I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"Cheers, cheers~"

There was nothing worth celebrating on this day. The people at the table raised their glasses and clinked them together, making a crisp sound.

"Exactly like~"

Among the crowd, Fujimiya Ori didn't clink glasses with anyone. He just pretended to raise them, said something softly, and started eating.

Today is another happy day.

……

The much-anticipated cultural festival came, and Fujimiya Ori lay weakly on the table, looking almost impotent.

"What's wrong? Azhi,"

You Zixiang watched him carefully from the side, like a mouse looking for a cat in a hole: "I feel like you are in a bad mood."

"Well…"

Fujimiya lowered her head and looked at her phone again, and finally broke her guard: "Damn it, why didn't anyone order my order?!"

How many days has it been?Is there an endless stream of people promised to be taken advantage of? !Why aren't there any?

[Where have all the useless uncles gone? 】

After a brief outburst, Fujimiya suddenly succumbed, lying on the table and transformed into a bastard, with the look of a poor man clearly on his face.

"This…"

Prince Yu looked worried when he saw Fujimiya going crazy, then he brightened up and wanted to tell Fujimiya something happy, so he said: "Aori, listen to me, do you know Yuigahama Yui-san? She’s been acting a little weird lately.”

"Oh?"

Fujimiya Ori's pale face looked a little more energetic, with a strange light shining in his eyes: "Speaking."

"Suddenly and out of nowhere, he sent me flowers or something like that,"

You Zixiang blinked and tilted his head in confusion: "You want me to remember such inexplicable words? It feels so strange. It wasn't like this before. Did she have a fever recently?"

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Fujimiya Ori almost leaned out of the window with laughter. This was the funniest thing he had heard in this century.

Fujimiya's mood improved instantly, and his head hit Yu Zixiang's abdomen time and time again. Yu Zixiang hugged his head without knowing why.

"Let me go, let me go."

Fujimiyazhi broke away dissatisfied, and then said: "Listen to me, Prince Yu."

Chapter 81 New Members of the Weird Association and the First Day of the Cultural Festival

"what happened?"

Prince Yu released his head from Fujimiyaori's head and looked at him doubtfully.

"I'm telling you,"

Fujimiya looked around, whispered in Prince Yu's ear: "Actually, recently... I became a paid-dating girl!"

His tone was full of suppressed excitement, and one sentence made the singer faint.

"Is...is she the escort girl in my impression?"

Prince Yu shook his whole body nervously, his voice trembled, and his black eyes stared at Fujimiya Ori.

"no,"

Fujimiya Ori shook her head vigorously, and then told Yu Prince Acura all about her perfect plan to defraud the useless uncle.

"So this is ah."

Prince You breathed a sigh of relief, and her face became much better. Her expression just now was really ugly, like a flag waving in the wind, pure black.

"How about it, it's awesome, my plan to make a lot of money."

Fujimiya shook his head proudly, waiting for Prince Yu to praise him with his favorite look of admiration.

"I didn't expect that A Zhi would actually go to pay for a date,"

Yu Zixiang looked at Fujimiya Ori with admiration, and said in a strange tone: "Shouldn't it only be done by girls? How can Aori..."

"What do you know? Magical girls can have boys, but why can't escort girls have boys?"

Fujimiya Ori became even more proud: "I just want to be."

"Oh, okay."

Prince Yu curled his lips and stuck out his tongue at Fujimiya Ori when she wasn't paying attention.

"Then let me give you this."

Yu Zixiang thought for a moment, lifted up her skirt, exposed her classic tight safety pants and took them off to Fujimiya Ori: "When you are attacked by an uncle, you can use this to protect your lower body. Ordinary people can't pull it off at all." If you don’t come down, you need special techniques.”

"I told you it's just a money trap, and you won't see it at all, okay?"

Fujimiyazhi rolled his eyes at Yu Zi Xiang Ge. He felt that Yu Zi Xiang Ge was like that kind of idiot girl from a rich family. Yes, she was really naive.

"You might as well give me a sap,"

Fujimiya thought for a while and said: "This way, if the useless uncle of the hacker really investigates, I can hit his head hard with a sap."

"I didn't bring a stick to school."

Prince You pointed at the Triceratops fossil hanging on the wall and said, "You can take this away and use this as a top when the time comes."

"just forget it."

Fujimiya Ori refused in disgust.

At this time, Yukihira Furano walked into the room, followed by a follower, Yuyu Rikka. He was holding a white piece of paper in his hand. Fujimiya Ori knew that it was a signed application for joining the club.

After several days of tossing, the Evil King's True Eye finally successfully invaded the Weird Association with the help of Yukihira Furano, and Fujimiya Ori expressed her heartache over this.

My Bandage Order is tainted.

"I...I am the True Eye of the Evil King!"

Kotori Yurikka walked into the club room and looked at the weird shape like a spider cave, the Triceratops skull hanging on the wall, and the three spiritual-like photos on the back wall. Bandages and strange things could be seen everywhere in the room. The weird props are like a plus version of your own bedroom.

This is the club of my dreams!

Kotori Yurikka's eyes suddenly became moist. Ever since her father passed away, she had been alienated by her classmates because she was in the second grade of middle school. That's why her sister brought her to a big city like Chiba and tried her best to get into the general school. A high-quality high school like Sobu High School hopes that the good quality of students in Sobu High School can tolerate outliers like Rikka.

But obviously this is impossible, not to mention the extremely paranoid attitude towards the word "atmosphere" and the extremely paranoid attitude towards "not causing trouble to others". Even in all human social systems, anything abnormal or extraordinary will happen. Being the most prominent person in the crowd, few people have the heart to tolerate others, even in college, let alone high school.

People who can tolerate you and accept you are often the same as you.

Among weirdos, they just want to stick together for warmth.

This is the reason why Kotori Yurikka wants to join this club, and also the reason why Yukihira Furano takes the initiative to attract Rikka to join.

Kotori Yurikka wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. Her companions and heaven were right in front of her, which made her heart beat like a drum. She nervously held her hand and said, "My name is Kotori Yurikka. Starting today. Join the Weird Association, please give me some advice!!”

After saying that, she bowed vigorously, looking nothing like the True Eye of the Evil King before.

"Hmph, the evil king's true eye,"

Fujimiya Ori sat on his chair like a real king and looked at the little bird Yu Rikka proudly: "You have joined the Weird Association, so you should do things according to the rules here. You should understand this, right? .”

Yukihira Furano and Yu Prince Xiange immediately looked at each other.

rule?What rules?Does it mean that you hold fireworks and cannons and aim them at the couples on the playground every day?

"I know, just say it."

Rikka looked at Fujimiya Ori warily. Yukihira had already taken care of her before she came in. Basically, the bandage weirdo was the boss of the weirdo association, and this guy had a very bad temper. Sometimes he was unstable, and sometimes he was jumping up and down with anger, so he tried his best to Don't mess with him.

"You're really arrogant. Our Weird Association works very hard,"

Fujimiya shook his head disdainfully and said, "You have to eat and sleep, and you have to set up a kotatsu in the room every day, and you have to eat enough oranges every day. There are a lot of things to do."

Little Bird Touring Six Flowers: "..."

Yukihira Furano walked over silently and covered Fujimiyaori's mouth, ignoring his struggle.

Stop talking, boss, you are completely trying to embarrass the Weird Association! !

All in all, on the first day of the cultural festival, the number of weirdo associations increased by one, and the current gender ratio is three women and one bandage.

Yes, the bandaged man has no gender at all. Even if he takes off the bandage, he can only see a void!

……

"Believer +1~"

Fujimiya Ori sat in a chair in the classroom in a daze, and the noise around him did not affect his thoughts of beautiful things at all.

The Weird Association is considered his forbidden love. If Yurikka Kotori joins the Weird Association, isn't that equivalent to believing in the Bandage God?

Moreover, this person looks like he is easy to bully, so he can be labeled as weak, and he feels like a good training target.

How pitiful it is that the Bandage God is obviously the only true god in the universe, and Fujimiya Ori is the first and only believer of the Bandage Cult, but there are only a few people around him who believe in the Bandage Cult, and they are all praised by Yu Prince. Yukihira Furano's belief is not firm. And so on, this time there is finally one more person.

Seeing the Bandage Sect growing stronger, Fujimiya Ori's eyes became moist.

Fujimiyazhi raised his head and looked around. The entire first-year class B had been dressed up in a spooky and terrifying look. Although it was still far from the scariness of the bandaged man, it was pretty good for a high school student.

"Hmm...oh, oh, awesome."

Fujimiya gave it a perfunctory glance, then averted his eyes expressionlessly, stood up and walked out, intending to take advantage of the cultural festival to go shopping and see if there were any indoor shoes that could be harvested.

Although the assisted dating plan has been temporarily shelved, he has not forgotten his indoor shoe reaper plan.

Beautiful girls of Sobu High, prepare to face your fears!

……

Fujimiya Ori walked along a path in the school corridor, watching the activities in different classes with great interest along the way. The always conspicuous bandage outfit was not so eye-catching today. After all, many students were wearing strange clothes, vampires There are Sadako and others, and Fujimiya Ori is not missing a mummy.

"Haunted house, coffee shop, maze haunted house, maid cafe, rotating maze haunted house, male and female dress-up maid cafe..."

Fujimiya Ori looked at the activity names at the door of the class and muttered: "It feels like there are so many kinds, haha."

"Hey~! Fujimiya-san!!"

The little angel Yotsuba's voice suddenly sounded to her left, but Fujimiya looked directly to the right, and as expected she met Yotsuba's surprised face.

"Hey? Why does Fujimiya-san know that I'm on the right?"

Nakano Yotsuba said in confusion: "Obviously I immediately moved to the left after I finished speaking."

"Hum hum hum~"

Fujimiya Ori raised her head and looked at Yotsuba proudly, her nose under the bandage shining strangely.

"Ah, because Fujimiya has a very good nose."

Ichika next to Yotsuba saw this and smiled and said: "It's very impressive. Fujimiya told me before that he can not only smell the scent, but also accurately identify who it belongs to."

Fujimiya Ori looked even more proud.

"Huh? Is that so?!"

Nakano Yotsuba was shocked and glanced at Fujimiya Ori with a subtle expression: "That's a bit kimo..."

"What did you say?!"

The pride on Fujimiya's face disappeared instantly, revealing a ferocious look like a thug, which scared the little angel and immediately hid behind his sister.

"Stop! Fujimiya-kun, stop your criminal behavior immediately,"

Ichika almost couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard Yotsuba's words. Seeing that Fujimiya was about to commit murder, she quickly stopped her and said with a smile: "Fujimiya-san, I see you are quite free to go to the school festival alone. Do you want to accompany us?" Shopping."

"Sorry, I refused."

The bandaged man adjusted his collar gracefully and ruthlessly rejected the girl's invitation. His expression was extremely cold and arrogant: "My time is very precious and cannot be wasted on unimportant things."

"Humph, that's right. Then you can go shopping by yourself."

Ichika snorted at Fujimiya Ori and left with Yotsuba.

Fujimiya Orizonori arranged her clothes again, put on a decent appearance, and walked away with a comfortable look.

Walking, I came to Class A of the first year, which was Yukinoshita Yukino's class.

Fujimiya Ori looked inside curiously.