What the hell is this movie theater?

"Death...yes, didn't I just use the chanting skill to attract the hatred of monsters, and let Reiji, no, Nochiras and the others take this opportunity to leave the dungeon? By the way, how...how could I return this? Alive?"

"It's an ultra-rare resurrection item [Resurrecting Saint Crystal]," Kirito added, "The store manager used [Reviving Saint Crystal] on you who had completely disappeared, so you are still alive now."

60. Hum ah ah ah ah ah ah

When Keima Katsuraki decided to use him to demonstrate the theory of viewing bodies constructed by the two of them, he was already forced to play the game, and in this table, the two of them were players.

Su Hong's desire to have fun and kill Keima Katsuragi has now caused the plot to deviate to this point, which means that he has to continue to fight with Keima Katsuragi.

"Even if I don't have the genius abilities and skills of other novel protagonists, I still have my own way to win this game."

Su Hong understands that he is an ordinary person better than anyone else in the world, so if he wants to win in this movie-watching debate, he must do the opposite.

Therefore, he planned to give Keima Katsuragi and Akihiko Kayaba a big one.

He has been holding back for this 'bad job' for two months. For this 'bad job', he keeps suppressing his inner thoughts and feelings, just like hiding in the grass and driving a big crocodile. Accumulate anger - now that the time is ripe, all he has to do is carry out the steps he had planned in his heart, and he will be able to achieve his goal.

Although he originally thought that this 'bad job' might have to reach the 74th floor in the original work before he could barely complete the activation conditions, but Yuna staged the 'death of a tool man' in front of his eyes like 'Sachi' in the original work, and it was true. Let his 'bad job' meet the conditions for activation - and even made him almost explode on the spot after being suppressed for two months.

Fortunately he endured it.

So, before that——

"Store, manager? Why are you here?"

"I have been waiting for you in front of the hotel for a long time," Su Hong calmly stood up from the door next to the hotel and patted his butt, "I have a very private matter to discuss with you."

"Okay, okay..."

Kirito nodded with some trepidation, and without daring to say anything, he took Su Hong into the hotel owned by his friend Agil. He reluctantly looked at each other and then took Su Hong to his hotel. Room.

The moment the two entered the room, Su Hong asked him extremely seriously.

"Kirito, do you want to get out of this game and return to the real world?"

"Of course I did," Kirito swallowed, "W-why would you say this?"

"I have a way to end this game - you want to know."

Kirito wasn't sure what Su Hong was going to say, but he didn't want Su Hong, the powder keg that had been burning for two months, to blow him up completely in this room, so he nodded his head crazily.

"it is good."

Su Hong nodded seriously and then walked to Kirito and whispered in his ear, "If you want this game to end, then after defeating the BOSS on the 40th floor, find an opportunity to ask Heathcliff, the deputy captain of the Blood Alliance Knights, launched an attack."

"Wait, Xiang Xi——"

Before Kirito could finish what he said, Su Hong reached out and covered his mouth, and then he heard Su Hong whisper to him again, "If you don't believe me and are unwilling to do this, Then just pretend that I haven’t said anything about it... You must not leak any information, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

Kirito nodded seriously this time, causing Su Hong to let him go.

"Store manager, are you serious about this? Aren't you just crazy?"

"I know that the year before I was in Aincrad, I acted like a crazy person. This kind of lunatic behavior really doesn't make you trust me, but in this matter, I am very serious about asking for help. You trust me...what do I have to do to make you trust me? Whether it's me stripping naked and running naked through the streets of Aincrad or..."

"Etc., etc!"

When Kirito heard the words "Running naked on Aincrad Street", cold sweat was already flowing down his face, so he quickly stopped Su Hong from continuing.

"This sounds too bad! There is absolutely no need to do this!"

"Then how can you prove my sincerity!" Su Hongdang lifted up his clothes, "I will now give you the delicate flowers that I have treasured for a long time!"

"That's why you don't want it to come to this! Manager, why don't you mention the matter of sincerity!" Kirito was shocked and immediately held Su Hong's hand that was about to lift his clothes, "I believe what you said! I believe what you said is not enough!"

"Good brother!" Su Hong immediately patted Kirito's shoulders, "After the No. 40 floor guide is completed, you will listen to my orders. When I give the order, you will directly serve as the eight hundred swordsman I set up. To Heathcliff."

"Ah... this... I, I didn't promise you to do this either..."

"Then you still don't believe me!" Su Hong once again pulled up his clothes and shouted brusquely, "Come on! Don't pity me just because I am a delicate flower that has never bloomed! Let us become a star that permeates the entire multiverse. The stench! Hum ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!”

Although Kirito didn't understand what the stench of the multiverse meant, he was still shocked and held down Su Hong's hand that was about to pull his clothes, "No! Store manager! No!"

"Then are you willing to believe me?"

"I believe it! I believe it!"

Kiritani Kazuto nodded his head crazily, fearing that Su Hong would give him a job that would be too big for his life.

When Su Hong saw this, he finally stopped being funny, and after tidying up his clothes, he smiled at him.

"I hope you are really willing to believe me, believe that I really want to end this death game - I am actually the same as you, I also hate this death game."

"The store manager..."

"I won't say too much. If I say too much, it will seem like I'm being pretentious," Su Hong smiled and patted his shoulder, "It's just that I hope you will really consider my proposal seriously."

"Um……"

"See you next time then."

Su Hong looked at the former male protagonist of Sword Art Online with a smile, but did not say anything more, but turned around, opened the door and walked out of Kirito's room, leaving only Kirito who was still confused and responded instinctively. One sentence.

"see you later……"

Although after he finished speaking, he realized that Su Hong had left.

After Su Hong left, Tong Gu and Cai Cai began to seriously think about Su Hong's words.

"At the end of the No. 40 floor guide... launch an attack..."

In the past two months, Kirito had long noticed that Su Hong's mood was abnormal. Not only did he not go crazy when they took him to fight monsters, he also behaved 'normally' during the rare lunch break.

In addition, during the rescue operation at noon today, Su Hong was very angry even after rescuing Yuna, but he never broke out, making the onlookers feel frightened...

The last thing is just now.

Su Hong's antics towards him didn't look like a powder keg exploding at all, but more like the joyful feeling Su Hong had when he held a violin and had fun in the central square when the server was launched...

His last smile to himself didn't seem like he was faking...

"...Is it possible...can we really end the game?"

61. The fierce Tang Bohu!

Mr. Su Hong has lived in Aincrad for more than a year and knows only a handful of people. Among these few people, the intelligence dealer known as [Rat] by many players is the player with whom he has the deepest connections.

——One of the girls who was stabbed into the aorta by him.

Now that I think about it, what he did can be described as a testament to his sister-killing.

Argo is the No. 1 victim, Storeya is the No. 2 victim, and Yuki is the No. 3 victim. If the three swords he slashed cannot be said to be swords and fire, at least they are The level of cleave with critical hits can be described as a soft girl killer.

The streets of Aincrad are shining brightly in spring, with an endless stream of pedestrians. The shouts and whispers of the neighbors merge into a bustling post-modern virtual reality city painting, but the sound of poetry reciting in a leisurely tone can be heard far away on the street.

"The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at it and others can't see through it."

"I can't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."

Everyone looked towards the direction where the poem trumpet came from, and when they took a closer look, they saw a giant human-shaped tiger walking leisurely from far away from the street with a folding fan. The word "王" on his forehead was intertwined with extremely fashionable tiger skin patterns. , as well as the huge wise eyes slanting to the left and right, which makes people feel frightened at the first sight, as if they turned into the ghost and worshiped the giant humanoid tiger who was an accomplished monk!

This person is not someone else!It is the Tang Bohu of China who has been wreaking havoc on Aincrad for a long time!What if this tiger were to hold two extremely ferocious big French sticks to mess up Qiuxiang!This realm will surely destroy all living beings!

"elder brother!"

Horrible, terrible, terrible!Exciting, exciting, exciting!At this critical moment!At this time, a fairy boy in white was seen approaching Tang Bohu. He used the Buddhist lion's roar technique, a secret technique passed down from his ancestors, to shock the beast!Then he came out of Lingbo and rushed towards Tang Bohu with a slight step!

"Are you here to visit Yui?"

Terrified!The spell used by the fairy boy in white turned out to be the long-lost nine-character mantra of Taoism in the world!Even great demons like Tang Bohu were shocked when these words came out!

But the great demon is indeed a scourge for successful cultivators, but after being frightened for a moment, he got rid of these constraints. With a change of heart, he decided to use the ultimate skill of the Great Shift to repay all the harm he suffered!

"Yes! I'm here to see you!"

In such a fierce battle, the white-clothed fairy boy was beaten so badly that his Taoist heart collapsed. He actually forgot about the power of magic and could not use the infinite immortal power in his body, so he had to kill him with his neck.

One break!Wolong comes out of the mountain!

Argo, who was holding fruits in front of the fruit stall, had already realized that the person in the tiger head doll suit was Su Hong before Su Hong responded to Yui. He involuntarily took two steps forward and was about to kick him, but the same thing happened. Su Hong's words stopped the crimson electric drill that was ready to go.

"……what?"

Double connection!Become famous in one battle!

"There is no player in Aincrad who is more caring than me. Besides, Yui is also very cute. I haven't seen her for so long, so it's normal for me to come here and add some elements of Yui."

Tang Bohu put away the folding fan and threw it into the system storage space, then slid the system to apply for a transaction with Yui. After she agreed, he immediately threw all the valuable things in his backpack to Yui.

Yui accepted the items in a daze.

Tang Bohu immediately glanced at Argo, then turned his wise-looking head sideways, and the claws of his right leg rubbed against the ground like skateboard shoes.

"Hmph, I, I didn't come here specifically to see a violent hooded woman like you!"

Argo immediately felt his blood pressure soaring and his fists clenched, but he gritted his teeth and refused to let his thinking fists kiss his huge head fiercely.

"You bastard...you must be sick!"

"It doesn't work?" Tang Bohu held his chin in deep thought, "Is it possible that Tsundere has really withdrawn from the version?"

"Hiss... Huh..." Argo took a deep breath to calm down the soaring blood pressure in his body, "What on earth are you here for? If you don't tell me, I will start driving you away."

"Isn't that obvious? Wow!" Tang Bohu let out a strange cry, jumped back two steps, stood up straight, and then bowed to Argo with a standard ninety-degree bow, "Red bean paste Smee has fallen to the west!"

Even though Argodan's eyes widened and he opened his mouth, he could not speak.

Tang Bohu raised his head and glanced at Argo, and saw that Argo didn't react at all. Even though he was showing his ferocious appearance, he said, "I advise you to accept my apology. Don't force me to kneel down and lick your shoes to swear allegiance."

"You, you, you," Argo took Yui and took two steps back, his voice trembling with fear, "You, you finally couldn't stand the pressure and became mentally ill?"

"What!?" Tang Bohu was furious when he heard this, and immediately opened his teeth and claws aggressively, "You actually doubt that I am not mentally ill in the first place!?"

"So you are mentally ill!"

"Are you kidding me! Of course I am not mentally ill!" Tang Bohu took out the folding fan from the system space and opened it with a snap. The breeze blew gently on his face in a graceful manner, "I think back then, I, Tang Bohu, was comparable to Platinum Star 5A How can an ordinary person with a super number on a level panel be mentally ill?"

"..."

"..."

"Anyway," Tang Bohu closed the folding fan with a snap, then moved his hands to the doll's waist and turned his back, preparing to squat on the road, "I'm going to treat everyone to something good. You can eat whatever you want, let go. eat."

"What the hell are you doing!"

With a scream, Argo flew up and hit Tang Bohu on the head, who was about to squat down, and kicked him five to six meters away. He rolled round on the ground for a few rounds and then stopped, facing the sky tremblingly. The ground showed his thumb.

"Is this Leo's flying kick? It's really exciting."

"Can't you find a place where no one is around to express your nerves? Don't you know what kind of place this is? What on earth do you want to do today!"

When Tang Bohu heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground and waved his unique skills. After others were stunned and swayed wantonly, he immediately snapped his fingers towards Argo and spoke - his posture also followed his ups and downs. The sound changes freely like gamma future.

"Since you asked the question sincerely! Then I will tell you with great mercy! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed! In order to protect the peace of the world! The leader who implements love and truth! Su Hong and the Aldis tiger monster Iza The ancient miraculous fusion! Elemental hero Tang Bohu! We are wanderers traveling in the multiverse! Black hole! The new black fat is waiting for us!"

Argo was silent for a while, and then looked confusedly at the sun in the sky of Aincrad - even the sunlight that he was accustomed to on weekdays became extremely dazzling at this moment.

"It's time for lunch... Yui, let's go home."

Argo calmly took Yui's hand and turned to leave, but Yui turned around and raised her other hand to wave to Tang Bohu, who was still in the Super Saiyan pose.

"Goodbye brother!"

"Ah, I'm destined to see you again."

62. What you love is your life! (overjoyed

Another day, the fishermen, who had not gathered together for many days, sat down next to the river for a rare occasion. A moment later, the fishhook drew a graceful arc in the air and fell into the river.

Uncle Nishida stared at the motionless fish float on the river and suddenly said, "Speaking of which - if I hadn't seen you in the central square of the Town of Beginning every night, we would have really suspected that you were dead."

"what?"

"In the past two months, the number of times you have appeared in the Town of Beginning has become very rare," Uncle Xitian paused, "But I heard that you seemed to have caused quite a lot of trouble at the top in the past two days. Up?"

"That's true," Su Hong nodded, "It's just an appetizer compared to the invincible and super-bad job I'm going to do next."

"The invincible super of the universe..."

"Big bad job." Su Hong added.

"what is that?"