I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Yuigahama Yui curled her lips and said a name, with an expression between unwillingness and disgust.

I'm not afraid that I won't be able to make some friends myself, but I, Yuigahama Yui, a well-rounded and well-rounded person, can't make friends with others, which is very dissatisfying.

Especially since this person was Fujimiya Ori, Yuigahama-san was even more embarrassed and annoyed, feeling sad that all the methods of making friends she had cultivated over the years were useless.

"I know, Your Highness Prince Princess You."

Nakano Yotsuba nodded and used the way a Sobu High School student would privately address Yu Prince Acura, or directly call her Princess.

This name is probably known to everyone in Sobu High School and even Chiba. Everyone knows it. For example, since Yu Zixiang entered school, there used to be a group of delinquent teenagers who often collected protection fees at the gates of Sobu High School and nearby schools. They all disappeared overnight. Otherwise, why would the delinquents who were ambushing Fujimiya Ori have to wait on the road? They could just wait at the door.

What is the number one eldest lady in the world? She helped Sobu Gao solve a problem as soon as she came here. No wonder the principal was in front of her every day.

To put it simply, this is a girl who will inexplicably feel like a passerby NPC in a VR game when someone says a few words to her. This feeling is well understood by Yui Hama.

Even though he just chatted with the upstream prince Acura, the feeling of unconfidence swept over him uncontrollably, and his speech became stumbling, like a passerby NPC stuck in the 2G network talking to the protagonist.

"I think you must have a brave heart, please help me..."

Like this.

How do you make friends in this situation?Even the most basic equal communication cannot be achieved. It can be said that any student of Sobu High School and Yu Prince Acura are placed together, and they instantly become a small sapling next to a towering tree, or a branch full of fruits. The most conspicuous part is a green and yellow fruit.

Even a strong-minded person like Yuigahama Yui couldn't stand this kind of experience, and she voluntarily gave up the idea of ​​making friends with Yu Prince.

[I really don’t know how this guy did it]

Yuigahama Yui felt sour and pointed at Fujimiya Ori and said: "The thigh refers to Yuji-san. This guy and Yuji-san are as close as wearing a pair of pants, so as soon as the people in the school heard that he was involved in the incident, they immediately Sagami-san asked him to leave and deal with it."

"This…"

Nakano Yotsuba was stunned. As he said, the little angel's little mind couldn't understand so many things about the force field.

"If it weren't for the fact that he had nothing to do, Sagami-san would have been expelled directly, and his parents would not have been called to warn him like he is now."

Yuigahama Yui's tone was strange, her voice became high-pitched, and she looked at Fujimiya Orihime, who was lying on his stomach and sleeping, and said: "Someone is really lucky."

"It's really enviable."

After Nakano Yotsuba was briefly surprised, she nodded and didn't respond. Yuigahama Yui knew that this was just because Yotsuba was a student in Class D and had never gotten along with Yu Prince Acura. If she and Acura-chan were in the same class, Having spent time with You Zixiang, you will definitely not have this kind of reaction.

"No~"

The two of them were talking, and Fujimiya Ori, who was lying next to him, suddenly groaned and moved his head.

The pink dumpling's head and body trembled. She had been speaking ill of him just now, so she wouldn't have been heard.

Yuigahama Yui carefully leaned over to check, and breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Fujimiya Ori's eyes were still closed. It seemed that she just slept a little unsteadily and was not awakened by the chatter between herself and Yotsuba.

"Tuanzi..."

Suddenly, Fujimiya Ori whispered a name.

"Who is Tuanzi..."

Yuigahama's baby face turned red instantly, but she complained softly, and her heart jumped.

[My name was called by a boy while he was talking in his sleep, and it was clearly heard by Yotsuba next to me]

Sensing the strange look on Yotsuba next to her, Yuigahama Yui felt that the blood in her body was boiling hot, and her whole body became uncomfortable.

[This can be regarded as a different kind of confession! 】

Yuigahama Yui's face turned pink with embarrassment, wanting to hear clearly what Fujimiya Ori was talking about in her sleep.

"Tuanzi, you Bichi..."

Fujimiya Ori moved her lips and spat out the following words: "Take me to a compensated date."

Yubihama Yui: "..."

"Ow~!"

A low growl sounded like a werewolf transformed from Yuigahama Yui's mouth, and then she seemed to have transformed into a hungry wolf and rushed towards the unsuspecting Fujimiya Ori. Yotsuba behind her hugged her desperately: " Forget it, Sister Yui, forget it, forget it."

After a while, Yuigahama Yui sat back angrily. She was so angry that her teeth were gently rubbing in her mouth, and she seemed to want to bite something.

"Ha ha,"

After what happened just now, even the little angel Siye couldn't help laughing. How could anyone talk bad about others while sleeping?

"This guy sleeps with escort girls,"

The roundness of Yuigahama Yui's chest rises and falls with her heavier breathing, showing the owner's uneasy mood: "He won't really find a website to name himself."

"How could it be? He is a boy. He probably won't be able to pass the trial."

Siye laughed softly when she heard this. This was the first time she was so happy when discussing such topics.

"That's not necessarily true. This guy doesn't even blink when he deceives people. He will definitely report his gender as female. The identity verification on the escort websites is generally not strict, so he might have been able to get through."

Yuigahama Yui was a little worried. She didn't want to see any of her classmates go to such a website to list their names. The reputation of her alma mater Sobu High School would be tarnished.

"...That's nothing, right?"

Yotsuba looked at Yuigahama Yui with a strange expression. Judging from the conversation, Yuigahama Yui didn't seem to understand anything as much as she said. She seemed to know a lot about this aspect. At least Yotsuba herself didn't know about compensated dating. Website identity verification is not strict.

"It's really okay for him to mess around on his own."

Yuigahama Yui still doesn’t know that her previous search for h websites out of curiosity has been discovered by Yotsuba, and she is still seriously expressing her worries: “I’m afraid that he won’t fill in his information, but will Our information is sent up to test the waters.”

Nakano Yotsuba: "..."

Such a terrible thing.

Ori Fujimiya, the ultimate bastard, a devil with no morals and conscience, a bandaid man who enjoys teasing and making fun of others. The most important thing is that his whole person is always in an unpredictable state of chaos, as if no one can accurately Just like they knew what the mentally ill person would do in the next second, no one knew what immoral things Fujimiya Ori could do if he tilted his head and opened his mind.

Now it’s fantasy time.

Name: pink dumpling

Gender: Female

Measurements: xx xx xx (make it bigger)

Remarks: I am in good health, but my brain is not working well, and I am very easy to cheat. I was sold to others and even helped me count the money. Click to reassure me!

Attached is a photo with the eyes marked, which is probably a seductive photo of Fujimiya Ori wearing a bandage.

【No ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! 】

Yuigahama Yui feels faint when she thinks of this kind of future. Of course, her chances are actually relatively low. Summarizing Fujimiya Ori's familiar character, it is estimated that nine out of ten it will be Yukino.

[Yukino definitely can’t do it either]

"It can't be to this extent!!"

Nakano Yotsuba blushed for a while and retorted excitedly, there was no way there would be such a villain among his classmates!

"I'm even afraid that something will happen to Prince Yu."

Yuigahama Yui curled her lips, she knew something about Fujimiya Ori's invisible bottom line.

At this time, it seemed that the fire in the kitchen had finally started, and a tantalizing aroma of rice wafted out. Fujimiya Ori, who was lying on the table, first moved his nose and opened his eyes instantly.

"wake!!"

The bandaged man sat up like a living mummy lying in a pyramid coffin in a horror movie, looked around, and said confusedly and greedily: "Well... is dinner ready?"

[Because of poverty, the bandaged people are always in a state of not having enough to eat]

Yuigahama Yui and Yotsuba were both numb. They were about to quarrel just now. You couldn't wake up, but as soon as there was a smell, you woke up immediately.

Fujimiya Ori first looked around excitedly to find the reason for him to wake up, and then suddenly realized what it was. He looked at Yuigahama Yui with suspicious and wary eyes, and asked: "Did you just say bad things about me? "

"No, Yotsuba and I were talking about forest school."

Yuigahama Yui was sweating from behind, but she still shook her head calmly and said nonchalantly: "She and I plan to play together then."

Fujimiya Ori cast a suspicious look on Yotsuba, and the little angel nodded hastily.

"Ok."

Fujimiya Ori still didn't believe it, but he was too lazy to care about this trivial matter. He looked directly at Yotsuba and said, "Yoshiba, which one of you five has a computer?"

Nakano Yotsuba was stunned for a moment and said: "Huh? All five of us have them."

Isn’t this thing standard?

Fujimiyazhi showed a poor and angry smile and nodded: "I see, that's it, then I'll go up."

After saying that, he ignored these two people and turned around to go upstairs.

The fragrance in the living room is getting stronger and stronger. If we don't find a place to hide, the bandaged man will start eating people.

……

On the second floor, in Ichika's room.

A lot of clothes were piled haphazardly on the carpet and bed, and even bra and Pangji could be seen. At a glance, there was no place to put one's feet. In this room where it was obvious at a glance how sloppy the owner of the room was, the girl He leaned against the bed sleepily, his face tired and pale.

She hasn't been sleeping very well recently, and she always has some strange dreams, mainly about monsters with strange auras, twisted star-like things forming strange things, then white faces with unclear faces, and finally Hong Jongdae. Lu Zhen called out like thunder.

"find him…"

[Are you remembering any horror movies you watched when you were a kid? 】

Nakano Ichika yawned and thought with a wry smile, I always have this kind of dream, let alone sitting on an idol, I can't do anything if I don't get enough rest.

"Dong dong dong dong~"

There was a knock on the door, which surprised Ichika slightly.

"Who is it? I'll come now."

Yihua's slender waist moved slightly and she came to the door. She stretched out her snow-white arms and opened the door.

"Fujimiya-kun."

Nakano Ichika looked at the bandaged man in front of him with a puzzled look and said, "Why are you here?"

"Hey, isn't this Ichika? It's been so long,"

Fujimiyazhi rubbed her hands nervously and said nonsensically: "I feel beautiful again, hahahaha."

"Uh…"

Too much hypocritical praise made people embarrassed. Not only did Nakano Ichika not show any happy expression, but he was a little disgusted, but he still gave up his body: "Anyway, come in first, don't stand at the door."

"Excuse me!"

It was rare for Fujimiya Ori to say something politely. After all, he was asking for help, and his mood was very complicated.

"Is there anything you need my help with?"

Nakano Ichika sat back in her room and realized when she saw her messy room. Blood red spread from her face to her neck.

[Damn it, it’s too shameful to let people other than my sisters know how sloppy I am]

[Moreover, Pang Ci’s private clothes were not packed away. It’s all because I was in a daze just now. What should I do? ! 】

Nakano Ichika's body was as tense as a bamboo. She turned around and looked at Fujimiya Ori uneasily, fearing that he would look strangely at his messy room and the clothes on the floor.

"Your room is quite nice,"

Fujimiya looked around, especially the clothes on the floor, nodded and said, "It's similar to my bedroom."

The fact is that a person who can light a fire in his own home can fully imagine how messy his home is.

To be honest, Fujimiya Ori is poor and has no money to buy extra things. Otherwise, the floor would probably be as full of clothes as this room. But even so, Fujimiya Ori's home is full of messy bandages.

"Hey? Don't you think it's a mess?"

Nakano Ichika looked stunned. She didn't expect Fujimiya Ori to say such words. She even felt that Fujimiya Ori was being sarcastic.

"very common."

Fujimiya Ori was furious. If he had money, the room would be even more chaotic and evil than Ichika's!

[And it’s none of your business what other people’s rooms look like]

"Haha... this is the first time I heard someone say this. My sisters and father always advise me to tidy up my room,"

Ichika smiled with some relief, scratched his head and said sheepishly: "But I'm too lazy. Even if I clean it up, it will be messy soon."

Fujimiya curled her lips in disdain and commented sharply: "Idle."

"Don't say such rude words to other people's families."