I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

【really…】

Suddenly, the bandaged man spoke.

"No, I wasn't hit by a car."

Fujimiya Ori's face wrapped under the bandage made a sound. The sound was a bit dull, but it was so decisive.

"I put the bandage on myself on purpose."

[Even if I disappoint Jing's kindness, I don't need to integrate into the so-called group or support from others, because I am a bandage weirdo]

"Listen to me, my name is Fujimiyaori,"

Fujimiya Ori loudly stated to the whole class the belief that he has carried out throughout his life: "I am a believer of the God of Bandages in this world, and I am also the only preacher. I will not have any contact with you except as a classmate. , please don’t disturb me in your daily life, and I won’t disturb you, that’s all I have to say.”

The classroom was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop. The students all had strange expressions on their faces and stared blankly at Fujimiya Ori on the podium.

[This can probably be regarded as a different kind of manifestation of the Holy Spirit in front of others...]

[Unexpectedly, there are people who have gone to high school and have not yet graduated from chuunibyou]

This was the thought that flashed through the minds of all the students in Class B at the same time, except for the duo by the window.

Yukihira and Yu Prince's eyes became bright again, and their eyes glowed with pink hearts.

【I'm coming! 】

[A complete and utter weirdo]

[The last piece of the puzzle for the Weird Association! 】

"Ugh…"

The silence in the classroom was broken by Hiratsuka Shizu's helpless sigh. She clapped her hands and pointed at Fujimiyaori's head and said: "That's probably it. When this child was in a car accident, the most seriously injured part was his head. Look at the whole head. He’s covered, he’s mentally a little abnormal now, just don’t pay too much attention to his words and deeds.”

"No, my head is not broken!"

Fujimiya frowned and explained seriously: "What I said is true, I am..."

"Okay, please quickly find a seat and sit down."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's nose was almost crooked with anger, so she quickly interrupted him and looked around for a seat.

[I tried my best... I really tried my best to carry it, but I couldn’t carry it at all! ! 】

As expected, wherever Shizuka Hiratsuka looked, she could see a hint of rejection and disgust in the eyes of her classmates.

[Even though Mr. Hiratsuka explained it well, Fujimiya Ori’s reaction is really weird, and he seems to have mental problems...]

[Who wouldn’t feel awkward sitting next to such a person?]

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at everyone's reaction and sighed in her heart. She really tried her best to let Fujimiya Ori integrate into the class, but this child still ruined it with actions. It is estimated that Fujimiya Ori will become a member of the class in the next three years. A weird lonely character.

【Completely refuse to interact with others】

【Why does it become like this...】

"Hi hi!!"

Suddenly, a girl raised her hand high, swung her arms and said, "Teacher Jing, let the strange classmate sit in front of me."

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked over following the sound and was stunned for a moment.

That person was none other than Yu Zixiang. At this time, she was waving to Fujimiyazhi with a face full of joy, calling him to come in front of her.

The classmates in the class looked a little strange, and no one said anything.

If you look at appearance and family background, then Yu Prince Acura is simply an invincible existence in Sobu High. The UOG Group is not only a chaebol, but even a top chaebol in the world. In the world of Resident Evil, it is simply another umbrella company. , and Yu Zi Acura has inherited all the advantages of the noble surname Yu Zi, and his appearance can beat a debut female idol.

Just looking at these two points, she can no longer be described as a goddess or a flower of high mountain in Sobu High, that is, a true god!

But this one has another name.

【The top five black people who refuse to date~】

Sobu High School has the so-called White Five and Black Five. The White Five refers to the five students who are extremely good-looking, have good personalities, and are very popular in the school. For example, the ace of the football team who is currently on the scene. Hayama-san, Miss Yukinoshita from Class A, Student Council President Hakuin Seira, etc. all enjoy the status of idols at the level of Flower of the High Mountain in school.

The Black Five who refuse to date are another extreme. Although they have impeccable looks, their personalities are so weird that they are completely different from ordinary people, making it impossible for people to get along with each other and unable to date. This is also Even the so-called [refusal to associate].

And You Zixiang, this young lady who often climbs over the school walls, often brings some weird technological products to torture her classmates, and completely refuses to get along with boys, is on this list.

It is worth mentioning that her friend Yukihira Furano is also a member of the Black Five because of his terrifying venomous tongue and super fondness for sex. The two of them travel together every day. In addition, one has black hair and the other has white hair, so they are known as One. The black and white evil spirits in Class B are so shocking that people can avoid them.

But now, the eldest lady of the fifth black class suddenly stood up and greeted Fujimiya Ori, as if she wanted to make friends, which made the students in the class look a little weird.

They don’t think it’s Prince Yu who sings the love song. This lady is a top-level young lady. She would probably be a princess in Europe. Although they don’t know why she went to Sobu High School, how could she see it? What about the common people who can get to Chiba?

[In fact, when Prince You first entered school, there were many boys in the school who had bad intentions and wanted to climb high. After getting frustrated, they all transferred schools and left without a trace, so now no boys dare to take the initiative to follow her. Got in touch]

Do you understand the value of more than a dozen vans of bread?

Chapter 3 Only affects bandages...

Prince Yu looked at Fujimiya Ori with a pure smile on his pretty face.

For students in Class B of the first year, You Zixiang Ge is a very strange existence. Even though this girl has a special status, she has never behaved in a way that looks down on others. She is very approachable and has no temper. She will apologize when she does something wrong. She often smiles and takes out products from her family company to share with her classmates. Apart from her somewhat off-kilter personality, there are almost no flaws in her.

So after a short period of unfamiliarity, You Zixiang became an ordinary student. After class, several girls often chatted with her and went to the cafeteria together.

Because of her fun-loving and good-tempered personality, some people even mistakenly thought that this girl was actually the type who was easy to conquer. So she received love letters in the shoe cabinet and was called to confess her love by a boy after school. Like an ordinary beautiful high school girl.

However, a few days after the incident of confessing love in the shoe cabinet after school, and after several people who pestered Prince Yu were silently expelled from school, the students in Class B still realized a conclusive fact: this girl was not the same as them. people of the world.

But now, this special flower of the high mountains waved happily to the bandaged man, beckoning him to sit next to her quickly.

On the side, Yukihira Furano quietly pulled the hem of her clothes, seeming to persuade her to be more reserved.

【What exactly is going on? 】

……

"Hey?"

Hiratsuka Shizu looked at Miss Yu Prince with a face full of enthusiasm, and looked a little headache-y.

She was deeply impressed by this girl, not because of her family background or appearance, but because of something that left people speechless.

Memories in the mind:

"Teacher, this is a newly developed product at my home. It was returned because the marketing department did not pass the quality inspection. I will bring it over for you to try."

Prince Yu rushed to the female teacher in a white coat, with a harmless smile on his face, and handed a black bottle containing a strange liquid to Hiratsuka Shizuka who looked confused.

"Ah...thank you?"

Hiratsuka thanked her subconsciously, took the bottle and looked at it curiously, then returned it and said, "But it still doesn't work. You should give it to your classmates. Teacher, I don't need this kind of technological product."

"Hmm~"

Prince You shook his head and said: "My family said that we need to get more opinions from young people, so I gave it to the teacher."

"young people!"

Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes suddenly opened slightly. This sentence spoke to her heart. Yes, she is also a young person, only in her twenties. Why can't she use this kind of technological product? She should give it to him.

"Well, you actually said that. After all, I am also a young man, haha,"

Shizuka Hiratsuka scratched her head a little embarrassedly, but she couldn't hide the smile on her face, so she opened the lid and said, "Let's get to know each other."

"Hey hey hey~"

Prince You had a harmless smile on his pretty face, and a hint of planning flashed in his eyes.

[Obviously not bad intentions]

Sure enough, after Shizuka Hiratsuka opened the lid and smelled it, her body instantly softened, her eyes seemed to be covered by mist, her face was flushed and she held on to the wall on one side. She looked at the girl in front of her and couldn't help but said: "Prince Yu, What on earth is in here?”

"Oh, you didn't drink it directly?"

You Zixi sighed with some disappointment and said: "I asked my family to develop the latest q-drug. It not only makes people secrete excessive hormones, but also increases the probability of yang. The dose in this bottle is enough for two people." An elephant gives birth to a litter of babies.”

After a brief moment of confusion, the female teacher simply collapsed. She said in disbelief: "No, why did you give me this?"

"Because teacher, you often sigh and say that you can't find a boyfriend,"

You Zixiang confidently put his hands on his hips and said, "If you drink this, it will definitely increase your feminine charm. You will definitely be able to find a boyfriend, get married and have several children in less than a month!"

Hiratsuka Shizuo: "..."

"Who is using you as a student to worry about my affairs!!!"

……

The memory in the mind ends.

Hiratsuka Shizu held her forehead speechlessly. It had been a long time since this happened, but she still felt a hot feeling on her face when she recalled it, and she quickly put it behind her.

Looking at the beautiful girl who stood up and waved widely to greet Fujimiya Ori, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was standing on the podium, was filled with rejection.

This Yu Prince Acura is definitely a complete weirdo, and Ori Fujimiya is also a hopeless weirdo. If these two people come together, who knows what kind of chemical reaction will occur.

[Oh, maybe three people get together]

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at Yukihira Furano, who had a glaring look next to Prince Yu, with a helpless expression.

Fujimiya Ori looked at Prince Yu singing with a somewhat confused expression.

[He said that kind of thing, how come there are still people who are so enthusiastic about him?]

But it doesn’t matter, it’s the same wherever you sit.

Even if the person in front of you is a super beautiful girl, just pretend that she doesn’t exist.

[He will only have sexual desire for beautiful bandages]

"You go over there."

Fujimiya Ori looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka next to her with questioning eyes, and Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hand, motioning for him to come over and sit down.

"Okay~!"

Prince You jumped excitedly, which immediately made the people around him look even weirder.

[What on earth is this young lady thinking? 】

……

Fujimiya Ori sat in front of Yu Prince, next to Yukihira Furano.

As soon as he sat down, Fujimiya felt two strange, fiery eyes staring at him. He turned around and saw Yukihira Furano, who was staring calmly at the blackboard.

I couldn't help but look back, but I happened to see Prince You Xiu Ge hurriedly looking away, and my heart suddenly tightened.

[What’s going on with these two people? It’s been so strange since just now]

[I seem to be entangled with strange people]

Fujimiya Ori felt inexplicably uneasy. She felt a little calmer after stroking the bandage wrapped around her arm.

[The God of Bandages will protect me, so it doesn’t matter...]

after class.

"Hello, Fujimiya-san!"

Under the somewhat surprised gazes of the people around him, Yu Prince Acura came to Fujimiya Ori as soon as get out of class was over and said with a smile: "My name is Yu Prince Acura. This is our first meeting. Let's become good friends!! "

Prince Yu's eyes were bright and he looked at Fujimiya Ori without blinking, looking like a young girl falling in love.

"Hey hey??"

The eyes of the surrounding students suddenly widened, especially Yuigahama Yui who was not far away.

"Okay, that's too much..."

Yuigahama Yui murmured a little lowly. When Prince Yu transferred to another school, she often took the initiative to chat, but she couldn't become friends at all. As a result, when the new classmate came, Prince Yu rushed to get close to him. Why? ah?

Chapter 4 Indoor Shoes as Sacrifice

However, faced with the active entanglement of the beautiful girl in the new class, Fujimiya Ori's reaction was indifferent.

"Oh."

Fujimiyazhi glanced at the girl, frowned and waved his hands: "No."