What the hell is this movie theater?

55. Those who eat melons escape death

Su Hong conducted detailed human observations on the five people in this team for two months.

Lingyin and Mitte are both characters who have not appeared in the original plot of the animation, and they have different relationships with the destiny male protagonist and destiny heroine in the team.

Su Hong originally thought that these two months had brought Kirito and Asuna together by themselves, and that they would turn into magnets and stick to each other tightly like in the original work, but what he observed was-

The relationship between Mitt and Asuna seems to be more special than other people in the team. Asuna will find a separate place to sit, and Mitt will sit not far away from Asuna.

Lingyin, on the other hand, has a crush on Kirito. Even if Kirito's good friend Klein is always with him, she will take the initiative to sit next to him and join their small group.

Su Hong originally thought that Kirito, as the ultimate life form that combines the two incompatible attributes of single pusher and harem king, would definitely kill Asuna if he was given two months. Although the relationship between the two has progressed in two months, it cannot be said that there has been no progress, but it can only be said that they are ordinary friends who can talk to each other.

— That's all.

But he didn't expect that he would hear explosive news from Kirito's mouth.

That is-

During the strategy meeting on the first floor, he was accosted by Kirito and worried about the Kirito Party. The hooded woman he pointed to, who was sitting alone on the edge of the crowd as in the original animation, was not Asuna. .

But [Ling Yin].

Su Hong never thought that he could stab himself in the back. It was like seeing the history of his second childhood disease that made him speechless and choked, but he had to suffer the consequences.

Even Klein, Ling Yin and others who were sitting far away from Su Hong holding a plate and eating lunch at this moment maintained the proper silence at this moment. They did not dare to say anything loud and only dared to use their eyes to constantly try to communicate with Kirito.

After all, Su Hong and Kirito went to the grove. When they came out, the atmosphere around Su Hong was not as lacking in presence as before, but turned into a tropical depression. I'm afraid it only needs an explosion point. His energy-recharging The power of the long-lasting mental illness will definitely blow up the five people present.

It's just that the eye contact between Klein and Ling Yin didn't allow them to get any useful information, because Kirito has been keeping his head down and not talking since he came back, pretending to be dead, and even the sound he made while eating was minimal, obviously. He has entered the ultimate defense mode and is deaf to what is happening outside the window.

Klein really couldn't stand his behavior of pretending to be an ostrich, so he directly opened the system's text message private chat interface and sent out his soul questioning to the fan who was pretending to be dead.

[What on earth did the store manager tell you when he went to the woods?Did you make him angry? 】

Kirito, who tried his best to pretend to be dead, finally stopped covering his ears and glanced at Klein's text message. He then looked at Klein and finally put down the dishes and began to show off his hand speed on the virtual keyboard.

[I have no idea why the store manager became so low-pressure. I answered his questions well... I had no intention of offending him. 】

[Then what did he say? 】

[He asked me why I haven’t become boyfriend and girlfriend with Asuna in the past two months, so of course I answered truthfully. Asuna and I are still just teammates. 】

[Then why is he angry...Did he really see you having private contact with Asuna? 】

【Not at all!Even after we teamed up to clear monsters together in the evening, I never met her in private!I don't understand why he has low air pressure at all! 】

【…】

Just as the two men were lost in thought in front of the screen, Asuna put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hands in this suffocating atmosphere and atmosphere, then looked at Su Hong and spoke.

"Mr. Su Hong."

In an instant, Kirito and Klein both gasped and leaned back, while Lingyin reacted more quickly and took advantage of this moment to shrink behind the tree, completely out of Su Hong's sight.

So everyone in Asuna looked at Su Hong in shock and surprise and began to ask her questions seriously.

"Today, Captain Xinka and Deputy Captain Heathcliff found me and asked me to ask on their behalf about the BOSS Warden Bracken strategy battle on the 40th floor in a week's time. Can you participate?"

Su Hong watched Asuna adjust her condition before replying equally seriously.

"Why do you want me to get involved? Heathcliff, the strongest player in the game, will take action in this strategy battle, right?"

"You have never really been exposed to the floor BOSS strategy battle. You may not know that the main boss on every tenth floor in this game is twice as difficult as the previous bosses on other floors."

Asuna spoke calmly and seriously.

"Although we were able to successfully conquer the previous tenth floor, No. 20 floor and No. 30 floor under the leadership of Deputy Captain Heathcliff without much loss, but now we have reached No. 40 Floor, even Deputy Captain Heathcliff felt that this time the main BOSS of the floor was more difficult than the previous BOSS.

Therefore, in order to ensure the success of this strategy and to reduce the number of deaths in this strategy, Captain Xinka and Captain Heathcliff asked me if you can participate in this strategy. "

At this time, the melon-eaters who heard Asuna's words did not dare to express their anger. They all held their breath and lowered their sense of presence. They were afraid that Asuna's words would explode the powder keg that had been brewing for a long time.

"Is that so..."

Under everyone's trembling gazes, Su Hong pondered for a moment and then said.

"...I will participate in this strategy battle."

All the people around me were relieved at this moment. They just thought they had escaped, but they heard Asuna speak again.

"The equipment you have now is not suitable for participating in the strategy battle. I know an equipment merchant who is proficient in forging equipment and should be able to help you upgrade your equipment - and it seems that you have not strengthened your equipment. This time it is about the floor. The main BOSS is also related to your safety in the strategy battle, so it is better to strengthen your equipment."

When Su Hong heard Asuna's persuasion, he did not speak immediately. Instead, he lowered his head and remained silent for a while, as if he was considering how to go crazy and kill everyone present, which made the people who eat melons feel anxious again.

"But I don't have any money."

"The funds and equipment materials you need to update your equipment this time will be provided entirely by the Blood Alliance Knights, and it will not cost you any money - this is also a joint decision between Captain Xinka and Deputy Captain Heathcliff."

"That's it...thank you very much."

The melon eaters finally breathed a sigh of relief, secretly glad that they finally escaped death.

56. It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge!

Because Su Hong agreed to Asuna's request, his afternoon routine of fighting monsters was replaced by going alone with Asuna to find the so-called weapons merchant she mentioned.

In fact, Su Hong still wanted to bring together Benzina and Grandpa Tong's CP crazy single push, but when he invited Grandpa Tong and asked him and himself to follow Benzina to find the weapons dealer, Grandpa Tong shook his head crazily and waved his hands, and quickly said that he and Grandpa Tong Klein also had important things to do, so he would not get involved in this matter.

Ling Yin said she was going back to the hotel to catch up on her sleep.

After hearing this, Mitte wanted to join in, but Asuna unilaterally rejected it, and the speed of the rejection made Su Hong a little suspicious - and then decided that there must be some evil between Asuna and Mitte. edge.

And the character Mitte...

Su Hong had no impression of the original animation.

Could it be that the butterfly effect turned Asuna and the passerby Mitte into a couple?Doesn’t Sword Art Online also pay attention to Disney’s Rainbow Man’s political correctness?

Su Hong followed Asuna as she walked on the town street on the 20th floor. However, the two of them were not walking side by side or with someone following them. Instead, they were far away from each other with a safe distance of more than one meter. Following Asuna, the emphasis is on [boys must protect their own safety when going out].

But despite this, the two people's trip still attracted the attention of passing players. Some players even loudly reminded Asuna that Su Hong was following her from a distance, maybe he wanted to take out a baguette and hit her on the back of the head.

Every time Asuna had to say thank you to these kind-hearted players, and then said that she was just guiding Su Hong on the orders of Xinka, the leader of the Blood Alliance Knights, and Heathcliff, the deputy leader.

After this happened several times, Asuna, no matter how patient she was, still reluctantly stopped and waited for Su Hong, and Su Hong also stopped very tactfully.

Up to this point, the two were still at a safe distance of one meter apart.

Su Hong immediately asked, "Have you arrived at the station yet?"

"Of course not. We still have two blocks to go before we reach our destination."

Su Hong just wanted to finish things quickly, "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go quickly."

"Can you stay closer to me?" Asuna said speechlessly. "When others see you sneaking behind me, they think you want to knock my sap off..."

"I won't approach you. You must want to shock me." Su Hong stepped back to a distance of two meters. "I have to be at least one meter away from you to ensure my safety as a boy. I'm warning you, you If you want me to come any closer to you, I will take out my French stick and challenge you to a samurai duel."

Asuna: "..."

"If you want to get to your destination quickly, then run."

Asuna had no choice but to turn around and start running away, while Su Hong also opened his legs and followed Asuna from a distance.

But before the two of them ran a block, a player rushed up with a baguette, and hit Su Hong with a blow that split Huashan. Su Hong had to stop and dodge the attack, took out the baguette, and prepared There was a big fight with this unknown player, but the player turned around and shouted at Asuna.

"I'll hold him back! Run!"

Asuna: "..."

Su Hong was furious when he heard this, "Are you insulting me! I am the leader of the Tongya Party! You should fucking die! I will be damned forever in the future!"

The player was confused by Su Hong's words, and Su Hong also kicked the player with anger. This powerful and heavy flying kick directly kicked him two meters away, as if he was encountering the Demon King of Time. A wonderful performance by Shogo Tokiwa fighting the ground.

"Despicable, despicable! He clearly said that he would be beheaded in eternal calamity in the future, but he used his legs!"

Su Hong sneered at the loser, "Who stipulated that shouting the name of swordsmanship can't do anything!?"

This stinky fart and the look of disapproval of the despicable behavior caused the other players to immediately pull out their baguettes for emergencies, "Wow! I didn't expect you, a bastard, to be so tyrannical in the Beginning Town! Now you dare to Acting cruelly on the 20th floor! Do you think our attribute values ​​​​can be compared to you, a real life player!"

"How dare you, those who are trying to sell you, dare to talk nonsense here!?" Su Hong took out a French stick from his backpack and held it in both hands, "Do you want to test whether my sword is sharp? !”

"My sword is not bad either!"

A certain player roared and raised his French stick to attack Su Hong. He raised his hand and struck with a powerful and heavy blow, but Su Hong blocked it with his right French stick and stabbed him with the left French stick at the same time. He knocked him back a step and was kicked by Su Hong again, flying two meters away with his mouth closed and his eyes closed.

"You're quite literate..."

As soon as this statement was made, the crowd was furious, and suddenly someone shouted in the crowd.

"A dozen people beat him up! The advantage is ours! Fuck him!"

"The oath of a brave man! Better than life and death! The stick can conquer the world! So close to the end of the world! The troubled world can be brought to an end with courage! The French stick in your hand can determine the country!"

——A chaotic war is about to break out!

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Although Su Hong has not been on the battlefield with a baguette for a long time, his basic attributes as a magical cat are not outstanding. His attribute values ​​​​are already the same as or even better than ordinary players. In addition, these players have no actions. With the blessing of the auxiliary system and the lack of experience in the French stick Shura field, even though we were outnumbered, we were all killed by Su Hong after a moment, and we heard the cries of mourning.

"Huh, shame on me! Get out of the battlefield!"

Su Hong put away his baguette with an invincible expression like Jotaro Kujo, and then looked at Asuna who was speechless and choking at the periphery of the baguette field, looking at the wailing players on the ground.

"Miss Asuna...you don't want this kind of thing to happen again, do you? Why don't you listen to me and quickly put on a hood to hide your attractive appearance?"

Even Asuna couldn't help complaining loudly at this moment, "If you were willing to be closer to me, how could something like this happen? You clearly know that you are notorious, but you are still so far away from me, making others think that you want to You want to sneak attack me, so that’s why things turned out like this!”

Su Hong, who has GANKed Argo, Yui, Storeya and Sachi one after another, now has the anti-GANK awareness of a top top laner and is unwilling to get closer to Asuna, the destined heroine.

"You want me to get closer to you? No way! You must want to shock me!"

"I've apologized! I apologized to you then! I didn't know it would be like this at all! And this all happened a year ago! How can you still hold grudges to this day!"

Facing Asuna, who had suffered some real damage from him and had her defense broken, Su Hong, who was a strong keyboard player, naturally would not let go of this opportunity to avenge his original attack, so he spoke loudly and taunted her.

"Not active in revenge! There is something wrong with your brain!"

57. So enjoyable!What a powerful melon!

In the end, Su Hong followed Ben Zina to the weapons dealer's shop that she knew. To his surprise, he saw the blacksmith girl who appeared in the original work.

When the blacksmith girl saw Asuna entering the store, she immediately greeted Asuna from the counter. Before the two of them could speak, her eyes immediately turned to Su Hong who followed her in. Bright.

"My name is Lisbeth. Although I have never met you formally, I have actually listened to your performance many times. I heard that you are still performing in front of the fountain in the Central Square?"

Su Hong immediately said vigilantly, "Don't get close to me."

Asuna said helplessly, "...I brought him here to update his equipment."

"Eh... do you want to update the equipment?" Lisbeth held her chin and looked at Su Hong. She tried to simulate the scene of him fighting the monster in her mind, but found it a bit strange, "Obviously he is a casual player, but he wants to update it." Your own equipment?”

Asuna had no choice but to explain to Su Hong, "He wants to join the strategy team."

"Hahaha...how is this possible!"

Asuna said helplessly, "It's true."

"Eh!? Wait a minute! Hey! Why? Can he join the strategy team? His level can't keep up at all, right?"

Asuna was about to explain the ins and outs of this matter to Lisbeth, but Su Hongdang acted as a straight man should and ignored Lisbeth's doubts and went straight to the point.

"Why do you care so much? I am here to update the equipment, not to gossip with you... I want to buy equipment from you, can you sell it? If not, I will leave."

"It can be sold! It can be sold!" Lizbeth nodded and said, "Then what are your needs? Cloth armor? Leather armor? Light armor? Or thicker heavy armor? What weapons do you need?"

"My level is level 36. You can give me a set of heavy armor roughly at this level." Su Hong thought for a while and then said again, "As for weapons...as for weapons, they need long guns, and if there are similar A large shield like Heathcliff would be even better."

"This, this is it."

Lisbeth swallowed with great difficulty the idea of ​​asking "Why can I join the strategy team at level 36?", turned around and went to the storage box next to the counter to dig out the equipment, weapons and armor that Su Hong needed.

"The specific attributes of these equipment are shared with you."

On the contrary, Su Hong waved his hand and said in a rather nonchalant manner, "You don't have to send it to me. You can just send it to Asuna. I have never been exposed to these high-end equipment. I don't know if the attributes are good or not. If she thinks it's okay, If so, just complete the transaction directly.”

"..."

"..."

Lisbeth glanced at her friend Asuna in confusion, and Asuna couldn't help but smile awkwardly but politely.