What the hell is this movie theater?

He went on to add.

“As long as an actor stars in a super bad movie about Invincible, the actor’s reputation will be affected by the bad movie, and the audience will not like other movies produced by this actor.

It is true that now I have become the second life of the great actor Nicolas Cage, and there may be audiences who will pay for Nicolas Cage as an actor no matter what.

However, the story I will interpret in the future will be wrong in terms of story logic and picture style, and I will work hard to achieve the goal of "New Age Sky Eagle Warrior", which will cut the story into pieces in order to pass the review. Then I think it will be regarded as Mentally challenged viewers will not continue to support the great Nicolas Cage. "

Uncle Nishida said with some embarrassment, "But I still don't understand what you are expressing."

"Actually, you can understand it," Su Hong patiently explained his motivation for acting to this old man from the last century. "Actually, my purpose is just not to become an actor. Uncle Xitian, do you still remember the last time we were there? Did we say anything when SAO was fishing?"

Uncle Nishida carefully recalled the last time he fished with him in SAO, and then nodded his head somewhat unconfidently.

"I can probably still remember quite a bit."

"Actually, we discussed this issue at that time, Uncle Xitian," Su Hong complained unabashedly about this old man from the last century, "People like us should not stay under the spotlight and become everyone's He is the dragon and the phoenix among all those who envy him."

Uncle Nishida suddenly understood and hit his palm with his hand, "Ah, ah, I remember. That's true, that's true. We did discuss it like this at that time."

"Isn't it the job of an actor to stand under the spotlight? That's why I said, Uncle Nishida, you must understand my thoughts. It's just that you, an old guy, can't keep up with the trend."

Su Hong vomited all his bitterness to this old man from the last century, a passerby from SAO, a strong man with a perfect life, and a bald middle-aged uncle.

"I was forced to sign a yin and yang contract that required me to be an actor, so I still have to work hard and perform a good show as an actor?

In the past, I signed a yin-yang contract and turned into a salted fish. Through my conscientious performance, I was able to escape from the God of Contract Club. Now, as the second generation of the A monster, I escape from my identity as an actor by working hard to be bad. , I put a lot of thought into it.

After all, I was just an ordinary keyboard warrior on the Internet before, knowing nothing about supernormal fields such as acting, singing, dancing, and Teacher Ma’s nonsense. However, through my own hard work and struggle, I almost succeeded in mastering almost all of SAO. I also worked very hard for players to perform Landry's torture. "

Although Uncle Nishida could only hear a partial understanding, it was clear from his tone that he was indeed full of complaints about this, and he sighed with relief, "You have indeed worked hard too."

"Then it's been too hard for me," Mr. Su Hong sighed. "If I hadn't been a disgusting otaku and had expertise in self-hypnosis, I wouldn't have been able to endure it."

"What you say is getting harder and harder to understand."

Uncle Nishida has never felt for a moment that he is so behind the times that now it is almost impossible to hear what this young man living in the Internet age is saying.

"There is absolutely no need to understand this kind of thing. It's just a weird saying used to make complaints." Mr. Su Hong waved his hand and then suddenly changed the subject, "By the way, Uncle Nishida, do you play ALO?"

"If I hadn't heard from Miss Hosaka that you appeared in ALO, I probably wouldn't have purchased a second-generation virtual stealth device to log into the game."

Uncle Nishida smiled and sighed.

"After all, I am able to survive SAO and make my life perfect. I have benefited from you. To put it bluntly, I really don't have much courage. Like those young SAO survivors who continue to enjoy this virtual Realistic game.”

"Actually, it's normal to think that once you're bitten by a snake, you'll be afraid of well ropes for ten years, let alone an antique like you from the last century - but don't worry, there should be no problems with GGO and ALO. "

After Su Hong said these words, he suddenly frowned and looked at Uncle Xitian. He also directly reached out and bumped Uncle Xitian's forearm with his forearm, making him turn sideways and cast a curious look.

"You must be careful during this period of time - and it is best to leave Japan with your money, temporarily go to other countries for short-term travel, and enjoy the few lives you have with your wife.

There are many players in this game who have died due to the activity of [Death Gun], and I am most likely to be a thorn in [Death Gun]'s side and flesh.

You and I have been chatting here for such a long time. There are many players coming and going here, and [Death Gun] is very likely to target you in order to target me, so that [Death Gun] can target you in reality. This old antique from the last century started. "

Uncle Xitian knew that Su Hong was not joking and nodded seriously.

"Although I don't know what you mean by [Death Gun], I will listen to you - but where do you think it is better for me to travel?"

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully," Su Hong used his thigh as his own scarecrow, raised his hand and patted his thigh, "Tear it down! I'll just push it away!"

"Demolish that?" Uncle Xitian asked curiously, "Why."

Su Hong immediately said in a shocked voice, "The fruits there are very cheap!"

"……what?"

"I told you! The fruits there are very cheap!"

The dark force in Su Hong's body surged uncontrollably, allowing him to use the dark force to hypnotize the bald man just like Yu Dazui used his unspeakable secret method of hypnosis to brainwash the user.

"The fruits in Kaina are very cheap. Even if you buy five kilograms of watermelon in Kaina, it only costs [-] to [-] yen. And it's August, which is when the watermelons in Kaina are particularly abundant. Not to mention And other seasonal fruits in summer, you can enjoy fruit all-you-can-eat with [-] yen.”

"really?"

"What's the point of lying to you? You should believe me and believe me. I'm a native of China. With our relationship, would I still lie to you and go to northern Myanmar to cut your waist?"

Su Hong loudly said with dissatisfaction, "As long as you travel to the south, such as Guangzhou and Shenzhen, if you can't achieve self-service fruit in those cities, then I will commit suicide in front of you - of course, if you are taken advantage of It’s another matter.”

"Okay, okay, I get it, I'll go."

Uncle Xitian only felt that his current behavior was inexplicably funny, but he still touched his nose and spoke to comfort Su Hong, who was suddenly restless.

——I feel like a child in my own family who gets into trouble over toys.

Mr. Su Hong's eyes suddenly became sharp. His sharp eyes were like knives and he glanced directly at Uncle Nishida who was touching his nose.

"My 'don't let people take advantage of you radar' has just reacted - are you silently taking advantage of me? I advise you, old man, to recruit people truthfully, otherwise I will blow your gold coins."

"I'm not taking advantage of you," Uncle Nishida said with a smile, "I just think it's a good thing that you are as energetic as before - after all, one or two years is enough for young people like you to make a world of difference. Something else has changed.”

"Even though I say that, I actually didn't leave for too long..."

"It's normal for you young people to think that time doesn't pass quickly... But old people like us who don't have many days to live have to celebrate every day we live."

"You're not that old, are you? Didn't you just retire early?" Su Hong finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Old people like you who have already enjoyed retirement life in advance should not rely on their old age! If you continue like this, I will really explode. Your gold coins!"

"Hahaha--"

Uncle Xitian patted his thigh and laughed happily, which made Su Hong roll his eyes. He stretched out the index finger of his right hand and drew circles on the ground to curse him.

"jingle--"

A jingling sound suddenly came from Uncle Xitian's body, which made Su Hong look sideways at him. He saw a system prompt pop-up window in front of Uncle Xitian and a [Reality Call] in the pop-up window. It was probably someone in reality looking for this person. Uncle Nishida.

"Although we had a lot of fun chatting, let's stop here for today," Uncle Nishida also turned around and said sheepishly, "We can chat again if we have time."

"Well," Su Hong nodded and continued, "Let's meet in ALO next time."

"ALO?"

"ALO originally followed the game framework of SAO, and now ALO has added the floating city Aincrad in SAO into the ALO game - let's go fishing together then."

"Ah," Uncle Xitian smiled and nodded, "Then I'll leave first."

"Ah."

After receiving Su Hong's response, Uncle Xitian reached out to open the system bar, and then it disintegrated into a blue stream of broken light in front of Su Hong's eyes, which made him smile and shake his head, stood up and sat back in Xiaomazar.

Sure enough, no matter how powerful and talented you are in regulating your inner emotions, it is still not as easy or effective as confiding your inner emotions to others.

Even if we no longer want to communicate with other people, humans are still social animals after all. Communication between people is the oldest and most advanced way of operating human society.

——A thousand cups of wine is too little to meet a close friend.

——But to be honest, he actually got along very well with Jing Ke in Fuyuki City, and Jing Ke also liked her very much. Unfortunately, Jing Ke is a beautiful girl, and the relationship between the two is not like that between him and Uncle Nishida. Talking about anything is still restrained after all.

30. Winning the game due to the effect of Victory Dragon (

If you are a high school student or college student, you should be able to understand what he is thinking now - after all, high school students and college students have inexplicable ideas and questions in their minds, which are boring and full of energy.

It’s just that you have to have someone to be boring with.

Examples include the classic Bread Knight, Butter Shooter, Ham Warrior and Lettuce Priest.

——Referred to as the daily life of a male high school student.

Whether it’s college students’ strange desire for comparison or male high school students’ team-building activities like a mysterious group, they are actually just a group of boring people trying to make their lives more interesting.

It's a pity that Su Hongdu has been running back and forth between Sao and Fuyuki City's studios, but there are very few people who can actually accompany him to do such a thing.

Now, besides Jing Ke, the only person who can accompany him to do this kind of thing is the bald Uncle Xitian.

——Just like a funny character who has crazy output slots but fails to meet a pair of glasses that can make crazy complaints, life is full of regrets.

But even though Uncle Nishida has been trying very hard to keep up with his imagination and his crazy output, he is still an old thing from the last century after all, so there is no need to embarrass him in racking his brains on this kind of thing.

After all, this kind of thing is just [boring people trying to make boring things interesting].

Since Uncle Nishida is a strong man who has fulfilled his life, there is no need to be on the same level as a novice like him.

"Ding dong."

The sound of the alarm clock rang while he was wandering in the sky. He was overjoyed and stood up from the pony.

"get off work!"

Mr. Su Hong put away his little maza without much thought, logged out directly, and logged in again to ALO's floating city Aincrad.

Because the gun version of Xiahou Dun's sneak attack today allowed him to unlock new uses of his script, he cooked himself a portion of fried rice at the ranch hotel. After eating, he came to the monster spawning area in advance with his novice iron sword.

"I am Leeroy!!!"

Mr. Su Hong raised the iron sword in his hand high and rushed into the monster spawning area at lightning speed. Suddenly, he attracted a large wave of black monsters behind him.

After making sure that no monsters were left behind, he just like what he did to himself before answering Yui's question during SAO, he returned the updated version of himself to the version that was sick in the second year of high school, and instantly entered the world of Xian. or mode.

【Where did I come from in life and where will I go in death?Why should I appear in this world?What does my appearance mean to this world? 】

[Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe?Is there an end to the universe?Is there a length of time?Where does the past time disappear?Where does future time stop? 】

It wasn't until he stood silently in the wind for a long time that he came back to his senses from Lu Xiucai's question.

Then continue to rush to the next monster spawning area, and continue to use [Leroy King] and [Sage Mode] to semi-automatically hang up.

Because it feels good to hang up for a while, and it feels good to hang up all the time.

It wasn't until the eleven o'clock alarm clock he set in the game rang that Su Hong rushed to the grassland monster spawning area where he first met Yuki.

Yuuki was already waiting for him in the grassland monster spawning area as usual, but the only thing that was different from usual was that there was a female elf with blue hair and a staff standing beside her, looking at him from a distance. .

"Here we come," Yuki jumped up and waved to Su Hong, then Sayazi ran to Su Hong and greeted happily, "Good evening."

"Good evening," Su Hong just nodded seriously while maintaining his working status, and then looked at the elf player with ice blue hair, "Who is that?"

"I'm Zhunie, I'm Yuki's friend." Zhunie came to Su Hong. "I was a little worried that she would be deceived, so I came here with her... After all, Yuuki was alone with us at night. It’s a bit worrying to meet players you don’t know alone.”

"Understandable."

Su Hong nodded.

Because he didn't say his name, wore a mask and cloak to hide his appearance, and met with Yuki to teach at nearly midnight, it was indeed extremely suspicious.

"I'm just here to teach her how to quickly get started with this game. You can rest assured."

"What's your name?"

"If this is the case, it would be a bit troublesome for me to not have a name to call you." Su Hong pondered for a moment before nodding and said, "In that case, then you can call me [Teacher Wu Tian] .”

Yuuki was stunned for a moment and then complained, "Teacher Wuten sounds like a pseudonym, right?"

"The name is just a code name," Su Hong said seriously, "I can be called Teacher Wutian, you can also be called Teacher Wutian, and everyone can be called Teacher Wutian, so you only need to know that in your cognition Teacher Wutian is a title that belongs exclusively to me, as long as you know him as [Teacher Wutian]."

Shune reached out and patted Yuuki's shoulder, then leaned slightly towards the strange player in front of him, who was covered in a black cloak.

"Can I watch you and Yuuki teach tonight?"

"It's okay."

Su Hong put his right hand on the hilt of the sword on his left waist, turned around and walked ten steps towards the more open and flat grassland area. Then he turned around and took out the novice iron sword from his waist.

"Actually, I have completely handed over to her the flow of my heart that I realized in battle. I just need to let her integrate the flow of heart through actual combat, and my work will be completed."

"Eh, eh, eh?" Yuuki exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Didn't you practice fighting slowly with a wooden stick today like before?"

"I have already given you the flow I have summarized. You only need to use the flow I gave you in battle. It is enough to get you out of the novice category."

Su Hong used his working state to express his opinions very seriously.

"As for how you go further on this basis and use your own way to become a first-class player in this game, and then become a top or second-class player in this game, that is your own business."

Yuuki's face slowly became serious, and he was not as energetic and happy as before.

"That is to say..."

"This battle is your first battle," Su Hong nodded seriously, "I have given you everything I can teach you. I can no longer help you no matter how far you go in the future. too much."

Yuuki hesitated visibly, "This..."

"What? Is it difficult to fight with me?"

Yuuki took a deep breath and showed an extremely serious expression, seriously questioning the player who had said that he wanted to teach her how to get started out of nowhere, and she had only learned his code name until now.

"After this battle is over, can we still play games like we are now?"

"If there is a chance, it's probably possible. It just depends on whether there is such an opportunity."