What the hell is this movie theater?

What the hell is this movie theater?Author: lynx

Summary:

How tragic!A Japanese man committed a heinous crime for gaming!

——"Sword Art Online: About the fact that I was raped by Kayaba Akihiko!" 》

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Shock!A gang of seven people abroad actually killed each other for this reason!

——"Fate/Zero: This is a murder that happened because of a five-yen coin! 》

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Outrageous!A young man sneaked into a woman’s bedroom to do such a thing!

——"Sword Art Online: Hahaha!"I'm Luke Skywalker! 》

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99% of men cry with envy!There are so many beauties that he can't help himself with!

——"Encounter in the Dungeon: I was so happy in the Istar Familia that I lost contact!" 》

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Unscrupulous men and women teamed up to beat up an elderly man?The final result is amazing!

——"FGO: About me eating, drinking and having fun with a beautiful girl (?) in Daqin! 》

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"Although this system seems to be a movie-viewing body system... but who is watching the movie!? What kind of psycho is giving thumbs up to my embarrassing slice of life!?"

1. Never use horse fishing on the Internet

——Browse Zhihu with nothing to do.

[Can anyone comment on the movie-watching and reading genres that are so popular in the fandom right now? 】

[Anonymous user: Reading Body Viewing Film Body, commonly known as "Idiots can write".

I'm not a map expert. From what I've seen, writers who write about reading and watching movies can rarely produce decent text after clicking on the homepage. 】

Su Hong, who was browsing Zhihu when he had nothing to do, saw such questions and some answers. As an old bookworm, he immediately started to write and share his newly made up opinions.

[There is no need to talk about whether the movie is good or not. If the movie is written well, it only means that the author is good, not whether the movie is good or not. Besides, no matter what type of book, it is possible to produce good books. works, not to mention movie viewing bodies.

And in my opinion, the popular movie-watching genre in the fandom is just a variation of Xiaobai's novel. Its actual function is the same as that of the Platinum Gods from the starting point, all of whom are in unknown old age, covered with red hair and went crazy together, writing about Emperor Huangtian. In the battle against Xiao Yan in Douluo Continent, Xiao Yan used his famous stunt, Buddha's Furious Lotus, and then Li Xiaoyao/Amuro/Motherlander/Popeye suddenly appeared as the commentator, and he quickly reminded him that this move was really weird - so crazy.

I'm here to take my stand.

As an old bookworm, I really hate watching movies. I think this creative mode is extremely crazy, just like The Truman World——

Throw a character named [protagonist] on the [stage] to consume freely, and then let [protagonists (supporting characters) from other works] marvel at [protagonist]'s performance, praising him for being great and for what great achievements he has done.

But Xiaobai’s text is always like this.

It’s just that in the movie-watching community, passers-by’s exclamation has become [the exclamation of the protagonists in other works]. But if you want to say how much creative effort there is, then I don’t agree—unless the characters in the movie-watching community are never OOC.

When did OOC in other people’s novels become so easily accepted? The one or two OOC is a matter of the author's level. Almost all the characters are OOC, which means there is something wrong with the work itself.

If it can be accepted in this way, it proves that fandom is just consuming the original work, and cannot be called a 'creation that respects and loves the original work'. 】

Su Hong had just finished the bombardment and retreated his troops like a crowing rooster. He continued to browse Zhihu to learn about the stories that others had just made up. But just when he had some fun, Su Hong discovered that someone had eaten the fish he had just caught. Fishing bait.

[The World Only God Knows: OOC is not a big deal. Even King Arthur in FSN and FZ is OOC, let alone others. Even the ZUN master said that fanfics that are exactly the same as the original work are not considered at all. This is a fan, and as long as OOC can be accepted by everyone, then OOC is good. 】

When Su Hong saw this reply, he immediately turned on his fighting spirit - because the fish took the bait.

[High-intensity Overturning Master: If OOC can be accepted by everyone, then this fanfic is an OOC fanfic, and it is a fanfiction that needs to be specially classified separately - DC's OOC-afflicted "Teen Titans Attack", okay?Is Xingyue's "Fantasy Carnival" good?The former is widely praised among DC fans because at this stage, SB Warner only has this one game that has the best performance in terms of works, while Xingyue's OOC is based on the continuous emergence of the main series and its own traffic, and fans of the movie viewing community have What?Can you utter the "stitch monster's exclamation" by gathering three popular drama protagonists together? 】

[The World Only God Knows: I think what you say makes sense, but I think no matter how reasonable you say it, without practice, what you say cannot be verified. 】

[High-intensity rollover expert: What is this? If you are a cultural person, you can do it, but if you can’t, don’t push it? 】

Su Hong was just about to pick up the keyboard and continue playing, but a calm and rich male voice sounded behind him.

"No, I am very serious about talking to you about the movie viewing body, not arguing with you about right and wrong."

Su Hong was startled by this sudden sound. He looked back blankly and saw a young man wearing black casual clothes standing in the room.

"you--"

"——Su Hong, age 24, bachelor's degree, quit his job after working for three months and went home. Although he had no intention of ruining his career, he was confused about the future and was struggling."

The young man who appeared mysteriously snapped his fingers, and Su Hong immediately lost control of his body and was terrified.

The young man smiled and said, "You don't need to be so scared. This is just a simple ability to stop time."

——This is fucking "simple time stopping ability"! ?

"With your level of knowledge, it's difficult for me to explain to you how I achieved this. It's okay to treat me as "God" - after all, it's difficult for me to explain to you what superstring theory is. The unified model of the universe that has been established, not to mention the phase space-time string anchor technology established on top of it.”

--Grass!

"Are you relaxed now?" The young man smiled teasingly, "I told you, there is no need to be too afraid. With my current ability and technology, you have no idea what I want to do to you - in short, I came here specifically to see you to verify what you said.”

——You are crazy!Can what I say online be taken seriously?You don’t care about the feminist OP marketing account who uses her own mother to fish for fish on the Internet, but you come to control me, a little Zhihu fisherman! ?

"Since I have the ability and you have the ideas, then we hit it off right away, so why not?"

The young man opened his hand to Su Hong, and a few spots of light suddenly appeared on his hand.

"This is the [System Seed] I created specifically for you, and this seed will grow with your inner instincts and thoughts, and will also become the most authentic evidence of our previous conversation."

As the young man raised his hand slightly, the light point immediately disappeared into Su Hong's body, and the virtual display screen from a science fiction work appeared in Su Hong's field of vision.

[The system is retrieving your fate line. 】

[Through chaos calculation and joint determination by multiple systems, the turning points of your destiny in the current world are respectively at 28 years old, 34 years old, and 50 years old. Your life is currently being evaluated according to current social values——]

[Your life assessment is complete. 】

[Your thoughts and knowledge are being evaluated according to current social values. 】

[The assessment of your thoughts and knowledge has been completed. 】

[The system is naming the system based on the results analyzed by the above two evaluation systems. 】

[Welcome to the 'I also want to write about movie watching, crazy and bad money' system. 】

[The adventure journey you have experienced will be recorded, and the system will selectively make your adventure record into a video in accordance with current social values ​​and relevant laws (China) and put it into the super-dimensional universe to attract specific life (including silicon-based, carbon-based) Basic, energy life, special life) to watch and comment on your video. 】

[When your adventure series video collects 17 likes, you can complete this 'Movie Viewing Body' challenge. 】

【Your first journey is——】

["Sword Art Online (Sword Art Online)"]

——Fuck the God of the Universe from ten years ago...

He disappeared into this static universe far faster than his inner thoughts.

2. The boundless end of the world is full of love

"I'm so stupid. I shouldn't have quit my job in the first place. If I don't quit my job, I won't go home. If I don't go home, I won't browse Zhihu. If I don't browse Zhihu, I won't catch big fish for myself. Even if I overturn my car, I won’t end up in this Pogouba Square. I don’t know how to survive in this Pogouba game.”

Su Hong squatted in front of a flower pot on the edge of the central square on the first floor of Aincrad, scolding himself.

The moment he arrived at SAO, he was greeted by Kayaba Akihiko's most classic shout-out, and then the crowd burst into tears and fled in all directions. He was the only one who kept searching for the protagonist or a character he knew in the crowd - but he didn't find any of them. met.

1 players are crowded into this Pogouba Square, and the crowds are densely packed with heads. Not to mention that after the occurrence of "Game of Death" and "Restore Reality Appearance", it has become even more chaotic. I want to find familiar people here. Easier said than done.

Not to mention there is a more realistic problem.

Su Hong actually can't quite remember the plot of the first season of Sword Art Online. What he can recall now -

Probably Grandpa Kirito hacked and slashed and upgraded in the game, killing his first love on the Internet, and then met the blacksmith girl and unlocked the double swords, to the summoned beast girl, to the model worker Asuna in the book and adopted an AI daughter, until Kayaba was killed Jingyan's waistcoat opened and he exploded to counterattack, skipping the level directly to complete the plot of the first season.

Probably that's it.

Are these plot synopses useless?What's the difference between challenging Dacheng Alpha Dog after knowing how to play Go?

——NMD.

Su Hong calmed down his mood with self-pity, and then began to study SAO's game system.

With his many years of gaming experience, he... also didn't understand SAO's gaming system.

"Swing!"

Su Hong was so excited about studying the game system that he immediately got up and started looking for a suitable place for a quilt in Aincrad.

Life is indispensable for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Since there is no way to obtain more game currency, even if it is a small quilt under the bridge hole, we must find a way to cover it comfortably.

"Other people's systems have all kinds of newbie gift packages, lazy people sign in, and waste the benefits. The best wingman. He just said one thing about my system and told me not to use OOC and disappeared. You are so damned. Only God knows this world... You are so damned." Ah, Keima Katsuragi."

Su Hong's most proud skill in his life is that Thanos snaps his fingers but his mouth still stays to say, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

He wandered around the first level of Aincrad, bought a blanket from a sundry merchant, spread it in a shallow alley not far from the hotel, and began to sit in the shallow alley and think about his future. Actions and plans down the line.

Although he had almost forgotten the original plot, and even remembered Ben Zina's performance in the book more clearly than the plot, he did still remember that someone would distribute game guides.

——It’s just not clear when it will be distributed.

Aincrad wasteland player will always develop new floors. If he cannot keep up with the level, the chance of meeting the protagonist group in this game will become smaller and smaller - but in fact, even if he does nothing, The "death game" will also be broken due to Kirito's activity.

Although he really wanted to become a master player in Aincrad like other fan fictions, but the nerves of an old man who may not be able to react even if he is hit by the stone man's ultimate move probably did not support his idea.

"Begging first."

Su Hong found a wooden sign and a bowl, wrote the word "begging" on it and placed it in front of his bed. He waited for the help of kind people and continued to explore the game system of Sword Art Online - of course, he fumbled The game system is not in the direction of PVE or PVP, but a casual system.

We'll wait until the strategy for PVP and PVE is released. It's better to study the life system that few others have studied now - with Su Hong's many years of experience in playing online games, maybe he can make a lot of money in the life profession.

Su Hong sat on the bed and groped around, and finally opened the page of the life system, and began to look at various life skills. After thinking about it, he clicked on the music skills.

"The proficiency of music skills is high enough, and the NPC will randomly reward you with money, items or special materials when playing with an instrument."

——The decision is yours!

Su Hong took out another wooden sign and wrote "This place already has an owner", then ran to the grocer to buy a violin, and then rushed back to his quilt to start studying the music system.

When he took out the violin and equipped it according to the game instructions, the music track and arrangement interface appeared in front of him.

"The music system has also been simplified. Choosing music tracks to play means playing by yourself. After playing, your music skills will improve, but the music tracks need to be collected and used separately, and included in the personal repertoire library."

"In the arrangement interface, you can arrange the music yourself and adjust the scales to be played according to your own preferences. After the arrangement is completed, press the performance button to perform automatically."

Roughly speaking, it’s——

The former's music score system is a fool-proof operation. As long as you collect enough music scores and spend time, you can improve your musical skills, but the latter is more like self-arranging music and growing yourself through the completion and innovation of the repertoire. musical skills.

Su Hong is not a music major, but he prefers the latter's music model - after all, with a little effort, the latter should be able to compose "Chicken You Are So Beautiful" that is forcibly engraved into its DNA.

Players from all walks of life on the first floor of Aincrad, who looked depressed, dignified, serious and pessimistic, heard the harsh sound of Ye Ye Ye sawing wood as they headed to the hotel.

Looking closely at the sound, I found a young man making crazy noises on a mat in a shallow alley against a violin. There was a "begging" card and bowl standing in front of him. There was no pessimism on his face at all. Instead, they looked like they had just entered the game, with "interesting" and "fun" written all over their faces.

——This made their already complicated expressions a little more complicated, but no one came to look for trouble because of this.

therefore--

Su Hong's first day at SAO: playing the violin.

The second day Su Hong came to SAO: While playing the violin, he raved about Kayaba Akihiko's poor design of the music system - it was obviously an electronic arrangement system, but it couldn't record two different audio tracks to form a complete piece of music. Only solo music can be played.

The third day Su Hong came to SAO: the game guide was released. Su Hong looked at the guide and his remaining "G", and decided to work hard to get living expenses.

Su Hong came to SAO on the fourth day: Playing the violin, he complained that Kayaba Akihiko's combat system was too complicated - I can't even move A when playing ADC, but you asked me to move A in a virtual game, Kayaba Akihiko, you Is there something wrong with my brain?

On the fifth day Su Hong came to SAO, he finally fully understood the electronic arrangement system, and successfully unlocked the skill option of performing arts with his music skills, and successfully used the music clip of "Chicken You Are So Beautiful" to steal music from the NPC Received a huge sum of 21G.

"Let's go to the central square to perform tonight."

Su Hong made this decision in his heart, and decided to study new music on the bed, planning to add the arrangement to his own library before going out to perform.

Although Su Hong could not remember the plot of Sword Art Online, he did remember the popular melody composed by Phoenix Legend, which was the favorite of the square dance mothers.