What the hell is this movie theater?

"Today is a dark day! Stop lying on the ground and pretending to be dead!"

Su Hong climbed up from the floor and threatened, "I have nothing to say to a violent woman like you who always beats the master in other people's rooms! Get out of my room now!"

Argo turned a deaf ear to his accusations and just opened the system backpack, materialized the chowder rabbit from the backpack and threw it at Su Hong's head.

Su Hong stretched out the Tyrannosaurus rex's short hand and cut it off. Just when he was about to laugh at Argo's sudden attack with ingredients, he had tasted it countless times in the baguette shop, but the prompt box popped up in his eyes. But it made him instinctively stop his mocking behavior——

"I'm super! Rabbit!"

The chowder rabbit is the most difficult-to-obtain top-grade ingredient in the entire Aincrad. Its rare appearance probability and extremely fast escape speed make this top-grade ingredient basically insulated from Su Hong - and even with the ability to withdraw money Among the entire player base, there are almost no top-grade ingredients available at any price!

"It was originally the best ingredient I prepared to spend with Yui on the Great Dark Day. Just buying this ingredient cost me 10,000+ Cole..." Argo curled his lips and looked aside, "Look at today. It’s because Da Huiri is taking advantage of you.”

The White Tyrannosaurus, a subspecies of the Li Zhan King, immediately stretched out his short hand and beat his heart and shouted.

"——Give your heart to the kind Lord Argo!"

"..."

"..."

40. This is my struggle to win...!

On the first day of the new calendar, which is called the first day of the first month in Japan, Su Hong was lying on the bed looking at the ceiling and thinking as hard as he could about how things could suddenly become like this.

Because Yui on his left and Argo on his right were both wearing pajamas and holding his arms and sleeping soundly. Even when he tried to pull his hand away, it would cause them to move and wake them up, forcing him to give up pulling his hand away. He had no choice but to search for fragmentary memories related to the current situation in his mind in the early morning when the sky was still dark.

——To put it simply, he is broken.

Su Hong remembered that he took over the task of cooking chowder rabbit - thanks to his high cooking skills, he directly made the chowder rabbit into a simple stew, and turned the chowder rabbit into a full pot of stew. vegetable.

Because eaters have short legs and are weak-handed, Su Hong reluctantly made Japanese meals such as miso soup and rice cakes for Argo and Yui.

After all the preparations were made, he went to the town to buy three or four boxes of [sake].

These three or four boxes of [sake] were originally a special sale product in the store, and they were intended to be consumed slowly in the future. They were purchased during a special holiday as a limited-time sale product, but Argo saw Su Hongna during the dinner party. Sake was brought out - and then she made a fuss about wanting to drink.

Su Hong naturally didn't want the wine he specially bought to be drunk by Argo, so he resorted to [Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol in Japan! ]'s words - the effect is average.

Argo used [I am a mixed race and grew up abroad! 】Improved his physical attack power.

Su Hong used [You must abide by Japanese laws in Japan! 】Improved his physical defense.

Argo used [Japanese law still can’t control us online MMORPG players trapped in the game] - the effect is outstanding!Su Hong was paralyzed!

Argo used [The chowder rabbit is provided by me! 】——The effect is outstanding!Su Hong was defeated!

Su Hong contributed Sake X1.

The two of them were eating stew and drinking sake, while Yui was serving food to Argo and him, just like a well-behaved child who had to take care of unscrupulous parents.

Why is Yui said to be a well-behaved child who has to take care of her parents?

Because even though Su Hong kept thinking about what Yui did at the dinner party, after thinking about it, Yui's presence began to get smaller and smaller after Argo got the sake, and the rest I just kept picking up food for him and Argo and reminding them to eat more food——

That’s right!From the moment Yui starts to reduce her presence!Argo and I were both drunk!Then I drank and drank the pieces!Becoming like this is exactly what happened after drinking the fragment!

In fact, he is somewhat responsible for the situation that things are in now...but there is only one mistake!Most of it is Argo's fault!

Su Hong felt dissatisfied after being forced to contribute the sake, and the malice in his heart was endless. He decided to use 36 tricks to persuade Argo to drink, and he had to spend the wonderful New Year's Eve affectionately holding the toilet.

But I didn't expect that Argo really lived up to his [foreigner bloodline]. Su Hong's constant activity directly activated the combat gene of his ancestral bloodline [we pirates all drink rum as water].

——The disgusting Anglo-Saxon robber!

Su Hong stared at Argo fiercely, with malice flowing in his heart, making evil plans on how to deal with this Anglo-Saxon robber who had knocked him to the ground several times, made rude remarks and robbed him.

He has even become so twisted that he plans to abandon his own morality for the sake of victory, and plans to find an opportunity to write countless positive words on the thigh of this underage girl.

When the malice in Su Hong's mind was rolling wildly, Argo's eyes suddenly opened, and his golden brown eyes looked towards his dark and twisted gaze.

At this time, it was like Jotaro Kujo using his invincible substitute Platinum Star to pause time, and even press the pause button on the complicated thoughts in each other's minds.

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed.

Even the invincible Platinum Star was only able to pause for three seconds in the early stages of awakening his ability, so time passed again.

Argo glanced down at the pajamas he was wearing, and immediately let go of his hands in his arms to stand up. His face showed an uncharacteristic expression of indifference and contempt for the scum of society.

"You bastard have already broken the law in a legal sense, right? Why don't you commit suicide quickly to apologize?"

"The law in the traditional sense does not apply here. This is what you said last night." Su Hong directly hit the snake and followed the stick. "And even if I broke the law, you can't get the evidence, right? I did it yesterday The crime scene has been processed before going to bed at night, so you can’t even expect to find my DNA in your body.”

"You bastard is really good at talking," Argo reached out angrily and grabbed Su Hong's collar with both hands, "Don't you have any intention of apologizing to me?"

"You are already a toy that I have played with, so why should you make me responsible for a broken toy? It is normal to throw away the broken toy and buy a new one." Su Hongli choked Al with confidence. Ge, "If you want to blame it, blame yourself for being too easy to break."

"you--"

"After all, the fact that a person like you, who is short and inconspicuous, can still be treated as a toy by me is a blessing that you have spent eight lifetimes cultivating, right?"

When Su Hong said these words, he had already predicted that he would most likely be pinned down on the bed by the furious Argo and beaten violently. At that time, he would be able to use his natural talent [New Century Ah Q Warrior] and go crazy in his heart. He taunted Argo [I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious] [I'm going to do it if I can't say it, hehehe].

——But the reality exceeded his expectation.

Argo took a few deep breaths, his chest heaving up and down, and his deep breathing sounded quite loud in the morning that was gradually getting brighter outside the window.

Her fiery expression also visibly calmed down with her deep breathing, so calm that Su Hong was a little surprised and at a loss - being suddenly attacked by the magical reality that [reality does not develop according to logic at all] was also... As a result, his mind was somewhat blank.

Su Hong just watched her draw out the system bar with her hand, and with the blue light, she put on the equipment she usually wore and the same hood as before. He stood up and came to Yui's side to hold her in his arms. Left the room.

Argo moved silently, silently leading him out of his sight.

Su Hong sighed, then put his hands behind his head and looked at the unfamiliar ceiling.

"...Sure enough, it's still troublesome..."

41.A wild beautiful girl appears!

Su Hong knew that he was sick. When he found out that he was sick, he admitted the fact that he was sick through complex logical dialectics.

Logic and mathematics complement each other, and their greatest characteristic is that they can justify themselves with a system. It does not matter whether it is right or wrong. As long as the system is established and has not been refuted by others, it is "correct".

Of course he accepts the fact that he is sick...because in late capitalism everyone is sick.

For example, the shadow of being bullied in childhood, the shadow of family breakdown and death makes it difficult to trust others, being cuckolded by a deeply loved woman and prejudice against women - and so on, and so on.

As long as you list such psychological problems casually, you will feel that people in this society have psychological problems to a certain extent - it is better to say that there are very few people who do not have psychological problems.

After all, having psychological problems does not hinder survival. Mental patients live well, but what about ordinary people who have psychological problems?Those who should work still have to work, and those who should sleep still have to sleep.

Among the players of Aincrad, he might be a typical psychologically sound player.

Su Hong checked out of his hotel on the thirteenth floor on the first lunar month of the new year, took the transfer crystal and returned to the central square of the initial town on the first floor. Instead, he randomly found a food stall and bought a crepe and then went to the long shop next to him. He sat down and ate his breakfast slowly.

The Argo incident did not have a great mental impact on Su Hong. It would be better to say that he had already expected that something would happen between him and Argo, and he had already prepared for it. I was mentally prepared, so my mood was not affected much.

Aincrad's central square on the first day of the new year has gathered many vendors who are taking advantage of the festival to make money. The prices are much more affordable than usual, and they also follow the path of small profits but quick turnover.

Su Hong had no idea of ​​competing with them. He was just thinking about how to promote the doll's costumes to the entire Aincrad, so that the players in Aincrad could become real players - players would not wear fancy clothes. What kind of player is this?

"If I can use the current reputation of the Blood Alliance Knights, I can basically promote my doll clothes... Then I can be more obsessed with creating looks."

Su Hong ate all the crepes in his hand, took out the crystal from the inventory, and was about to go to the transfer monument in the central square when he happened to see Yuna, who had worked with him before, walking towards the fountain.

Wearing a dark blue kimono, she came to the performance seat in front of the fountain and sat down as usual, took out her harp and began to prepare for her performance.

Su Hong didn't want to comment on Yuna's dress, but Yuna's appearance immediately made him give up the idea of ​​going to the headquarters of the Blood Alliance Knights. He turned around and sat back on the bench with his ears pricked up to wait for the music.

You can use the reputation of the Blood Alliance Knights to promote your own doll sets anytime, but the opportunity for a beautiful girl in a kimono to play a musical instrument live is extremely rare in Su Hong's life.

Although Su Hong likes to see beautiful girls and listen to music, if the two are combined and an additional element of [Kimono Limited Time] is added - then this kind of thing is basically insulated from Su Hong.

You can be busy with appearance at any time, but if you miss this opportunity, you may not see it again in the future.

Yuna carefully tried the strings and began to slowly play the music she composed. The clear and ethereal sound of the harp sounded in the busy central square.

Su Hong didn't recognize the music played by Yuna, but the music was indeed pleasant. After all, although he could feel whether the music sounded good or not, he couldn't use words to describe what made the music sound good.

If Zhong Ziqi had no musical ability like him when Boya was playing, he would not have the ability to depict the so-called "Mountains and Flowing Waters" artistic conception, and most likely he would not be able to perform "Mountains and Flowing Waters Meet a Friend" and "Bo Ya Jue Xian" anecdote.

But he understands that [good music] and [beautiful girls are a perfect match].

While Su Hong was still enjoying the music and the beautiful girl, he caught a black figure appearing beside him from the corner of his eye, causing him to turn his eyes to look at the man in black cloak sitting on the bench next to him.

"Come prepared?"

"Right? I'm here for you."

The girl's voice from the man in black cloak felt inexplicably familiar to Su Hong, but he really couldn't remember where this familiar voice came from.

This also made Su Hong frown.

Because he only knows a handful of girls in this game.

After the game server was launched, he had a brief encounter with Asuna but did not have a deep friendship. Yuna, who had had a cooperation experience, played a piece in front of the fountain. Argo's voice was definitely not that, and the cloak's figure was similar to Argo's. It's also completely inconsistent.

Even if this voice is the voice of a female player that I heard accidentally, it is absolutely impossible to remember other people's voices in my heart - it is better to turn around and forget other people's voices.

After eliminating all possibilities, the only person who fits this voice and figure is——

"Storea."

"Ah, did you recognize me so quickly? It seems that you are somewhat attracted to me," Storeya laughed unexpectedly, "I thought I was going to make up for the formal ceremony we didn't have last time. Introduce yourself."

Su Hong did not continue to look at Storeya, but turned his gaze back to Yuna who was playing music seriously in front of the fountain, "You can complete your self-introduction now."

"I am Storeya, and I am still serving as the event NPC for the New Year event. My goal is to try my best to allow players to enjoy this New Year with peace of mind."

"Ah."

Su Hong was noncommittal and did not continue to speak.

The atmosphere in which the two communicated fell into calm and silence.

Storeya was already prepared to answer Su Hong's questions, but his indifferent attitude towards her went beyond her original 'conversation rhythm', causing the conversation to end there.

This unexpected situation not only did not make her feel at a loss or surprised, but actually made her happy, leaning close to Su Hong's body and saying teasingly.

"As long as you ask me the questions in your mind, I may be able to answer your questions? Even so, aren't you willing to ask me something?"

Su Hong glanced at her, then distanced himself and sat on the edge of the bench. He stretched out his hand and patted the arm that had been in physical contact with her before, "I'm not interested in the answer."

Storeya was stunned for a moment because of his obvious disgust, and then the corners of her mouth unconsciously raised.

"No wonder Kayaba Akihiko and everyone else are interested in you? Because you... are really interesting."

"my suggestion is--"

The music played by Yuna came to its conclusion, and his answer came out.

"Maybe a psychiatrist will help you in your future life."

42. People live just for Stolea!

There are countless problems in this world——

Is there an end to the universe?Will super robots capable of destroying galaxies be born in the vast scale of the universe?Do digital people dream of electronic sheep?Will drinking black tea make you sleepy?Are people born in this world just for money and reproduction?Does destiny really exist?

Such questions that even ordinary people can think of, Su Hong once tried to give himself an answer based on his imagination during his young romantic period - but as his mind became more mature, he had already faced these problems when he was young. Su Hong had already given a very definite answer to the questions that came to his mind during this period.

The more human beings pursue solving problems, the more problems they will find in the process of solving problems. Just like Xiaobai's Internet article, he constantly pursues the path of stacking boxes, and finally ends when he gets tired of stacking boxes.

——So he no longer thinks about these romantic issues, and becomes a completely unromantic adult. Every day, he just tries to trick others like a pigeon into giving him 50, and eats Jiang Ziya-style American fast food that combines Chinese and Western things.

Su Hong pondered Yuna's music alone for a moment before turning his gaze to Storeya.

"I know your status is special, and I know you can answer many questions for me, but as long as I don't want to know the answer to this question, the question itself has no value to me. Even if you want to issue a task NPC, as a player, I don’t have to complete your mission.”

"……that's true."

"Excuse my apologies."

Su Hong stood up and wanted to leave Stolea's side, but his hand was suddenly grabbed by her, preventing him from leaving. She also made him pause for a while before throwing away her hand and striding away. go.

But before he took a few steps, Storeya's voice sounded behind him.