I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"It's so complicated."

Prince You had a strange expression: "Can you explain it simply and clearly?"

Fujimiya Ori continued to hold her chin up and said expressionlessly: "I really want those indoor shoes from Kuromon Kuroin."

Prince You sang: "..."

[So that’s it, I got indoor shoe disease]

Fujimiya Ori put on an extremely serious bandaged face: "Due to some personal reasons, before the cultural festival ends, I must get the indoor shoes of Hei Baiyin Qingra and then sacrifice them."

"roar~"

Prince Yu put on a serious face that was exactly the same as Ori Fujimiya's: "Mr. Fujimiya still has a serious expression when he speaks such lines. It's really unusual."

"But you should also know that this is definitely not for some low-level and obscene human desires,"

Fujimiya Ori's serious bandaged face did not change at all: "It is for the lofty miracle and the divinity of self-sacrifice."

"Hmm, it's true that I can't feel any erotic feelings at all."

I will not move even if the enemy does not move. Prince Yu's expression did not change at all: "Ah, by the way, do you like the President of the Black and White Institute?"

"It is impossible for me to have romantic feelings for humans."

Fujimiya Ori said seriously.

"Such clear eyes can say such extremely obscene words,"

Prince Yu nodded seriously: "That means Mr. Fujimiya wants indoor shoes for girls who don't have any romantic feelings."

Well...that's it. "

Fujimiya Ori faintly noticed something was wrong.

"I'm not the girl I like. If I get indoor shoes, I won't use them to do strange things."

Prince Yu said these words with a solemn expression, and the eyes of Yukihira Furano, who had been silent next to him, suddenly became brighter than a light bulb.

[It’s hard, Fujimiyaori’s fist is hard]

"will not."

With a cold tone, Fujimiya Ori grabbed Yu Prince Acura's wrist and pulled her out of the class: "Convene an emergency meeting immediately!"

"Ah, wait a minute, Azhi."

Yu Prince Acura was pitifully dragged out of the room by Fujimiya Ori, while Yukihira Furano followed out as if he was watching the fun.

……

The weirdo association department room.

A big square bed that is big enough for one person to roll around on it and not too cramped for two people to wrestle on it is leaning in the corner. There are three and a half thick pillows on it and a huge pillow that can cover the entire bed. There is a thick quilt and a sofa that can accommodate one person next to it. These two places are where weirdos rest.

A huge Triceratops skull was hung on the wall. In the end, Prince Yu brought the dinosaur fossil over, but it changed from a Tyrannosaurus rex skull to a Triceratops skull.

There are a bunch of strange props on the table, the most conspicuous of which is the treasure of the town - the money printing machine. It and the special banknote paper for Fukuzawa Yukichi next to it are really conspicuous, exuding a five to ten year feeling. The beauty of a prison sentence.

There are a lot of rockets in the corner, white bandages hanging down everywhere in the room, extra-thick curtains that block the sunlight outside the window, and dark lights specially added to the ceiling to set off this otherwise ordinary activity room. It's extremely weird, with an extremely weird atmosphere.

This is the world of weirdos, the Weird Society.

Now, the three kings of Shituoling have returned to the court and are preparing to hold a serious round table meeting of weirdos.

[This meeting will determine the fate of all students at the Sobu High School Cultural Festival! 】

"Boom! The meeting begins!"

Fujimiya Ori knocked hard on the blackboard twice and pointed with a serious expression at a group case he drew on the blackboard. It could be vaguely seen that it was a pair of indoor shoes.

"Anyway, before the cultural festival ends, I have to get the indoor shoes of the girl named Shira Hakuin, the student council president of this high school,"

Fujimiya Ori tapped the blackboard hard and made perverted remarks: "And on the day of the cultural festival, burn it as an offering to God."

"That...we all knew this just now."

Prince Yu raised his hand weakly and whispered: "But Oori, you haven't said why it happened suddenly? The indoor shoes that Furano and I give you every day... aren't they enough?"

As she spoke, her tone became a little angry, and she looked at Fujimiya Ori as if she were looking at a greedy thief.

"Girl! That's a good question!"

Fujimiya Ori made a weird gesture of covering her face, and said with a gloomy expression: "You can never have too many indoor shoes, but in fact, what you have given is enough. Under normal circumstances, you don't have to ask for others. ”

"That…"

Prince Yu wanted to ask, but was interrupted loudly by Fujimiya Ori.

"But! Ever since that day when I accidentally saw the indoor shoes of Hei Baiin Qingluo, I have been thinking about them all the time. Even now, I am even a little distracted. The desire for this pair of indoor shoes in my heart exceeds any other pair before!"

Fujimiya Ori thought about the startling glance he had when he saw Seira from the White House, and said: "The bandages are on top. Those are really a pair of beautiful indoor shoes. They are actually white, as pure as the bandages~"

"Logically speaking, I am already a master of indoor shoes. I should keep a normal mind towards any kind of owner or any style of sacrifice. But at that time, I suddenly couldn't forget that pair of sacrifices. This is abnormal!"

Fujimiyazhi said seriously, his eyes showing passionate eroticism: "The only explanation is...this is a sign given to me by the God of Bandages. He is telling me that he wants these sacrifices and wants me to get them and then give them to him." Offer it up, this is the only reason that can explain my abnormality!!"

Fujimiya looked excited and kept patting her chest. Only this method could suppress the violently beating heart and the hot and surging blood in the heart.

【Finally...finally the wait】

Yukihira Furano and Yu Prince Acura looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

[Although I don’t understand what Fujimiya Ori means at all, the weirdo association is one, and all weirdos are companions who stick together for warmth. No matter what, everyone must do it together, this is the weirdo]

Yu Prince Acura and Yukihira Furano smiled at Fujimiya Ori, and their two pairs of beautiful eyes were filled with some kind of emotion, which was a kind of support that did not discriminate between good and bad.

"all in all,"

Fujimiya turned around and used chalk to cross out the one proposed by Yukihira among the three plans for the "Evil Monster Raid Cultural Festival" originally planned on the blackboard, called "H Book Culture Dissemination": " This plan was scrapped."

For a moment, the smile on Yukihira Furano's face froze, and a traitor appeared among the weirdos hugging each other for warmth.

"Why?!"

Yukihira Furano rushed in front of Fujimiya Ori, pounded the table angrily, and asked fiercely: "Do you want to add it yourself? Why did you cancel mine? It's not fair! This is not fair!"

"Because you are spreading brochures and family planning supplies crazily in the school, you will definitely cause a lot of trouble. The object of my sacrifice, Bai Baiyuan Qingra, is the student council president. She will definitely be called over by the school for questioning. When she arrives, Then I won’t be able to sacrifice my indoor shoes before the cultural festival ends.”

Fujimiya Ori first expressed his understanding, and then said expressionlessly: "And Yukihira, don't you think your plan is unrealistic?"

"What... what do you mean?"

Yukihira Furano took a step back, with a look of panic on her face. She had a premonition that something she didn't want to think about was about to appear.

"You said that using drones to drop family planning supplies during a bonfire party can make school couples immediately turn around and go to a hotel to have sex... That alone is very strange,"

Fujimiya Ori's voice appeared in Yukihira's ears like a magical sound filling his brain: "Because it is simply impossible for normal humans to use such family planning products of unknown origin."

Yukihira Furano's eyes instantly lost light and he stood there blankly.

"Also, the plan to replace the library's collection of books and textbooks with notebooks is not practical. The workload is too big, and three people simply can't complete it."

Fujimiya Ori continued, and Prince Yu next to him couldn't help but nodded when he heard this.

[She wanted to say it when Yukihira first proposed the plan, but Yukihira was burning, so she didn’t say it]

"This kind of thing is okay as long as you have perseverance."

Yukihira Furano said harshly, with a tone similar to that of a sullen person.

"That's great to say... Then I have one last question."

Fujimiya looked at Yukihira Furano expressionlessly. That calm look made H girl feel the taste of fear for the first time. In her heart, she was afraid of what Fujimiya would say next. She knew that it would be something she could not do. Face the reality.

Chapter 68 A weird way to celebrate

"Replace the textbooks and the books in the library with simple books, and then Sobu High will become a hentai paradise for casual mating... This seems very unrealistic to me,"

Fujimiya Ori looked at the horrified Yukihira expressionlessly, and said the truth ruthlessly: "Because no matter how many books an ordinary person reads, it's impossible for them to be obscene."

"Yah!!!"

The sound of her dream being shattered was heard, and the girl fell to her knees with a plop and let out a desperate scream.

The Yukihira was sunk.

[People read this book and don’t immediately go to sex. I don’t want this kind of world! ! ! 】

"Woooooooo..."

Yukihira lay on the ground with tears streaming down her face, her eyes lifeless, and her body bent forward in frustration, as if her soul had been taken away. Even her originally pink and beautiful face became as pale as a mummy. , almost reaching the aesthetic standards of Fujimiya Ori.

"In short, the third sub-plan is temporarily cancelled,"

Fujimiya crossed out that plan without mercy, clapped his hands and said angrily: "Really, I wanted to cancel it from the beginning. The ambition of a weirdo is like the Yangtze River running eastward to the sea. How can I be nostalgic for sex? Isn't it true?" Should we pursue more ambitious goals, such as detonating Mount Fuji or destroying the world?"

Fujimiya looked at the dark and scary bandage and praised Prince Yu on the side: "Prince Yu, do you have any objections to my decision?"

Prince Yu glanced at Yukihira Furano, who was bent forward in frustration, and immediately nodded like medicine.

"Okay, unanimous vote passed, then let's plan how to get the indoor shoes of Seira-senpai from the Black and White Institute~"

Fujimiya held his face with both hands, and showed a faint smile of satisfaction on his bandaged face. The strange charm suddenly appeared in the eyebrows wrapped by the bandage, which made Yu Zixiang's face feel a little hot.

[What does A Zhi look like?]

【I really want to know...】

……

"Lady Ai Ji, what should I do?"

Koiwai Yoshino hugged Aiki Adagaki's waist and showed a pitiful expression: "Please help me."

"This weirdos association is so deceptive! It actually poached me!"

Adachi Aiji slapped the desk angrily, and her long blue hair was shaken by the slap. The students in Class A were startled, and they looked over, wondering what happened to Saduki Ji again today. Why are you angry?

Anda Heng Aiji also realized her gaffe, and immediately lowered her voice and whispered to her maid, but the anger on her face could not be concealed, and she made the sound of gnashing her teeth from time to time.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was sitting on the chair, also raised her head and looked at Aiki Adagaki with an incomprehensible expression.

She was concentrating on the book just now, and the distance between the two people was relatively far, so she couldn't hear clearly what Andayuan just said, but she vaguely heard something like "weird".

【wack? 】

Yukinoshita Yukino almost immediately thought of Fujimiya Ori, but she shook her head, a little funny.

The weirdos are not specifically Fujimiya Ori, there are five weirdos from the Black Five in this school, and there are also many other weird people like little birds swimming in Rikka.

[I have had too much contact with Fujimiya Ori recently, and now my mind is too sensitive. Everything can be connected to him. It’s really...]

Yukino smiled slightly, lowered his head and was immersed in the world of the book again.

After Adachi Aiji and Koiwai Yoshino exchanged a few words, Miss Aihime, who couldn't bear it, pulled up her head maid, and regardless of her objections, they left the class together and headed in the same direction.

As he pulled the dwarf maid along the corridor, his indoor shoes made a crisp "ta-ta-da" sound on the corridor. This quick and neat footsteps invisibly reflected the owner's anger.

Anda Heng Aiji stepped forward hard with her feet, her face was extremely gloomy, and her pretty face turned red with anger.

No wonder Lady Ai Ji is so angry.

She and Koiwai Yoshino grew up together. From the beginning, Koiwai Yoshino has been by her side to take care of her. Even in the most painful and lonely time, it was Koiwai Yoshino who accompanied her through it.

It can be said that Koiwai Yoshino is her maid on the surface. In fact, Adagaki Aihime regards Koiwai Yoshino as her most important friend and even her most important family member in her heart.

[However, now someone actually comes over to poach him! 】

Adachi Aiki's eyes were filled with flames. That silver-haired girl named Yukihira actually dared to say such words to Koiwai! !

"Would you consider ditching your identity as someone else's maid and joining our weirdo association~"

Yukihira Furano's "enthusiastic" eyes were fixed on the cowering little maid, or rather the two huge balls on the little maid's chest, and the malice in his eyes was already revealed: "We are here to take care of weirdos. As I see, you have a pair of very abnormal organs, and I think you are very suitable to join our weird department."

[Do you think this is something a person can say? 】

Hearing that Koiwai Yoshino, whom she regarded as a sister, was actually threatened in this way, Aiki Adagaki couldn't calm down. She slapped the table and took the little maid to the Weird Association, intending to ask the guy for details.

……

At the same time, in the Weird Association, except for Yukihira Furano, who was still lying on the ground in a state of despair, the remaining two great weirdos were opening champagne.

"yeah!"