I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

Sha Feihang couldn't help but glance at Xiao Mao, who was extremely resentful, and said calmly: "Is this bad luck for you?"

Xiaomao: "???"

Take a deep breath.

Phew...can't be angry, can't be angry, can't be angry.

"Then what is the friendship between us? What are the memories we have along the way...?"

"Do you have a good memory?"

"Then what does it mean that we are brothers and sisters, and we are so sincere?"

"Is it an idiom?"

"Fuck...then what do I do to you these days?"

"Calculate it as social practice."

call……

call……

I really want to shoot this guy to death!

Xiao Mao gritted his teeth angrily and said word by word: "Sha! Nai! Duo! You are such a little (big) cute (silly) love (hat)!"

I really shouldn't expect anything nice from you.

Seeing that he didn't speak any more, Sha Feihang sucked the Sprite, stood up, and stretched happily: "Are you done? Let's go after you're done."

It’s really infuriating...

Xiao Mao drove a luxury car and took the cheerleaders back to the Elf Center with a dark face, and gave them a card to let them move freely. He would pick them up and leave Nibi City in two or three days.

Sha Feihang looked at this scene and fell silent.

This this……

Is this the legendary package [Anti-Harmony]?

As expected, you rich people have a lot of fun. How old are you, Xiaomao, now, and you have already started raising a girl?

"Why do you have to leave after two or three days?"

Hearing the sound, Xiao Mao was stunned: "Aren't we traveling? What is travel? It's not about catching elves and challenging the gym competition endlessly, and then going to the next city to continue catching elves and challenging the next gym competition. .”

"In addition to these, every time we go to a place, we take a look at the local customs and customs, get to know other trainers, compete against each other when necessary, and make friends. This is the meaning of travel."

Sha Feihang looked at him and felt that this guy couldn't say something with such philosophical meaning: "So?"

Xiao Mao suddenly smiled: "So, next, it's time to reward yourself. Let's go, let's go have a big dinner! Eat Japanese food!"

Ha ha.

Sha Feihang said that he was going to eat alone, so no wonder he sent all the girls away.

But the word reward is used well!

When he is not traveling through time, he likes to reward himself when he has nothing to do. Even if there is no reason, he can make up an idea to reward himself. For example: The reason today is that although I have done nothing, I still worked hard for myself.

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【Chapter 028】Children, believe in the light.

Japanese grocery store.

After much thought, Sha Feihang always felt that eating alone was not a good behavior. After all, as the eldest brother, he also had a younger brother, so he simply released the green caterpillars and gave him a lot of high-end feed.

When he saw the green caterpillar, Xiao Mao suddenly felt a little sad.

The fact that his Bobo was defeated by the green caterpillar... He still feels a little bit resentful about it, but he doesn't want to say it, for fear that if he tells it, the guy will say to him, "If you can't forget it, write it in the family tree."

However, this "bad" mood did not last long. Xiao Mao was deeply attracted by the food on the table. After knowing that he had eaten and drank enough, he glanced at the already full table next to him on the floor. A green caterpillar that pats its own belly with its tiny claws.

"Speaking of which...I still haven't figured it out."

"You are an elf, why would you conquer other elves?"

Sha Feihang thought for a while and said nothing.

Is this weird?

You must know that the world is so big, there are always some elves that are different from other elves.

Just like in the later plot, when Meow Meow was chasing Skin God in one episode, he used a Poké Ball to perform tricks and prepared to conquer the opponent. As a result, Skin God whipped a Poke Ball with his tail and put it in in.

When Meow Meow escaped, he looked shocked and felt like he was surviving a disaster, complaining that he was almost subdued by Pikachu.

To be honest, when he saw this plot, he really imagined what would happen next if Pikachu subdued Meowth with the Poke Ball he threw.

However, for Xiao Mao's question, Sha Feihang only thought about it briefly and gave the answer: "You know... our next trip should take a long time, right?"

"In addition to the subsequent Gym Challenge, there will always be other things that happen."

"I'm so strong, I can't do everything myself, right?"

"What's the problem with recruiting a few boys as thugs?"

Xiao Mao was shocked and speechless by his remarks. He could only pat his belly and burp, then changed the subject: "Hey... I really envy you little elves."

"Normally, I don't have any worries. I just eat, sleep, eat, and occasionally follow the trainer's instructions to play games..."

"We humans are different. We have too many worries..."

Sha Feihang ate the last piece of salmon and stared at him: "So, people really can't eat too much."

Xiaomao: "?"

Sha Feihang continued calmly: "So, I think it is better for you to eat less. When people are hungry, they usually only have one worry, but once they are full, they will have countless worries."

"So all your worries can only be overcome by eating enough."

Xiaomao: "..."

Oh shit.

Is this guy scolding me?Are you scolding me?

But why can't I find anything to refute him...

No wonder Xiaogang, the gym leader, teased him at the end of the gym competition just now that even though he was very strong, he was despised by his own elf.

Xiaomao took a deep breath and gave his advice in time.

"Well... let's just say that you are an elf. Although you are special, strong, and kind, can you be gentler when you talk to my friend in the future?"

"Oh, no."

"...Can you be more tactful?"

"Sorry, thank you for your suggestion. Although I think your suggestion is very pertinent, I still have to reject it."

"..."

What the hell is this called euphemism?

After a while, Xiaomao completely gave up the idea of ​​communicating with him and changing the way he spoke. Just do whatever you want.

"That... hello."

"Excuse me, is this elf yours? Was it found in the Kanto region? This elf looks very cute. Can my child take a photo with him?"

At this moment, the eldest sister at the table next to them suddenly led a child who looked to be only six or seven years old and came to them with a somewhat embarrassed tone.

Xiaomao looked back at the lady.

Gentle and generous.

This is his first feeling.

"This is my partner. If you want to take pictures... you should ask him himself." Xiao Mao just paused and then said: "I don't make decisions for him."

"Okay." Sha Feihang glanced at the elder sister and the child and decisively agreed: "Okay."

There is no other reason.

Because he saw the child's timid expression, half hiding behind the eldest sister, but the purity in his eyes was full of goodwill towards the world.

Sha Feihang naturally would not hurt such a cute child, so he stood up and decisively agreed.

"Eh?"

"The talking elf!"

When the boy saw that Sha Feihang could talk, his eyes seemed to light up: "Then you must be very powerful, right? I have learned a lot of relevant knowledge, but you are the first humanoid Pokémon I have seen. Eh."

Sha Feihang only hesitated slightly. After seeing the light in his eyes, he took out a small sign from his school bag and put it around his neck.

"Come on, boy."

"Scan the QR code on my chest. The more you scan me, the greater my abilities will be."

"Child, believe in the light!"

Xiaomao: "???"

The next moment, while he was drinking water, he squirted!

Where the hell did you come up with all these dirty talk!

The elder sister was also a little confused about whether to laugh or cry. She decisively took out her mobile phone and scanned the QR code, paid ten yuan for the photo, then patted her child and motioned for him to come forward.

After Sha Feihang received the ten yuan, he simply took off the tag from his neck, stepped forward and took more than ten photos with the child, his movements full of tenderness.

Even after feeling the child's excitement and kindness, he took the initiative to hold his hand and put his forehead against the little guy's forehead: "Come on, you must become an excellent trainer in the future."

The child was instantly inspired. He nodded excitedly and clenched his hands into fists: "Okay, I will definitely work hard! What's your name? I also want to have a partner like you in the future."

Sha Feihang thought for a while and smiled: "I am Gardevoir. Elves of our group are rare in the Kanto region. If you want to have Gardevoir..."

"You can scan the QR code in my backpack again. This is called the intelligence fee. I can tell you..."

"Hey, eh? What are you doing to me?"

Sha Feihang was immediately pulled aside by Xiao Mao.

"You can do it. The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes."

After saying this, Xiao Mao turned to look at the child: "This guy is Gardevoir. There will be more of them in the Fangyuan area. If you have a chance, you can go there and look for them."

The child left deeply encouraged, and the eldest sister also smiled and expressed her gratitude and left.

Xiao Mao looked at the backs of them leaving and couldn't help but sigh: "Tell me about your mouth. You obviously do so gentle things, but why does this mouth make people so angry when you open it?"

"Forget it...are you full? Let's go when you're full."

Sha Feihang shrugged, said nothing, and followed him out with the green caterpillar.

As a result, along the way, Xiao Mao looked at him more and more strangely, almost making him angry: "What do you want me to do? Look at the road! Or do you want to hear what I continue to say?"

Xiao Mao turned back decisively: "Well, I got it right, you can go back."

Sha Feihang: "..."

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【Chapter 029】The pure land of bliss.

How about Gardevoir...