I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

Of course, this does not include trainers from other regions who come here to travel, participate in gym challenges, and do not receive badges...

In short, this is all very unscientific.

After a while, Sha Feihang stopped thinking about this problem. The world is so big, and it has a population of at least one billion, right?

The world is so big, when will it have a population?

Thinking about this problem, Sha Feihang returned to the private club, looked at the oily green caterpillar eating next to him, and looked away expressionlessly.

Eat, eat, know to eat.

Don’t you even consider the issue of reproduction?

Seeing that he kept frowning, Xiao Mao thought it was because he was too harsh to him before. After a moment of silence, he walked over and said awkwardly: "I spoke to you too harshly and even attacked you. But you can’t say that to me!”

Sha Feihang turned around and was stunned: "Huh?"

Xiao Mao was also surprised: "Aren't you angry because I picked you up and threw you away just now?"

Sha Feihang looked confused: "I'm not angry."

Xiaomao: "..."

Consider him cheap!

Why should he take the initiative to apologize when he has nothing to do?

It was obviously this guy who achieved his goal by cheating and making up lies behind his back!

"Then you keep frowning, are you worried?"

"You do not understand."

Xiao Mao suddenly became a little happy when he said "You don't understand". His child's temper meant that he could forget the previous things in the next second: "Why don't I understand? You are a Pokémon and you have done this to yourself." So melancholy?"

"Do you think of yourself as a melancholy little prince among humans?"

Sha Feihang was silent for a moment, then he knelt on the ground and propped up one hand on the ground: "You don't understand..."

"I'm looking forward to the future, and I desperately want to participate. Although I'm laughing, I'm actually not happy at all~!"

Xiaomao: "???"

Get sick!

Seeing this, the green caterpillar on the side quickly stretched out its small claws and hugged its own rice bowl and huddled in the corner, silently thinking in its heart, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

"If you don't like this sentence, then I'll change it."

Sha Feihang took a deep breath: "I am looking up at the stillness of the sky, half [mei], half..."

"Oh!"

The voice did not fall.

The door closed.

Xiao Mao was so frightened that he went out for a walk.

Sha Feihang looked at the green caterpillar in the corner. The latter suddenly stiffened and instinctively wanted to retreat.

"Hey……"

"Who can understand me..."

Sha Feihang sighed inexplicably, and then smiled like a middle schooler, like a god in the new world.

What's the matter? Uncle Liu Huang said that he has been fighting for his whole life, why can't he still enjoy it?

Then play music and dance.

He wanted to say, what's wrong? He traveled through time and became Gardevoir. He couldn't be embarrassed with the girls. Every day he had to be looked at by his roommate opposite with his celestial eye. He couldn't be allowed to do so. Nervous?

Sha Feihang was a little annoyed and reached out his hand to pick up the green caterpillar. He held it in his arms and said with emotion: "It's better to become a human..."

The green caterpillar shivered in his arms, and after thinking for a long time, he gave his own opinion: "What's the good thing about being a human being? You have to work like a social animal every day, wash clothes, cook, and wash dishes. If you want to be a cow or a horse, you have to keep us.”

"We are different. We only have to be responsible for eating, drinking and having fun every day, and occasionally we can come out to help them fight."

Ok……

What you said makes a damn sense.

But I just don’t want to become an elf, I still want to be a human!

Thinking of this, Sha Feihang slapped it on the forehead again: "When will you evolve into Rayquaza!"

Green Caterpillar: "???"

If I could evolve into Rayquaza, I would kill you first and make you kneel on the washboard every day. Would it still be your turn to fuck around here?

However, after thinking about it, the green caterpillar still answered honestly: "Well... I'll try my best. I'll try my best."

Sha Feihang slapped him again.

Green Caterpillar: "???"

Sha Feihang said calmly: "Your eyes are wrong."

……

……

the other side.

Xiao Mao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after leaving the private club.

Crazy, that Gardevoir!

What a waste of my young master’s feelings!

This is the first time for this young master to give someone... no, it's the first time to give someone to someone, it's still an elf. The first time to apologize, that guy didn't take it to heart at all.

Damn!

Who would care about Gardevoir who has a bad temper and is a little nervous from time to time?

Thinking of this, Xiao Mao started shopping quickly. When passing by a mobile phone store, he gritted his teeth and said: "I'm not buying it a mobile phone! I'm afraid that it will be lost again, and it will be hard to explain to grandpa when he asks. !”

After the duplicitous Xiaomao simply bought several mobile phones, he felt that he couldn't let go of his bad temper. When he passed by the clothing store again, his expression suddenly became interested.

Because he saw that this clothing store actually sold clothes for elves.

Okay.

Don’t you have a bad character?

As a Gardevoir, a Gardevoir who is very close to humans and is willing to speak to them, she must be very gentle and gentle.

Why not... buy it a set of women's clothing.

So cute, she must be a girl!

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【Chapter 034】One of us must die today.

Private clubs.

Sha Feihang wandered around the room a few more times. He felt that there was no one to quarrel with him and it was very boring, so he simply went out for a walk and saw if he could meet Xiao Mao and see what that guy was doing.

In fact, Xiao Mao’s character...

To be honest, it's pretty good.

Although at this time, he is still relatively arrogant, arrogant, and has a sense of superiority.

But the question is, is Tasha Feihang a good bird?

What he himself had to admit was that most people couldn't stand his venomous words, and the words he would say from time to time could kill people... Hahaha.

But that's not the case with Xiaomao. He is very tolerant to himself. Even if he gets angry sometimes, he won't really get angry. He only thinks about how to defeat himself in the next battle, and then let him Become a foot-washer yourself.

Oh, in the next life.

The green caterpillar is too lazy and doesn't want to go out and move. Sha Feihang doesn't force it. Basically, he keeps the green caterpillar in a free-range state and just provides it with delicious food and drink.

If you want to exercise, then exercise. If you don't want to exercise, let's not exercise. Anyway, I don't expect this guy to become very strong. It's good to just be a punching bag and occasionally suffer some grievances that are not minor grievances. of.

After leaving the house, Sha Feihang started walking on the street.

Although the night in Hualan City is quiet, there are still many pedestrians walking back and forth on the street after ten o'clock, and there are even performances about elves on the street.

Naturally, Sha Feihang had no interest in this kind of performance.

But before he could walk a few steps, a young man jumped out...

"Eh?"

"You are... Gardevoir from the Fangyuan area, right?"

"No trainer? Alone?"

"Would you like to be my elf?"

Hearing the voice, Sha Feihang turned around, and when he saw the young man's appearance, his face suddenly darkened.

Don't think I won't recognize you if you change your vest!

Isn't that the boy you fought against Xiao Mao two days ago?What do you mean when you hold a Poké Ball and prepare to throw it directly?Do you consider yourself a one-goal superman?

Sha Feihang's face was dark. Not only did he have a sense of being insulted, he even thought of a very annoying character.

One-goal Superman... Gou Hao.

I believe that most people are the same as him. There is no way to say how disgusted this person is. It may even be the entire Pokémon, even the villains, even Team Rocket, even Team Galaxy, etc...

We can't say we are disgusted with these people. After all, it is a matter of stance.

But for Gou Hao... it's disgusting.

When he first watched the animation, he was finally looking forward to the time when Gou Hao and Xiaozhi parted ways. Xiaozhi would soon have a final decisive battle with Dan Emperor. As the separation was approaching, Gou Hao also launched several waves of turbochargers that made him extremely hypertensive. The operation can be said to be the ultimate in underworld...

Before Gou Hao said goodbye, he actually gave Wuji Jia Na to Dan Emperor!

Wonderful!

How wonderful!

Such a long journey, sharing adventures with Xiaozhi, experiencing and struggling together, and taking in so many babies. It’s okay for you to have so many operations in the underworld. Before leaving, you gave a powerful Pokémon to your good friends for the duel. His opponent is indeed a good brother who is close to each other in life and death!

At that time, he wanted to go up first and give him a set of combo punches, and then reward him with dozens of sets of slaps to ask if this idiot was awake.It's okay to leave before the final without cheering. I didn't expect you to provide any help or friendly assists. But before leaving, you gave the opponent a mythical beast... You were afraid that Xiaozhi won the championship, right?

It was the ultimate performance of inserting [defending harmony] for his brother.

And the matter of Suicune...he didn't even want to mention it.

Suicune's strong character, from the moment he was subdued by Gou Hao, made him even worse than Lightning Bird in Sha Feihang's heart.

And conquering the giant clay doll...

During the battle, it was Xiaozhi who directed the whole battle, and Pikachu was beaten by the damage dealer. But at the last moment, the giant clay puppet was about to die, and Gouhao threw a ball over and conquered it...

This mentally retarded behavior really made people angry.

Thinking of this, Sha Feihang's face really didn't look good, and he seemed to be spreading his anger towards others on this young man: "Emmmm, let me think about what I should say."

The young man raised his eyebrows, holding the elf ball as if he was all ears.

Sha Feihang grinned and asked suddenly: "If you compare your attempt to conquer the elf to doing a test, then relying on other people's help or external force is considered cheating."

"But do you know what you are behaving like now?"

The young man seemed quite interested in this example: "How do you say it?"

Sha Feihang sighed: "I never expected that you would choose between doing the questions and cheating."

"Damn it, you took a Poké Ball and were about to throw it at me, and you asked me if I wanted to be your partner."

"That's not how you insult someone, right?"