What the hell is this movie theater?

"It seems that you have a high opinion of me, Mr. Lightsaber User."

Pito grinned and looked at the [Lightsaber User] who spoke ill of her in front of her.

"Are you worthy of being a player who has experienced death games? Your intuition is very keen... I am indeed the kind of person who likes to cause trouble in games, and you are the person I need to cause trouble."

"I don't want to play any kind of feud with you in the game - this game to me is just a game for my entertainment, and there is really no need for you to pester me."

Su Hong took off the lightsaber from his waist, pushed away the tray filled with kitchen waste in front of him, and showed the [Muramasa F9] in front of the dwarf and the female imp.

"If you want to find those masters to fight with you to improve your gaming skills, then you shouldn't come to me. I use a lightsaber as my main weapon just because I really don't have any shooting skills, and I don't I have a little experience as a player in SAO with weapons, so I use the lightsaber as my main weapon. It’s not that I’m highly skilled, so I chose the lightsaber.”

Poti grinned and teased, "Wouldn't this make you more powerful?"

Su Hong curled his lips, "Instead of fighting to the death with various masters in the rankings of this game, you still pester a casual player like me. It's really blind."

Poti continued to tease Su Hong with a grin, "Maybe I fell in love with you at first sight?"

"Sure enough, after living a long life, I can actually meet someone more crazy than me." Su Hong couldn't help but sigh about life and the possibilities of human beings. "I originally thought I was crazy enough - but now I really have to Admit that you are more neurotic than me right now.”

Lian echoed in a low voice from the corner, "I also think it's not polite to make such a joke..."

"Don't be so formal. It's just a joke." Poti stretched out his hand and knocked on the table. "Recently, GGO officially announced the registration time for the second BOB competition. Are you interested in signing up? Lightsaber user."

"What does that have to do with me?"

As a wild monster, Su Hong's patience is constantly declining. As long as this crazy woman who won't let go of him completely consumes his patience, he will go back to being his third wolf.

"Since you have always said that you are not a master, as long as you sign up for the BOB competition and you do not deliberately lose to others in the BOB competition auditions, I will naturally not pester you."

Pito narrowed his eyes and looked at the [SAO survivor] in front of him who had tried every means - no matter checking the player's IP or registering the player's real name, no clues could be found.

"I heard from Lian that you were once short of money... So, as long as you can stand out in the BOB auditions and reach the main round... then I will personally reward you with 200 million yen."

Su Hong and Lian both opened their eyes and looked at Pito. Lian was so shocked that he stuttered, "You will reward him with two or two million yen just for making it to the main match?"

"Do you want to prove that what I said is true?"

Pito casually reached out and opened the GGO system to enter the personal assets panel, and then set her personal assets panel to be visible to everyone, allowing both of them to see the huge game points and personal accounts stored in her personal assets at the same time. There is a huge amount of yen lying inside.

"If you want me to prove that what I say is not unfounded, I can now draw up a virtual asset gambling contract in front of you, and ask you to find someone to check the legality of this virtual asset gambling agreement. Entrust the funds of the virtual asset gambling agreement to a third party designated by you to keep and execute this virtual agreement."

23. "White Myth: Kakarot"

As long as you participate in BOB and reach the main draw, you can get a financial reward of 200 million. Even if you don't make it to the main draw, you can prove that you are not a master and avoid the risk of being harassed by female brats.

——No matter what the outcome is, it will be beneficial to Su Hong.

However, Su Hong had no intention of participating in the BOB competition, and even looked at the female imp with the geometric pattern tattoo on her face very funny.

"You're probably using money as a universal wishing machine to make wishes, right?"

"Can't you?"

"Perhaps this level of money offensive is useful to others, but to me, it's not even worthless food and waste." Su Hong leaned on the sofa out of boredom and looked at passers-by outside the window. "Even I'm not even interested in a universal wishing machine, let alone money? Besides, you're not as interesting as the root type."

"Tsk," Pito curled his lips, "The conditions I gave should be beneficial to you. Logically speaking, you shouldn't refuse."

"I've already experienced the pain of not running out of money after death, and now I'm too lazy to experience it a second time - but if you really want to resist the pressure, I can introduce you to a suitable candidate."

"Oh?"

"I did know some expert players during my time in SAO," Su Hong said casually, bored, "If you are willing, I can find a way to introduce you to someone with higher combat effectiveness."

Although it is absolutely impossible for Su Hong to contact the players of SAO's strategy team on his own, Storeya can legitimately contact them.

At that time, he only needs to ask Storeya to submit a request to them, and he will be able to solve the problem that this female brat is pestering him, and even collect some agency fees.

Although there is a risk of being opened by letting this female devil come into contact with the members of the SAO strategy team, this is only possible after the female devil gets acquainted with the members of the strategy team.

"Oh? Then do you know the player who ended the SAO incident?"

"I'm not sitting here just for you to ask about my household registration." Su Hong's patience finally ran out and he stood up and left. "If you have any ideas, let that little guy contact me."

Poti looked at Su Hong's figure leaving quickly and smiled half-heartedly. Then he looked at Lian beside him and said, "That lightsaber user is quite interesting."

"Why don't you give up the idea of ​​getting to know him?" Lian said with some entanglement, "After all, you two are my friends now. If there is a conflict between you, my position..."

poti laughed and waved his hand.

"Although I have only had a few real contacts with him, I can see that he distinguishes human relationships very clearly... Even if he and I have serious conflicts, our conflicts will not be transferred to you. Of course, it has nothing to do with you."

"Well...that's what I said."

Lian leaned against the window unhappily.

After all, although the lightsaber user who calls himself 'Steve Rogers' is difficult to get in touch with and doesn't get along well with her, he is indeed not a bad person.

Because when she gave him the name change card, she never thought that he would repay the money, and she never thought that she could get nearly a hundred times the reward from him. Even when she proposed to return the reward, he He also took the trouble and didn't care at all that he had 'lost'.

Although you can often see him online, he rarely contacts her. The time the two spend together is even less than that of Poti, whom she met later.

But if the two of them really have a quarrel——

"Anyway, I feel that if he really doesn't want to have a serious fight with you, you don't need to force it... Even if he is a survivor of SAO, GGO, SAO, and ALO are inherently different game systems... …”

"My purpose of pestering him is not as simple as strengthening my gaming skills or avenging myself for being killed by him in the wild... But even if I tell you the real reason, you probably won't agree. There is no need to tell you the reason why I did this."

"Is that so..."

Lian sighed unhappily, but did not continue to ask anything.

Because Poti obviously didn't want to talk about this kind of thing. Even if he continued to ask, all he would get was her joking prevarication, which would also make her unhappy. In this case, there was no need to do this.

"Speaking of that BOB competition...do you want to participate?"

"Of course I want to participate," Poti crossed his legs with interest, leaned on the back of the sofa and looked at the little one next to him, "Do you also want to participate in this BOB competition?"

"I'm a bit interested..." Lian nodded seriously, "I have never participated in ladder ranking, and now I don't know what level I am at... If there is such a competition, I would like to know what my level is. It’s easy.”

Poti said with a smile, "If you also reach the main draw in the BOB competition, I can also give you 200 million yen as your reward, okay?"

"Wha, what?" Ren huddled deep in the sofa and looked at Poti in surprise, "Can you give me 200 million yen as a reward if I make it to the BOB main game?"

"Yes."

"I think even if you have money, you shouldn't spend it like this, right?" Lian complained, "We were just strangers online two weeks ago... Isn't it a little wrong to spend money like this?"

"It doesn't matter to me."

Two million is not a lot of money to her, and if her idea can really be realized by the lightsaber user He Lian, it will be meaningless no matter how much money she has, she might as well give it away. give them.

"I hope we can all meet in the main game of the BOB competition - don't show mercy to me when you meet me? Because I won't show mercy to you."

"Then we have to wait until we all enter the main match."

Lian just stretched out her hand and took off her cloak, preparing to let Poti follow her to the PK hall to sign up for the BOB competition - fortunately, the BOB competition was held from the end of September to the beginning of October, and the school was on autumn vacation, otherwise she would have You may miss this BOB competition.

"Although I can't persuade the lightsaber user to follow me in the BOB competition, it would be great if the little one is willing to participate in the competition with me - hehe, I like you more and more now."

...My current image is indeed very cute, and it is actually normal for girls to find them cute and like them...Is it just an illusion?I always thought it was a bit strange that she said she liked it.

Pito stood up from his seat, raised his hands and stretched. While stretching, he suddenly remembered the rumors that had been circulating among players recently, so he grinned, lowered his head and asked the little one.

"By the way, there is a very popular online legend recently... have you heard of it? It's called the Death Gun."

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After Su Hong left the fast food restaurant, he did not wander around the city. Instead, he took off the lightsaber from his waist, played with it casually, and walked slowly outside the circle.

The female imp is now with the little dwarf, and the female imp has no way to hinder his career of spawning monsters. Therefore, taking advantage of the opportunity to sweep the low-level monsters and move a brick, it can not only refresh his mind, but also Letting yourself vent your slightly depressed mood can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

Su Hong threw his lightsaber outside the desert circle. When he saw the low-level monsters wandering in the desert, he no longer regarded the lightsaber as a big toy he used to play with. He pushed the switch of the lightsaber and headed towards the huge but in fact The big spider with the silver wax gun head rushed out and started his own economic journey in the wild area.

Thanks to the powerful values ​​set by the game official for the lightsaber, and also thanks to the garbage values ​​set by the game official for novice monsters, Mr. Su Hong can reproduce the style of the brick-moving king of the 85 version of the power plant, like Luke Tian. Walker rushed into the Imperial Storm Troopers and opened Wushuang.

——Although he can now choose high-level wild monsters to boost his economy, the long journey to the depths of the wild is one thing, and the possibility of being robbed by a fool is another. There is absolutely no need to do so. It's dangerous to do this kind of thing.

Su Hong had to stop after running wildly in the safe zone to kill monsters for half an hour, turned off his lightsaber, and sat in the ruins of the desert building, supporting his cheek with his hands.

"The refresh speed is not enough."

As early as the SAO period, his level had been raised to level [-], and his monster killing during this period also raised his account in this game to the full level - fighting monsters of this level is a golden powerhouse. If you accidentally enter the Bronze Mortal game, even if you don't kill randomly, your record will not be much worse.

He had killed all the monsters wandering around in the novice area, and he had to sit on a building in the desert ruins, supporting his head with his hands and waiting for more spiders to spawn.

Su Hong did not turn on Guan Ren's live broadcast, but took advantage of this time to think about Yuuki's AIDS and the [original plot].

Although the plot of Sword Art Online has been completely changed by me during the SAO period, and I don’t know if Yuuki’s situation is worse or better now than in the original anime and original novel, but I should be able to make her better through my own teachings. The earlier he makes his name in Aincrad and the earlier he meets President Asia and Emperor Kiriten, the sooner Yuuki's wish will come true.

——That is, [compete with the King of Hell for time].

Because virtual reality technology is applied to the medical industry, it can be of great help to disabled people and even allow them to regain their lives. However, the role of virtual reality technology in treating AIDS is just to allow patients to isolate themselves from the disease. The physical pain makes walking less painful for the patient.

"Perhaps we need to ask Storeya to take care of Yuuki, and ask Storeya to help Yuuki get to know the SAO survivor group headed by Emperor Kiritian."

It goes without saying that Emperor Kiriten's performance as the protagonist has been high and low in the top ten most popular rankings all year round, just like the rider Hatao-sensei. It is most reassuring to leave it to them.

After all, as long as something happens, Emperor Tongtian will really take action, and it's really Asasi.

Although "Asashi" has been interpreted as a derogatory term and label in Chinese online works, Emperor Tong Tian's Asashi also has some experience, and it is not like the word used in other junk light novels. As a selling point and a hypnotic weapon to conquer women, it can really make people feel Asasi.

When Su Hong found Emperor Kiritian before assassinating Kayaba Akihiko, asking him to believe in him, and launched an attack on Kayaba Akihiko on the 40th floor, even he himself was not sure of convincing Emperor Kiritian to believe in him.

Because his performance in Aincrad was indeed very gibberish and neurotic. If you think about it, there were probably a lot of people [in the audience] who were turned off by his neurotic performance, so don't mention it. Emperor Tongtian was originally a victim of this behavior.

Even so, Emperor Kiriten is still willing to believe in himself and cooperate with him to attack Kayaba Akihiko at the risk of [killing someone personally]. This is already proof that he deserves to be the protagonist.

The protagonists of other works may be just tool people designed by the author to cater to the readers and satisfy the readers' fantasy of transforming into a peach-haired beast. However, as the protagonist, Emperor Tongtian was born to be the protagonist.

"If you ask me, Keima Katsuragi is a real idiot. He clearly wants to make things difficult for me, and he even pretends that he wants me to personally verify my viewing experience as the protagonist."

"If you want to verify the viewing body, isn't Emperor Tongtian more suitable than me?"

"Emperor Tongtian won't assassinate the audience like me. He spends all day making fussy faces and engaging in TM abstract culture. He also has peach blossoms as abundant as Shirou Emiya's. Even if he doesn't touch a single leaf among the flowers, Emperor Tongtian has his own The romantic luck will definitely attract many readers to watch, take the initiative to criticize CP, and then start a party fight to a bloody head."

"Stupid stuff."

After Su Hong vented his inner complaints, he realized that his train of thought had gone astray.

"Damn, you idiot Keima Keima, you are still hindering my plans now. You are committing a heinous crime. When my non-existent fiancée breaks off the engagement, I will count your crimes in detail and use the carrot of Damocles to punish you. Slap your ass."

He shook his head like the god of death in the desert to clear his mind of thoughts. In order to prevent his thoughts from going astray again, he reached out and took off the lightsaber from his waist, using the lightsaber as his large pencil to record in the desert. Focus on the key points of your thinking and prevent your thoughts from going astray again.

"After Yuuki emerges from my Xianyue San... Xianyue Seven Star Cave, then I can explain Yuji's situation to Stolea. With my sharp tongue and Zhao Benshan's peddling skills, If there are no accidents, I can ask her to help me arrange the plot of Yuki’s successful return to Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain.”

"After returning to the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower and Fruit Mountain, we can arrange for Yuki to find the old monkey Argo, trigger the plot of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and let Yuki get the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in the East China Sea Dragon Palace."

"Then the next step is to shake the thunder and the earth, causing hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals to descend on the Flower and Fruit Mountain to fight Yuki and become Yuki's stepping stone, allowing the absolutely classic "Havoc in Heaven" to reappear in the world."

Su Hong nodded at the "White Myth: Kakarot" he listed——

"Hmm, um... good strategy, but I have to make some modifications."

24. Move your butt backwards!

"The balance of the human body needs to be trained, just like a gymnast who can perform amazing gymnastics moves. In actual combat, as long as the body can be kept stable, the fight can continue without falling. He fell to the ground and lost the ability to fight."

Su Hong took two steps on the grassland to get a suitable distance, then he turned a few times like Ultraman doing a back handspring to avoid attacks, and then landed like a gymnast doing a cartwheel spin.

"Thanks to the blessing of system attribute points, the player's physical ability is much stronger than in the real world, which makes it easy to achieve these actions that rely on strong physical ability."

After Su Hong stood up, he lightly jumped twice on the spot. His knees bent to the lowest point and he jumped nearly three meters high like a spring before landing lightly on the ground.

"This is what I want to give you tonight - how to master the balance of the body during exercise."

Yuuki was stunned and stammered, "Okay, okay."

"In traditional martial arts, the warrior's lower body is basically stationary, which is the so-called [standing like a pine and sitting like a bell], but there are also some martial arts that like to take an eccentric approach - such as Brazilian war dance."

Su Hong's reputation as a master of keyboard martial arts is not unearned. He has already dabbled in martial arts all over the world while surfing day after day. It is impossible that he has not secretly learned the Brazilian war dance, which is both famous and highly appreciated.

——He can even use Xiao Li's flying knife (throwing weapon) with great proficiency, not to mention the Brazilian war dance.

"In fact, many hip-hop, dance and other movements are based on Brazilian war dance. Putting aside the actual combat of Brazilian war dance, the mastery of body balance is also genuine."

After Su Hong finished speaking, he suddenly took a step forward and bent down. Using a hip-hop movement called a giant loop as a fulcrum, he turned around and kicked in the air. He stood up again, took a step forward, turned sideways and kicked forward at the same time. He landed smoothly in the air, squatted on the ground again, swept his legs and stood up.

"As long as you can master this kind of body balance, you don't have to think about how to maintain balance during combat - just like when a person's feet slide, the body will swing trying to maintain balance."

It is definitely not easy for fans of skating, skiing, skateboarding, and roller skating to get started. How to master the balance of the body is the first lesson that these enthusiasts must master, not to mention that for skateboarding enthusiasts, falling How to perfectly hold your body when doing push-ups is the most important thing.

"Although it seems difficult to master body balance, even ordinary people like me can make it instinctive through practical training, so you can definitely do it too."

"I always feel like it's a little weird for you to call yourself an ordinary person..."