I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

what is this?

Is it the legendary "Are you afraid that your brother will live a miserable life, but you are also afraid that your brother will do better than me?"

"Oh, you're talking about him, he's in the top 16."

"..."

Xiao Mao immediately stopped talking and began to pack things seriously. After a while, he asked: "I'm going to another gym to prepare for a challenge. Will you go?"

Sha Feihang thought for a moment: "I won't go today. I just played a game in the morning and am a little tired. I want to rest. You can take the green caterpillar with you..."

"Go away!"

The next second, Sha Feihang directly picked up the green caterpillar that was still eating and threw it towards Xiao Mao.

Green Caterpillar: "???"

Why the hell did you throw me away? !

Xiao Mao silently took the green caterpillar and went out without saying anything.

After they all walked out of the door, Sha Feihang looked back.

mock up!

Don’t think that I didn’t see you two having sex in the Golden Gym before. Although I don’t know what you were plotting, it was definitely nothing good.

However, he felt relieved that Xiao Maoma rushed to another gym to compete in the challenge without stopping.

At least Xiaomao didn't feel that since he had him, he was a lot stronger, so he could unscrupulously feel that he was stronger and didn't have to work hard.

If he really has this kind of mentality, Sha Feihang wouldn't mind letting Xiao Mao experience what it means to be sober in the world.

This guy has always felt that he must not lose to Xiaozhi. In fact, even after the Silver Conference, although he lost, the strength he showed was stronger than the stupid thing... So in this case, he should Just work harder.

By the way, what is the word for it?

Yes, Vol.

Roll it up for me!

In one afternoon, Sha Feihang had a luxurious meal and got some beauty sleep. When the sun was about to set, Xiao Mao came back with the green caterpillar in his arms.

Both of them seemed to be in bad spirits.

Sha Feihang was surprised: "What's going on? Did you lose the fight? Wait a minute, Green Caterpillar, why is your face swollen?"

The green caterpillar hissed without saying a word. He jumped out of Xiaomao's arms and threw himself into Sha Feihang's arms and began to squawk.

"Uuuuuuuuuah...they are all bad guys."

"Boss, help me take revenge!"

"Beat them!"

Sha Feihang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You should tell me what happened. If you don't tell me, how can I help you get revenge?"

Xiaomao covered his face and said, "It's nothing. I won the gym competition, which was pretty easy. It's just that the aftermath of the battle and the gravel hit the green caterpillar watching the show on the side, so it became swollen."

"The reason I came back so late was because I took it to see the elf doctor on the way."

Sha Feihang took a breath of cold air.

Yes.

The aftermath of the battle!

Every time he fights...well, it seems like nothing happens, right?That's not right. It seems that the destructive death ray has been used a few times, but it didn't affect anyone. Why is this guy so unlucky?

The green caterpillar was crying with tears: "I won't go to any gym competition with him next time, because it will delay my meal."

"Also, those girls on the cheerleading team were so noisy and chattering that it made my ears hurt."

Xiao Mao knew that he was in the wrong and quickly went up to comfort him: "Okay, okay, don't cry anymore. I'll give you an extra month of rations."

The green caterpillar stopped crying immediately, jumped down again with a sullen look on his face, and continued to eat happily.

Damn, this foodie...

Xiao Mao was speechless, but after a while, he looked at Sha Feihang again: "Shasha... can we discuss something?"

rustle?

As soon as he heard this title, Sha Feihang immediately became furious. He knew that something was definitely not going to happen: "There is no need to discuss or consider it, so you should give up!"

Xiaomao waved his hand: "Listen to me first."

"I have inquired about it. Golden City is the center of Kanto. In addition to gym competitions, there are also gorgeous competitions."

"The day after tomorrow, at the largest amusement park here, there will be an unofficial beauty contest. Anyone can sign up to participate, so I signed up too."

Having said this, Xiao Mao rubbed his hands and his tone became more and more consultative: "So, you see..."

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "Haha, so you mean, you want me to betray my appearance? Impossible!"

"That...the reward for the champion is 100 million, and..."

"What time is the competition the day after tomorrow? Then the 100 million will be mine and the medal will be yours."

Xiaomao smiled slightly.

Get it done.

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5300 words have been updated, so let’s just count it as two updates. If you don’t count the updates, I’m really too conscientious, 嘤嘤嘤.

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【Chapter 086】Gardevoir's Military Fist.

Looking at Xiao Mao's proud eyes, Sha Feihang sighed.

He knew that the law of true fragrance could not be escaped anywhere.

But he doesn’t want to either!

Even when he started working right after graduating from college, he resolutely entered the society with the determination that he would rather be a piece of jade than a piece of shit and never settle with those capitalists.

The result is……

When I was in college: report to the country and protect the people.

The first job: If I don’t give up, I am willing to follow you.

Paycheck time: Is there the best ventriloquist in the city?

After working for a period of time: How can a man live in the world between heaven and earth and live in depression for a long time?

When resigning: A sparrow knows the ambition of a swan!

After being unemployed for a period of time: I have been wandering for half my life, only regretting that I have never met my master.

After finding a new job: If you don’t give up, Bu is willing to be your adoptive father!

After working for a while: The old thief... bullied me too much!

Summary: What a sin!

"Look at your bared teeth, your smile is reaching the back of your ears. Put it away for me!"

Sha Feihang said angrily. If it weren't for the sake of 100 million, would he betray his appearance? "Tell me, what is going on in this gorgeous competition?"

"Hey hey hey."

Xiao Mao smiled twice at first, but soon put away his smile and started to explain.

"The glamor competition, you can easily understand that the achievements are similar to the makeup competition I participated in before at La Pluchi. They are both unofficial competitions."

"But there is a difference between this and that makeup contest."

"In the makeup competition, trainers and elves compete together. Being a female trainer also accounts for part of the score, and elves do not need to use too many skills. They can simply imitate other species."

"But this gorgeous competition is different. Although the trainer also participates, he only plays a conductor role, and the main performers are the elves, that is, you."

"As for the form of performance... there is no limit. You can be cute, you can sing, you can dance, or you can use your own skills. In short, no matter how you perform, it mainly shows two things, appearance and moves, so that the audience can vote, and the experience is good. I’ll vote for you.”

Ha ha.

this rule...

It's completely an official beauty contest that hasn't matured yet.

Sha Feihang lamented that life is not easy, and he still has to perform a show: "Go on, what is the time, place and registration method?"

Xiao Mao took out seven tickets that had been prepared and waved: "The time is the day after tomorrow, starting at 9 o'clock in the morning, on the big stage in the center of the Golden Amusement Park in Jinhuang City."

"Don't worry, I've prepared everything in advance and even specially signed up for you."

"And I've seen it, we are basically guaranteed to win the championship."

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "How can I say that you are so confident? I, the main event member, don't even have this confidence."

Xiao Mao chuckled: "I took a look at the information of other contestants, and the contestants were all very ordinary elves, such as small fire dragons, green caterpillars, unicorns, starfish, and ducks... and so on. .”

"You are Gardevoir!"

"Human Pokémon!"

"You are the only one in this gorgeous competition! If you don't say anything else, just based on your beauty, it will be unjustifiable if you don't win the championship! If the audience doesn't vote for you, I won't be happy!"

Sha Feihang said angrily: "Isn't it just about showing off your appearance?"

Xiao Mao chuckled: "Don't worry, I've already thought about it, I won't let you play alone this time."

"I've decided, I'm going to play with you."

"I remember you danced a dance before, it was called "Pure Land", the dance was very elegant, let's change the song, then I will sing next to you, interact with you, you just dance on the stage, the rest Don’t worry.”

"If you need other girls to dance with you, I've made an agreement with the cheerleading team and they are all willing to help."

Sha Feihang's face turned dark on the spot.

Dance to your sister's "Pure Land"!

You want to bring your cheerleaders on stage too?

Almost without thinking, Sha Feihang turned around and prepared to leave, not wanting to pay attention to him: "According to what you said, I might as well give up and give a world-class live performance."

Seeing this, Xiao Mao rushed forward, lay on the ground, and hugged his thigh: "My dear Shasha, I have already signed up, we can't back down on the spot!"

"If it doesn't work, I won't let the cheerleading team go on. We can just go on stage."

"release!"

Sha Feihang had no expression on his face and raised his feet: "I told you to let go of your hands!"

Xiao Mao refused: "You first promise me not to escape in the middle of the battle, otherwise I won't let go."

"Don't escape before the battle..."

Xiao Mao then let go of his hand: "Then let's rehearse? I'll go find the music..."

Sha Feihang was silent for a long time, then slowly said: "Forget it, if it's not so troublesome, you can just watch my performance backstage instead of going on stage."

"I'm going to show you some contrasting alternative beauty."

Contrast?

Xiao Mao didn't quite understand what it meant: "What's the contrast?"

Sha Feihang said subconsciously: "It means a performance that is strong and extreme in line with the character's own personality. That's pretty much what it means."

Xiaomao asked again: "Then how do you want to perform?"

Sha Feihang thought for a while: "How about I perform a martial arts boxing show?"

Lying like a bow.

Kill a pine in battle.

Sitting like a bell without moving or shaking, walking like a breeze.

While singing, Sha Feihang inhaled slightly, put on a martial arts show, and performed all the boxing techniques in his memory, which seemed to be a powerful force.