I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"I said..."

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but frown, looked at Fujimiya Ori and said: "Your attitude is too indifferent, Yotsuba will never say hello to you again."

"roar~"

Fujimiya Ori was surprised: "So her name is Yotsuba."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "...You are amazing."

Fujimiya was minding his own business. His eyes with his bandaged face could not be seen clearly. The five people still looked like that. How could he tell them apart?

[There is a kind of sin called sin because of one’s appearance. In his eyes, the five Nakano sisters fall into this category]

[However, he can recognize the one who gave him indoor shoes, his name is Ichika]

……

Fujimiya Ori and Yukinoshita Yukino walked side by side in the city after the typhoon.

Fujimiya Ori was still walking with the crab-like domineering temperament as always, but suddenly, he discovered something interesting.

After a heavy rain, the ground in Chiba City was full of puddles. The water on the ground was so clean that it could even reflect people's reflections. These puddles successfully attracted the bandaged man.

So he abandoned the crab square step, like a naughty child, he raised his straight legs high every step, as if walking in a goose-step, and then deliberately fell into the puddle, and suddenly the water splashed everywhere, and in the splashing In the water, Fujimiya Ori smiled happily.

"what are you doing?"

Yukinoshita hid quickly, so she didn't get drowned by the water. She looked at Fujimiya Ori with a dumbfounded look: "Are you a child? Don't be like this."

Fujimiya Ori just ignored Yukinoshita's words. If he was obedient, he wouldn't be a bandage man.

"Daddy lives~Daddy lives~"

Fujimiyazhi happily said incomprehensible words, which made Yukino frown and couldn't help but ask: "Where did you learn this word?"

"Daddy lives, daddy lives~"

Fujimiya Ori still ignored her, as if he was chanting some strange spell, with a pleasant smile on his face and his eyes like crescent moons.

[Bandage people like to see other people in pain. As long as they see people sad or distressed, the feeling of sweet joy slowly flowing into their hearts is intoxicating and makes people want to open champagne! ! 】

[This kind of myself, this kind of Fujimiya Ori, must be the most perfect and only bandage man in the world, a lonely and evil bandage man]

Fujimiya Ori walked faster and faster, getting further and further away from Yukinoshita. He did this deliberately, wanting to go home alone.

Yukinoshita Yukino did not chase, but walked slowly, staring quietly at the retreating figure, her expression gloomy and sad.

She only felt that there was a barrier between the two of them, which was made of countless invisible whites, an incomprehensible bandage wall. Even if the city gate would occasionally open for a while, it would soon be cautiously closed again.

In the end, it is still a city wall that cannot collapse.

[Main Mission of the Service Department: Defeat the Bandage Man]

[Current progress: 10%]

……

The typhoon was over, and the school had a holiday as promised. Naturally, the school administration ignored it and disappeared. There was no way, it was like this in high schools.

So Fujimiya Ori could only drag her tired and bandaged body and once again embarked on the painful journey to school.

In his mind, he had already knocked down all the school leaders of the eighteen generations above him, and he highlighted an aggressive character.

[The main thing is to get up early. It doesn’t matter if I go to school. I’m just in a daze anyway, but I can’t stand getting up early]

Fujimiya Ori was furious, but as soon as she arrived at school, she immediately received the news that a surprise exam was going to be held.

To be honest, when he heard the news that the exam was about to take place, Fujimiya had the thought of burning down the exam room for a moment.

"I'm... numb with anger!!"

[But I still have to take the exam...]

then…

math test.

Fujimiya Ori wrote abcd on the four sides of a pen. When encountering a multiple-choice question, he would roll it on the table and choose whichever one was on the top. When filling in the blanks, he would write random numbers, leaving the big questions blank.

Chinese language test.

The multiple-choice questions remain the same as before, and the blank questions are filled with nonsense, and the composition is "Praise to the God of Bandages~"

Ditto for English.

History…blank roll.

Physics…blank paper.

I don’t even bother to write the direct name of chemistry.

At the end of the exam, Fujimiya Ori collapsed on the table from exhaustion, but felt extremely proud of his evil feat.

Prince Yu sang and danced around in a ballet-like posture, and the way he appeared was still so novel.

"Azhi also handed in a blank paper today?"

Prince You laughed and said, "Me too."

"There's no way, I don't know anything, and the bandaged man shouldn't have taken the exam,"

Fujimiyazhi raised his eyes and said lazily: "Why did you hand in a blank paper? Don't you usually answer the questions well?"

"Because Xiaozhi also handed in a blank paper, so I have to hand in a blank paper too. This is my companion!"

Prince You was in high spirits and said, and then he felt a little embarrassed: "But I still feel a little ashamed, even though my math score is basically zero, hahaha!"

"Well, my father has been to school once before,"

Prince You scratched his head and laughed: "Although the principal was busy licking my father's shoes at that time, he later told me that it didn't matter if he didn't take the exam, so he shouldn't be criticized by the teacher if he didn't write."

"Oh? Does the principal of our school like to lick shoes?"

Fujimiyaori raised his eyebrows, showing a rare expression of surprise.

Prince Yu recalled the scene where the principal of Sobu High School knelt down and licked the boots of his father, the UOG chaebol president.

[Hiss~ The CEO’s high-end leather shoes feel different when you lick them]

Prince You nodded affirmatively: "Yes, Mr. Principal likes to lick shoes."

Fujimiya Ori was filled with admiration: "What an amazing hobby."

Several students next to him were dumbfounded, and the image of the principal in their minds completely collapsed.

"Fujimiya-kun,"

Yukihira Furano turned around from the table in front, his expression still as calm as before but with a hint of a storm about to come: "Did you go out during the typhoon two days ago?"

"No?"

Fujimiya Ori looked at the strange look in Yukihira's eyes and wondered, "What's wrong?"

"That's such a shame,"

Yukihira Furano showed a look of pity, and then closed his eyes intoxicatedly: "I went out at that time, holding my white piggy umbrella above my head, feeling the hurricane coming from the sky, it was so high [Beep~] The same pleasure~”

Fujimiya folded his arms and said, "Oh, what happened next?"

"later…"

Xue Ping said expressionlessly: "Later, the umbrella was blown away. I was blown up with the umbrella and I was hung on a street lamp. I was finally rescued by the firefighters."

Fujimiya Ori: "...It's great that you survived."

"I just heard that if you stick your head out of the window in a fast-moving car, you can feel the feeling of Oppai burying his face,"

Yukihira Furano's face had that strange pink blush again, he covered his face with his hands, and his voice was full of coquettishness that was inappropriate for his age: "Then when you go out in typhoon weather, you will definitely feel the feeling of being attacked by oppa all over your body, right? , that’s why I went out, after all, it was my dream.”

Fujimiya Ori was confused: "I remember your dream last time was to plant white piglets all over the world."

Yukihira Furano tilted his head and curled his lips: "It's all my dream, what's wrong?"

The three people were chattering noisily, and the people around them stayed far away, as if they were afraid of being polluted.

During the short class break, three members of the Weird Association gathered together to chat. It was a world that only belonged to weirdos, a world that ordinary people could not understand and were unwilling to understand.

As for Yukinoshita Yukino, that service club is a world for normal people, a world that bandaged people resist.

Chapter 39 Tsurumi Rumi

It was another weekend, and Fujimiya Ori stood under the bus stop on the street, with a gloomy and sinister expression on his bandaged face, causing everyone nearby to stay away from this bandaged monster without leaving a trace.

It's obviously a beautiful weekend, why would the ultimate homebody go out?

That was because of a sudden phone call from an unscrupulous teacher who was looking for trouble.

"Anyway, I've found some activities for your service department, which is to take care of the spring outings of nearby primary school students,"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's carefree voice came from the phone: "Just follow me and take a look. Yukinoshita is watching you. I'm not afraid of you making trouble anymore. Let's have fun and don't stay at home all the time." Come on, that’s it, bye.”

"dudu~"

The phone hangs up.

……

[Damn it! ! 】

"Why take care of primary school students!"

Fujimiya Ori slammed a stone under his feet and flew it away, his eyes turned into deep and evil black holes, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I have so many things to do, how can I have time to do such a thing!"

"Praise God~"

Fujimiya struggled for a while before she could hold back the anger in her heart, and then managed to calm down with relief. She said a terrifying word with slightly focused eyes: "Just sacrifice all those elementary school students."

【Sacrifice!Sacrifice!Sacrifice! 】

Fujimiya was excited, Yukinoshita Yukino came from nearby, looking at Fujimiya Ori with some regret.

"Ahem, Yukinoshita, isn't this right?"

When Fujimiya Ori saw someone coming, he coughed twice and said, "You were also made a virgin."

"The word "La Zhuangding" is really apt,"

Yukinoshita complained and said: "I can't help it, Hiratsuka-sensei always likes to leave such troubles to others."

"Xiaoxue! And Aori!"

While the two were talking, a cheerful voice came from a distance. Yuigahama Yui, wearing a cool sportswear, ran over with "duangduangduang~" breasts, then panted and held her knees, raised her head and smiled. He said: "You guys came so early."

"Oh! Who are you not? It's that, that...that,"

Fujimiya blinked and stared at Yuigahama Yui for a long time before suddenly realizing: "That's the one, um, I can't remember."

"Yuigahama!"

Tuantou roared angrily. He was already out of breath, but now he almost passed by in one breath.

"Oh~ Yuigahama."

Fujimiya nodded and looked away indifferently.

Yuigahama: "..."

[No, I can’t bear it anymore]

One wave after another, a car drove over. The car stopped. A familiar woman wearing sunglasses and a white coat got out of the car. She laughed and said, "What? Everyone from your service department is here. I I can’t drive faster than you guys.”

Yukinoshita Yukino said: "This can only mean that Mr. Hiratsuka, you have no sense of time."

"Being late is the privilege of adults."

Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hands nonchalantly, and a few people walked down, including a handsome blond boy, a domineering blond girl, a short-haired black-haired girl with four eyes, and a frivolous man who seemed very noisy and suitable for learning rap.

Fujimiya didn't recognize any of these people, but Yuigahama looked very familiar with them and greeted them one by one.

"Hello~ Yumiko, Himirai, Hayama-san, and Tobe,"

Yuigahama smiled and said, "Good morning."

"Yui, it's really hot this morning,"

Miura Yuko opened her mouth to complain: "Don't you think it's strange to go out in such hot weather?"