you It is very possible to accept Boqi. Look at how soft-hearted she is. You can easily accept her if you scare her, so you should go and accept Boqi."

Ryo got angry and began to push his juniors out to attract fire. If you want to bully, just bully Poch. I, Ryo Yamada, still have the dream of being a rock girl, and I don’t want to be entangled with strange people!

teammate?I sell!Teammates are meant to be sold.

It's a pity that Liang Sang's method of selling his teammates today is obviously useless.

"Poch?"

Fujimiya Ori looked at her and said doubtfully: "It's Porchi."

Yamada Ryo: "..."

I can't stand this guy anymore.

"What is that? Let me ask,"

Yamada Ryo raised his hand slightly and asked weakly: "What will you do if I don't want to say anything?"

"How could there be someone who doesn't want to?"

Fujimiya Ori's face was full of confusion, Bandage Man, would anyone really reject Bandage Man?

"I don't want to!"

Yamada Liangdao said, I decide my own destiny.

"If you don't want to, accept the trial."

Fujimiya Ori's eyes burned like fire. If you refuse me, you are guilty and must accept my judgment.

"You are terrible,"

Yamada Ryo's expression became languid, and he looked at Fujimiya Ori and said, "I don't understand why Prince Yu would follow you, just because of your face?"

Fujimiya Ori thought for a moment: "I was attracted by my personality charm."

Yamada's liangpin lips curled up slightly, and he curled his lips and said, "Does your charisma mean cheating on someone, having a harem, and asking your girlfriend to give you money?"

"Uh…"

Fujimiya Ori was silent for a moment and said: "Maybe he likes smart brains and wants to improve his genes in this way."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yamada Ryo laughed straight away, holding his stomach and bending over with laughter: "The last one in the grade is still smart. If word spreads, I am afraid that even if it is not a hippopotamus, it will make the big teeth laugh. The top richest people in the world are trying to improve your genes, and the prince's family Do you like to collect particularly weak genes?"

"Well…"

Fujimiya Ori blushed at Yamada Ryo's words, and pretended to be disdainful: "What do you know? How can true nobility be reflected in these simple places."

Chapter 35 The boring interlude comes to an end

True nobility…

Ryo Yamada couldn't help but was slightly stunned when she heard Fujimiyazhi say such words. She looked at Fujimiyazhi's pale face and seemed to understand a little, but she still couldn't see through the fog.

"I, I, I..."

Yamada Ryo, hesitant to speak, leaned forward a little and looked at Fujimiya Ori. There were traces of bandages on his face for a long time.

"what happened?"

Fujimiyazhi pinched the edge of the wine glass, tilted his body and turned to look at her with a smile. The smell of wine was filled with sultry fireworks, and his velvet-like eyes dotted with stars reflected an unpredictable light in front of her, red fire and elegant. The light colors form a beautiful picture.

"..."

Yamada Ryo was in a trance. Fujimiya Ori's short voice seemed to set off a huge wave in her mind. At this moment, her heart was full of uneasiness, as if she saw her life decades away in an instant. On the other side yes.

Yamada Ryo was frightened for a moment. He looked away in panic and looked elsewhere in the room. The dim light was gloomy and depressing, and the ceiling with a hint of bright color seemed to reflect the changing colors of Christmas lanterns, which were mottled.

Everyone in the room was talking, either loudly or discussing in a low voice, talking about topics they didn't want to know amidst the noisy pop music and swaying lights. Those voices were like sharp thorns. The scratching on her rusty heart shell made a sharp sound, which together with the roaring music formed a symphony called pain.

Yamada Ryo reached out and stroked her short blue hair that had been trimmed not long ago. She closed her eyes tiredly. The sound in her ears made her feel the bleak chill of winter even though she was in the room. She missed the desolate sound of the wind. , mixed with the beautiful sound of bagpipes, or a hint of intoxicating melody in the roar of rock, not here.

"seriously…"

Yamada Ryo lowered his body slightly, shook his head and said with a bitter smile: "What am I doing here?"

Fujimiya Ori was slightly startled and whispered: "Aren't you pretending to be your boyfriend?"

"Yeah, pretending to be your boyfriend."

Yamada Ryo raised his head and glanced at Fujimiyazhi, then gently stretched out his hand and grabbed Fujimiyazhi's hand: "Then dress up a little bit?"

"…All right."

Fujimiya Ori's heart moved slightly, but he did not break away.

"Fujimiya..."

Ryo Yamada looked at the cloudy liquid in the wine glass and whispered softly, "I really want to go to college."

Fujimiya nodded noncommittally: "Yes."

Just think about it, I want to do a lot more things than you do, but it’s not like I can’t do anything.

"I actually...want to go to the same university as Hongxia, and if possible, I want Pochi and Kita to come with me,"

Yamada Ryo looked cold and calm: "I don't want our ending band to be just a whim of a few high school students. I want it to continue. In college, or even after graduation, we can continue to move forward until one day we can become a member of the industry." It’s a rock band that stands out from the rest of the world.”

"Be realistic."

Fujimiya spread his hands and poured cold water: "Even if you get admitted to Hongxia's university, Kita can almost go, but can Bochi get in? It's definitely not possible. Do you know what her grades were last time? He's only a few dozen positions higher than me."