I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

[What’s the use of having a money printing machine? Where can I find this kind of money printing paper specially used for printing money? If you only have a money printing machine and no paper, you can’t print money]

Yukihira Furano wanted to understand this, and his expression suddenly looked as sad and angry as if he had won 500 million but lost the lottery ticket. When he came home and saw that his wife had run away with someone, Fujimiya Ori was speechless.

[Yukihira is greedy for money and sex. Apart from his appearance, he is just a wretched uncle.]

【I am different from her】

【I am only greedy for money】

……

"In short, Honshu Island's..."

In the drowsy lecture of the history teacher, Fujimiya squinted her eyes and moved her head little by little. And in the overwhelming sleepiness coming from this shop, Fujimiya noticed a gaze on her. Keep an eye on him.

Fujimiya Ori feels that there will definitely be trouble, absolutely.

Sure enough, after lunch break, Fujimiya Ori was approached by Yuigahama Yui.

On the rooftop of Sobu High School, a man and a woman stood in the shadowed corner of the building.

"Xiao Zhi, please accompany me to the hospital to see Yukino tonight."

Yuigahama Yui clasped her hands together and said seriously: "She is very ill. I think she will be very happy if you go and see her."

"I can't die again."

Fujimiya Ori's tone was cold and hard. He felt that what he said was really cruel. The pleasure of revenge appeared again, the pleasure that surged from his spinal cord.

[Having said so myself, this dumpling should give up and retreat.]

Sure enough, Yuigahama Yui's eyes turned red after listening to Fujimiyazhi's words. She pointed at Fujimiyazhi with a trembling hand: "You, you, you..."

"What are you,"

To be merciful to the enemy is to be cruel to oneself. Fujimiya Ori showed no mercy. He shook his head and taunted Laman. He looked at Yuigahama Yui with squinting eyes and said in a deceitful tone: "I just won't go, what can you do to me?" How's that?"

Before Yuigahama Yui could say anything, Fujimiya Ori directly activated her ultimate move with full firepower: "Why are you dictating to me? Do we have any other relationship besides being in the same club? I still don't understand I still can’t remember your name, but you still call me by my name as if I’m very familiar with you. Do you understand when you call me Fujimiya-sama, you are a “walking European” and “Bichi Danko”!!”

【see it?I didn’t just attack Yukinoshita, I also attacked you]

Fujimiya pointed at Yuigahama handsomely and gave her the nickname he gave her. This was the taunting method he learned from Tsunea Adachi - giving the other party a nickname. Judging from the aggressiveness, he has already She can be compared to Lady Ai Ji, even better than her.

Zoroji only gives nicknames to boys, while Bandage Man only gives nicknames to girls.

These two nicknames are extremely vicious, especially the word "Bichi" which is extremely harsh.

Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest weapon. She was called "Bichi" behind her back because of her dressing style, such as wearing one less button on her collar, or shortening her school uniform skirt, etc. Yuigahama had been sad for a long time, and even secretly wiped away her tears. Now that Fujimiya Ori pointed at her and poked the sore spot, Yuigahama's nose immediately became sore, and tears were about to fall down.

Just as Fujimiyazhi shouted "Walking Oppai", a small cheer came from the deeper shadows on the back of the building. Fujimiyazhi looked in that direction and saw long lines growing up and down on the wall of the building. Two mushrooms came out, one black and one white.

[Guigui, aren’t these Yu Prince and Yuki Ping?When did these two people come up?]

Fujimiya Ori was speechless. Without even thinking, he knew who had given out the celebratory cheer just now. Yukihira Furano had always been full of malice towards girls from the European school.

"You have to go by yourself, I won't go."

Fujimiya Ori looked in that direction, shrugged at Yuigahama Yui and said, "I'll leave if it's okay."

"Don't go..."

When Yuigahama Yui saw that Fujimiya was leaving, she cried in a panic and stretched out her hand to take Fujimiya's arm.

"I said..."

Fujimiya Ori dodged as if avoiding a snake and scorpion, and the next moment his eyes turned into flowing lava, but his voice was as cold as if it were carved out of a thousand-year ice cave: "What do you know about me and Yukinoshita? What do you think?" What makes me think I have to go to the hospital to see her? Just because of her ministry?"

Yuigahama lowered his eyebrows and said nothing.

"To tell you the truth, it was me who caused her illness."

Fujimiya Ori started to brag about running a train. In fact, he had no idea how Yukinoshita Yukino caught a cold. Anyway, it was his fault: "I am the culprit. I used to take time to see a doctor."

Yuigahama Yui raised her eyes. Her eyes were not as incredible as Fujimiyaori thought, but seemed to have been expected. However, the heartbreaking sadness in her eyes made Fujimiyazhi close her mouth.

"That's it, I'm leaving."

Fujimiya Ori said something and then left without saying a word, leaving Yuigahama Yui standing alone on the rooftop.

Two figures secretly followed him in the shadows. After going downstairs, a figure immediately came over and hooked up with Fujimiya Ori.

"Well done, my mate, from today on you are my best friend,"

With tears in his eyes, Yukihira Furano hugged Fujimiya Ori's shoulders, magically took out a bottle of champagne, opened it with a "bang" sound from the corkscrew, and took out a bottle of champagne from Yu Prince's pocket. Cup, respectfully poured a cup for Fujimiya Ori first: "Please use it, just like your gentleness."

Yukihira had a unique theory of "big-breasted women being guilty" in his mind. Yukihira would only feel happy about Fujimiyaori's attitude towards Yuigahama, so he unceremoniously opened the champagne on the spot.

"Where did it come from?"

Unlike Yukinoshita in Fujimiya's slanderous words, bandage people really smoke and drink. Fujimiya raised his eyebrows in surprise, took a sip of the wine glass, and smacked his mouth with dissatisfaction. This wine It tastes really weird.

Yukihira also had a drink of his own and said, "Prince Yu stole it from his father."

"My ghost~"

Fujimiya Ori was so frightened that she almost dropped her goblet and looked at the champagne bottle in Yukihira's hand. It was full of incomprehensible words.

[The bandage is on, Fujimiya Ori feels that he must have drunk a house in Chiba City just now]

"It's really good wine."

For a brief moment, Fujimiya Ori immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "This delicate taste is simply wonderful!"

"I feel good too."

With an elegant smile on his face, Yukihira Furano held out his cup to Fujimiya Ori, and the bandaged man instantly changed into a reserved gentleman's face. The two touched the cups lightly: "It's just like...it's like~"

In an instant, the dusty stairwell turned into a dinner party where gentlemen and ladies drank together.

[Strange, why did the school uniform suddenly change into a suit?]

Chapter 58 Hospital

The two villains Fujimiya Ori and Yukihira opened champagne to celebrate, while Yu Prince Acura glanced at the rooftop behind, looking embarrassed.

Fujimiya glanced at her and understood.

Although Yu Zixiang often gets into all kinds of incredible troubles because of her outrageous thinking and off-line behavior, she is actually a bit gentle in nature.

Her overly advantageous family background meant that she had never suffered at all since she was a child. However, this did not allow her to develop a temperament like a charming princess. Instead, she was full of kindness to the people around her. This is why she often brought snacks to school. , just to distribute to the classmates.

Just by looking back, Fujimiya Ori knew that Prince Yu was a little worried about Yuigahama. After all, as mentioned before, Yuigahama was considered someone in the class who could talk to her a few words.

"You go and stay with her, Prince You,"

Seeing the embarrassment on Prince Yu's face, Fujimiya Ori immediately became a Buddha in the light of the relics. He said with a kind and sad face: "The bandage is on, please forgive your child. What an outrageous thing I said." , I am really guilty."

"Do not…"

Hearing Fujimiya Ori's words, Prince Yu's dim eyes lit up at first, then he shook his head slightly, looked at Fujimiya Ori and said: "I believe A Zhi said that...it's definitely not without reason."

[What a simple and stupid child]

[The person standing in front of you is a bandaged man]

"What if there is really no reason? Maybe the reason is because I don't like her, or maybe I am naturally keen on hurting other people with words."

Fujimiya Ori looked at Prince Yu with interest, wanting to see how she would answer his funny question.

Prince You praised the song with his mouth flat, and said a sentence with some grievance: "Then what else can I do...just pretend I didn't see it."

Fujimiyazhi stopped talking. He saw something in Prince Yu's eyes, which was a kind of love that did not distinguish between good and bad.

[This feeling felt familiar to him, so he felt at a loss.]

"Ahem... let's talk about our summer travel plans."

Fujimiyaori took the initiative to find other topics and talked about what the three of them had talked about before: "Where to go to play, this is an important question."

"Hi!"

Yukihira Furano was the first to raise his hand and said: "Chief referee, I have something to say."

"Okay, Yukihira, please speak!"

Although he didn’t know how he became the chief referee, Fujimiya Ori pointed at Yukihira Furano obediently.

Yukihira Furano adjusted his collar and said seriously: "I want to go to Mount Everest!"

"Oh! The highest peak in the world!"

Prince You suddenly became excited, waved his hands and became happy again, saying: "Okay!!"

"It's not impossible,"

Fujimiya Ori thought that Prince Yu had to bear all the expenses anyway, so it didn't matter where he went, but he still asked: "But why are you going there?"

[Just to climb the world’s highest peak? 】

[Fujimiya Ori feels that Yukihira will definitely not do such boring things. There must be other reasons that match her bad taste]

Yukihira Furano said with a flushed face: "Because I saw on the Internet that you can experience the highest altitude in the world by skiing from the top of Mount Everest. It is the most powerful pleasure, so I must go. climb!"

【Just say yes if you see it】

"Dismissed."

Fujimiya vetoed the proposal with one vote and looked at Yu Prince Acura.

"Hey! I want to go diving!"

Prince Yu did a magic trick and took out a fan swimming goggles, put it on his head and said energetically: "You should go swimming in summer!"

"no!"

Fujimiya Ori decisively refused with a bone-crushing tone.

Prince You said in confusion: "Why?"

Fujimiyazhi pulled off a little of her school uniform, showed her bandaged body to Prince Yu, and then said nothing.

[The person with the bandage is afraid of water. The bandage will get wet, and then the person with the bandage will die]

"Ah ha ha ha, A Zhi, you are serious, why did I forget this, it doesn't matter, our family will provide the latest fully sealed diving suits, and there will also be a small submarine following us to pick us up at any time,"

Prince You raised his head and laughed: "And when we go to our family's private waters, no one else can see it."

"That's not OK."

Fujimiya curled her lips and refused to agree. There should not be any potential threats regarding her bandage.

So the three of them discussed the entire lunch break, but could not solve the problem of where to go during the holiday.

……

Summer vacation...

After the summer vacation, I will be a sophomore in high school, and there will be a lot of juniors and juniors coming to Sowu High School.

[Then I can show off my seniority to the entire grade, hahahahaha! 】

[Well, even though I’m usually very impressive]

Fujimiya Ori leaned back on the chair and started the beautiful fantasy time of the bandaged man. Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira sat behind him and talked about some weird things. When they got up, Yu Prince's pink fist would be lightly smashed one by one. Behind Fujimiya Ori's back, it was like giving him a pat on the back.

The combination of these three people is so harmonious that it even makes people in Class A feel weird.

In particular, the three members of the trio, Yu Oji, sang a song, and her changes after Fujimiya Ori entered school left many people with a knot in their throats.

Although You Zixiu Ge usually laughs and laughs in school, looks cute and has no brains, and can talk to everyone, but if she is really easy to get along with, she will not be in the black five.

In fact, she often has an inexplicable feeling, that is, even if she is standing in front of you and talking to you, you are half a world away from her. This feeling even if it is As a social expert, Yuigahama Yui inevitably feels powerless.

If I had to describe it, it was simply a species gap, her thinking was incompatible, and her family background and appearance were completely different. This made it difficult for ordinary people to approach her.

But again, even if you can't get close to something like the Flower of the High Mountains, you definitely don't want others to come across it.

But now Fujimiya Ori gives people the feeling that he has already picked it.

Because now he is not only inseparable from Yu Zixiang every day, but he has not even been ordered to leave the school like the previous boys who tried to get close to Yu Zixi. What does this mean?The boys in the class were unwilling to think too much in this direction, so they could only talk a few words behind their backs, and then pray and curse Fujimiyaori in their hearts.

[After all, watching Yu Prince Acura and Fujimiya Ori act visibly closer and closer, it really makes people crazy with jealousy]

Not to mention that there was Yukihira in the trio. Regardless of her personality and figure, this person was also an idol-level beautiful girl who was worthy of everyone in terms of looks. As a result, Fujimiya Ori was taken away.

Wori, the boys and girls in Class B of the first year were simply in disbelief. They really couldn't understand what it was about Fujimiya Ori, a lunatic with bandages all over his body, that attracted Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira Furano.